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"Lube, decent duo balls and a walk is my prescription. " Seems a reasonable prescription..... will I find my joy then? | |||
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"The only advice that I can give which is something I'm sure you will not want to hear is. Take a break from fab and anything sex related and fill your time up with other activities. We all loose our mojo from time to time. The best thing to do is not dwell on it and find other things that satisfy you that isn't self-destructive." I've tried that. It didn't work. Usually the lovely fab pictures sturdy something..... but right now it's just meh. | |||
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"Which could well mean I'm doomed of course. I've lost my mojo. Lost my flirt. And totally lost my perve. I don't know where they went but I miss them and I want them back. So help me please to find the trio of joy "If you find yours... can you look for mine too.... it'll probably be in the same place xx | |||
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"Bet you left them in the door pocket of Martyn’s car …. "I didn't even have them then! They've been gone ages | |||
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"Which could well mean I'm doomed of course. I've lost my mojo. Lost my flirt. And totally lost my perve. I don't know where they went but I miss them and I want them back. So help me please to find the trio of joy "Dance with me Posh. https://youtu.be/BVXly2B2Zp4 Let’s be silly buggers for a while.  | |||
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"Bet you left them in the door pocket of Martyn’s car ….
I didn't even have them then! They've been gone ages"Omg! They could be anywhere then
Seriously …. I think it does go from time to time but it will return when you least expect it. In the meantime just keep being you x | |||
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"Sending boobie hugs gorgeous. You’ve been through a lot. It’ll come back x" Thank you beautiful. Boobie hugs always help. But I really want it all now *Stamps feet and then falls crying in a heap because that hurt* | |||
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"Which could well mean I'm doomed of course. I've lost my mojo. Lost my flirt. And totally lost my perve. I don't know where they went but I miss them and I want them back. So help me please to find the trio of joy "That's amazing! I've just seen all three on a bus going over Waterloo Bridge! If I'd have known I would retrieved them and returned them to their rightful owner | |||
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"Which could well mean I'm doomed of course. I've lost my mojo. Lost my flirt. And totally lost my perve. I don't know where they went but I miss them and I want them back. So help me please to find the trio of joy
If you find yours... can you look for mine too.... it'll probably be in the same place xx"Well that's hardly helping!  | |||
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"Which could well mean I'm doomed of course. I've lost my mojo. Lost my flirt. And totally lost my perve. I don't know where they went but I miss them and I want them back. So help me please to find the trio of joy "Alrigh’ treacle  | |||
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"Oh well then" I reckon you stole my mojo. Come give it back please | |||
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"Coffee! Coffee solves everything also, have you looked down the back of the sofa? "Ooh coffee. Good call. I haven't been near the sofa in over 2 weeks....... I should look there! | |||
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"Oh well then I reckon you stole my mojo. Come give it back please "Never! | |||
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"Coffee! Coffee solves everything also, have you looked down the back of the sofa? "Love the profile. Awsome pictures xx | |||
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"Which could well mean I'm doomed of course. I've lost my mojo. Lost my flirt. And totally lost my perve. I don't know where they went but I miss them and I want them back. So help me please to find the trio of joy
Dance with me Posh.
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Let’s be silly buggers for a while. "That's put a smile on my face Mr  | |||
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"If it makes you feel any better Posh, mine went AWOL a while ago as well. It will come back when you least expect it, until then, just enjoy the non sexual frippery " But without my flirt..... who even AM I?  | |||
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"I think you left them here! "As it happens, I vaguely recall having them before the paramedics took me away...... Are you keeping them safe for me? (Please note.... I don't believe it is SOP for Tess to send people out of her house in an ambulance) | |||
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"Bet you left them in the door pocket of Martyn’s car ….
I didn't even have them then! They've been gone ages
Omg! They could be anywhere then
Seriously …. I think it does go from time to time but it will return when you least expect it. In the meantime just keep being you x "I don't know who I am any more. This unflirty Posh is unnatural! | |||
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"Don't think you're the only one Posh, though I doubt that is helpful. Need to jump start my oompf" I have jump leads in the car. Not sure that's the best way though | |||
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"Which could well mean I'm doomed of course. I've lost my mojo. Lost my flirt. And totally lost my perve. I don't know where they went but I miss them and I want them back. So help me please to find the trio of joy
Dance with me Posh.
https://youtu.be/BVXly2B2Zp4
Let’s be silly buggers for a while.
That's put a smile on my face Mr "I’m glad it didn’t. Welcome back. I’ve missed you.  | |||
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"Which could well mean I'm doomed of course. I've lost my mojo. Lost my flirt. And totally lost my perve. I don't know where they went but I miss them and I want them back. So help me please to find the trio of joy
That's amazing! I've just seen all three on a bus going over Waterloo Bridge! If I'd have known I would retrieved them and returned them to their rightful owner "If you'd be so kind as to chase after them and bring them back I'd be grateful
Plus WTF are they doing in London? I've not been there in ages! | |||
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"Don't think you're the only one Posh, though I doubt that is helpful. Need to jump start my oompf I have jump leads in the car. Not sure that's the best way though" Depends where you are going to put them 
But you know what, you're more than your flirty personality. You're lovely and caring and that's obvious to all to see. You are still your fabulous self even if your mojo has done a temporary disappearing act X | |||
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"Have you looked down tge back of the sofa?" Did that a moment ago. I won't confess what's down there but the trio of joy were not to be found | |||
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"Which could well mean I'm doomed of course. I've lost my mojo. Lost my flirt. And totally lost my perve. I don't know where they went but I miss them and I want them back. So help me please to find the trio of joy
Alrigh’ treacle "Ooh. A treacle usually works..... I'm smiling but can't think of a flirt | |||
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"Come and play with Mr floppy "Mr floppy? He doesn't sound very uplifting | |||
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"I would love to help but I lost mine sometime ago and still trying to find it "Maybe yours and mine and Indecent Proposal's went away together somewhere sunny? | |||
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"Awww big hugs ok not done this for a little while Nsp your amazing and beautiful so sexy and elegant just seeing you post makes my day better my hart has just skipped a beat I just want to hold you in my arms and cuddle you kiss you on the forehead as you fall asleep head my my chests and whisper in your ear that your beautiful amazing and wonderful Xxxx " Oh Natalie you do know how to make me feel special | |||
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"I think you left them here!
As it happens, I vaguely recall having them before the paramedics took me away......
Are you keeping them safe for me?
(Please note.... I don't believe it is SOP for Tess to send people out of her house in an ambulance)"Thankyou for that post script, I have never killed anyone yet!
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"Ours went as well. Lockdown, no privacy (due to kids), small house and thin walls just put a complete block on our libido. Got it all back and them some these last couple of weeks though. Just needed a couple of child free nights and a catch up with freinds to un-repress us. "Now I'm jealous. Don't suppose you found mine up there did you? | |||
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"Oh well then I reckon you stole my mojo. Come give it back please
Never!
Fine. I'll come get it."God help me | |||
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"Funny you should mention that, mine has gone missing too, is there a conspiracy." Did yours go on the sunny holiday with the others? | |||
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"Did you accidentally put them in the fridge instead of the milk? " Crap. I forgot to put the Asda delivery away as well. | |||
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"I hope seeing a new face like mine can bring a little joy to you today poshy xx "Hey Candy..... you seem delightful! | |||
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"Awww big hugs ok not done this for a little while Nsp your amazing and beautiful so sexy and elegant just seeing you post makes my day better my hart has just skipped a beat I just want to hold you in my arms and cuddle you kiss you on the forehead as you fall asleep head my my chests and whisper in your ear that your beautiful amazing and wonderful Xxxx Oh Natalie you do know how to make me feel special "Your welcome anytime beautiful xxx | |||
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"Which could well mean I'm doomed of course. I've lost my mojo. Lost my flirt. And totally lost my perve. I don't know where they went but I miss them and I want them back. So help me please to find the trio of joy "Everything you seek, and more, is located in my pants. You just have to reach out. Seek and ye shall be satisfied and saved! | |||
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"Which could well mean I'm doomed of course. I've lost my mojo. Lost my flirt. And totally lost my perve. I don't know where they went but I miss them and I want them back. So help me please to find the trio of joy
Dance with me Posh.
https://youtu.be/BVXly2B2Zp4
Let’s be silly buggers for a while.
That's put a smile on my face Mr
I’m glad it didn’t. Welcome back. I’ve missed you. "Ditto x | |||
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"It might be time to visit your doctor as it could well be hormonal. " Oh dear God. No one needs a hormonal Posh. I'd have to apologise to the world! But that's probably not a bad plan. | |||
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"Ours went as well. Lockdown, no privacy (due to kids), small house and thin walls just put a complete block on our libido. Got it all back and them some these last couple of weeks though. Just needed a couple of child free nights and a catch up with freinds to un-repress us.
Now I'm jealous. Don't suppose you found mine up there did you?"You can come look behind our sofa if you like.  | |||
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"Don't think you're the only one Posh, though I doubt that is helpful. Need to jump start my oompf I have jump leads in the car. Not sure that's the best way though Depends where you are going to put them
But you know what, you're more than your flirty personality. You're lovely and caring and that's obvious to all to see. You are still your fabulous self even if your mojo has done a temporary disappearing act X"Awwwww Frida. Thank you | |||
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"Erotic fiction? "I did try that yesterday..... and would you know, most of what I found had appalling grammar and wasn't very inventive. And I was basically doing a critique. So I'm not sure that helped | |||
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"I think you left them here!
As it happens, I vaguely recall having them before the paramedics took me away......
Are you keeping them safe for me?
(Please note.... I don't believe it is SOP for Tess to send people out of her house in an ambulance)
Thankyou for that post script, I have never killed anyone yet!
I am keeping them safe, yes, safe pair of... hands.. here! "I didn't say you'd not killed anyone..... I've seen the size of your patio so who knows! 
I'll be up to get them asap. Ooh. Could you take those cans out of the car possibly please? I had a dream that one exploded last night | |||
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"Oh well then I reckon you stole my mojo. Come give it back please
Never!
Fine. I'll come get it.
God help me"God won't help you. She's on my side | |||
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"Which could well mean I'm doomed of course. I've lost my mojo. Lost my flirt. And totally lost my perve. I don't know where they went but I miss them and I want them back. So help me please to find the trio of joy "I've no idea what's in Devon but there are plenty in Bristol, Bath and Somerset. A loss of mojo led me to tantra and I've not looked back as I appreciate the journey more and care less ( not couldn't care less!) about the 'destination'. Because there's no defined outcome, the erotic is enjoyed in the moment rather than as a race to the finish. Good luck, wherever you find it! | |||
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"Did you look down the back of the sofa ?!? "I'm now beginning to wonder whose sofa I should be looking in..... | |||
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"In all seriousness though its more your body telling you to focus on recovering and getting well . You will be back xx" Stop being the voice of reason you. You're probably right | |||
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"Ha e you tried buying a Sybian or visiting BadDragon?
LvM"I haven't..... maybe I should have a look.
Thank you Matterhorn for the sensible suggestion! | |||
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"Oh well then I reckon you stole my mojo. Come give it back please
Never!
Fine. I'll come get it.
God help me
God won't help you. She's on my side "Looks like the cattle prod be workin overtime | |||
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"Which could well mean I'm doomed of course. I've lost my mojo. Lost my flirt. And totally lost my perve. I don't know where they went but I miss them and I want them back. So help me please to find the trio of joy
Everything you seek, and more, is located in my pants. You just have to reach out. Seek and ye shall be satisfied and saved! "How am I meant to reach from here?! And why did you steal my trio of joy and put them in your pants? | |||
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"In all seriousness though its more your body telling you to focus on recovering and getting well . You will be back xx Stop being the voice of reason you. You're probably right "You know I am . The quicker you recover the quicker your foof will flutter again  | |||
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"Ours went as well. Lockdown, no privacy (due to kids), small house and thin walls just put a complete block on our libido. Got it all back and them some these last couple of weeks though. Just needed a couple of child free nights and a catch up with freinds to un-repress us.
Now I'm jealous. Don't suppose you found mine up there did you?
You can come look behind our sofa if you like. "I should probably do that..... cover all bases and all | |||
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"do as bad snacks suggests there is life after fab " There is indeed..... but I'm not ready for that kind of pressure! | |||
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"Have some of mine, I've got more than enough to spare "Well now..... they do say sharing is caring | |||
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"have they fallen down the back of the sofa? xxxx" I did check once.... I think I should check more sofas  | |||
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"Which could well mean I'm doomed of course. I've lost my mojo. Lost my flirt. And totally lost my perve. I don't know where they went but I miss them and I want them back. So help me please to find the trio of joy
I've no idea what's in Devon but there are plenty in Bristol, Bath and Somerset. A loss of mojo led me to tantra and I've not looked back as I appreciate the journey more and care less ( not couldn't care less!) about the 'destination'. Because there's no defined outcome, the erotic is enjoyed in the moment rather than as a race to the finish. Good luck, wherever you find it!"Thank you! | |||
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"Start with cake and a glass of gin/wine. Add a pervy friends for a night of shamelyless perving and giggles
Also sending booby hugs "Aww thanks beaut..... We need to do that | |||
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"Have you checked down my shorts? " I haven't..... I'm sure you would have noticed if I had! | |||
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"Have you checked down my shorts? I haven't..... I'm sure you would have noticed if I had!" Very true, would be like a tent
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"It happens from time to time , you need to take action and kick start it, do you have any sexy friends locally you can pop round for a coffee, fag and a finger ? " Erm...... nope. No one local
And making a sexy local friend would take too long. This could be irreversible by then! | |||
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"Oh well then I reckon you stole my mojo. Come give it back please
Never!
Fine. I'll come get it.
God help me
God won't help you. She's on my side
Looks like the cattle prod be workin overtime"That's what you're calling it now? | |||
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"In all seriousness though its more your body telling you to focus on recovering and getting well . You will be back xx Stop being the voice of reason you. You're probably right
You know I am . The quicker you recover the quicker your foof will flutter again "Well I don't like waiting. | |||
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"Oh well then I reckon you stole my mojo. Come give it back please
Never!
Fine. I'll come get it.
God help me
God won't help you. She's on my side
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That's what you're calling it now?"I'll put you in the frog position | |||
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"“Keep Calm and Carry On Perving” Don’t worry, had a dose of this recently and it’s still with me a bit. As great as the pics and banter can be here, it can get a bit much if you’re on here loads (I find) and it just becomes a bit…meh. But it does subside. I just pushed through by carrying on Fabbing boobs, bums and vagiiiiines like my thumbs were due to fall off." I basically haven't been here for two weeks! Surely that's enough time? Maybe I just need bums and torsos and arms and legs and backs and gorgeous gorgeousness to flood my inbox. That might work.... | |||
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"I never thought I'd hear those words from you Posh You definitely need some recovery time x" It's worrying, isn't it!! I'm just not me without my perve n flirt | |||
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"I lost mine in January and it’s only just come back, it will reappear eventually " You do have an awfully good excuse though honey!! But I'm not sure I can take 5 months of this..... | |||
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"Totally understand I think so many people are having issues the one major positive that you have apart from the ability to actually ask the question. You are amazing and some super pictures just to make sure that you’ve got your mojo back you’re happy and you’re comfortable again" Well thank you very kindly | |||
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"Have you checked down my shorts? I haven't..... I'm sure you would have noticed if I had! Very true, would be like a tent
It’s probably worth having a rummage in there just in case "Come on then..... I'll have a rummage | |||
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"Oh well then I reckon you stole my mojo. Come give it back please
Never!
Fine. I'll come get it.
God help me
God won't help you. She's on my side
Looks like the cattle prod be workin overtime
That's what you're calling it now?
I'll put you in the frog position"Probably do better to hogtie me. Safer. | |||
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"Oh well then I reckon you stole my mojo. Come give it back please
Never!
Fine. I'll come get it.
God help me
God won't help you. She's on my side
Looks like the cattle prod be workin overtime
That's what you're calling it now?
I'll put you in the frog position
Probably do better to hogtie me. Safer."Shag ya so hard ya friggin eyes bulge out | |||
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"Did you look down the back of the sofa ?!?
I'm now beginning to wonder whose sofa I should be looking in..... "
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"Put on music, turn it up full pelt and dance! Follow that with a bit of you time, soak in the bath, treat yourself to a new outfit or underwear and when that arrives dance around in that too! Focus on finding your inner sexy again and come back with a bang! You are a beautiful person inside and out, we all go through stages we’re or mojo f’s off my advice is don’t look to anyone else to provide it, have fun reclaiming that bad boy for yourself for a bit If all else fails….get out your favourite toy and go to town with it xx"You make great suggestions lovely! Soon as I can move a bit better I'm going to get right on that prescription xxx | |||
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Never!
Fine. I'll come get it.
God help me
God won't help you. She's on my side
Looks like the cattle prod be workin overtime
That's what you're calling it now?
I'll put you in the frog position
Probably do better to hogtie me. Safer.
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"Did you look down the back of the sofa ?!?
I'm now beginning to wonder whose sofa I should be looking in.....
Now that is the real Q!! "I'll start with yours..... | |||
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"“Keep Calm and Carry On Perving” Don’t worry, had a dose of this recently and it’s still with me a bit. As great as the pics and banter can be here, it can get a bit much if you’re on here loads (I find) and it just becomes a bit…meh. But it does subside. I just pushed through by carrying on Fabbing boobs, bums and vagiiiiines like my thumbs were due to fall off. I basically haven't been here for two weeks! Surely that's enough time? Maybe I just need bums and torsos and arms and legs and backs and gorgeous gorgeousness to flood my inbox. That might work...." Or seek them out. Videos make a difference too, I think….having the audible component is more stimulating sometimes so maybe you can find some you like and get back on the dirty horse with some cinematically assisted lady wanks….? Maybe not restrict yourself to here and check out some porn sites? | |||
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"“Keep Calm and Carry On Perving” Don’t worry, had a dose of this recently and it’s still with me a bit. As great as the pics and banter can be here, it can get a bit much if you’re on here loads (I find) and it just becomes a bit…meh. But it does subside. I just pushed through by carrying on Fabbing boobs, bums and vagiiiiines like my thumbs were due to fall off. I basically haven't been here for two weeks! Surely that's enough time? Maybe I just need bums and torsos and arms and legs and backs and gorgeous gorgeousness to flood my inbox. That might work...." I'd send nudes, but I fear your vagina would seal itself up entirely in self-defence... | |||
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"“Keep Calm and Carry On Perving” Don’t worry, had a dose of this recently and it’s still with me a bit. As great as the pics and banter can be here, it can get a bit much if you’re on here loads (I find) and it just becomes a bit…meh. But it does subside. I just pushed through by carrying on Fabbing boobs, bums and vagiiiiines like my thumbs were due to fall off. I basically haven't been here for two weeks! Surely that's enough time? Maybe I just need bums and torsos and arms and legs and backs and gorgeous gorgeousness to flood my inbox. That might work.... Or seek them out. Videos make a difference too, I think….having the audible component is more stimulating sometimes so maybe you can find some you like and get back on the dirty horse with some cinematically assisted lady wanks….? Maybe not restrict yourself to here and check out some porn sites?" I tried that this morning
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"Have you checked down my shorts? I haven't..... I'm sure you would have noticed if I had! Very true, would be like a tent
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"“Keep Calm and Carry On Perving” Don’t worry, had a dose of this recently and it’s still with me a bit. As great as the pics and banter can be here, it can get a bit much if you’re on here loads (I find) and it just becomes a bit…meh. But it does subside. I just pushed through by carrying on Fabbing boobs, bums and vagiiiiines like my thumbs were due to fall off. I basically haven't been here for two weeks! Surely that's enough time? Maybe I just need bums and torsos and arms and legs and backs and gorgeous gorgeousness to flood my inbox. That might work.... I'd send nudes, but I fear your vagina would seal itself up entirely in self-defence... "It's already sealed up. As long as it's not peen..... because I'm worried that if peen doesn't help I may actually cry so I'm not risking it..... send noods please. | |||
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"“Keep Calm and Carry On Perving” Don’t worry, had a dose of this recently and it’s still with me a bit. As great as the pics and banter can be here, it can get a bit much if you’re on here loads (I find) and it just becomes a bit…meh. But it does subside. I just pushed through by carrying on Fabbing boobs, bums and vagiiiiines like my thumbs were due to fall off. I basically haven't been here for two weeks! Surely that's enough time? Maybe I just need bums and torsos and arms and legs and backs and gorgeous gorgeousness to flood my inbox. That might work.... I'd send nudes, but I fear your vagina would seal itself up entirely in self-defence...
It's already sealed up. As long as it's not peen..... because I'm worried that if peen doesn't help I may actually cry so I'm not risking it..... send noods please."You’ve seen most of my stuff anyway, but opened up a few more things given the emergency circumstances! | |||
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"“Keep Calm and Carry On Perving” Don’t worry, had a dose of this recently and it’s still with me a bit. As great as the pics and banter can be here, it can get a bit much if you’re on here loads (I find) and it just becomes a bit…meh. But it does subside. I just pushed through by carrying on Fabbing boobs, bums and vagiiiiines like my thumbs were due to fall off. I basically haven't been here for two weeks! Surely that's enough time? Maybe I just need bums and torsos and arms and legs and backs and gorgeous gorgeousness to flood my inbox. That might work.... I'd send nudes, but I fear your vagina would seal itself up entirely in self-defence...
It's already sealed up. As long as it's not peen..... because I'm worried that if peen doesn't help I may actually cry so I'm not risking it..... send noods please.
You’ve seen most of my stuff anyway, but opened up a few more things given the emergency circumstances! "You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar. And very easy on the eye. Ooh.... that was almost a flirt! | |||
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"1st and most important rule: Don't stress over it - the more you think about it the more it will cause you anxiety and posts of this kind. 2ndly, if you have to be in Fab, just go with the flow; peruse profiles and seek out ones you can laugh at or with; take the pics and vid for what they are rather than hope to be aroused; enjoy the forums (steering clear of the pervy ones - try something more sexually benign) Lastly, have no expectations. Treat this place, again if you have to be here, as somewhere recreational just to kill time. One day, something might just spark for no apparent reason. This is the route I have taken for the last couple of weeks..... maybe I should go for longer "You haven't really my dear because you clearly had an expectation and a ti_eline. Without sounding all Mr. Miyagi, lol, you need to let go of expectations. Stop thinking something will change soon. You have to do it as a free spirit without expecting anything to happen. It may well take a couple of months rather than a couple of weeks. | |||
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"How about running away and joining a nunnery? A couple of days in a world where repressing carnal urges is obligatory and you’ll be a pent-up, exploding lust-goddess .
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"Posh my dear. Only two little bits of advice to add the the multitude above. Firstly, look at this thread and the number of people showing you support and love. Draw from that kindness and it will help you heal quicker physically and emotionally. Secondly, Satisfier Pro. Gentle and quick. "Even the Satisfier didn't work this morning.... I couldn't find inspiration
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You haven't really my dear because you clearly had an expectation and a ti_eline. Without sounding all Mr. Miyagi, lol, you need to let go of expectations. Stop thinking something will change soon. You have to do it as a free spirit without expecting anything to happen.
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It was in the freezer aisle next to the peas in Asda.
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It was in the freezer aisle next to the peas in Asda.
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And let’s all fill your inbox with naughtiness lol
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It was in the freezer aisle next to the peas in Asda.
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Good thinking...... will you make me coffee when I get there please?
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Should I find myself in Wales I'll be sure to seek harder for the trio of joy....
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"Being serious though - I’ve come to wryly observe the ebb and flow of it in recent years. Don’t force it, just observe and accept (unless you’re in Wales on holiday, in which case fight for your lost horniness with every fibre of your soul) .
Should I find myself in Wales I'll be sure to seek harder for the trio of joy....
Sorry about the hospital situation - would have been more careful before rolling out the glib comments/cheap jokes if I’d known.
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"A year and a bit of the worst working year of my life, a long term relationship break up, I’ve lost mine too OP. However I had a recent flash of it thanks to a helpful woman, so I know it’s there, just dormant! Maybe that’s what’s happened to you? " I need to find a helpful woman? Hmmm.... new idea..... | |||
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Or we can help you discover a whole new you
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Maybe they have. Do you think they're having amazing sex on their honeymoon?
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Or we can help you discover a whole new you
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"I will keep an eye out for yours NSP while I look for mine. As said above a break from here can help but it doesn't always. At times the problem I have with fab is the problem I had with Facebook. Seeing others live their best lives (and they were never actually living their best lives, they only look like they are) makes my life seem dull by comparison. Sometimes you need to find the right person at the right time to get the juices flowing. The most important part is not to allow it to stress you. Accept your trio is hiding, acknowledge that you can find them again when the time is right and just keep chugging along." You're back! And thank you for keeping an eye out. We should do a "trio watch" thing all over the UK..... | |||
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Discovery of self is one of the best things we can do, and I do so enjoy learning what makes people tick... amongst other things
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"I will keep an eye out for yours NSP while I look for mine. As said above a break from here can help but it doesn't always. At times the problem I have with fab is the problem I had with Facebook. Seeing others live their best lives (and they were never actually living their best lives, they only look like they are) makes my life seem dull by comparison. Sometimes you need to find the right person at the right time to get the juices flowing. The most important part is not to allow it to stress you. Accept your trio is hiding, acknowledge that you can find them again when the time is right and just keep chugging along. You're back! And thank you for keeping an eye out. We should do a "trio watch" thing all over the UK..... " I am. I can't say I won't quit again because it's how I deal with my mental shit but atm I'm here to bore people into submission. We can certainly have a UK and Ireland wide search. God knows what else we might find. Personally I think the last 15 months have left a lot of people mentally bruised. It's hard to feel like a sexual tyrannosaurus when you are stuck in groundhog day If there is anything I can do to help your mojo let me know. | |||
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"Which could well mean I'm doomed of course. I've lost my mojo. Lost my flirt. And totally lost my perve. I don't know where they went but I miss them and I want them back. So help me please to find the trio of joy
Or we can help you discover a whole new you
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Discovery of self is one of the best things we can do, and I do so enjoy learning what makes people tick... amongst other things
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"I will keep an eye out for yours NSP while I look for mine. As said above a break from here can help but it doesn't always. At times the problem I have with fab is the problem I had with Facebook. Seeing others live their best lives (and they were never actually living their best lives, they only look like they are) makes my life seem dull by comparison. Sometimes you need to find the right person at the right time to get the juices flowing. The most important part is not to allow it to stress you. Accept your trio is hiding, acknowledge that you can find them again when the time is right and just keep chugging along. You're back! And thank you for keeping an eye out. We should do a "trio watch" thing all over the UK..... I am. I can't say I won't quit again because it's how I deal with my mental shit but atm I'm here to bore people into submission. We can certainly have a UK and Ireland wide search. God knows what else we might find. Personally I think the last 15 months have left a lot of people mentally bruised. It's hard to feel like a sexual tyrannosaurus when you are stuck in groundhog day If there is anything I can do to help your mojo let me know." If I could find the flirt I'm sure I'd come up with a better answer.... but until then I'll say thank you..... and if you've any ideas feel free to share | |||
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Discovery of self is one of the best things we can do, and I do so enjoy learning what makes people tick... amongst other things
Will we find the trio of joy along the way do you think?
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