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"May I talk about my painful neck and garner lots of sympathy? I don't want cyber hugs though. And no calling me hun. " Yes you may ... Hugs from me  | |||
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"May I talk about my painful neck and garner lots of sympathy? I don't want cyber hugs though. And no calling me hun. Yes you may ... Hugs from me "Can I just flirt, Grumpling? I need to flirt  | |||
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Summer dresses! I really need to find a cute one with sleeves that's not tight fitting but equally not loose enough that I look like an elephant. It's not as easy as you might think, my boobs are definitely two dress sizes bigger than my waist atm.  | |||
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"Can we talk about boobs?
What other subject is there?? "and the Ops propensity for sending random porn to family and friends? | |||
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"May I talk about my painful neck and garner lots of sympathy? I don't want cyber hugs though. And no calling me hun. Yes you may ... Hugs from me
Can I just flirt, Grumpling? I need to flirt "You may certainly Red, but I'm not very good at flirting though  | |||
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"May I talk about my painful neck and garner lots of sympathy? I don't want cyber hugs though. And no calling me hun. " Sympathy sympathy how is that, Doll? | |||
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"May I talk about my painful neck and garner lots of sympathy? I don't want cyber hugs though. And no calling me hun. " My right shoulder is giving me some total grief. I'll give your neck a massage if you'll give my shoulder a good going over... | |||
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"Can we talk about boobs? "I have boobs  | |||
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"Can we talk about boobs?
What other subject is there??
and the Ops propensity for sending random porn to family and friends?
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"Can we talk about boobs?
I have boobs "Yes, yes you do! | |||
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"I talk about cheese too often sadly.
Summer dresses! I really need to find a cute one with sleeves that's not tight fitting but equally not loose enough that I look like an elephant. It's not as easy as you might think, my boobs are definitely two dress sizes bigger than my waist atm. "Always had that problem, Meli! It's why I have only one summer dress 
Damn our ample bosoms | |||
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"Can we talk about boobs?
What other subject is there??
and the Ops propensity for sending random porn to family and friends?
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"May I talk about my painful neck and garner lots of sympathy? I don't want cyber hugs though. And no calling me hun. Yes you may ... Hugs from me
Can I just flirt, Grumpling? I need to flirt
You may certainly Red, but I'm not very good at flirting though "Not even if I ask you how your sausage is today? Or indeed, all of your meat...? | |||
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"Can we talk about boobs?
I have boobs "Yes you do | |||
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"May I make another mention of my sweaty bum hole here please? " How sweaty on a scale of 1 to 'Jesus Chris!!'? | |||
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"Yay! A place where people think the world isn't ending
What dog[s] do you have?…"None any more, mine went to the Rainbow Bridge in February | |||
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"Can we talk about boobs?
What other subject is there??
and the Ops propensity for sending random porn to family and friends?
That's a serious subject"Yay!!! PoshPants! How ya doing lovely? I need flirty flibertygiberts today | |||
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"May I make another mention of my sweaty bum hole here please? How sweaty on a scale of 1 to 'Jesus Chris!!'?" Jesus Chris? Wtf? Why autocorrect? Just why? | |||
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"Doggos I have a 10 week old cockerpoo. Very bitey when he gets tired but massively cute" See, can I stroke him? | |||
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"Broccoli should not be over cooked" True Fact | |||
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"Yay! A place where people think the world isn't ending
What dog[s] do you have?…
None any more, mine went to the Rainbow Bridge in February "  x | |||
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"I talk about cheese too often sadly.
Summer dresses! I really need to find a cute one with sleeves that's not tight fitting but equally not loose enough that I look like an elephant. It's not as easy as you might think, my boobs are definitely two dress sizes bigger than my waist atm.
Always had that problem, Meli! It's why I have only one summer dress
Damn our ample bosoms "Absolute bugger tits. It's not fair Red, it's just not fair. One day perhaps we'll discover the holy grail of dresses, it's deserved. | |||
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"Can we talk about boobs?
What other subject is there??
and the Ops propensity for sending random porn to family and friends?
That's a serious subject"OK it's get Grumpy back today | |||
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"May I make another mention of my sweaty bum hole here please? " Would you like a sponge wash? | |||
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"May I make another mention of my sweaty bum hole here please? How sweaty on a scale of 1 to 'Jesus Chris!!'?" It’s kind of like an: ‘Is this sweat dripping over my sphincter or have I unbeknowingly and inadvertently shit myself?’ 8 at present  | |||
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"Can we talk about boobs?
What other subject is there??
and the Ops propensity for sending random porn to family and friends?
That's a serious subject
Yay!!! PoshPants! How ya doing lovely? I need flirty flibertygiberts today "I'm in significant pain and I'm cranky. I need cheering up | |||
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"Just got a new puppy and cos the internet is broken, I can skive work to play with him "It has its advantages.. Congratulations on your new arrival  | |||
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"Broccoli should not be over cooked" Lightly so its still crunchy  | |||
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"Can we talk about boobs?
What other subject is there??
and the Ops propensity for sending random porn to family and friends?
That's a serious subject
OK it's get Grumpy back today "Shouldn't send random porn should you! | |||
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"May I make another mention of my sweaty bum hole here please? Would you like a sponge wash? "Ooo yes please! (I’d better make sure it is just sweat first though….)   | |||
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"I talk about cheese too often sadly.
Summer dresses! I really need to find a cute one with sleeves that's not tight fitting but equally not loose enough that I look like an elephant. It's not as easy as you might think, my boobs are definitely two dress sizes bigger than my waist atm. "But Cheese is amazing though | |||
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"I talk about cheese too often sadly.
Summer dresses! I really need to find a cute one with sleeves that's not tight fitting but equally not loose enough that I look like an elephant. It's not as easy as you might think, my boobs are definitely two dress sizes bigger than my waist atm.
Always had that problem, Meli! It's why I have only one summer dress
Damn our ample bosoms
Absolute bugger tits. It's not fair Red, it's just not fair. One day perhaps we'll discover the holy grail of dresses, it's deserved. "Loose & baggy, is the way Meli. But then they add about 2stone. But loose with drapey wrapover fabric is wonderful. But sadly, too hot for summer days. We're all doomed!!¡!!!!! Xx | |||
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"Wensleydale with apricots please. " Let me just talk to Wallace & Gromit | |||
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"May I make another mention of my sweaty bum hole here please? Would you like a sponge wash?
Ooo yes please! (I’d better make sure it is just sweat first though….) "Yes, you best had. *Note to self, don't use tongue | |||
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"May I make another mention of my sweaty bum hole here please? " Talc is your friend my friend, makes lite entertainment when you bottom burp too | |||
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"Can we talk about boobs?
What other subject is there??
and the Ops propensity for sending random porn to family and friends?
That's a serious subject
Yay!!! PoshPants! How ya doing lovely? I need flirty flibertygiberts today
I'm in significant pain and I'm cranky. I need cheering up "Oh, sweetie 
Stay here and flirt | |||
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"Doggos I have a 10 week old cockerpoo. Very bitey when he gets tired but massively cute" Awww cute | |||
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"What about cars breaking down? Can we talk about those... Buy a modern sports car they said, drive it hard they said, it'll be fine they said... now where are my classic car keys!" Can I cancel this and talk about cheese too instead... couscous salad with some feta for lunch, any other cheese recommendations for salady type meals greatfully accepted | |||
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"Can we talk about boobs?
What other subject is there??
and the Ops propensity for sending random porn to family and friends?
That's a serious subject
Yay!!! PoshPants! How ya doing lovely? I need flirty flibertygiberts today
I'm in significant pain and I'm cranky. I need cheering up
Oh, sweetie
Stay here and flirt "I don't know if I have any flirt in me. I think I lost my flirt | |||
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"May I talk about my painful neck and garner lots of sympathy? I don't want cyber hugs though. And no calling me hun. Yes you may ... Hugs from me
Can I just flirt, Grumpling? I need to flirt
You may certainly Red, but I'm not very good at flirting though
Not even if I ask you how your sausage is today? Or indeed, all of your meat...? "Thats innuendo and I'm too angelic to understand that sadly | |||
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"May I make another mention of my sweaty bum hole here please? Talc is your friend my friend, makes lite entertainment when you bottom burp too "I hate to say this, but it gives you botty spots! Try Sudocrem. Bit messy, like, but it does wonders for my underboob | |||
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"Yay! A place where people think the world isn't ending
What dog[s] do you have?…
None any more, mine went to the Rainbow Bridge in February
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"May I talk about my painful neck and garner lots of sympathy? I don't want cyber hugs though. And no calling me hun. Yes you may ... Hugs from me
Can I just flirt, Grumpling? I need to flirt
You may certainly Red, but I'm not very good at flirting though
Not even if I ask you how your sausage is today? Or indeed, all of your meat...?
Thats innuendo and I'm too angelic to understand that sadly "Bollocks!
Talking of which, may I check if your meatballs are succulent? I don't like dry balls | |||
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"Can we talk about boobs?
What other subject is there??
and the Ops propensity for sending random porn to family and friends?
That's a serious subject
OK it's get Grumpy back today
Shouldn't send random porn should you! "OK it's 1-1 ... Tomorrow I'm winning | |||
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"Can we talk about boobs?
What other subject is there??
and the Ops propensity for sending random porn to family and friends?
That's a serious subject
Yay!!! PoshPants! How ya doing lovely? I need flirty flibertygiberts today
I'm in significant pain and I'm cranky. I need cheering up
Oh, sweetie
Stay here and flirt
I don't know if I have any flirt in me. I think I lost my flirt "Fuck this is serious | |||
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"What side of a slice of bread is best to put cheese on before melting " The side that faces up in the grill | |||
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"May I talk about my painful neck and garner lots of sympathy? I don't want cyber hugs though. And no calling me hun. Yes you may ... Hugs from me
Can I just flirt, Grumpling? I need to flirt
You may certainly Red, but I'm not very good at flirting though
Not even if I ask you how your sausage is today? Or indeed, all of your meat...?
Thats innuendo and I'm too angelic to understand that sadly
Bollocks!
Talking of which, may I check if your meatballs are succulent? I don't like dry balls "As it happens I have some succulent Meatballs here today , they're a bit hot though | |||
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"Can we talk about boobs?
What other subject is there??
and the Ops propensity for sending random porn to family and friends?
That's a serious subject
Yay!!! PoshPants! How ya doing lovely? I need flirty flibertygiberts today
I'm in significant pain and I'm cranky. I need cheering up
Oh, sweetie
Stay here and flirt
I don't know if I have any flirt in me. I think I lost my flirt
Fuck this is serious "I told you it was serious! | |||
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" As it happens I have some succulent Meatballs here today , they're a bit hot though "Come to Mama | |||
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"Can we talk about boobs?
What other subject is there??
and the Ops propensity for sending random porn to family and friends?
That's a serious subject
Yay!!! PoshPants! How ya doing lovely? I need flirty flibertygiberts today
I'm in significant pain and I'm cranky. I need cheering up
Oh, sweetie
Stay here and flirt
I don't know if I have any flirt in me. I think I lost my flirt
Fuck this is serious
I told you it was serious!"This requires immediate attention... Everyone, she can't flirt call an Ambulance immediately!! | |||
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" As it happens I have some succulent Meatballs here today , they're a bit hot though
Come to Mama "According to Maps I'll be 4 hours and 40 minutes | |||
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"May I talk about my painful neck and garner lots of sympathy? I don't want cyber hugs though. And no calling me hun. Sympathy sympathy how is that, Doll?" Cheers, much appreciated | |||
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"Can we talk about boobs?
What other subject is there??
and the Ops propensity for sending random porn to family and friends?
That's a serious subject
Yay!!! PoshPants! How ya doing lovely? I need flirty flibertygiberts today
I'm in significant pain and I'm cranky. I need cheering up
Oh, sweetie
Stay here and flirt
I don't know if I have any flirt in me. I think I lost my flirt
Fuck this is serious
I told you it was serious!
This requires immediate attention...
Everyone, she can't flirt call an Ambulance immediately!! "I'm not going back in the sodding hospital again. But send paramedics | |||
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"May I make another mention of my sweaty bum hole here please? Talc is your friend my friend, makes lite entertainment when you bottom burp too
I hate to say this, but it gives you botty spots!
Try Sudocrem. Bit messy, like, but it does wonders for my underboob "I use Sudocrem for my sweaty bits | |||
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"Doggos I have a 10 week old cockerpoo. Very bitey when he gets tired but massively cute See, can I stroke him? "Of course you can
And the pup too
Ba doom tish | |||
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"May I talk about my painful neck and garner lots of sympathy? I don't want cyber hugs though. And no calling me hun. " Come and have a real hug then | |||
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"Can we talk about boobs?
What other subject is there??
and the Ops propensity for sending random porn to family and friends?
That's a serious subject
Yay!!! PoshPants! How ya doing lovely? I need flirty flibertygiberts today
I'm in significant pain and I'm cranky. I need cheering up
Oh, sweetie
Stay here and flirt
I don't know if I have any flirt in me. I think I lost my flirt
Fuck this is serious
I told you it was serious!
This requires immediate attention...
Everyone, she can't flirt call an Ambulance immediately!!
I'm not going back in the sodding hospital again.
But send paramedics "That's more like it | |||
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"Doggos I have a 10 week old cockerpoo. Very bitey when he gets tired but massively cute See, can I stroke him?
Of course you can
And the pup too
Ba doom tish "Ooh thank you. Is he nice & furry? | |||
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"Also...summer dresses!!! "See I knew this thread would help | |||
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summer dresses too bad I'm too little for the maxi dresses they don't make them for my size xxx | |||
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"I summer dresses too bad I'm too little for the maxi dresses they don't make them for my size xxx"I can be the judge on that | |||
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"Doggos I have a 10 week old cockerpoo. Very bitey when he gets tired but massively cute See, can I stroke him?
Of course you can
And the pup too
Ba doom tish
Ooh thank you. Is he nice & furry? "He is wonderful to cuddle | |||
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"This is a thread NOT about the bloody Internet crashing ... So let's talk about Cheese , Summer Dresses , and Doggos please .. Have a wonderful day "Ohh I like all those things why no converse | |||
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"This is a thread NOT about the bloody Internet crashing ... So let's talk about Cheese , Summer Dresses , and Doggos please .. Have a wonderful day
Ohh I like all those things why no converse "Because I'm a gentleman Belle and not a pervert | |||
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"Doggos I have a 10 week old cockerpoo. Very bitey when he gets tired but massively cute See, can I stroke him?
Of course you can
And the pup too
Ba doom tish
Ooh thank you. Is he nice & furry?
He is wonderful to cuddle "I'm assuming the cuddle position | |||
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"I summer dresses too bad I'm too little for the maxi dresses they don't make them for my size xxx
I can be the judge on that "Loool xx | |||
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"Doggos I have a 10 week old cockerpoo. Very bitey when he gets tired but massively cute See, can I stroke him?
Of course you can
And the pup too
Ba doom tish
Ooh thank you. Is he nice & furry?
He is wonderful to cuddle
I'm assuming the cuddle position "My er his favourite | |||
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"This is a thread NOT about the bloody Internet crashing ... So let's talk about Cheese , Summer Dresses , and Doggos please .. Have a wonderful day
Ohh I like all those things why no converse
Because I'm a gentleman Belle and not a pervert " | |||
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"I summer dresses too bad I'm too little for the maxi dresses they don't make them for my size xxx
I can be the judge on that
Loool xx " | |||
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"This is a thread NOT about the bloody Internet crashing ... So let's talk about Cheese , Summer Dresses , and Doggos please .. Have a wonderful day
Ohh I like all those things why no converse
Because I'm a gentleman Belle and not a pervert
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