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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

If you’re going to drop a grenade in the forums and walk off as the arguments ensue, what topic would you use and how would you phrase it?

Please note, this is meant as a bit of fun, don’t *actually* argue please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhh.... I'd definitely pic something about the future of personal transport and the downsides of shoving batteries in everything to make them electric oh what it would be to be a blind carnage creator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you’re going to drop a grenade in the forums and walk off as the arguments ensue, what topic would you use and how would you phrase it?

Please note, this is meant as a bit of fun, don’t *actually* argue please!"

I would post something in the morning saying something like...im gonna do a serious thread tonight....then go to work and forget if said that....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I'd probably go to the Virus room , post one comment and never return

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"If you’re going to drop a grenade in the forums and walk off as the arguments ensue, what topic would you use and how would you phrase it?

Please note, this is meant as a bit of fun, don’t *actually* argue please!

I would post something in the morning saying something like...im gonna do a serious thread tonight....then go to work and forget if said that...."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm, to get a really good reaction you need a subject where strong opinions are socially acceptable on both sides. That's surprisingly rare - most of the incendiary comments on here get little support less because there aren't people who agree with them than people don't want to blow their chances of a shag by admitting the fact.

Mr

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

Religion and Politics, they never fail.

If you can get them both, mix in a bit of sport and you're good to go...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh wow, where to start??

Bareback - isn't it great?

Married but cheating - they have my full support for being honest about it.

Obviously I'd avoid the REALLY contentious issues, I'm not an idiot!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I'd probably go to the Virus room , post one comment and never return "

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Religion and Politics, they never fail.

If you can get them both, mix in a bit of sport and you're good to go..."

That’s true, there were a few threads about Israel Falou when that story broke and that just kept on going!

Sport, politics, social politics and religion all in one topic

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"I'd probably go to the Virus room , post one comment and never return "

That’s too easy.

All you need to do is post “I’m an antivaxer and you’re all sheep”

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Oh wow, where to start??

Bareback - isn't it great?

Married but cheating - they have my full support for being honest about it.

Obviously I'd avoid the REALLY contentious issues, I'm not an idiot! "

Your intent is to cause the biggest explosion, not to escape unscathed

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I'd probably go to the Virus room , post one comment and never return

That’s too easy.

All you need to do is post “I’m an antivaxer and you’re all sheep”

"

That happens every day, try harder

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Hmm, to get a really good reaction you need a subject where strong opinions are socially acceptable on both sides. That's surprisingly rare - most of the incendiary comments on here get little support less because there aren't people who agree with them than people don't want to blow their chances of a shag by admitting the fact.

Mr"

Not necessarily. If your intent is to walk away without repercussions, then maybe but just dropping a grenade and running is the aim

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"I'd probably go to the Virus room , post one comment and never return

That’s too easy.

All you need to do is post “I’m an antivaxer and you’re all sheep”

That happens every day, try harder "

I’ve never been in there!

If I want to argue about the virus I’ll go on FB, that’s where the real experts reside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh wow, where to start??

Bareback - isn't it great?

Married but cheating - they have my full support for being honest about it.

Obviously I'd avoid the REALLY contentious issues, I'm not an idiot!

Your intent is to cause the biggest explosion, not to escape unscathed"

Oh I dont escape unscathed...you wouldn't believe the lovely messages I get because of something I've said lol

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I'd probably go to the Virus room , post one comment and never return

That’s too easy.

All you need to do is post “I’m an antivaxer and you’re all sheep”

That happens every day, try harder

I’ve never been in there!

If I want to argue about the virus I’ll go on FB, that’s where the real experts reside"

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"If you’re going to drop a grenade in the forums and walk off as the arguments ensue, what topic would you use and how would you phrase it?

Please note, this is meant as a bit of fun, don’t *actually* argue please!"

Something along the lines of I think your all a bunch of wankers barely getting by as a 3, where as I am a glorious 10 warlord and you should be thankful I posted to your thread whatever it is cockface.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you’re going to drop a grenade in the forums and walk off as the arguments ensue, what topic would you use and how would you phrase it?

Please note, this is meant as a bit of fun, don’t *actually* argue please!

Something along the lines of I think your all a bunch of wankers barely getting by as a 3, where as I am a glorious 10 warlord and you should be thankful I posted to your thread whatever it is cockface."

I was just about to start that thread lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plandemic.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Oh, I'm not revealing it here. I'm waiting for the perfect opportunity to do just that. And trust me it will be more of a nuke than a hand grenade.

I will just then walk away, without looking back because cool guys don't look at explosions.

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"If you’re going to drop a grenade in the forums and walk off as the arguments ensue, what topic would you use and how would you phrase it?

Please note, this is meant as a bit of fun, don’t *actually* argue please!

Something along the lines of I think your all a bunch of wankers barely getting by as a 3, where as I am a glorious 10 warlord and you should be thankful I posted to your thread whatever it is cockface."

That would work

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Plandemic.

"

Boom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would probably start a thread about what causes arguements!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marmite crisps

Re visit Brexit

Men vs Women - almost anything

Covid - various themes

Bending the knee

Make up a positive Trumpian value

Matt Hancock is Jez from Peep Show

Scones - Jam or cream first and how to pronounce

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Oh, I'm not revealing it here. I'm waiting for the perfect opportunity to do just that. And trust me it will be more of a nuke than a hand grenade.

I will just then walk away, without looking back because cool guys don't look at explosions. "

Like Trump with the football…

Not a case of if but of when

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"I would probably start a thread about what causes arguements!"

Here it is…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would probably start a thread about what causes arguements!

Here it is…"

You saw what I did there!

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"I would probably start a thread about what causes arguments!"

Or just gently go around correcting spelling?

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Marmite crisps

Re visit Brexit

Men vs Women - almost anything

Covid - various themes

Bending the knee

Make up a positive Trumpian value

Matt Hancock is Jez from Peep Show

Scones - Jam or cream first and how to pronounce

"

^^ this guy knows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably cats or cake or what did the Romans really do for us!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Probably cats or cake or what did the Romans really do for us!! "

Fecking Romans - did they bring the cats?

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

Start a thread about hating people that moan looool xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Politics room, kabooom! Although i suppose its useful as it keeps the crap out the lounge.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I wouldn't drop a grenade I'd throw it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive started Jezza Matt Hancock from Peep Show

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Don’t tempt me Tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Visit the collusion thread.....

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Don’t tempt me Tea "

Oh gwan…

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Whether it's a grenade or not doesn't depend on the thread starter does it ? I'd say it rests with the eternally offended and defensive , who , rather than read what's there put their biased bifocals on and rant.

Now then ....... what would i if I could i ..... uhmmmmmmm......

I'd prob say something sexist about men cos my GOD they hate that and they react more than a fat lady trying to locate the G string she put on two hours earlier.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Whether it's a grenade or not doesn't depend on the thread starter does it ? I'd say it rests with the eternally offended and defensive , who , rather than read what's there put their biased bifocals on and rant.

Now then ....... what would i if I could i ..... uhmmmmmmm......

I'd prob say something sexist about men cos my GOD they hate that and they react more than a fat lady trying to locate the G string she put on two hours earlier. "

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By *orace pinkerMan
over a year ago

North west

Man=penis

Woman=vagina

And just walk away

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Whether it's a grenade or not doesn't depend on the thread starter does it ? I'd say it rests with the eternally offended and defensive , who , rather than read what's there put their biased bifocals on and rant.

Now then ....... what would i if I could i ..... uhmmmmmmm......

I'd prob say something sexist about men cos my GOD they hate that and they react more than a fat lady trying to locate the G string she put on two hours earlier. "

*nods sagely*

That would go off like a bottle of pop!

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Man=penis

Woman=vagina

And just walk away"

*left eye twitches*

That would work

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Whether it's a grenade or not doesn't depend on the thread starter does it ? I'd say it rests with the eternally offended and defensive , who , rather than read what's there put their biased bifocals on and rant.

Now then ....... what would i if I could i ..... uhmmmmmmm......

I'd prob say something sexist about men cos my GOD they hate that and they react more than a fat lady trying to locate the G string she put on two hours earlier. "

That’s a great analysis granny!

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By *orace pinkerMan
over a year ago

North west


"Whether it's a grenade or not doesn't depend on the thread starter does it ? I'd say it rests with the eternally offended and defensive , who , rather than read what's there put their biased bifocals on and rant.

Now then ....... what would i if I could i ..... uhmmmmmmm......

I'd prob say something sexist about men cos my GOD they hate that and they react more than a fat lady trying to locate the G string she put on two hours earlier.

*nods sagely*

That would go off like a bottle of pop! "

Bottlapopov, is that the Russian soft drinks thief?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Something involving the mysterious Clique™ and the Covid vaccine, that's sure to fire up at least 69% of the forum

LvM

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Best not to get me started

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Best not to get me started "

You gotta be startin' something ........!

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Best not to get me started "

Dry humping?

LvM

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Best not to get me started

Dry humping?

LvM"

I mean I could write some smut but I was thinking of hand grenades

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would probably start a thread about what causes arguments!

Or just gently go around correcting spelling? "

No, Rugby told me off for that so I dont do it anymore!

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By *r not quite virginMan
over a year ago

rochdale

Destroy the entire concept of religion by voicing a simple theory that backs the "facts" of all religions and also spits in the face of them turning them on their heads and making everybody doubt themselves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Destroy the entire concept of religion by voicing a simple theory that backs the "facts" of all religions and also spits in the face of them turning them on their heads and making everybody doubt themselves."

You beat me to it

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"I would probably start a thread about what causes arguments!

Or just gently go around correcting spelling?

No, Rugby told me off for that so I dont do it anymore! "

You missed that one

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By *r not quite virginMan
over a year ago

rochdale


"Destroy the entire concept of religion by voicing a simple theory that backs the "facts" of all religions and also spits in the face of them turning them on their heads and making everybody doubt themselves.

You beat me to it "

I'm respectful that people have their own beliefs but they usually disregard others beliefs due to propaganda against ideas. So when somebody forces their beliefs on me I just throw it back and find it amusing to watch them realise what i said might possibly be true and they are worshiping false gods or that it's all a sham. Keep your beliefs to yourself and I'll leave you to it

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I would probably start a thread about what causes arguments!

Or just gently go around correcting spelling?

No, Rugby told me off for that so I dont do it anymore! "

don't

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I would probably start a thread about what causes arguments!

Or just gently go around correcting spelling?

No, Rugby told me off for that so I dont do it anymore!

You missed that one "

There was a thread recently where a question was asked - the answer involved explaining grammar. I hesitated because I didn't want to get spanked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jaffa cakes are cakes not biscuits, I'll leave that one there for you I'm off

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Jaffa cakes are cakes not biscuits, I'll leave that one there for you I'm off "

For taxation purposes

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Jaffa cakes are cakes not biscuits, I'll leave that one there for you I'm off "

Nah, that’s easy to sort out.

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea


"I'd probably go to the Virus room , post one comment and never return "

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I'd drop in something about bullying, that seems to provoke a big response

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"You're all cunts"

Struts away, chin in the air, elbows out"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm, not sure. I suppose I can think of certain topics but its just not something that I think I'd do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It looks like Matt Hancock really being Jez from Peep show is not contentious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""You're all cunts""

I have actually done that on a comments site. I didn't walk away though and it caused the internet equivalent of the Chernobyl reactor meltdown.

At the time it happened I was spiralling into a major depression - which I didn't realise at that moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake sucks, I don't care what kind it is, or who's baked it, it's one of the worst discoveries known to man.

*mic drop, then flounces off.

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Brexit and Fish or the lack of,

Lol

That will Deffo get a few bites

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

The FAB clique....

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Straight guys who like cock.

That’s kicking off on swingers at the moment!

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Popular and unpopular threads, always seem to light the blue touchpaper

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

Double standards.

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