FabSwingers.com forum: My Cleaner..........

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I don't have one.

I think I should be entitled in this day and age!

While i'm cleaning, I'm going to think about who I'd like to be my cleaner and why. Famous that is ...... not someone from the forum just so you can say their name and do a teenage flirt thing......

Someone FAMOUS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cleaner...

I’d like someone who displays a positive attitude to the tasks involved.

I’m thinking the karate kid.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I want a sexy man cleaner in Tightey Whiteys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ohhh you got to be careful here lol too young and i seem like a right perve and some of my teenage fantasies are in the eighties now lol

Ok ill god with Adele ... potty mouthed looks great (I think she looked better before weight loss) and I reckon she could be really dirty

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I want a sexy man cleaner in Tightey Whiteys "

You sneaked that in on purpose Nora !

I might be cleaning ( ripping paper and bagging it ) but i'm still reading.

Now stop luring forum hotties in tighties....... grrrrrrr

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Aggie from How Clean is Your House p!ease.

I'd love to have a cleaner but they'd need to be better than the one my mum has who does a lot of spraying and not much cleaning

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Right now i'm going for Fleur East ...... she gives it all that P.M.A stuff....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have one.

I think I should be entitled in this day and age!

While i'm cleaning, I'm going to think about who I'd like to be my cleaner and why. Famous that is ...... not someone from the forum just so you can say their name and do a teenage flirt thing......

Someone FAMOUS "

Me, I'm a famous cleaner!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

She's buff my tiles no problem.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I want a sexy man cleaner in Tightey Whiteys

You sneaked that in on purpose Nora !

I might be cleaning ( ripping paper and bagging it ) but i'm still reading.

Now stop luring forum hotties in tighties....... grrrrrrr"

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I don't have one.

I think I should be entitled in this day and age!

While i'm cleaning, I'm going to think about who I'd like to be my cleaner and why. Famous that is ...... not someone from the forum just so you can say their name and do a teenage flirt thing......

Someone FAMOUS

Me, I'm a famous cleaner!

Okay, Okay ........ what can I do with this lemon ?

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

I'd like a cleaner, except I'd feel like I had to clean up before they arrived

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jamie dornan would do nicely.

I currently have a gardener here but he's no lookalike.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I've got one and I only have a one bed flat

Only once every 2 weeks and mainly cos I hate doing my floors!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"I'd like a cleaner, except I'd feel like I had to clean up before they arrived

K "

So true but then it makes me be tidier which is always a good thing.

I want them to clean, not tidy my shit lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

If I can choose a famous person I choose Jason momoa.... For anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have one.

I think I should be entitled in this day and age!

While i'm cleaning, I'm going to think about who I'd like to be my cleaner and why. Famous that is ...... not someone from the forum just so you can say their name and do a teenage flirt thing......

Someone FAMOUS "

Over the years I have had submissive guys message me begging to be allowed to come and clean my house. Perhaps you should get a sub guy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have one.

I think I should be entitled in this day and age!

While i'm cleaning, I'm going to think about who I'd like to be my cleaner and why. Famous that is ...... not someone from the forum just so you can say their name and do a teenage flirt thing......

Someone FAMOUS

Me, I'm a famous cleaner!

Okay, Okay ........ what can I do with this lemon ?"

Put it in your gin and hire me!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Much more polite than I expected !

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I don't care what they look like, somebody who is a good cleaner would be preferable!

I assume the majority of famous people will hire their own cleaner so will likely be terrible at it themselves.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I don't care what they look like, somebody who is a good cleaner would be preferable!

I assume the majority of famous people will hire their own cleaner so will likely be terrible at it themselves. "

That’s far too sensible an answer, you’re meant to be shamelessly perving on famous folks.

Shame on you for not shamelessly being shameless

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Thor... just because he's pretty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you lived closer I’d happily come round and clean for you. Speciality is doing the bathroom, bedrooms, room, ext. but I think it is possible you can organise a cleaner. Some charge a lot. At least £10.00 an hour.

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By *ersey GirlCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

The girl with OCD from How clean is your house

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I need a cleaner.

And a chef.

And a butler

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"I don't care what they look like, somebody who is a good cleaner would be preferable!

I assume the majority of famous people will hire their own cleaner so will likely be terrible at it themselves. "

I mean, i guess its a fantasy perhaps?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mike Rowe

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I don't care what they look like, somebody who is a good cleaner would be preferable!

I assume the majority of famous people will hire their own cleaner so will likely be terrible at it themselves. "

Oh yes. I really hadn't thought this through when I put up a deliberately 'silly' thread in a two bit forum on a free sex site.....

Damn those rich employers who can't clean ....

Damn your logic and reason Kietonel.

Damn a society in which dust settles and grease rises on an ever circling plume of plumey stuff....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Mike Rowe"

Who's that ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I need a cleaner.

And a chef.

And a butler

I can kewk ..... I can't chef... but i'll say I chef if you don't look.

I'm not buttlin' ..... I don't have the gloves for it

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Katy Perry - she admits to being OCD and is a germaphobe & has crazy cleaning rituals in her house (so she says...),so I know she's going to do a good job close to my own standards!

However, I would have to shout out:- "PERRY -N0! NO SINGING I KISSED A GIRL AND I THINK SHE LIKED IT. DO 'LAST FRIDAY NIGHT (T.G.I.F)' INSTEAD, AND WHAT THE F*** IS KENNY . G DOIN' ON MY COUCH WITH HIS SAXAPHONE & DRTY SHOES ON?

I woiuld have picked David Beckham but he says he only does things in straight lines or pairs. That's funny? He's crap in corners and he never did free kicks like that ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mike Rowe

Who's that ?"

He did or still does a tv series called Dirty Jobs

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I don't have one.

I think I should be entitled in this day and age!

While i'm cleaning, I'm going to think about who I'd like to be my cleaner and why. Famous that is ...... not someone from the forum just so you can say their name and do a teenage flirt thing......

Someone FAMOUS

Me, I'm a famous cleaner!

Okay, Okay ........ what can I do with this lemon ?"

Get in the kitchen and make a Lemon Drizzle Cake of course, then Fleur East can clean up after you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isabelle Huppert would look good in a French Maid's outfit with a look of disdain.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Bob Carolgees and Spit the dog.....

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