FabSwingers.com forum: favourite sayings!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Morning all..

Anyone have any favourite sayings that they use regulary.

i.e. 'Thats about as much use as tits on fish'

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall

"Morning all..

Anyone have any favourite sayings that they use regulary.

i.e. 'Thats about as much use as tits on fish'

as useful asa chocolate fire guard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" If someone calls you a shit and you walk away whose the one left with shit in their mouth "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and one of my favs........

" I ought to stick a tampax in you ! "

Whys that ??

" Cos your a C**T "

Lmfao

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Oh and one of my favs........

" I ought to stick a tampax in you ! "

Whys that ??

" Cos your a C**T "

Lmfao

No, cu**s are useful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What goes around comes around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

to the world you are one person, to one person you are the world

bit soppy but id like to think its true for everyone out there xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As useful as a fart in a hurricane!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so hungry I could eat the balls from a low flying pigeon

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

“Popularity is the one insult I have never suffered.”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

JFDI

IMHO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About as much use as a ashtray on a motor bike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"to the world you are one person, to one person you are the world

bit soppy but id like to think its true for everyone out there xx"
. My guy bought me a pic with that quote on it love it xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

life's a bitch and then you die!!!!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

There's many a slip twixt dress and drawers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When pushed to the limit I say. You are skating on thin ice during a heatwave. Also when someone says they have nowhere to sit I tell stick your thumb up your ass and sit on your elbow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"About as much use as a ashtray on a motor bike"

Or as useful as a chocolate teapot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it ain't broke! Don't fix it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't assume, as it makes an ass out of u and me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My Aunt would always quote ' you have to cut you're garment to the amount of cloth' never really got it when i was younger..but now i seem to say it. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm that unlucky if you chucked me in a barrel full of tits I'd come out sucking my thumb

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

Absolutely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's only sick and perverted if you're not prepared to go that far...

Wolf

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By *eavy Metal BallzMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

When we were growing up if ever I said to my mom 'Thats not fair' she would reply ' neither was your dads arse'

Still makes me chuckle,

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"your about as much use as a chocolate condom"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When we were growing up if ever I said to my mom 'Thats not fair' she would reply ' neither was your dads arse'

Still makes me chuckle,

One that still makes me laugh is when you hear mothers say to their kids 'if you get run over dont you come running to me' hahaaa

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By *hyguy 43Man
over a year ago

Swansea

"Morning all..

Anyone have any favourite sayings that they use regulary.

i.e. 'Thats about as much use as tits on fish'

Mine is

Lower than a rattlesnakes belly in a wagon wheel rut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"..Like an apparently strict musical form it breaks the five minute whole into its structural parts - a descriptive preamble, the action of taking the cards, the development of the cards' manipulation and the revelation of what has been achieved..."

English composer Gavin Bryars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you are only as old as the woman you feel".

my all time favourite that one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Superfluous verbiage necessitates apropos castigation

lol, just kidding. I don't use that one often! The sentiment has been directed at me before though.

Stuck between a rock and a hard place.

If you can't stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick"

"better than a slap around the face with a wet kipper"

"if you never ask you will never know"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit

You couldn't organise a p**s-up in a brewery

Like a fart in a collander and don't know which hole to get out of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This one always confused me as a child:

It's rude to ask, but if you don't ask, you don't get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This one always confused me as a child:

It's rude to ask, but if you don't ask, you don't get

the one I heard similar to this 1 was

"ask don't get! Don't ask don't want

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well im ..

'sweating like a fat boy in a sweetshop'!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't do as I do, do as I tell you.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

there may be no "I" in team... but there are 3 F's in fuck off.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if u carrying on whinging i will give u something to whinge about

and cause i said so thats the why

my mums favourite two to say when i was growing up xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

two wrong dont make a right!... but 3 lefts do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning all..

Anyone have any favourite sayings that they use regulary.

i.e. 'Thats about as much use as tits on fish'

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sick as a wood pigeon in the desert or sick as a cleethorpes donkey

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By *iker BullMan
over a year ago

leeds

As cockeyed as a bag of welchs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't do as I do, do as I tell you.

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are u a dominatrx

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By *eprobatepairCouple
over a year ago

london

Is there no beginning to your talents?

What do you mean I don't give a shit? If I gave a shit you can be sure I'll serve it to you......

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.

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By *hyguy 43Man
over a year ago

Swansea

"Well im ..

'sweating like a fat boy in a sweetshop'! "

Sweating like a glassblowers arse

Sweating like a gold diggers donkey

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By *eprobatepairCouple
over a year ago

london

I wouldn't roll over her to get to you.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

that's the biggest one yet

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

VVWE & Bi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have many faults...

But modesty isnt one of em...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My nan always used to tell is kids when we wanted something is "I want, Never gets"

I found saying please often didn't work either lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mad as a box of frogs

Don't do as I do, do as I say

My sister's fave was - Go boil yer head

And Jeremy Kye's - you should have put something on the end of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My nan always used to tell is kids when we wanted something is "I want, Never gets"

I found saying please often didn't work either lol

i still use this on my kids even my daughter tells her little brother now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cant say it to my face... dont say it at all.or how about... much use as an ashtray on a motorbike

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