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"Some people seem to confuse having standards with double standards I think. Us women aren't supposed to be picky, we should be grateful for whatever attention we get & drop our knickers on demand! " This!! 'but it's a sex site'  | |||
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"Following on... What if a bisexual or gay dude who's NOT a gym fit adonis sent from god himself wants a chiselled war lord. Is that a double standard or do double standards only apply to swamp donkeys who dent fragile egos? If the chiselled war lord is partial to a cuddly bear is that his taste and personal preference or does he simply lack standards? Ohhhhhh, so that's the double standard. Dudes can fancy who they fancy and want what they want but women who do the same get accused of having inflated egos and punching. "   | |||
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"Some people seem to confuse having standards with double standards I think. Us women aren't supposed to be picky, we should be grateful for whatever attention we get & drop our knickers on demand! " I'm not sure what they think gives them the right to dictate who they believe other people are allowed to be attracted to. The mind boggles. | |||
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"Some people seem to confuse having standards with double standards I think. Us women aren't supposed to be picky, we should be grateful for whatever attention we get & drop our knickers on demand! I'm not sure what they think gives them the right to dictate who they believe other people are allowed to be attracted to. The mind boggles." I know right! How dare we have standards | |||
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"Being with a war lord sounds exhausting. " I wouldn't trust myself round the weaponry | |||
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"Some people seem to confuse having standards with double standards I think. Us women aren't supposed to be picky, we should be grateful for whatever attention we get & drop our knickers on demand! I'm not sure what they think gives them the right to dictate who they believe other people are allowed to be attracted to. The mind boggles." Some just can't hide their mysogyny | |||
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"Having read the other thread i thought this George would be gawjus, but i saw the profile pic and now hes a hidden profile..." He didn't have a profile pic when I wanted to get a peep at him xx | |||
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"Being with a war lord sounds exhausting. " My eyes are dim. I thought you wrote that being with a warlord sounded EXCITING! I was about to sign you up to a dating site in Afghanistan or similar.... | |||
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"Being with a war lord sounds exhausting. My eyes are dim. I thought you wrote that being with a warlord sounded EXCITING! I was about to sign you up to a dating site in Afghanistan or similar...."  | |||
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"Having read the other thread i thought this George would be gawjus, but i saw the profile pic and now hes a hidden profile... He didn't have a profile pic when I wanted to get a peep at him xx" You didnt miss much, each to their own an all, but ... | |||
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"Anyway, what cunt came up with "opposites attract"? They're a fucking liar according to some. Bet it was the same numpty that came up with "everyone is different" "It's true when it comes to magnets | |||
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"Anyway, what cunt came up with "opposites attract"? They're a fucking liar according to some. Bet it was the same numpty that came up with "everyone is different"
It's true when it comes to magnets "Used to keep one in my knickers, now I've just got a can of geezer repellent | |||
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"Anyway, what cunt came up with "opposites attract"? They're a fucking liar according to some. Bet it was the same numpty that came up with "everyone is different" "Yep, "beauty is in the eye of the beholder" is also clearly a lie! | |||
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"Anyway, what cunt came up with "opposites attract"? They're a fucking liar according to some. Bet it was the same numpty that came up with "everyone is different"
Yep, "beauty is in the eye of the beholder" is also clearly a lie! "Yep! Wankers talking shit. | |||
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"Wouldn't like be boring if we all fitted into the same sized hole " That's a big hole | |||
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"Anyway, what cunt came up with "opposites attract"? They're a fucking liar according to some. Bet it was the same numpty that came up with "everyone is different"
It's true when it comes to magnets
Used to keep one in my knickers, now I've just got a can of geezer repellent "I didn't know Black Sabbath did fragrance | |||
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"Wouldn't like be boring if we all fitted into the same sized hole " You're talking sense there, I'm unsure that's allowed. I tried it and was informed it's a SWINGERS SITE! I can't be certain, but I'm pretty sure that means sense aint allowed and it's all about genitals clanging | |||
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"Anyway, what cunt came up with "opposites attract"? They're a fucking liar according to some. Bet it was the same numpty that came up with "everyone is different"
It's true when it comes to magnets
Used to keep one in my knickers, now I've just got a can of geezer repellent
I didn't know Black Sabbath did fragrance "
It's great, I open my legs, the tightening of my knickers elastic activates the can and it hisses like a cat | |||
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"Anyway, what cunt came up with "opposites attract"? They're a fucking liar according to some. Bet it was the same numpty that came up with "everyone is different"
It's true when it comes to magnets
Used to keep one in my knickers, now I've just got a can of geezer repellent
I didn't know Black Sabbath did fragrance " | |||
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"Wouldn't like be boring if we all fitted into the same sized hole " But all holes are the same right? So get to it | |||
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"Having read the other thread i thought this George would be gawjus, but i saw the profile pic and now hes a hidden profile... He didn't have a profile pic when I wanted to get a peep at him xx You didnt miss much, each to their own an all, but ..." Ahhhh gotcha  thank ya hun xxx | |||
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"Wouldn't like be boring if we all fitted into the same sized hole You're talking sense there, I'm unsure that's allowed. I tried it and was informed it's a SWINGERS SITE! I can't be certain, but I'm pretty sure that means sense aint allowed and it's all about genitals clanging " Yep, the Oxford dictionary definition of 'swinger' clearly states that they have no standards or preferences & must shag whoever so requests! | |||
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"We all just like what we like, I don't have a type I'm just either attracted or I'm not and it's not for anyone to say what someone finds attractive is wrong because they aren't that person " You'd have thought, but apparently that's not the case. I think Devon is to blame.... Something to do with "custurds" | |||
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"Maybe I’m not up to speed but please don’t paint tar on all of us guys. It’s sticky and smelly. " Just like my gusset | |||
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"Wouldn't like be boring if we all fitted into the same sized hole You're talking sense there, I'm unsure that's allowed. I tried it and was informed it's a SWINGERS SITE! I can't be certain, but I'm pretty sure that means sense aint allowed and it's all about genitals clanging " Sorry! I only want mean cunty ones 
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"We all just like what we like, I don't have a type I'm just either attracted or I'm not and it's not for anyone to say what someone finds attractive is wrong because they aren't that person You'd have thought, but apparently that's not the case. I think Devon is to blame.... Something to do with "custurds" " I bloody love custard, got to be cold with warm pud though  | |||
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"Wouldn't like be boring if we all fitted into the same sized hole You're talking sense there, I'm unsure that's allowed. I tried it and was informed it's a SWINGERS SITE! I can't be certain, but I'm pretty sure that means sense aint allowed and it's all about genitals clanging Sorry! I only want mean cunty ones
Midnight x"I got a minge twinge reading the word cunty | |||
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"Maybe I’m not up to speed but please don’t paint tar on all of us guys. It’s sticky and smelly. Just like my gusset " Jeeesus  | |||
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"We all just like what we like, I don't have a type I'm just either attracted or I'm not and it's not for anyone to say what someone finds attractive is wrong because they aren't that person You'd have thought, but apparently that's not the case. I think Devon is to blame.... Something to do with "custurds" I bloody love custard, got to be cold with warm pud though "I enjoy custard too. I'm still trying to work out if custurd is brown and that's why it's gross | |||
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"We all just like what we like, I don't have a type I'm just either attracted or I'm not and it's not for anyone to say what someone finds attractive is wrong because they aren't that person You'd have thought, but apparently that's not the case. I think Devon is to blame.... Something to do with "custurds" I bloody love custard, got to be cold with warm pud though "Oh no. Cold custard (other than in a vanilla slice) | |||
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"Wouldn't like be boring if we all fitted into the same sized hole You're talking sense there, I'm unsure that's allowed. I tried it and was informed it's a SWINGERS SITE! I can't be certain, but I'm pretty sure that means sense aint allowed and it's all about genitals clanging Sorry! I only want mean cunty ones
Midnight x
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"Maybe I’m not up to speed but please don’t paint tar on all of us guys. It’s sticky and smelly. Just like my gusset Jeeesus "I've been working my arse off for 3 weeks. Been a while since I've induced a heave and was getting withdrawals | |||
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"We all just like what we like, I don't have a type I'm just either attracted or I'm not and it's not for anyone to say what someone finds attractive is wrong because they aren't that person You'd have thought, but apparently that's not the case. I think Devon is to blame.... Something to do with "custurds" I bloody love custard, got to be cold with warm pud though
I enjoy custard too. I'm still trying to work out if custurd is brown and that's why it's gross "Maybe it's the chocolate stuff they used to serve at school dinners? | |||
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"We all just like what we like, I don't have a type I'm just either attracted or I'm not and it's not for anyone to say what someone finds attractive is wrong because they aren't that person You'd have thought, but apparently that's not the case. I think Devon is to blame.... Something to do with "custurds" I bloody love custard, got to be cold with warm pud though
I enjoy custard too. I'm still trying to work out if custurd is brown and that's why it's gross "Depends on the custard I guess, there's pink also mind | |||
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"We all just like what we like, I don't have a type I'm just either attracted or I'm not and it's not for anyone to say what someone finds attractive is wrong because they aren't that person You'd have thought, but apparently that's not the case. I think Devon is to blame.... Something to do with "custurds" I bloody love custard, got to be cold with warm pud though
Oh no. Cold custard (other than in a vanilla slice) "Warm is best. Hot burns and cold gives ya the shivers. I am of course referring to spooning it from one owns belly button whilst laying in bed. | |||
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"We all just like what we like, I don't have a type I'm just either attracted or I'm not and it's not for anyone to say what someone finds attractive is wrong because they aren't that person You'd have thought, but apparently that's not the case. I think Devon is to blame.... Something to do with "custurds" I bloody love custard, got to be cold with warm pud though
Oh no. Cold custard (other than in a vanilla slice) "How is it different being in a vanilla slice, still cold custard | |||
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"Wouldn't like be boring if we all fitted into the same sized hole But all holes are the same right? So get to it" 
Like the hocky-kokey??
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"We all just like what we like, I don't have a type I'm just either attracted or I'm not and it's not for anyone to say what someone finds attractive is wrong because they aren't that person You'd have thought, but apparently that's not the case. I think Devon is to blame.... Something to do with "custurds" I bloody love custard, got to be cold with warm pud though
I enjoy custard too. I'm still trying to work out if custurd is brown and that's why it's gross
Maybe it's the chocolate stuff they used to serve at school dinners? "I'm pretty sure my school just used leftover gravy and spun us a line | |||
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"Maybe I’m not up to speed but please don’t paint tar on all of us guys. It’s sticky and smelly. Just like my gusset Jeeesus
I've been working my arse off for 3 weeks. Been a while since I've induced a heave and was getting withdrawals " | |||
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"Wouldn't like be boring if we all fitted into the same sized hole That's a big hole "Like a rugby jumper 
Who have you been talking to 
'tis all lies i tell you | |||
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"Maybe I’m not up to speed but please don’t paint tar on all of us guys. It’s sticky and smelly. Just like my gusset " Okaaaayyy. | |||
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"We all just like what we like, I don't have a type I'm just either attracted or I'm not and it's not for anyone to say what someone finds attractive is wrong because they aren't that person You'd have thought, but apparently that's not the case. I think Devon is to blame.... Something to do with "custurds" I bloody love custard, got to be cold with warm pud though
Oh no. Cold custard (other than in a vanilla slice)
Warm is best. Hot burns and cold gives ya the shivers. I am of course referring to spooning it from one owns belly button whilst laying in bed."Mmm custard belly buttons | |||
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"We all just like what we like, I don't have a type I'm just either attracted or I'm not and it's not for anyone to say what someone finds attractive is wrong because they aren't that person You'd have thought, but apparently that's not the case. I think Devon is to blame.... Something to do with "custurds" I bloody love custard, got to be cold with warm pud though
Oh no. Cold custard (other than in a vanilla slice)
How is it different being in a vanilla slice, still cold custard "Then it's got pastry and icing and nothing hot with it. Hot pud needs hot custard. These are basic culinary facts | |||
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"Wouldn't like be boring if we all fitted into the same sized hole That's a big hole
Like a rugby jumper
Who have you been talking to
'tis all lies i tell you "Everything is | |||
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"We all just like what we like, I don't have a type I'm just either attracted or I'm not and it's not for anyone to say what someone finds attractive is wrong because they aren't that person You'd have thought, but apparently that's not the case. I think Devon is to blame.... Something to do with "custurds" I bloody love custard, got to be cold with warm pud though
Oh no. Cold custard (other than in a vanilla slice)
Warm is best. Hot burns and cold gives ya the shivers. I am of course referring to spooning it from one owns belly button whilst laying in bed.
Mmm custard belly buttons "With chocolate button tiddlywinks for the win. | |||
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"surely everyone can have standers. " Lack of seating adds enormously to it. | |||
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"We all just like what we like, I don't have a type I'm just either attracted or I'm not and it's not for anyone to say what someone finds attractive is wrong because they aren't that person You'd have thought, but apparently that's not the case. I think Devon is to blame.... Something to do with "custurds" I bloody love custard, got to be cold with warm pud though
Oh no. Cold custard (other than in a vanilla slice)
How is it different being in a vanilla slice, still cold custard
Then it's got pastry and icing and nothing hot with it. Hot pud needs hot custard. These are basic culinary facts "No you get a nice contrast and if the puds too hot the custard is a life saver | |||
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"surely everyone can have standers. Lack of seating adds enormously to it. " | |||
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"We all just like what we like, I don't have a type I'm just either attracted or I'm not and it's not for anyone to say what someone finds attractive is wrong because they aren't that person You'd have thought, but apparently that's not the case. I think Devon is to blame.... Something to do with "custurds" I bloody love custard, got to be cold with warm pud though
Oh no. Cold custard (other than in a vanilla slice)
How is it different being in a vanilla slice, still cold custard
Then it's got pastry and icing and nothing hot with it. Hot pud needs hot custard. These are basic culinary facts
No you get a nice contrast and if the puds too hot the custard is a life saver "Blow the fucker
If I can blow a dick, you can blow a pudding! | |||
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"surely everyone can have standers. Lack of seating adds enormously to it. " I believe it's currently 20, 000 limit | |||
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"We all just like what we like, I don't have a type I'm just either attracted or I'm not and it's not for anyone to say what someone finds attractive is wrong because they aren't that person You'd have thought, but apparently that's not the case. I think Devon is to blame.... Something to do with "custurds" I bloody love custard, got to be cold with warm pud though
Oh no. Cold custard (other than in a vanilla slice)
How is it different being in a vanilla slice, still cold custard
Then it's got pastry and icing and nothing hot with it. Hot pud needs hot custard. These are basic culinary facts
No you get a nice contrast and if the puds too hot the custard is a life saver
Blow the fucker
If I can blow a dick, you can blow a pudding!"Blowing is not Covid secure *nods* | |||
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"Right, I'm off to bed to dream about lukewarm custard, chocolate coins and other confectionery, to be consumed off men's torsos, possibly in Wales. Or has my brain conflated a few things?! Night!" Enjoy, I hope I'm in there somewhere, floating about like the cherub I am  | |||
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"We all just like what we like, I don't have a type I'm just either attracted or I'm not and it's not for anyone to say what someone finds attractive is wrong because they aren't that person You'd have thought, but apparently that's not the case. I think Devon is to blame.... Something to do with "custurds" I bloody love custard, got to be cold with warm pud though
Oh no. Cold custard (other than in a vanilla slice)
How is it different being in a vanilla slice, still cold custard
Then it's got pastry and icing and nothing hot with it. Hot pud needs hot custard. These are basic culinary facts
No you get a nice contrast and if the puds too hot the custard is a life saver
Blow the fucker
If I can blow a dick, you can blow a pudding!"Screw that my belly ain't waiting for me to blow nothing | |||
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"peaches your threads always make me chuckle thank you so much made me smile a bit x" More than welcome darl  | |||
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"Right, I'm off to bed to dream about lukewarm custard, chocolate coins and other confectionery, to be consumed off men's torsos, possibly in Wales. Or has my brain conflated a few things?! Night! Enjoy, I hope I'm in there somewhere, floating about like the cherub I am "Ahhhhh! That's what the lumps are in the custard! Peachy bits | |||
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"We all just like what we like, I don't have a type I'm just either attracted or I'm not and it's not for anyone to say what someone finds attractive is wrong because they aren't that person You'd have thought, but apparently that's not the case. I think Devon is to blame.... Something to do with "custurds" I bloody love custard, got to be cold with warm pud though
Oh no. Cold custard (other than in a vanilla slice)
Warm is best. Hot burns and cold gives ya the shivers. I am of course referring to spooning it from one owns belly button whilst laying in bed.
Mmm custard belly buttons
With chocolate button tiddlywinks for the win." | |||
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"Right, I'm off to bed to dream about lukewarm custard, chocolate coins and other confectionery, to be consumed off men's torsos, possibly in Wales. Or has my brain conflated a few things?! Night! Enjoy, I hope I'm in there somewhere, floating about like the cherub I am
Ahhhhh! That's what the lumps are in the custard! Peachy bits "Yes!!!! | |||
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"We all just like what we like, I don't have a type I'm just either attracted or I'm not and it's not for anyone to say what someone finds attractive is wrong because they aren't that person You'd have thought, but apparently that's not the case. I think Devon is to blame.... Something to do with "custurds" I bloody love custard, got to be cold with warm pud though
Oh no. Cold custard (other than in a vanilla slice)
How is it different being in a vanilla slice, still cold custard
Then it's got pastry and icing and nothing hot with it. Hot pud needs hot custard. These are basic culinary facts
No you get a nice contrast and if the puds too hot the custard is a life saver
Blow the fucker
If I can blow a dick, you can blow a pudding!
Screw that my belly ain't waiting for me to blow nothing "I ain't popping your roof of the mouth food gobbling burn blisters. I got a dodgy side to me but that's all yours. Those fuckers spray when they burst | |||
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"We all just like what we like, I don't have a type I'm just either attracted or I'm not and it's not for anyone to say what someone finds attractive is wrong because they aren't that person You'd have thought, but apparently that's not the case. I think Devon is to blame.... Something to do with "custurds" I bloody love custard, got to be cold with warm pud though
Oh no. Cold custard (other than in a vanilla slice)
How is it different being in a vanilla slice, still cold custard
Then it's got pastry and icing and nothing hot with it. Hot pud needs hot custard. These are basic culinary facts
No you get a nice contrast and if the puds too hot the custard is a life saver
Blow the fucker
If I can blow a dick, you can blow a pudding!
Screw that my belly ain't waiting for me to blow nothing
I ain't popping your roof of the mouth food gobbling burn blisters. I got a dodgy side to me but that's all yours. Those fuckers spray when they burst "I'm good I have cold custard for protection purposes | |||
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"We all just like what we like, I don't have a type I'm just either attracted or I'm not and it's not for anyone to say what someone finds attractive is wrong because they aren't that person You'd have thought, but apparently that's not the case. I think Devon is to blame.... Something to do with "custurds" I bloody love custard, got to be cold with warm pud though
Oh no. Cold custard (other than in a vanilla slice)
How is it different being in a vanilla slice, still cold custard
Then it's got pastry and icing and nothing hot with it. Hot pud needs hot custard. These are basic culinary facts
No you get a nice contrast and if the puds too hot the custard is a life saver
Blow the fucker
If I can blow a dick, you can blow a pudding!
Screw that my belly ain't waiting for me to blow nothing
I ain't popping your roof of the mouth food gobbling burn blisters. I got a dodgy side to me but that's all yours. Those fuckers spray when they burst
I'm good I have cold custard for protection purposes "I actually can't argue with that. Your logic makes sense. However.... sensitive teethies worst nightmare, hot n cold fighting in yer gob
Electric shock teeth from hell | |||
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"We all just like what we like, I don't have a type I'm just either attracted or I'm not and it's not for anyone to say what someone finds attractive is wrong because they aren't that person You'd have thought, but apparently that's not the case. I think Devon is to blame.... Something to do with "custurds" I bloody love custard, got to be cold with warm pud though
Oh no. Cold custard (other than in a vanilla slice)
How is it different being in a vanilla slice, still cold custard
Then it's got pastry and icing and nothing hot with it. Hot pud needs hot custard. These are basic culinary facts
No you get a nice contrast and if the puds too hot the custard is a life saver
Blow the fucker
If I can blow a dick, you can blow a pudding!
Screw that my belly ain't waiting for me to blow nothing
I ain't popping your roof of the mouth food gobbling burn blisters. I got a dodgy side to me but that's all yours. Those fuckers spray when they burst
I'm good I have cold custard for protection purposes
I actually can't argue with that. Your logic makes sense.
However.... sensitive teethies worst nightmare, hot n cold fighting in yer gob
Electric shock teeth from hell "It's temporary sensitivity or blisters | |||
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"Being with a war lord sounds exhausting. I wouldn't trust myself round the weaponry " Too many sharp pointy things. | |||
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"We all just like what we like, I don't have a type I'm just either attracted or I'm not and it's not for anyone to say what someone finds attractive is wrong because they aren't that person You'd have thought, but apparently that's not the case. I think Devon is to blame.... Something to do with "custurds" I bloody love custard, got to be cold with warm pud though
Oh no. Cold custard (other than in a vanilla slice)
How is it different being in a vanilla slice, still cold custard
Then it's got pastry and icing and nothing hot with it. Hot pud needs hot custard. These are basic culinary facts
No you get a nice contrast and if the puds too hot the custard is a life saver
Blow the fucker
If I can blow a dick, you can blow a pudding!
Screw that my belly ain't waiting for me to blow nothing
I ain't popping your roof of the mouth food gobbling burn blisters. I got a dodgy side to me but that's all yours. Those fuckers spray when they burst
I'm good I have cold custard for protection purposes
I actually can't argue with that. Your logic makes sense.
However.... sensitive teethies worst nightmare, hot n cold fighting in yer gob
Electric shock teeth from hell
It's temporary sensitivity or blisters "I'd get falsies if I could, then take a big bite out of a lemon sorbet whilst watching everyone else's eyes widen and grab their own teeth | |||
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"Being with a war lord sounds exhausting. I wouldn't trust myself round the weaponry Too many sharp pointy things." Would be a clear and present danger. Accident just waiting to happen | |||
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"We all just like what we like, I don't have a type I'm just either attracted or I'm not and it's not for anyone to say what someone finds attractive is wrong because they aren't that person You'd have thought, but apparently that's not the case. I think Devon is to blame.... Something to do with "custurds" I bloody love custard, got to be cold with warm pud though
Oh no. Cold custard (other than in a vanilla slice)
How is it different being in a vanilla slice, still cold custard
Then it's got pastry and icing and nothing hot with it. Hot pud needs hot custard. These are basic culinary facts
No you get a nice contrast and if the puds too hot the custard is a life saver
Blow the fucker
If I can blow a dick, you can blow a pudding!
Screw that my belly ain't waiting for me to blow nothing
I ain't popping your roof of the mouth food gobbling burn blisters. I got a dodgy side to me but that's all yours. Those fuckers spray when they burst
I'm good I have cold custard for protection purposes
I actually can't argue with that. Your logic makes sense.
However.... sensitive teethies worst nightmare, hot n cold fighting in yer gob
Electric shock teeth from hell
It's temporary sensitivity or blisters
I'd get falsies if I could, then take a big bite out of a lemon sorbet whilst watching everyone else's eyes widen and grab their own teeth "So cruel | |||
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"I don't know what I missed, but I had a very fit partner when I was in full on weeble mode He was my thing I was his We had our fair share of naysayers, but ya know what, fuck 'em "We had people come up and say to him' what are you doing with that? ' ('that' being me) I had countless people come up and tell me how 'lucky' I was (I wasn't really, cos he was a bit on the toxic side when it took his fancy) One woman he worked with was cool with him being gay, but not with him fancying fat blokes, remarking 'so, even if you were straight, you wouldn't fancy me?' She then made his life a misery There are a lot of people out there who turn toxic when they see someone they fancy that they can't be with because they aren't that persons 'type' It's, quite often, just an exaggerated toys out of pram situation | |||
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"People seem to confuse personal preferences with like for like. You don't need to be a gym bunny to desire one. I like tall and athletic/muscular men but am not one myself. Do I need to up my gym game in order to be worthy of a gym fit man? Past experience says no... Submissives like dominants and dominants like submissives - it need not be matchy matchy. Opposites often attract and the only equality should be that of mutual respect." I’m really glad you’re not a tall athletic/muscular man, you’d be straight off my hotlist!  | |||
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"People seem to confuse personal preferences with like for like. You don't need to be a gym bunny to desire one. I like tall and athletic/muscular men but am not one myself. Do I need to up my gym game in order to be worthy of a gym fit man? Past experience says no... Submissives like dominants and dominants like submissives - it need not be matchy matchy. Opposites often attract and the only equality should be that of mutual respect. I’m really glad you’re not a tall athletic/muscular man, you’d be straight off my hotlist! " you're so picky! | |||
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"Following on... What if a bisexual or gay dude who's NOT a gym fit adonis sent from god himself wants a chiselled war lord. Is that a double standard or do double standards only apply to swamp donkeys who dent fragile egos? If the chiselled war lord is partial to a cuddly bear is that his taste and personal preference or does he simply lack standards? Ohhhhhh, so that's the double standard. Dudes can fancy who they fancy and want what they want but women who do the same get accused of having inflated egos and punching. " I dont see a double standard there I see opposite attractions. Now if the bi messenger sent from "god" preached peace and pacifism while in a relationship with the warlord that would be a double standard | |||
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"Did we ever get a definition of what a “warlord” is? " Nope | |||
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"People seem to confuse personal preferences with like for like. You don't need to be a gym bunny to desire one. I like tall and athletic/muscular men but am not one myself. Do I need to up my gym game in order to be worthy of a gym fit man? Past experience says no... Submissives like dominants and dominants like submissives - it need not be matchy matchy. Opposites often attract and the only equality should be that of mutual respect. I’m really glad you’re not a tall athletic/muscular man, you’d be straight off my hotlist!
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"When you use the term standards it implies people can be below your standard...which is just based on looks...your entitled to have these but don't cry when other people use theirs to say your below there's x" I disagree ref looks, you can be good looking but if your vacuous and have a bad attitude or vibe about you... I think it's maybe a boundaries v barriers problem, the whole point one finger and 3 is pointing back, it's the emotional intelligence to self questions the 3 that speaks volumes | |||
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"When you use the term standards it implies people can be below your standard...which is just based on looks...your entitled to have these but don't cry when other people use theirs to say your below there's x" It’s not only about looks, it’s about many things. You’re taking it as a personal slight when all the person is doing is expressing what they want for themselves. Perhaps the terminology is clunky and carries other connotations but when you’re dealing with subtleties, the English language is very clunky and unwieldy. People are expressing what they want for themselves, not attacking you | |||
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"The thing that always confuses me about this debate whenever it comes up is that it relies on the idea that there's a strict, set ranking of attractiveness among people which simply isn't true. Me and my best friend have always been attracted to very different men. It was kind of a blessing really . "Exactly right. Often this debate is started by guys who are upset that people they consider to be their ‘match’, are getting lots of attention, yet they’re not. It’s entitled attitudes and expectations creating frustration and anger at others; ‘how dare they want attractive people? They should want me and be glad of it!’, ‘it’s double standards when I consider them ugly and they’re meeting people but I’m not’. It’s always the one that are being excluded by a choice or preference that are the ones that call foul | |||
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"The thing that always confuses me about this debate whenever it comes up is that it relies on the idea that there's a strict, set ranking of attractiveness among people which simply isn't true. Me and my best friend have always been attracted to very different men. It was kind of a blessing really .
Exactly right.
Often this debate is started by guys who are upset that people they consider to be their ‘match’, are getting lots of attention, yet they’re not.
It’s entitled attitudes and expectations creating frustration and anger at others; ‘how dare they want attractive people? They should want me and be glad of it!’, ‘it’s double standards when I consider them ugly and they’re meeting people but I’m not’.
It’s always the one that are being excluded by a choice or preference that are the ones that call foul "I wouldn't even say its people they consider their match, it's people they consider "beneath" them which is pretty gross. | |||
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"When you use the term standards it implies people can be below your standard...which is just based on looks...your entitled to have these but don't cry when other people use theirs to say your below there's x It’s not only about looks, it’s about many things. You’re taking it as a personal slight when all the person is doing is expressing what they want for themselves. Perhaps the terminology is clunky and carries other connotations but when you’re dealing with subtleties, the English language is very clunky and unwieldy. People are expressing what they want for themselves, not attacking you" I thought the op was talking about being on here? Where looks are first because we base things mainly on someone's picture | |||
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"When you use the term standards it implies people can be below your standard...which is just based on looks...your entitled to have these but don't cry when other people use theirs to say your below there's x It’s not only about looks, it’s about many things. You’re taking it as a personal slight when all the person is doing is expressing what they want for themselves. Perhaps the terminology is clunky and carries other connotations but when you’re dealing with subtleties, the English language is very clunky and unwieldy. People are expressing what they want for themselves, not attacking you I thought the op was talking about being on here? Where looks are first because we base things mainly on someone's picture " Do we? | |||
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"Psssst....wanna buy a bag of custard? It’s two for one Tuesday Have you got any cartons? I’m running low on milk" Only bags, hence 241 | |||
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"When you use the term standards it implies people can be below your standard...which is just based on looks...your entitled to have these but don't cry when other people use theirs to say your below there's x It’s not only about looks, it’s about many things. You’re taking it as a personal slight when all the person is doing is expressing what they want for themselves. Perhaps the terminology is clunky and carries other connotations but when you’re dealing with subtleties, the English language is very clunky and unwieldy. People are expressing what they want for themselves, not attacking you I thought the op was talking about being on here? Where looks are first because we base things mainly on someone's picture " Do we? The picture might be the start but that’s just the beginning of a long process that involves the person as well. I know that I vet on many things, not just looks. Standards covers who they are, the whole package. If we use the term preferences, does that change things for you? | |||
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"Psssst....wanna buy a bag of custard? It’s two for one Tuesday Have you got any cartons? I’m running low on milk Only bags, hence 241 " Dammit. Have you got any milk? | |||
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"Psssst....wanna buy a bag of custard? It’s two for one Tuesday Have you got any cartons? I’m running low on milk Only bags, hence 241 Dammit. Have you got any milk?" Arla took it all this morning | |||
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Kicked off lovely after that | |||
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"That custurd in a bag. That was pure gold
Kicked off lovely after that "I was well enjoying it | |||
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"Psssst....wanna buy a bag of custard? It’s two for one Tuesday " Is it vanilla? | |||
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"Psssst....wanna buy a bag of custard? It’s two for one Tuesday Is it vanilla? " Avocado I think | |||
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"Psssst....wanna buy a bag of custard? It’s two for one Tuesday Is it vanilla? Avocado I think " Isn’t that guacamole? | |||
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"That custurd in a bag. That was pure gold
Kicked off lovely after that
I was well enjoying it "It was a great moment in sports folks | |||
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"When you use the term standards it implies people can be below your standard...which is just based on looks...your entitled to have these but don't cry when other people use theirs to say your below there's x It’s not only about looks, it’s about many things. You’re taking it as a personal slight when all the person is doing is expressing what they want for themselves. Perhaps the terminology is clunky and carries other connotations but when you’re dealing with subtleties, the English language is very clunky and unwieldy. People are expressing what they want for themselves, not attacking you I thought the op was talking about being on here? Where looks are first because we base things mainly on someone's picture Do we? The picture might be the start but that’s just the beginning of a long process that involves the person as well. I know that I vet on many things, not just looks. Standards covers who they are, the whole package. If we use the term preferences, does that change things for you? " Thats what I said....the picture is first | |||
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"Psssst....wanna buy a bag of custard? It’s two for one Tuesday Is it vanilla? Avocado I think Isn’t that guacamole? " A few years ago I was at work and a family ordered nachos. They called me over and started screaming at me to take their nachos away coz some idiot put mushy peas on them when they didn't ask for mushy peas, and we ruined their meal and weren't prepared to pay for any of it. Erm.... that's guacamole, and you will be paying, in fact you can pay for all of it now or you can go before they cook the rest. | |||
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"That and thingys boyfriend kicking off the other night it's been a right laugh on here" I didn't see that one. I barely been on coz of work | |||
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"Psssst....wanna buy a bag of custard? It’s two for one Tuesday Is it vanilla? Avocado I think " Great I definitely get your portion then! | |||
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"When you use the term standards it implies people can be below your standard...which is just based on looks...your entitled to have these but don't cry when other people use theirs to say your below there's x It’s not only about looks, it’s about many things. You’re taking it as a personal slight when all the person is doing is expressing what they want for themselves. Perhaps the terminology is clunky and carries other connotations but when you’re dealing with subtleties, the English language is very clunky and unwieldy. People are expressing what they want for themselves, not attacking you I thought the op was talking about being on here? Where looks are first because we base things mainly on someone's picture Do we? The picture might be the start but that’s just the beginning of a long process that involves the person as well. I know that I vet on many things, not just looks. Standards covers who they are, the whole package. If we use the term preferences, does that change things for you? Thats what I said....the picture is first" It’s the same in life though. A person is attracted to another and then things progress. If attraction isn’t present, then what’s the point? I don’t know what you’re trying to say here. That your feelings are hurt because people aren’t attracted to you? | |||
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"When you use the term standards it implies people can be below your standard...which is just based on looks...your entitled to have these but don't cry when other people use theirs to say your below there's x It’s not only about looks, it’s about many things. You’re taking it as a personal slight when all the person is doing is expressing what they want for themselves. Perhaps the terminology is clunky and carries other connotations but when you’re dealing with subtleties, the English language is very clunky and unwieldy. People are expressing what they want for themselves, not attacking you I thought the op was talking about being on here? Where looks are first because we base things mainly on someone's picture Do we? The picture might be the start but that’s just the beginning of a long process that involves the person as well. I know that I vet on many things, not just looks. Standards covers who they are, the whole package. If we use the term preferences, does that change things for you? Thats what I said....the picture is first" Pictures don't do anything for me until I already fancy someone. | |||
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"seems like a post purely written to have a little dig at men s" Yeah, that's exactly what it was. All men. Every last man and not at all at 2 particular guys on a different thread stating women have inflated egos coz some gross women want to meet non gross men. | |||
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"When you use the term standards it implies people can be below your standard...which is just based on looks...your entitled to have these but don't cry when other people use theirs to say your below there's x It’s not only about looks, it’s about many things. You’re taking it as a personal slight when all the person is doing is expressing what they want for themselves. Perhaps the terminology is clunky and carries other connotations but when you’re dealing with subtleties, the English language is very clunky and unwieldy. People are expressing what they want for themselves, not attacking you I thought the op was talking about being on here? Where looks are first because we base things mainly on someone's picture Do we? The picture might be the start but that’s just the beginning of a long process that involves the person as well. I know that I vet on many things, not just looks. Standards covers who they are, the whole package. If we use the term preferences, does that change things for you? Thats what I said....the picture is first It’s the same in life though. A person is attracted to another and then things progress. If attraction isn’t present, then what’s the point? I don’t know what you’re trying to say here. That your feelings are hurt because people aren’t attracted to you? " Sorry you seem to think I have an issue when all I commented was about pictures?????? | |||
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"seems like a post purely written to have a little dig at men s Yeah, that's exactly what it was. All men. Every last man and not at all at 2 particular guys on a different thread stating women have inflated egos coz some gross women want to meet non gross men." Men! | |||
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"seems like a post purely written to have a little dig at men s Yeah, that's exactly what it was. All men. Every last man and not at all at 2 particular guys on a different thread stating women have inflated egos coz some gross women want to meet non gross men. Men! "Don't you eye roll at men young lady, it's the gross women's fault for not staying in their ball park. Or was it the chiseled warlords fault for entertaining said gross women meaning the gross men can't get a look in? I still haven't learned who is the keeper of leagues and who we need to contact to find out who we are allowed to desire or be desired by to follow the rules. | |||
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"seems like a post purely written to have a little dig at men s Yeah, that's exactly what it was. All men. Every last man and not at all at 2 particular guys on a different thread stating women have inflated egos coz some gross women want to meet non gross men. Men!
Don't you eye roll at men young lady, it's the gross women's fault for not staying in their ball park. Or was it the chiseled warlords fault for entertaining said gross women meaning the gross men can't get a look in?
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"That and thingys boyfriend kicking off the other night it's been a right laugh on here I didn't see that one. I barely been on coz of work " Yeah was a shame what he did naming them an all. Once he realised his mistake he fell on his sword and left. Sad way for it all to end | |||
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"That and thingys boyfriend kicking off the other night it's been a right laugh on here I didn't see that one. I barely been on coz of work Yeah was a shame what he did naming them an all. Once he realised his mistake he fell on his sword and left. Sad way for it all to end" I'm still none the wiser. Probably safer that way! | |||
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"That and thingys boyfriend kicking off the other night it's been a right laugh on here I didn't see that one. I barely been on coz of work Yeah was a shame what he did naming them an all. Once he realised his mistake he fell on his sword and left. Sad way for it all to end I'm still none the wiser. Probably safer that way!" Same. Not being on in the evenings means that all of the bun fights get missed. | |||
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"Some people seem to confuse having standards with double standards I think. Us women aren't supposed to be picky, we should be grateful for whatever attention we get & drop our knickers on demand! " Whilst I totally understand the thoughts behind this post I personally dislike the use of words like "standard" and "picky". Everyone is of course welcome to their personal preferences and tastes but to say you're not interested in someone because you have standards suggests that they are below standard - a judgement of them rather than an expression of your own taste. Similarly being picky suggests that in your opinion those you don't choose are not good enough for you as opposed to not being to your taste. Maybe it's just me but they're two words/expressions that I dislike. Mr | |||
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"Some people seem to confuse having standards with double standards I think. Us women aren't supposed to be picky, we should be grateful for whatever attention we get & drop our knickers on demand! Whilst I totally understand the thoughts behind this post I personally dislike the use of words like "standard" and "picky". Everyone is of course welcome to their personal preferences and tastes but to say you're not interested in someone because you have standards suggests that they are below standard - a judgement of them rather than an expression of your own taste. Similarly being picky suggests that in your opinion those you don't choose are not good enough for you as opposed to not being to your taste. Maybe it's just me but they're two words/expressions that I dislike. Mr" I stand by what I said & the words I used. Yes I have standards, I think everyone should have. I am also undoubtedly extremely picky about who I choose to share my body with. If that's a bad thing then so be it. I don't think I am in any way better than anyone else, but I do value myself & will not compromise on that. | |||
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"That and thingys boyfriend kicking off the other night it's been a right laugh on here I didn't see that one. I barely been on coz of work Yeah was a shame what he did naming them an all. Once he realised his mistake he fell on his sword and left. Sad way for it all to end I'm still none the wiser. Probably safer that way!" Yeah. Life eh | |||
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"That and thingys boyfriend kicking off the other night it's been a right laugh on here I didn't see that one. I barely been on coz of work Yeah was a shame what he did naming them an all. Once he realised his mistake he fell on his sword and left. Sad way for it all to end" He probably didn’t leave. That’s a kicking off offence. | |||
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"That and thingys boyfriend kicking off the other night it's been a right laugh on here I didn't see that one. I barely been on coz of work Yeah was a shame what he did naming them an all. Once he realised his mistake he fell on his sword and left. Sad way for it all to end He probably didn’t leave. That’s a kicking off offence. " Oh ok. Well I had a go at him for his poor conduct. Haven't seen the lady in question back on here since so maybe she's hurt by it. All I'd say lady is don't be. It's not down to anything you did | |||
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"Some people seem to confuse having standards with double standards I think. Us women aren't supposed to be picky, we should be grateful for whatever attention we get & drop our knickers on demand! Whilst I totally understand the thoughts behind this post I personally dislike the use of words like "standard" and "picky". Everyone is of course welcome to their personal preferences and tastes but to say you're not interested in someone because you have standards suggests that they are below standard - a judgement of them rather than an expression of your own taste. Similarly being picky suggests that in your opinion those you don't choose are not good enough for you as opposed to not being to your taste. Maybe it's just me but they're two words/expressions that I dislike. Mr I stand by what I said & the words I used. Yes I have standards, I think everyone should have. I am also undoubtedly extremely picky about who I choose to share my body with. If that's a bad thing then so be it. I don't think I am in any way better than anyone else, but I do value myself & will not compromise on that. " As is your perogative. I stand by my belief that "I don't think I'm better than anyone else" and "I won't meet/interact with X because I have standards" are mutually exclusive statements. Mr | |||
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