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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have a seemingly healthy,no sign of injury, can spread wings Gull taken up residence in the rear courtyard at work. Its quick on its feet, already popped inside for a look about. For some reason it can't manage or want to fly. I've left some water out for it. No idea if boy or girl. Maybe a female looking to find a place to lay her eggs?

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

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I'd phone the RSPCA for advice...it may have injuries that you can't see that are preventing it from flying, or it may just not have the room it needs to take off and get over the courtyard walls, they're pretty big birds

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd phone the RSPCA for advice...it may have injuries that you can't see that are preventing it from flying, or it may just not have the room it needs to take off and get over the courtyard walls, they're pretty big birds "

This particular Gull is large. I tried chasing it and clapping to shock it, and take flight but it would only run.

I'll give it an hour or so and if it is still there, I'll contact RSPCA

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Probly just flagellin Give its space might be a couple days and then it will flyaway put some water out..

If not away in 2 day call rspca.

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By *iscreet-is-paramountMan
over a year ago

somewhere only we know.

Catapult.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a bag of chips. You'll have it eating out of your hand

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Probly just flagellin Give its space might be a couple days and then it will flyaway put some water out..

If not away in 2 day call rspca."

Flagellin ?

Yes I have left it some water.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

No such thing as a seagull

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Probly just flagellin Give its space might be a couple days and then it will flyaway put some water out..

If not away in 2 day call rspca.

Flagellin ?

Yes I have left it some water.

"

Fledgling

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By *oGDomMan
over a year ago

Barry

I checked this thread expecting to read about wide-eyed men who, reacting to the flashing of a car's headlights, emerge from woodland to ejaculate over the side of a dogger's car only to find out its actually a mundane chat about "Larus argentatus". Gutted.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Probly just flagellin Give its space might be a couple days and then it will flyaway put some water out..

If not away in 2 day call rspca.

Flagellin ?

Yes I have left it some water.

Fledgling "

Don't think it is. Its adult white feathers are full grown and the bird is almost a foot tall.

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London


"Get a bag of chips. You'll have it eating out of your hand "

You'll have it eating your hand.

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay


"Probly just flagellin Give its space might be a couple days and then it will flyaway put some water out..

If not away in 2 day call rspca.

Flagellin ?

Yes I have left it some water.

Fledgling

Don't think it is. Its adult white feathers are full grown and the bird is almost a foot tall."

Do not repeat not give it an Alka seltzer, even if it looks like it has indigestion

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get a bag of chips. You'll have it eating out of your hand

You'll have it eating your hand."

Its already had a quick nibble when I put it out earlier wrapped in a tea towel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not really an expert but I do know that if you wave a chip around in the air, it'll be snapped up within seconds.

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

Seagulls Vs nesting crows, crows win. It's been very interesting to watch

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Hopefully the seagull is a young one who will fly away after a little while. Do the RSPCA do much with birds?

I thought it was hard to treat birds

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I took a wounded pigeon to the vet. They said it couldn't be saved and put it down free of charge.

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

Kill it..

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Kill it.. "

Why?

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Have a word with resident expert Cliff..

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La


"Kill it..

Why?"

They are the rats of they sky. Can't eat down the beach now ad they will just take out your hands.. the mess they make ripping open rubbish, when chick's hatch if your unlucky enough to have best on your roof you sice with death every time you go In or out. Ny neighbour has out a massive net across their garden as they were swoopjng down attacking his dogs.. they really are a problem here amd don't help people feed the buggers.

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Vermin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kill it.. "

Just phone the RSPCA, they will do it anyway

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Are they good eating ?

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West


"I checked this thread expecting to read about wide-eyed men who, reacting to the flashing of a car's headlights, emerge from woodland to ejaculate over the side of a dogger's car only to find out its actually a mundane chat about "Larus argentatus". Gutted. "

You've made my day. Thank you.

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

They are the size of wolf ducks ...is it legal to eat a seagull.?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Probly just flagellin Give its space might be a couple days and then it will flyaway put some water out..

If not away in 2 day call rspca.

Flagellin ?

Yes I have left it some water.

Fledgling

Don't think it is. Its adult white feathers are full grown and the bird is almost a foot tall.

Do not repeat not give it an Alka seltzer, even if it looks like it has indigestion"

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Are we allowed to eat them and what do they taste like ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it a baby seagull you can tell by the mottled brown with black spots. They are fed to well in the nest. To heavy to fly. They lose weight whilst on ground till they can fly. It will fly away.

It is illegal to kill a sea gull in Wales and certain species in England

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman
over a year ago

lancashire


"I have a seemingly healthy,no sign of injury, can spread wings Gull taken up residence in the rear courtyard at work. Its quick on its feet, already popped inside for a look about. For some reason it can't manage or want to fly. I've left some water out for it. No idea if boy or girl. Maybe a female looking to find a place to lay her eggs?

"

Yes phone the RSPCA...don't let it nest as you will not be allowed to move it legally as they are protected, you could try throwing a large towel over it and moving it out away from your garden/home then see what happens with it...

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Is it legal to shoot them ?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

OP, if it's not gone in a day or so, Google a local bird rescue. We have a couple around here who deal solely with birds.

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

But what do the buggers taste like .. Duck?

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La


"Kill it..

Just phone the RSPCA, they will do it anyway "

They do. I don't understand why they don't do more about the numbers. Every be all like " ah they're a bird and balh blah." No they are a problem now. The same with foxes coming further in the towns..its the people who feed them making it more a problem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One time I found a seagull on my balcony. It seemed in some distress and exhausted. I left it some water and in a few hours it disappeared. I realised it had probably flown across the channel and just needed a place to rest for a bit. The smarter seagulls sit on the back of the ferry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reminds me of a nightmare scenario I had a few years back while working in a small shop in Galway.

Heard something Hitchcockesque, went out back to find tow seagulls having either a shag or fight had fallen into a small courtyard space about 25 foot square which had recently lost its cover. They were probably doing whatever on the roof next door and fell in.

One managed to levitate and escape. The other I eventually had to coax out through the shop courtesy of a bun donated by restaurant next door.

I can still see the look on the face of the woman who tuned around to see me tempting it there shop....

Fecker then proceeded to attack people on the street. Local animal protection didn't want to know and kept saying it would find its wings eventually.

Last I saw it was chasing some skinny lad's ankles who should have been wearing socks anyway

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

But what do the buggers taste like ?

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By *oGDomMan
over a year ago

Barry


"I checked this thread expecting to read about wide-eyed men who, reacting to the flashing of a car's headlights, emerge from woodland to ejaculate over the side of a dogger's car only to find out its actually a mundane chat about "Larus argentatus". Gutted.

You've made my day. Thank you. "

You are very welcome!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we got a hawk and as soon as he appears the sky clears.

he sits on the fence looking mean.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Gulls are protected by law. There is no such thing as a “seagull” (as pointed out by a person above”

It is fledging season, the bird the OP has encountered is probably lacking in confidence and a little confused. If you are able make a step construction out of boxes to encourage the bird to “hop” up and down them that would probably help. Do not feed it, necessity in the mother of all invention..... including flight.

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"Gulls are protected by law. There is no such thing as a “seagull” (as pointed out by a person above”

It is fledging season, the bird the OP has encountered is probably lacking in confidence and a little confused. If you are able make a step construction out of boxes to encourage the bird to “hop” up and down them that would probably help. Do not feed it, necessity in the mother of all invention..... including flight. "

So we can't eat a seagull ?

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Gulls are protected by law. There is no such thing as a “seagull” (as pointed out by a person above”

It is fledging season, the bird the OP has encountered is probably lacking in confidence and a little confused. If you are able make a step construction out of boxes to encourage the bird to “hop” up and down them that would probably help. Do not feed it, necessity in the mother of all invention..... including flight.

So we can't eat a seagull ?"

In prison Tom you can eat whatever you like, mostly cock I suspect.

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Who has tasted seagull ?.

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By *eedsmale36Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"Who has tasted seagull ?."

Most people who eat Chinese takeaway

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Does it taste like duck or chicken?

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La


"Gulls are protected by law. There is no such thing as a “seagull” (as pointed out by a person above”

It is fledging season, the bird the OP has encountered is probably lacking in confidence and a little confused. If you are able make a step construction out of boxes to encourage the bird to “hop” up and down them that would probably help. Do not feed it, necessity in the mother of all invention..... including flight. "

Exactly that. Just don't feed them.

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