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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

and hit my chest on first spurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What was the measurable distance

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What was the measurable distance"

About ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and hit my chest on first spurt

Nice one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What was the measurable distance

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I had a wank and I liked it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"and hit my chest on first spurt

Nice one!"

I might paint a target on my chest for next time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really hate it when you shoot yourself in the face / all up the wall.

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"I really hate it when you shoot yourself in the face / all up the wall. "

Gotta be in the shower then

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"and hit my chest on first spurt

I did that once, landed in my belly button, and that’s where my phobia started!!!

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"What was the measurable distance"

Are you suggesting a challenge?

A new Olympics event, perhaps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really hate it when you shoot yourself in the face / all up the wall. "

Or when it flies past your head and hits the people behind you on the bus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really hate it when you shoot yourself in the face / all up the wall.

Gotta be in the shower then

Definitely end up in the shower! And waging the damned pillowcases

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*washing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really hate it when you shoot yourself in the face / all up the wall.

Or when it flies past your head and hits the people behind you on the bus"

Hahaha buswanker!

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"I really hate it when you shoot yourself in the face / all up the wall.

Or when it flies past your head and hits the people behind you on the bus

Hahaha buswanker!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"and hit my chest on first spurt

I did that once, landed in my belly button, and that’s where my phobia started!!!"

That's what the belly button is for - the Cum Collector

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I really hate it when you shoot yourself in the face / all up the wall. "

My partner once sent me a video and he got cum in his own beard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really hate it when you shoot yourself in the face / all up the wall.

My partner once sent me a video and he got cum in his own beard

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Genuinely worried this might happen

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"I really hate it when you shoot yourself in the face / all up the wall.

My partner once sent me a video and he got cum in his own beard

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Haha I’d shave my beard off, leave fab, and never be seen again

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I really hate it when you shoot yourself in the face / all up the wall.

My partner once sent me a video and he got cum in his own beard

Haha I’d shave my beard off, leave fab, and never be seen again

You poor, delicate little creature

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Did you wipe it up with your finger and lick it clean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really hate it when you shoot yourself in the face / all up the wall.

Or when it flies past your head and hits the people behind you on the bus"

I felt that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought cum was always collected in a crusty yellow cum sock.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Tonbridge

"What was the measurable distance

Is that on a tablet or a phone? There is a significant difference.

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

"and hit my chest on first spurt

A “rub and tug” masseuse that I know was telling me that she was tossing a guy off one day and the first spurt landed in his own mouth.

A mixture of feelings for the bloke ... the euphoria of release, being impressed with the stance, offset to some extent by having a mouth full of his own jizz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you wipe it up with your finger and lick it clean?"

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a wank

Where?"

There on the stair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really hate it when you shoot yourself in the face / all up the wall.

Or when it flies past your head and hits the people behind you on the bus"

Last time that happened to me, I was just sat there minding my own business and bammm, it took me ages to get the jiz out my hair!!

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"I had a wank

Where?

There on the stair. "

Where on the stair?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really hate it when you shoot yourself in the face / all up the wall.

My partner once sent me a video and he got cum in his own beard

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Tonbridge

"I had a wank

Where?

There on the stair. "

A little wank with clogs on? Well I declare.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"I really hate it when you shoot yourself in the face / all up the wall.

My partner once sent me a video and he got cum in his own beard

Genuinely worried this might happen"

Not to sound too pervy or anything but if it does send me a picture

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"I had a wank

Where?

There on the stair.

A little wank with clogs on? Well I declare. "

Going fap-fappity-fap on the stair.

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"I really hate it when you shoot yourself in the face / all up the wall.

My partner once sent me a video and he got cum in his own beard

Genuinely worried this might happen

Not to sound too pervy or anything but if it does send me a picture

Not to sound too pervy? What's 'too pervy' lol

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"What was the measurable distance

Good job I’ve got a 12” rule

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"I really hate it when you shoot yourself in the face / all up the wall.

My partner once sent me a video and he got cum in his own beard

Genuinely worried this might happen

Not to sound too pervy or anything but if it does send me a picture

Not to sound too pervy? What's 'too pervy' lol"

Me taking the picture

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"I really hate it when you shoot yourself in the face / all up the wall.

My partner once sent me a video and he got cum in his own beard

Genuinely worried this might happen

Not to sound too pervy or anything but if it does send me a picture

Not to sound too pervy? What's 'too pervy' lol

Me taking the picture

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Were you hunched over?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did you wipe it up with your finger and lick it clean?"

No, I left it there to dry.

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By *iscreet-is-paramountMan
over a year ago

cumbrai/lancs and beyond !

I've hit the ceiling on more than one occasion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and hit my chest on first spurt

Bound to happen if you’re wanking lying on the floor and got your legs up the wall.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Were you hunched over? "

Noooooo, lying down stretched out.

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Were you hunched over?

Noooooo, lying down stretched out."

But you have a dwarfish chest?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Were you hunched over?

Noooooo, lying down stretched out.

But you have a dwarfish chest? "

You'll have to check my gallery and decide for yourself (it's a manly chest with pert moobs).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really hate it when you shoot yourself in the face / all up the wall.

My partner once sent me a video and he got cum in his own beard

Genuinely worried this might happen

Not to sound too pervy or anything but if it does send me a picture

Send it? You’re taking it!

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Were you hunched over?

Noooooo, lying down stretched out.

But you have a dwarfish chest?

You'll have to check my gallery and decide for yourself (it's a manly chest with pert moobs)."

So you do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Were you hunched over?

Noooooo, lying down stretched out.

But you have a dwarfish chest?

You'll have to check my gallery and decide for yourself (it's a manly chest with pert moobs).

So you do

It's my homage to Michaelangelo's David

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By *een WatcherMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"and hit my chest on first spurt

I've hit the headboard behind my head while still getting it in my hair and on my face for the first 3 spurts now I've learnt to point it to left or right now however it still ends up on my shoulders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and hit my chest on first spurt

I've hit the headboard behind my head while still getting it in my hair and on my face for the first 3 spurts now I've learnt to point it to left or right now however it still ends up on my shoulders "

^^^ this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"and hit my chest on first spurt

For those about to spurt, we salute you

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

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"I really hate it when you shoot yourself in the face / all up the wall.

My partner once sent me a video and he got cum in his own beard

Genuinely worried this might happen

Not to sound too pervy or anything but if it does send me a picture

Send it? You’re taking it!"

Yesssssss

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

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"I really hate it when you shoot yourself in the face / all up the wall.

Or when it flies past your head and hits the people behind you on the bus

Last time that happened to me, I was just sat there minding my own business and bammm, it took me ages to get the jiz out my hair!! "

Lesson learned i hope don't go on buses with Noochie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a wank and I liked it. "

"Taste of its cherry chap-stick" is that what you were going for?

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