FabSwingers.com forum: You're all gorgeous

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Johnny Depp has bad teeth, George Clooney has Lego hair, Kim Kardashian farts in bed, Tom Hardy's breath smells like pickled onion Monster Munch.

Nobody is perfect to everybody, but everybody is a perfect you. Embrace yourselves, you're all gorgeous.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Na I'm not gorgeous I've been told I'm a handsome bastard

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

They all have lots of money though!

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By *hocCock1Man
over a year ago

Southampton

"Johnny Depp has bad teeth, George Clooney has Lego hair, Kim Kardashian farts in bed, Tom Hardy's breath smells like pickled onion Monster Munch.

Nobody is perfect to everybody, but everybody is a perfect you. Embrace yourselves, you're all gorgeous."

Thank you kind sir

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By *rueone71Man
over a year ago

Hiding in the Barnes

I`m pretty but I`m not beautiful.

I sin but I`m not the devil.

I`m good but I`m not an angel.

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

If everyone is special, then no one is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I look in the mirror that's what I repeat to myself - 'You're gorgeous'. And then I give myself a wink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I look in the mirror that's what I repeat to myself - 'You're gorgeous'. And then I give myself a wink."

I do this too mate thought I was the only one..... Still waiting to see the wink in the reflection though...

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"I`m pretty but I`m not beautiful.

I sin but I`m not the devil.

I`m good but I`m not an angel. "

Love it

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I get the sentiment mate and I appreciate it.. but ...

I'm not and never will be beautiful.. I have a brain and I do OK on here but i will never class myself as beautiful even if someone tells me a thousand times.

But the thing is, is that I'm OK with it .. I am what I am , slightly below average probably

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Johnny Depp has bad teeth, George Clooney has Lego hair, Kim Kardashian farts in bed, Tom Hardy's breath smells like pickled onion Monster Munch.

I like Pickled Onion Monster Munch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It wouldn’t hurt you to say it a little more often, some days I feel quite the opposite, that’s when I need picking up.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I don't feel it.

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

Because you’rrrrrrre gorgeous, I’d do anything for yoooooou….

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm alright I suppose x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm alright I suppose x"

Yeah......... just

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By *osweet69Couple
over a year ago

portsmouth

"Johnny Depp has bad teeth, George Clooney has Lego hair, Kim Kardashian farts in bed, Tom Hardy's breath smells like pickled onion Monster Munch.

Nobody is perfect to everybody, but everybody is a perfect you. Embrace yourselves, you're all gorgeous."
But some of you are more gorgeous than others.

(runs and hides)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If everyone is special, then no one is."

Ooo that's deep!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I'm alright I suppose x

Yeah......... just

I do just fine when it's pitch black

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't feel it. "

You are gorgeous inside and out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm alright I suppose x

Yeah......... just

I do just fine when it's pitch black

Oh do you now

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I'm alright I suppose x

Yeah......... just

I do just fine when it's pitch black

Oh do you now

And even then he is blindfolded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm my hubby's everything and that's all that matters to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm alright I suppose x

Yeah......... just

I do just fine when it's pitch black

Oh do you now

And even then he is blindfolded

I had heard, now this is only hearsay that your such a good host you put down water for the guide dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I look in the mirror that's what I repeat to myself - 'You're gorgeous'. And then I give myself a wink."
I read that as wank

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I'm alright I suppose x

Yeah......... just

I do just fine when it's pitch black

Oh do you now

And even then he is blindfolded

I had heard, now this is only hearsay that your such a good host you put down water for the guide dog

The rumours are true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm alright I suppose x

Yeah......... just

I do just fine when it's pitch black

Oh do you now

And even then he is blindfolded

I had heard, now this is only hearsay that your such a good host you put down water for the guide dog

The rumours are true

Don't believe it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll take it even if it's not true as I wake up with the best version of fraggle bed hair you've ever seen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im not bad for a Welsh bloke i guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll take it even if it's not true as I wake up with the best version of fraggle bed hair you've ever seen

Pic or it didn't happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll do I guess, I might be fast approaching fossilisation and I have a few more lumps than I care to have but not looking too shabby

Besides, we all look the same when the lights go out

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I love pickled onion Munster munch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like my spots.

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

"I love pickled onion Munster munch

Well what sort of barbarian doesn't?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Johnny Depp has bad teeth, George Clooney has Lego hair, Kim Kardashian farts in bed, Tom Hardy's breath smells like pickled onion Monster Munch.

Nobody is perfect to everybody, but everybody is a perfect you. Embrace yourselves, you're all gorgeous."

I’m passable thanks x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I love pickled onion Munster munch

My main requirement for a meet that

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"I'll do I guess, I might be fast approaching fossilisation and I have a few more lumps than I care to have but not looking too shabby

Besides, we all look the same when the lights go out

"Approaching fossilisation" love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love pickled onion Munster munch

Well what sort of barbarian doesn't?"

I don't. Yuck.

I'd rather be Barbarella than barbarian

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I'll take it even if it's not true as I wake up with the best version of fraggle bed hair you've ever seen

So Cute though

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By *ai24Man
over a year ago

Hull

Top bloke. Bravo.

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By *ourmand63Woman
over a year ago

Wakefield

"Johnny Depp has bad teeth, George Clooney has Lego hair, Kim Kardashian farts in bed, Tom Hardy's breath smells like pickled onion Monster Munch.

Nobody is perfect to everybody, but everybody is a perfect you. Embrace yourselves, you're all gorgeous."

Good morning and thank you. You too xx

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

"Im not bad for a Welsh bloke i guess

You’re gorgeous, I’m gorgeous, lots of us mystical rugged Celtic/Welsh types are flipping gorgeous

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By *rueone71Man
over a year ago

Hiding in the Barnes

"I`m pretty but I`m not beautiful.

I sin but I`m not the devil.

I`m good but I`m not an angel.

Love it "

Aww..thank you

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