FabSwingers.com forum: Hot tub etiquette

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You’re entertaining a group of friends and one of the guys gets a little too excited and accidentally shoots his dirty tatty water in the tub.

Does this mean all bets are off and play ends or do you carry on regardless dodging the floating Bob Monk as the evening progresses?

Love and Peace

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

Bet someone would try slurping it out with a straw

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ah, that’s why they’ve left straws out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's so funny

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Could be worse - a floating Lion Bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhh, the cum scum!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That's so funny

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

Meh, worse things happen at sea.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could be worse - a floating Lion Bar"

There’s a big spoon on the side for such an occasion.......... I think

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ahhh, the cum scum!

When it gets a bit tidal and it’s dangling off your chin is the worst part

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

I have a scum ball that soaks up mess but maybe I need as spunk ball as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Meh, worse things happen at sea."

But I don’t want to get pregnant

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Could be worse - a floating Lion Bar

There’s a big spoon on the side for such an occasion.......... I think

Fling it over the fence into number 45’s?

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Could be worse - a floating Lion Bar

There’s a big spoon on the side for such an occasion.......... I think

Fling it over the fence into number 45’s?"

Should be number 2’s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Won't all the piss quickly dissolve the spunk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahhh, the cum scum!

When it gets a bit tidal and it’s dangling off your chin is the worst part

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I wouldnt know!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could be worse - a floating Lion Bar

There’s a big spoon on the side for such an occasion.......... I think

Fling it over the fence into number 45’s?

Should be number 2’s

I’ll put it in next doors waterbutt

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ahhh, the cum scum!

When it gets a bit tidal and it’s dangling off your chin is the worst part

I wouldnt know!

Yeah, and you’ve never had it dangling off your chin before

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Won't all the piss quickly dissolve the spunk? "

This is very true but I need to get her to squirt for that

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Could be worse - a floating Lion Bar

There’s a big spoon on the side for such an occasion.......... I think

Fling it over the fence into number 45’s?

Should be number 2’s

Depends how good your throwing arm is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Won't all the piss quickly dissolve the spunk?

This is very true but I need to get her to squirt for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought this was going to be about covert farting

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Could be worse - a floating Lion Bar

There’s a big spoon on the side for such an occasion.......... I think

Fling it over the fence into number 45’s?

Should be number 2’s

Depends how good your throwing arm is!"

I’d use a fulcrum and make a hot tub poo expelling trebuchet.

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"I thought this was going to be about covert farting

Could be... depends where the spunk is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It'll be reet!! Just stick some fairy in and wash the dishes after!!

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Could be worse - a floating Lion Bar

There’s a big spoon on the side for such an occasion.......... I think

Fling it over the fence into number 45’s?

Should be number 2’s

Depends how good your throwing arm is!

I’d use a fulcrum and make a hot tub poo expelling trebuchet. "

Good idea!

Hopefully it won’t fall short and follow through on number 12’s green house

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I just heaved a little then Mr M

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought this was going to be about covert farting

That’s for when the leccy goes out and there’s no 50p’s left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is half

and half

Good times. Yuck.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It'll be reet!! Just stick some fairy in and wash the dishes after!!

I don’t know what’d be worse, a bit of Bob Monk or some fairy in yer eye

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just heaved a little then Mr M

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This thread is half

and half

Good times. Yuck. "

It’s educational

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

This is one of the reasons I'm not keen on sex baths.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I am in a hot tub in a group I would be expecting to get covered in everyone’s anyway so

Just continue on I am classy that way

Ooo god no run for the hills and get out off there ha ha

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

They ain't nicknamed jizz tubs for nothing. Makes you wonder what they find stuck in the filters on hire ones & how often they clean them out. If they actually do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is one of the reasons I'm not keen on sex baths. "

A nice bit of human soup

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I am in a hot tub in a group I would be expecting to get covered in everyone’s anyway so

Just continue on I am classy that way

Ooo god no run for the hills and get out off there ha ha "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They ain't nicknamed jizz tubs for nothing. Makes you wonder what they find stuck in the filters on hire ones & how often they clean them out. If they actually do

Exactly what I was thinking

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"They ain't nicknamed jizz tubs for nothing. Makes you wonder what they find stuck in the filters on hire ones & how often they clean them out. If they actually do

Exactly what I was thinking

Dear God I want to

. I change our filters daily & none of that funny business happens in it either!!

J x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They ain't nicknamed jizz tubs for nothing. Makes you wonder what they find stuck in the filters on hire ones & how often they clean them out. If they actually do

I just barfed a little in my mouth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They ain't nicknamed jizz tubs for nothing. Makes you wonder what they find stuck in the filters on hire ones & how often they clean them out. If they actually do

Exactly what I was thinking

Dear God I want to

. I change our filters daily & none of that funny business happens in it either!!

J x"

I thought that’s exactly what goes on in them - funny business

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Hard.shoulder of the M1

If the water is hot enough it should cook, then you can just flick it out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If the water is hot enough it should cook, then you can just flick it out. "

I’m laughing when I know I shouldn’t be

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Ahhh, the cum scum!

Post of the decade.

Pinching this phrase with pride.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"If the water is hot enough it should cook, then you can just flick it out. "

Oh dear lord

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If the water is hot enough it should cook, then you can just flick it out.

Oh dear lord

You'll never look at a poached egg the same Babs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If the water is hot enough it should cook, then you can just flick it out.

Oh dear lord

You'll never look at a poached egg the same Babs

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"They ain't nicknamed jizz tubs for nothing. Makes you wonder what they find stuck in the filters on hire ones & how often they clean them out. If they actually do

Exactly what I was thinking

Dear God I want to

. I change our filters daily & none of that funny business happens in it either!!

J x

I thought that’s exactly what goes on in them - funny business

Not in ours!!

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

"If the water is hot enough it should cook, then you can just flick it out.

Oh dear lord

You'll never look at a poached egg the same Babs

I was just thinking the exact same & laughing my head off

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