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By *andK OP Couple
over a year ago

Norfolk

suck a fruit pastille until it is no more?

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Been there, done that

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Are we talking about our lips and mouths?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wine gums, definitely, as I do not like chewing them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no i end up chewing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are we talking about our lips and mouths? "

oooo naughty

It's a bit like doughnuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what do you think ?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Are we talking about our lips and mouths?

oooo naughty

It's a bit like doughnuts"

Will we have pictures showing cocks with fruit pastilles next?

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Are we talking about our lips and mouths?

oooo naughty

It's a bit like doughnuts

Will we have pictures showing cocks with fruit pastilles next?"
What... like others use Lynx...only now they are using a roll of fruit pastilles????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

gawd that's all we need lol

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

If fruit pastilles are the new Lynx... we would be short changed.... me thinks

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By *onboy777Man
over a year ago

Newark

"Are we talking about our lips and mouths?

oooo naughty

It's a bit like doughnuts

Will we have pictures showing cocks with fruit pastilles next?"

Theres an idea for someone

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Are we talking about our lips and mouths?

oooo naughty

It's a bit like doughnuts

Will we have pictures showing cocks with fruit pastilles next?What... like others use Lynx...only now they are using a roll of fruit pastilles???? "

I hadn't even thought of that! I envisaged 'how many fruit pastilles can you fit along the length?' or maybe 'how many for your girth?' It makes them easier to suck if they are out of the packaging.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

It makes them easier to suck if they are out of the packaging."
What... the fruit pastilles or the cock...?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It makes them easier to suck if they are out of the packaging.What... the fruit pastilles or the cock...? "

A fruit pastille with a cock might make some of them taste better.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

It makes them easier to suck if they are out of the packaging.What... the fruit pastilles or the cock...?

A fruit pastille with a cock might make some of them taste better."
Ouch lol - think I ll settle for my fav colour then... the deep purple ones...

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By *andK OP Couple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Are we talking about our lips and mouths? "

I'm not fussy - you can try either

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By *andK OP Couple
over a year ago

Norfolk

blimey I asked a sensible question

and it turns in to a cock measuring thread

I wonder where this will end up lol

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"blimey I asked a sensible question

and it turns in to a cock measuring thread

I wonder where this will end up lol"
It is usually down to your mere presence...;-)

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"blimey I asked a sensible question

and it turns in to a cock measuring thread

I wonder where this will end up lol"

probably in a political argument..

or someone who likes spangles getting arsey cos the spangle afficionado's are being overlooked..

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By *andK OP Couple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"blimey I asked a sensible question

and it turns in to a cock measuring thread

I wonder where this will end up lol

probably in a political argument..

or someone who likes spangles getting arsey cos the spangle afficionado's are being overlooked..

no not spangles , unless it's the orange ones of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can get a stack of fruit polos on mine... If that helps...

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By *andK OP Couple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"blimey I asked a sensible question

and it turns in to a cock measuring thread

I wonder where this will end up lolIt is usually down to your mere presence...;-) "

I'll buy you a present, do you want flowers or chocolates?

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"blimey I asked a sensible question

and it turns in to a cock measuring thread

I wonder where this will end up lolIt is usually down to your mere presence...;-)

I'll buy you a present, do you want flowers or chocolates?"
That will depend on where you wish to insert them?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

see, told you..

spangles are divisive..

little known fact that spangle division led to the english civil war..

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By *andK OP Couple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"blimey I asked a sensible question

and it turns in to a cock measuring thread

I wonder where this will end up lolIt is usually down to your mere presence...;-)

I'll buy you a present, do you want flowers or chocolates?That will depend on where you wish to insert them? "

well flowers would go in a vase and chocolates in a mouth I would assume but then that could make an ass out of u and me

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"blimey I asked a sensible question

and it turns in to a cock measuring thread

I wonder where this will end up lolIt is usually down to your mere presence...;-)

I'll buy you a present, do you want flowers or chocolates?That will depend on where you wish to insert them?

well flowers would go in a vase and chocolates in a mouth I would assume but then that could make an ass out of u and me

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I couldnt think of another variation

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By *andK OP Couple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"blimey I asked a sensible question

and it turns in to a cock measuring thread

I wonder where this will end up lolIt is usually down to your mere presence...;-)

I'll buy you a present, do you want flowers or chocolates?That will depend on where you wish to insert them?

well flowers would go in a vase and chocolates in a mouth I would assume but then that could make an ass out of u and me

I couldnt think of another variation

phew, we are on the same wavelength on that one then

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"blimey I asked a sensible question

and it turns in to a cock measuring thread

I wonder where this will end up lolIt is usually down to your mere presence...;-)

I'll buy you a present, do you want flowers or chocolates?That will depend on where you wish to insert them?

well flowers would go in a vase and chocolates in a mouth I would assume but then that could make an ass out of u and me

I couldnt think of another variation

phew, we are on the same wavelength on that one then

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See.. you brought the length back in again...;-)

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By *andK OP Couple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"blimey I asked a sensible question

and it turns in to a cock measuring thread

I wonder where this will end up lolIt is usually down to your mere presence...;-)

I'll buy you a present, do you want flowers or chocolates?That will depend on where you wish to insert them?

well flowers would go in a vase and chocolates in a mouth I would assume but then that could make an ass out of u and me

I couldnt think of another variation

phew, we are on the same wavelength on that one then

See.. you brought the length back in again...;-)"

what was that programme called? oh yes I remember. Never mind the quality, feel the width

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"blimey I asked a sensible question

and it turns in to a cock measuring thread

I wonder where this will end up lolIt is usually down to your mere presence...;-)

I'll buy you a present, do you want flowers or chocolates?That will depend on where you wish to insert them?

well flowers would go in a vase and chocolates in a mouth I would assume but then that could make an ass out of u and me

I couldnt think of another variation

phew, we are on the same wavelength on that one then

See.. you brought the length back in again...;-)

what was that programme called? oh yes I remember. Never mind the quality, feel the width

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Its called... how to get to 8.... in six weeks...Mind they might have been talking about abdominals...;-)

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By *andK OP Couple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"blimey I asked a sensible question

and it turns in to a cock measuring thread

I wonder where this will end up lolIt is usually down to your mere presence...;-)

I'll buy you a present, do you want flowers or chocolates?That will depend on where you wish to insert them?

well flowers would go in a vase and chocolates in a mouth I would assume but then that could make an ass out of u and me

I couldnt think of another variation

phew, we are on the same wavelength on that one then

See.. you brought the length back in again...;-)

what was that programme called? oh yes I remember. Never mind the quality, feel the width

Its called... how to get to 8.... in six weeks...Mind they might have been talking about abdominals...;-)"

I just got to 8 in 4 seconds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My. Fruit pastilles come. Loose in A big bag, and I'm sooking my way through some at the moment.

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By *andK OP Couple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"My. Fruit pastilles come. Loose in A big bag, and I'm sooking my way through some at the moment.

guess what - so are we, but there aren't many left now because we keep trying and trying lol

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Put one on my tongue, send me to bed, it will be there in the morning

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"My. Fruit pastilles come. Loose in A big bag, and I'm sooking my way through some at the moment.

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You re such a decadent lady....;-)

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over a year ago

"My. Fruit pastilles come. Loose in A big bag, and I'm sooking my way through some at the moment.

You re such a decadent lady....;-)"

......... Still sucking though

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By *andK OP Couple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"My. Fruit pastilles come. Loose in A big bag, and I'm sooking my way through some at the moment.

You re such a decadent lady....;-)"

Lose decadent women with A mmmmmmmmmmm I should be so lucky

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"My. Fruit pastilles come. Loose in A big bag, and I'm sooking my way through some at the moment.

You re such a decadent lady....;-)

Lose decadent women with A mmmmmmmmmmm I should be so lucky

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Trust you to jump on Laine... figuratively speaking of course...;-)

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"blimey I asked a sensible question

and it turns in to a cock measuring thread

I wonder where this will end up lolIt is usually down to your mere presence...;-)

I'll buy you a present, do you want flowers or chocolates?That will depend on where you wish to insert them?

well flowers would go in a vase and chocolates in a mouth I would assume but then that could make an ass out of u and me

I couldnt think of another variation

You don't have a vase!

ba-doom-tish! thang yew, thang yew I'm here all week

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By *andK OP Couple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"My. Fruit pastilles come. Loose in A big bag, and I'm sooking my way through some at the moment.

You re such a decadent lady....;-)

Lose decadent women with A mmmmmmmmmmm I should be so lucky

Trust you to jump on Laine... figuratively speaking of course...;-)"

I thought women was plural

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"blimey I asked a sensible question

and it turns in to a cock measuring thread

I wonder where this will end up lolIt is usually down to your mere presence...;-)

I'll buy you a present, do you want flowers or chocolates?That will depend on where you wish to insert them?

well flowers would go in a vase and chocolates in a mouth I would assume but then that could make an ass out of u and me

I couldnt think of another variation

You don't have a vase!

ba-doom-tish! thang yew, thang yew I'm here all week

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Damn, dint think of that

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"My. Fruit pastilles come. Loose in A big bag, and I'm sooking my way through some at the moment.

You re such a decadent lady....;-)

Lose decadent women with A mmmmmmmmmmm I should be so lucky

Trust you to jump on Laine... figuratively speaking of course...;-)

I thought women was plural

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I rest.... something... possibly my case , your honour

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By *andK OP Couple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"My. Fruit pastilles come. Loose in A big bag, and I'm sooking my way through some at the moment.

You re such a decadent lady....;-)

Lose decadent women with A mmmmmmmmmmm I should be so lucky

Trust you to jump on Laine... figuratively speaking of course...;-)

I thought women was plural

I rest.... something... possibly my case , your honour

no need for a case unless it's full of sexy undies that you want to model for me

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"blimey I asked a sensible question

and it turns in to a cock measuring thread

I wonder where this will end up lolIt is usually down to your mere presence...;-)

I'll buy you a present, do you want flowers or chocolates?That will depend on where you wish to insert them?

well flowers would go in a vase and chocolates in a mouth I would assume but then that could make an ass out of u and me

I couldnt think of another variation

You don't have a vase!

ba-doom-tish! thang yew, thang yew I'm here all week

Damn, dint think of that

It's a very old joke honey.

Rita and Sue are having coffee when Rita says wearily "Bob brought me roses yesterday"

"Why so fed up about it? I'd love to get roses" says Sue.

"Well when he brings me flowers it always leads to me lying on the bed with my legs in the air"

"You don't have a vase!"

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By *utumnWoman
over a year ago

leeds

back to fruit pastilles.... About 10 yrs ago Leeds University got a £50,000 grant to investigate if the advertising hype was true!!!

Why didn't they just ask us!

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By *andK OP Couple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"back to fruit pastilles.... About 10 yrs ago Leeds University got a £50,000 grant to investigate if the advertising hype was true!!!

Why didn't they just ask us!"

wow that many pastilles would keep me occupied for erm let me think, about a month

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I cant

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall

i used to love the fruit pastiles in a box when i went to the cinema havent seen em for years lol

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"i used to love the fruit pastiles in a box when i went to the cinema havent seen em for years lol

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Trouble is .... nobody likes the green ones... or do they?

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

You can't tell in the dark

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By *andK OP Couple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"i used to love the fruit pastiles in a box when i went to the cinema havent seen em for years lol

Trouble is .... nobody likes the green ones... or do they? "

I do!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"i used to love the fruit pastiles in a box when i went to the cinema havent seen em for years lol

Trouble is .... nobody likes the green ones... or do they?

I do! "
We should get married! I have never met anybody more compatible than this...

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By *andK OP Couple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"i used to love the fruit pastiles in a box when i went to the cinema havent seen em for years lol

Trouble is .... nobody likes the green ones... or do they?

I do! We should get married! I have never met anybody more compatible than this...

what an offer mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (don't tell K though lol)

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

"i used to love the fruit pastiles in a box when i went to the cinema havent seen em for years lol

Trouble is .... nobody likes the green ones... or do they?

I do! We should get married! I have never met anybody more compatible than this...

Pffft

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"i used to love the fruit pastiles in a box when i went to the cinema havent seen em for years lol

Trouble is .... nobody likes the green ones... or do they?

I do! We should get married! I have never met anybody more compatible than this...

what an offer mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (don't tell K though lol) "
I wont! I promise! We can probably keep this from everybody... our little secret

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By *andK OP Couple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"i used to love the fruit pastiles in a box when i went to the cinema havent seen em for years lol

Trouble is .... nobody likes the green ones... or do they?

I do! We should get married! I have never met anybody more compatible than this...

what an offer mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (don't tell K though lol) I wont! I promise! We can probably keep this from everybody... our little secret

I think we've cracked it then

xxxxx

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"i used to love the fruit pastiles in a box when i went to the cinema havent seen em for years lol

Trouble is .... nobody likes the green ones... or do they?

I do! We should get married! I have never met anybody more compatible than this...

what an offer mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (don't tell K though lol) I wont! I promise! We can probably keep this from everybody... our little secret

I think we've cracked it then

xxxxx"
And.. no need for ceremony - just do the deed and I ll give you all my ....

green ones

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By *acktilMan
over a year ago

Tewkesbury

"suck a fruit pastille until it is no more?

Every time. Can you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are we talking about our lips and mouths?

oooo naughty

It's a bit like doughnuts

Will we have pictures showing cocks with fruit pastilles next?"

Is that a challenge???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"blimey I asked a sensible question

and it turns in to a cock measuring thread

I wonder where this will end up lol

probably in a political argument..

or someone who likes spangles getting arsey cos the spangle afficionado's are being overlooked..

Not been able to buy Spangles since the early 80s

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