FabSwingers.com forum: Do zombies breathe

By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago

East London

If they're dead they won't be breathing will they?

So, how do they make those horrible zombie moans without air moving through their vocal chords?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no sex because of lockdown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waiting for someone to complain this is asked every other day and OP should do a forum search.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Firstly.. Good point I'd never thought of that.

Secondly... Your mind is a scary place Jo

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

The need to breath and the ability to do so are different things!

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

You'd never catch a zombie inhaling helium to make his zombie mates laugh at his little squeaky zombie voice.

It must be a tough burden for the zombie community to bear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If they're dead they won't be breathing will they?

So, how do they make those horrible zombie moans without air moving through their vocal chords?

Covid or a new Strain of it.. maybe we will have the Zombie strain soon...

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

That would make them good at oral

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That would make them good at oral

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By *awk90Man
over a year ago

Amsterdam

I assume their muscles still tense up, which may very well include air being pumped through their vocal chords!

Still, will depend on the detailed zombie flavour, I suppose

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By *orace pinkerMan
over a year ago

North west

"If they're dead they won't be breathing will they?

So, how do they make those horrible zombie moans without air moving through their vocal chords?

You've really thought about this haven't you

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple
over a year ago

Essex

"So, how do they make those horrible zombie moans without air moving through their vocal chords?

If there’s holes from damage and decay then it’ll work just like a wind instrument

If you kick one in the nads with good timing, I imagine you could get out out a pretty awesome ‘Scotland the brave’

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago

East London

"Waiting for someone to complain this is asked every other day and OP should do a forum search.

My dog ate my Forum rule book

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago

East London

"So, how do they make those horrible zombie moans without air moving through their vocal chords?

If there’s holes from damage and decay then it’ll work just like a wind instrument

If you kick one in the nads with good timing, I imagine you could get out out a pretty awesome ‘Scotland the brave’

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It's definitely coming from their glottis.

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago

East London

"If they're dead they won't be breathing will they?

So, how do they make those horrible zombie moans without air moving through their vocal chords?

You've really thought about this haven't you"

Well, I was making zombie noises at my dog, and was trying to see how long I could breathe out for.

That made me think about taking a breath; which led me to thinking how zombies make throat noises without breathing in and out.

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

If they can move they need to breath. Movement requires oxygen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If they're dead they won't be breathing will they?

So, how do they make those horrible zombie moans without air moving through their vocal chords?

You've really thought about this haven't you

Well, I was making zombie noises at my dog, and was trying to see how long I could breathe out for.

That made me think about taking a breath; which led me to thinking how zombies make throat noises without breathing in and out.

You can make throat noises without breathing.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

You all know they are not real don't you.

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

"You all know they are not real don't you. "

We found the first to perish in the upcoming zombie apocalypse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You all know they are not real don't you. "

One lives next door to me

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"If they're dead they won't be breathing will they?

So, how do they make those horrible zombie moans without air moving through their vocal chords?

They walk underwater, so can’t be breathing?

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"That would make them good at oral

I’d be scared they’d bite...

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

Romero & Garland Zombies, I'd say yes.

Vodun, not sure, as they're in a sort of suspended animation, I'd say maybe: they appear dead and are buried, but come back to life (somehow).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That would make them good at oral

I’d be scared they’d bite..."

Brings new meaning to skull fucking

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

They all go to lydls on Friday mornings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Waiting for someone to complain this is asked every other day and OP should do a forum search.

My dog ate my Forum rule book

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

I wonder if you could tazer one or turn a heart machine up to 11?

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Voodoo zombies or "night of living dead " type zombies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In reality if zombies could exist, the plasma in the zombies system would degenerate with 48 hours if the zombies were like Romero’s zombies. If you are referring to some kind of infection which made the host rabid, go to a feral state, then the survival without feeding would be longer. The first example the zombies don’t breathe as they are dead. The second example would require the host to be alive to function, so they would need t be able to breathe. But this is all fantasy.

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago

East London

"You all know they are not real don't you.

We found the first to perish in the upcoming zombie apocalypse "

Foolish people

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago

East London

"In reality if zombies could exist, the plasma in the zombies system would degenerate with 48 hours if the zombies were like Romero’s zombies. If you are referring to some kind of infection which made the host rabid, go to a feral state, then the survival without feeding would be longer. The first example the zombies don’t breathe as they are dead. The second example would require the host to be alive to function, so they would need t be able to breathe. But this is all fantasy."

I'm talking real zombies-AKA The Walking Dead, not virus-infected people who run really fucking fast

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago

East London

"If they're dead they won't be breathing will they?

So, how do they make those horrible zombie moans without air moving through their vocal chords?

They walk underwater, so can’t be breathing? "

Exactly, so how do they groan and make gargling noises?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"That would make them good at oral

I’d be scared they’d bite...

Brings new meaning to skull fucking

Was there an old meaning?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That would make them good at oral

I’d be scared they’d bite...

Brings new meaning to skull fucking

Was there an old meaning? "

To 'skull fuck' (or 'scool fulk' from Old Norse) is actually the transliteration of the mating call of the Norwegian Lesser Bedazzled Beaky Boomer

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By *elleRoseCouple
over a year ago

Malvern

Such a good question ?? And are u ok hun lol little concerned on ur zombie thoughts

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

"If they're dead they won't be breathing will they?

So, how do they make those horrible zombie moans without air moving through their vocal chords?

They walk underwater, so can’t be breathing?

Exactly, so how do they groan and make gargling noises?"

Not needing to breathe doesn't mean they can't take in and expel air. The lungs and diaphragm are still present.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Well here ia how to get a definitive answer.....

Go to a swingers club with some bait, a woman in lingerie usually does the trick and for an extra guarantee of catching a zombie, release the boobs.

Wait a few minutes and one of the walking wanking zombies will soon be along and biting at your bait.

As it appears with rotted fetid zombie dick in hand, quickly cover its head in a strong polythene bag and tighten it at the neck while minding its free hand as it reaches for your penis or boobs too (you have to be semi naked to blend in in this swingers club).

At this point, get your bait to strip and dance provocatively to encourage your caught walking wanking zombie to wank furiously and hopefully either breathe heavily into the bag on their head or not.....

And now you should have conclusive proof to your question......do zombies breathe?

P.s. move away from your zombie as we know they cum furiously

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago

East London

"If they're dead they won't be breathing will they?

So, how do they make those horrible zombie moans without air moving through their vocal chords?

They walk underwater, so can’t be breathing?

Exactly, so how do they groan and make gargling noises?

Not needing to breathe doesn't mean they can't take in and expel air. The lungs and diaphragm are still present."

That's breathing though, innit.

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

"If they're dead they won't be breathing will they?

So, how do they make those horrible zombie moans without air moving through their vocal chords?

They walk underwater, so can’t be breathing?

Exactly, so how do they groan and make gargling noises?

Not needing to breathe doesn't mean they can't take in and expel air. The lungs and diaphragm are still present.

That's breathing though, innit.

Arguably, though there's no exchange of oxygen and carbon dioxide. However, the argument was that zombies don't breathe because they're dead. I'd say they can, but don't need to. Same for vampires.

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago

East London

"If they're dead they won't be breathing will they?

So, how do they make those horrible zombie moans without air moving through their vocal chords?

They walk underwater, so can’t be breathing?

Exactly, so how do they groan and make gargling noises?

Not needing to breathe doesn't mean they can't take in and expel air. The lungs and diaphragm are still present.

That's breathing though, innit.

Arguably, though there's no exchange of oxygen and carbon dioxide. However, the argument was that zombies don't breathe because they're dead. I'd say they can, but don't need to. Same for vampires."

I suppose if arm and leg muscles worked, so would the diaphragm.

You can't kill one by holding it tight around the neck though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone watched Army of The Dead? And think the zombie queen was very very sexy! Or just me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If they're dead they won't be breathing will they?

So, how do they make those horrible zombie moans without air moving through their vocal chords?

Probably the same way they pull themselves up out of the ground and lurch around, and dance to the tune of Thriller?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If they're dead they won't be breathing will they?

So, how do they make those horrible zombie moans without air moving through their vocal chords?

Probably the same way they pull themselves up out of the ground and lurch around, and dance to the tune of Thriller? "

What happens if a different tune is played?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve always wondered why they need to eat, if they are dead. Presumably their digestive system still works. And why eat brains? Wouldn’t a bowl of cereal do?

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

Zombies are not dead, they are the dead coming back alive, thats why you need to go for the brain.

The brain controls everything. Some organs and muscles are awaken and some arn't.

I did a 3yr University study on zombies but we tend to call them the undead its more pc

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

"I’ve always wondered why they need to eat, if they are dead. Presumably their digestive system still works. And why eat brains? Wouldn’t a bowl of cereal do? "

Its because brains contain a different source of protein but they tend to eat any living flesh. Also cereal you have to get a bowl,milk,sugar and have you tried opening a weetabix packet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If they're dead they won't be breathing will they?

So, how do they make those horrible zombie moans without air moving through their vocal chords?

Probably the same way they pull themselves up out of the ground and lurch around, and dance to the tune of Thriller?

What happens if a different tune is played?"

All bets are off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I live in Ilfracombe so I will pop out and ask one for you ? If I am not back it because despite of popular believe I do have a brain , wish me luck x

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