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He got a D for his efforts.
Moral of the story, one of them, always read your kids homework
Have your kids ever dropped you in it..with hilarious consequences? | |||
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"No but a friend of mine did. They were talking about what them and their family had for breakfast. The child said my daddy has whiskey for breakfast. My friend got a phone call from school. Her husband worked permanent nights and always sat with the kids whilst they had their brekkie and had a whiskey before going to bed . "It shows how easily things can be so misconstrued | |||
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"No but a friend of mine did. They were talking about what them and their family had for breakfast. The child said my daddy has whiskey for breakfast. My friend got a phone call from school. Her husband worked permanent nights and always sat with the kids whilst they had their brekkie and had a whiskey before going to bed .
It shows how easily things can be so misconstrued "It really does! | |||
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"No but a friend of mine did. They were talking about what them and their family had for breakfast. The child said my daddy has whiskey for breakfast. My friend got a phone call from school. Her husband worked permanent nights and always sat with the kids whilst they had their brekkie and had a whiskey before going to bed .
It shows how easily things can be so misconstrued
It really does! "Can you imagine getting that phone call. In some cases, I bet it could lead to problems in trying to put them straight! | |||
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. My poor dad couldn't look me in the eye when I got in and left sharp . The little buggers were in their element  | |||
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"No but a friend of mine did. They were talking about what them and their family had for breakfast. The child said my daddy has whiskey for breakfast. My friend got a phone call from school. Her husband worked permanent nights and always sat with the kids whilst they had their brekkie and had a whiskey before going to bed .
It shows how easily things can be so misconstrued
It really does!
Can you imagine getting that phone call. In some cases, I bet it could lead to problems in trying to put them straight!"I know she was really upset about it to be honest! | |||
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"No but a friend of mine did. They were talking about what them and their family had for breakfast. The child said my daddy has whiskey for breakfast. My friend got a phone call from school. Her husband worked permanent nights and always sat with the kids whilst they had their brekkie and had a whiskey before going to bed .
It shows how easily things can be so misconstrued
It really does!
Can you imagine getting that phone call. In some cases, I bet it could lead to problems in trying to put them straight!
I know she was really upset about it to be honest! "I can imagine! Not nice to be in that situation and really worrying, even though you know, it was entirely innocent. | |||
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"My dad was babysitting my two terrors when I went to work, my mum come to meet me when I finished and her eyes were full of tears and she couldn't stop laughing. When I asked her what was wrong she said, your dad just phoned me saying to get to your house asap, when I got there the kids had found your vibrators and were showing your dad them and he was mortified and didn't know what to do so he phoned me . My poor dad couldn't look me in the eye when I got in and left sharp . The little buggers were in their element "Oh nooo lol Can he look you in the eyes now | |||
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"I saw a brilliant tik tok video where the hot milf is picking her young daughter up and asks how her play date went, daughter replies 'I think my friends dad is a burglar mum, he said he wants to smash your back doors in' "Wow...dad needs to be more careful with his thoughts | |||
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"My dad was babysitting my two terrors when I went to work, my mum come to meet me when I finished and her eyes were full of tears and she couldn't stop laughing. When I asked her what was wrong she said, your dad just phoned me saying to get to your house asap, when I got there the kids had found your vibrators and were showing your dad them and he was mortified and didn't know what to do so he phoned me . My poor dad couldn't look me in the eye when I got in and left sharp . The little buggers were in their element
Oh nooo lol
Can he look you in the eyes now "He can now but he doesn't look after the terrors anymore my mum does it  | |||
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"My dad was babysitting my two terrors when I went to work, my mum come to meet me when I finished and her eyes were full of tears and she couldn't stop laughing. When I asked her what was wrong she said, your dad just phoned me saying to get to your house asap, when I got there the kids had found your vibrators and were showing your dad them and he was mortified and didn't know what to do so he phoned me . My poor dad couldn't look me in the eye when I got in and left sharp . The little buggers were in their element
Oh nooo lol
Can he look you in the eyes now
He can now but he doesn't look after the terrors anymore my mum does it "I'm chuckling here | |||
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"My dad was babysitting my two terrors when I went to work, my mum come to meet me when I finished and her eyes were full of tears and she couldn't stop laughing. When I asked her what was wrong she said, your dad just phoned me saying to get to your house asap, when I got there the kids had found your vibrators and were showing your dad them and he was mortified and didn't know what to do so he phoned me . My poor dad couldn't look me in the eye when I got in and left sharp . The little buggers were in their element
Oh nooo lol
Can he look you in the eyes now
He can now but he doesn't look after the terrors anymore my mum does it
I'm chuckling here " I laughed about it a couple of hours later, my mum was in hysterics | |||
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"Nothing as drastic as that but it’s usually truth things where she’s dropped me in it. When I’ve said she’s a year younger to get in somewhere cheaper she’s said no I’m not I’m 7 or 8 or whatever the age was at the time. Or if I’ve said I can’t do something because she has this class she’s said no I haven’t I do that tomorrow or that was yesterday! Now she’s 11 she knows to just keep silent about anything I say to someone that’s slightly bending the truth. " My sister used to do the age thing when getting on the buses with her 2. An inspector got on and when asked the ages she said one thing and the kids another! | |||
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"Mine used to write about how we spent “every” Saturday in the pub. At parents evening I had to explain it was a family sports & social club with lots of outdoor space for the kids to play in, a darts board, pool table, sport in tv etc.. Also as I was a single parent it was my social life & I never drank as was driving!! And it was 3 hours every other Saturday when they weren’t with their dad. J x" My cousins used to be taken to a social club..sounds a lot like yours. It was kid friendly and had family vibe about it...they loved it. | |||
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"Mine used to write about how we spent “every” Saturday in the pub. At parents evening I had to explain it was a family sports & social club with lots of outdoor space for the kids to play in, a darts board, pool table, sport in tv etc.. Also as I was a single parent it was my social life & I never drank as was driving!! And it was 3 hours every other Saturday when they weren’t with their dad. J x My cousins used to be taken to a social club..sounds a lot like yours. It was kid friendly and had family vibe about it...they loved it." It was perfect for them & a safe haven for me | |||
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