FabSwingers.com forum: You know you are getting old when

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

My boss is 30 years older than me

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By *anae21Woman
over a year ago

Nearer than you think

"My boss is 30 years older than me"

90? Crikey. They probably deserve retirement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you know you are getting old wen women no longer find attractive

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By *urning the kinkMan
over a year ago

bristol

When you sit on your balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whe you look at a woman on a night out and think "she'll fucking freeze later wearing that"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you drive and you have to turn down the stereo to see better

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By *rishman75Man
over a year ago

Chessington/epsom

when you start clothes shopping in marks & spencer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When yiu forget what you walked in the room for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your kids tell you. God your old Dad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your son is nearly 21

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I listen to the UK top 40 and think WOW music was much better in my day.

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Finedon ,

When you get up at 6am on a Saturday morning to listen to Sounds of the Sixties with Tony Blackburn on Radio 2

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By *ookinforfun6972Couple
over a year ago

Hartlepool

When I forget to put my knickers on.... That's not age I suppose I'm just a naughty girl

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"When you get up at 6am on a Saturday morning to listen to Sounds of the Sixties with Tony Blackburn on Radio 2"

Hes not dead yet?

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By *nFairnessMan
over a year ago

The Four Corners

When your other half asks if you want to go upstairs and have some fun... and you reply one or the other I dont have the energy for both.

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By *aiseaneyebrowMan
over a year ago

Fylde

The sitting down and standing up noises.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your best friend describes herself as a gilf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She buys you a cardigan snd crocs

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

When the music on radio 2 is better than radio 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When the music on radio 2 is better than radio 1"

Jesus that means I’ve been old for years

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By *an hjCouple
over a year ago

Stowmarket

"When your son is nearly 21"

When your grand daughter is nearly 21.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

When you're filling in something online and when you look for your year of birth, it's like playing wheel of fortune!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I forget to put my knickers on.... That's not age I suppose I'm just a naughty girl

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"When I listen to the UK top 40 and think WOW music was much better in my day. "

Or you find yourself saying "the original version was better".

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By *alty surpriseMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

When you get a 2nd covid jab before your work colleagues have had a first...

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

When you start soaking your feet in a bowl of water, like your Mum..!

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By *edheadjMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

When an afternoon nap on a Sunday becomes the norm rather than a treat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1:When younger guys no longer find you attractive.

2:You spot a grey eyebrow hair

4:When you can't listen to Radio 2 anymore!

5:When your reading glasses can't make head nor tail of all the shite information they put on packaging!!

6: When you can't "Peel here" and reach for the scissors.

7: When you forget words during a conversation

8: When you're list seems to be longer than anyone else's on the forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i forget peoples names.

which i have found has been a plus as i didnt like them in the first place

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

You know you are getting old when your boobs are on kissing terms with your belly and your hair has more white and black stripes than a badger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know you are getting old when your boobs are on kissing terms with your belly and your hair has more white and black stripes than a badger

oh kinky. the image has been shattered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you put the radio on in the car and sing along only to realise your listening to radio 2

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By *ick_1Man
over a year ago

Telford

When browsing you find your over 52

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you realise Saving Private Ryan is a 22 year old film.

Shrek is also a 20 year old film.

Like really....

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

"You know you are getting old when your boobs are on kissing terms with your belly and your hair has more white and black stripes than a badger

oh kinky. the image has been shattered

Haha I do apologise but honesty is the best policy

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By *aughtywifeandhimCouple
over a year ago

bedford

When you sit down to do a wee

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

You have to pop your glasses on to read this thread but spend 10 minutes looking them before you realise that they are on your head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you enjoy watching antiques road show!!! Off to the loft I go find some valuables. How has it come to this....

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By *9alMan
over a year ago

Bridgend

you stich on the computer & its full of adverts for funeral plans

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By *etwifeandhim69Couple
over a year ago

Darlington

"Whe you look at a woman on a night out and think "she'll fucking freeze later wearing that" "

Normal saturday night on in the north that is

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"You have to pop your glasses on to read this thread but spend 10 minutes looking them before you realise that they are on your head.

This. And when you’re getting ready for bifocals.

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By *aptinfaptastikMan
over a year ago

Derby

"She buys you a cardigan snd crocs

No kink shaming

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By *BWBI2019Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

When you consider reporting the neighbours if there music is still booming after 11pm!

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By *entlemanDMan
over a year ago

Fareham

When injuries no longer come with a story

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

When you do squats and your knees crack louder than a pork scratching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know you are getting old when your boobs are on kissing terms with your belly and your hair has more white and black stripes than a badger

oh kinky. the image has been shattered

Haha I do apologise but honesty is the best policy

i guess so. but trust me no one will complain

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

When it takes all night to what you used to do all night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She buys you a cardigan snd crocs

No kink shaming "

Haha

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

You turn 50

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

People are talking to you about music and you have no clue whom they're talking about.

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By *oshker71Man
over a year ago

Cardiff

When you bend over to put socks on & have to sit down to do it..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you dont need socks as your tits keep your feet warm.

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

"When you dont need socks as your tits keep your feet warm."

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

The youngest girl in my team told me her dad is only a year older than me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your kids leave

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Your teaching the grandchildren of the first children you taught!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you have items of clothing that are older than the guys that message you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you make a noise bending over to pick something up

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"When your son is nearly 21"

Shit, mines 22 and he’s not the youngest!

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By *cloversCouple
over a year ago

Hull

When the grandkids are amazed you existed even before dial up Internet

( & they're even blown away by that idea!)

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

You are quite looking forward to cleaning your kitchen cupboards, on your week off. Lol.

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By *hrough the looking gla55Couple
over a year ago

Epsom

When guys tell you they like older ladies

as a compliment

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

When captain Birdseye starts looking attractive and not like some old codger anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When guys tell you they like older ladies

as a compliment

Yes! Or you look like a nice 'mature' couple!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Replies to this thread are giving me a good giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you know you are getting old wen women no longer find attractive "

Yep, I know that

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By *unxxxMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Never great people great sex all night

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By *uckIslandCouple (FF)
over a year ago

East of England

The music in the pub is way too loud

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

"When captain Birdseye starts looking attractive and not like some old codger anymore "

this made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When your son is nearly 21"

You are only a youngster!

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"When captain Birdseye starts looking attractive and not like some old codger anymore "

I have a black corduroy cap and a

salt n pepper beard, in a supermarket the other night I overheard a child saying to it’s parent

‘That’s captain birds eye’

Now that’s when you start feeling old!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you say sorry love, my daughter is older than you.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

When you bend over to pick something off the floor, and wonder how to straighten up easily!

When looking for shoes, it's for Slip-ons or those with Velcro fastenings, NOT laces.

When you hear a favourite tune on the radio and hear it was released 50+ years ago.

When people give up seats on the bus or train and call you Grandad (I'm not one, to be honest).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when you get teary at tv shows

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By *ittlemiss1985Woman
over a year ago

Lansing

My knee hurts when it's going to rain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see myself in the mirror and think what the fuck is that old twat staring back at me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When my son asks to play football, an my answer is “my knees can’t take it anymore”

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Op, he's not called Picasso is he cos he was working till his 8o's? He died aged 91...

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"My boss is 30 years older than me

90? Crikey. They probably deserve retirement "
good point meant younger thats age for you confused xx

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

You were first in the queue when the vaccine was rolled out (Gulp).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You do the hoovering and after your body aches especially your BACK

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"You do the hoovering and after your body aches especially your BACK

"
employ a servant xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When faking a headache sounds like a better idea than having sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When your son is nearly 21

Shit, mines 22 and he’s not the youngest! "

And mine 33!

Yes; I started early

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You ask for dates of birth (work related) and they are now pretty much all very late 90's and early 2000's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you stop referring to your hips as left and right and "good and bad" instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you see fabbers half your age

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By *r naughty1Man
over a year ago

Bexley

When the thought of going out 2 nights in a row seems a bit much lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When faking a headache sounds like a better idea than having sex?

Oh dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When young guys tell you've they've never been with an older woman or "you're a milf" haha

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By *adbod7519Man
over a year ago

Leeds

You bend over to pick something up and break wind involuntarily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fart when I sneeze

I've also just bought my first set of reading glasses.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

When it takes a week to recover from a good night out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you forget what you're doing while you're actually doing it

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

When it takes ages to scroll to your year of birth on a website.

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By *omer47Man
over a year ago

leigh

When no one wants you anymore.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

You arrive at your holiday destination and decide that other folks idea of cleanliness doesn't match yours and leave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you pass a toilet and think oh I better go while I'm passing.

When you merely see the toilet and your bladder thinks you're already on it.

When you're in bed already and it's not even dark yet.

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By *ediMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"When I forget to put my knickers on.... That's not age I suppose I'm just a naughty girl

Haha

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By *onb21Woman
over a year ago

Cardiff

It takes 6 months to heal a scratch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your penis uses your testicles as a flotation device in the bath

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

[Removed by poster at 25/06/21 22:33:39]

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By *ung fun walesMan
over a year ago

up the road

When the queen sends you a Birthday Card

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you sit down to do a wee"

And your balls touch the water!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When i creak like an old barn door when i get out of bed

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I'm not old, my workmates are just young

One of the ladies training me in my new job, is the same age as my stepson.

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By *otBunsHunWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Police officers are young enough to be your kids...

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By *onguesandpunsMan
over a year ago

East Midlands

When you're ready for bed after one pint.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

When a good night out needs a week in recovery afterwards.

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By *ifi and dunkieCouple
over a year ago

Chelmsford

8pm to start a film is a bit risky especially when you got work th3 next day!!

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By *redwilma666Couple
over a year ago

Kilbirnie

"When your son is nearly 21"

We wish

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

Your six year old mimics the noises you make when getting out of a chair...

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester

When my son is 32 x

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

The old classic about when you walk into any room for a purpose, but forget what you went in for.

Add in the twist ... you'd go back to where you started from but you've forgotten where that is too!

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"The old classic about when you walk into any room for a purpose, but forget what you went in for.

Add in the twist ... you'd go back to where you started from but you've forgotten where that is too!"

Thsts like me with my glasses, can't see without them then forget that they are on my head when I am looking for them.

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

When you go to the fridge to get the milk out and find new deodorant in the door too... haha

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester

"When you go to the fridge to get the milk out and find new deodorant in the door too... haha "

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

When your son starts working at the same places as you

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"When you go to the fridge to get the milk out and find new deodorant in the door too... haha

Fortunately, I've only done it once... but that was about 6 weeks ago.. haha.. there is no hope!

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"When your son starts working at the same places as you

Do you need a disguise Ms Mac?

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"When you go to the fridge to get the milk out and find new deodorant in the door too... haha "

I can do better.. get the milk out of the fridge, pour it into a cereal bowl, then when I dip my spoon into the bowl, realise I'd not put the cereal in too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whe you look at a woman on a night out and think "she'll fucking freeze later wearing that" "

Or when you say "Her mum's fit"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You get no views on Fab ??

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

You wake up with 'morning glory ',and worry that rigor mortis is setting in.

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By *ightmovesTV/TS
over a year ago

Ipswich

When you stop and look at the window displays of undertakers and want to go in and look at their brochures of coffins.

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

When you attend more funerals than christenings!

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By *indy777Couple
over a year ago

Hampshire

I put my face mask on to read my phone today!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you realise the t shirt you're wearing at work is older than your work mate!

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By *ightmovesTV/TS
over a year ago

Ipswich

When you can't name any modern bands or songs.

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool

"When I listen to the UK top 40 and think WOW music was much better in my day. "

Tbf it was

Modern music is shoite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My knees click

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

You make more noise bending over to pick something up than you do having sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when you start clothes shopping in marks & spencer "

Shit, I've been going there since I was 16.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"8pm to start a film is a bit risky especially when you got work th3 next day!!"

haha. definitely this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you still want to listen to your fave CD's...yes...CD's !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you have to explain to someone what a floppy disk is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was out in Galway over the weekend.

The mullet has come back. With a vengeance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you moan about everything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you go to put the coffee jar in the fridge...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you go to put the coffee jar in the fridge..."

Isn't that after a few glasses of wine

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By *rmainman10Man
over a year ago

Portsmouth

When you start making grunting murmuring noise when you sit down and stand up

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By *ightmovesTV/TS
over a year ago

Ipswich

Cant remember what this thread is about.

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By *edantic SheilaWoman
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

White hair everywhere

...Ah well

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

The mirror tells you so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The mirror tells you so

Well you still look amazing in your pics

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"The mirror tells you so

Well you still look amazing in your pics "

Awww that's nice of you to say...thank you

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By *ightmovesTV/TS
over a year ago

Ipswich

When you stop breathing.

Or am I mixing that up with something else !

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By *ung fun walesMan
over a year ago

up the road

The undertaker starts sending you birthday cards

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

You remember the "It's coming home" football song being released like it was yesterday

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

You creak when you walk!

Jo.Xx

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By *ightmovesTV/TS
over a year ago

Ipswich

You can't see properly, hear properly,

walk properly, eat properly, get up out of comfy chairs properly. Lose everything as soon as you put it down.

Have more dead friends than alive ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Michael Parkinson tries to sell you funeral insurance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive started receiving Sun Life cover leaflets.... and stannah stair lift leaflets.... is that a hint??

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

"My boss is 30 years older than me"

Why would your boss being 30 years older make you feel old younger I could understand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive started receiving Sun Life cover leaflets.... and stannah stair lift leaflets.... is that a hint??"

Fraid so…and anything from Saga

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

"Ive started receiving Sun Life cover leaflets.... and stannah stair lift leaflets.... is that a hint??

Fraid so…and anything from Saga

Don’t forget life cover emails

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

You fill in an on line form and it takes you ages to scroll to your date of birth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sitting in the house is more appealing than fake people and pointless drama

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When hair starts growing in the places you don’t want and thins in the places you do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you put your work keys in the fridge and end up late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you put your work keys in the fridge and end up late

I almost put the kettle in the fridge the other day whilst making a cuppa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the guys I’m paid to keep safe are practically my age

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