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What does your bed say about you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If it could talk!!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

That I'm a starfish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it could talk!! "
getting a new mattress on Tuesday. Bed says thank fuck for that.

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Get the fuck off me you fat bastard!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

She won't stay f*cking still!!

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

I don't know maybe someone can help.

When I'm sleeping in my bed I wake up late but when I'm sleeping in a different bed I would wake up between 6 and 8 in the morning that's even if I had a drink too (alcoholic drink)

What does my own bed said about me?? xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't know maybe someone can help.

When I'm sleeping in my bed I wake up late but when I'm sleeping in a different bed I would wake up between 6 and 8 in the morning that's even if I had a drink too (alcoholic drink)

What does my own bed said about me?? xx"
That you Mabey want me in it

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Mines saying "c^mon girl it's bed time"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I don't understand futonian physics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It says "Not a single crease or crinkle, you really should sleep more instead of staying up late to post on the nocturnal forum."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's always on top of me, naked

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt


"I don't know maybe someone can help.

When I'm sleeping in my bed I wake up late but when I'm sleeping in a different bed I would wake up between 6 and 8 in the morning that's even if I had a drink too (alcoholic drink)

What does my own bed said about me?? xxThat you Mabey want me in it "

Loooooool that's not a possible answer OP your out of my age bracket unfortunately

I wonder if anyone else can help loool xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mines like a conscientious objector, not seen much action

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't know maybe someone can help.

When I'm sleeping in my bed I wake up late but when I'm sleeping in a different bed I would wake up between 6 and 8 in the morning that's even if I had a drink too (alcoholic drink)

What does my own bed said about me?? xxThat you Mabey want me in it

Loooooool that's not a possible answer OP your out of my age bracket unfortunately

I wonder if anyone else can help loool xx"

If I'm sleeping in a different bed I always wake early because it's never as comfortable as my own bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell that fat bitch to stop fidgeting in her sleep...

Fuck my life...

Just two things my bed would say...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines saying "c^mon girl it's bed time""

Not until you've given me a kiss goodnight.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

It says - this single bed is only made for one person.

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt


"I don't know maybe someone can help.

When I'm sleeping in my bed I wake up late but when I'm sleeping in a different bed I would wake up between 6 and 8 in the morning that's even if I had a drink too (alcoholic drink)

What does my own bed said about me?? xxThat you Mabey want me in it

Loooooool that's not a possible answer OP your out of my age bracket unfortunately

I wonder if anyone else can help loool xx

If I'm sleeping in a different bed I always wake early because it's never as comfortable as my own bed."

Yeah I agree so going by that what would you say my bed would tell me if it could talk?? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't know maybe someone can help.

When I'm sleeping in my bed I wake up late but when I'm sleeping in a different bed I would wake up between 6 and 8 in the morning that's even if I had a drink too (alcoholic drink)

What does my own bed said about me?? xxThat you Mabey want me in it

Loooooool that's not a possible answer OP your out of my age bracket unfortunately

I wonder if anyone else can help loool xx

If I'm sleeping in a different bed I always wake early because it's never as comfortable as my own bed.

Yeah I agree so going by that what would you say my bed would tell me if it could talk?? Xx"

"Forget those other beds you and me are made for each other."

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt


"I don't know maybe someone can help.

When I'm sleeping in my bed I wake up late but when I'm sleeping in a different bed I would wake up between 6 and 8 in the morning that's even if I had a drink too (alcoholic drink)

What does my own bed said about me?? xxThat you Mabey want me in it

Loooooool that's not a possible answer OP your out of my age bracket unfortunately

I wonder if anyone else can help loool xx

If I'm sleeping in a different bed I always wake early because it's never as comfortable as my own bed.

Yeah I agree so going by that what would you say my bed would tell me if it could talk?? Xx

"Forget those other beds you and me are made for each other." "

it, I would of never been able to figure it out myself so thank you big hug xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't know maybe someone can help.

When I'm sleeping in my bed I wake up late but when I'm sleeping in a different bed I would wake up between 6 and 8 in the morning that's even if I had a drink too (alcoholic drink)

What does my own bed said about me?? xxThat you Mabey want me in it

Loooooool that's not a possible answer OP your out of my age bracket unfortunately

I wonder if anyone else can help loool xx

If I'm sleeping in a different bed I always wake early because it's never as comfortable as my own bed.

Yeah I agree so going by that what would you say my bed would tell me if it could talk?? Xx

"Forget those other beds you and me are made for each other."

it, I would of never been able to figure it out myself so thank you big hug xx"

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

What the hell are you playing at, look at all this space I have and the only thing I've seen for I don't know how long is your sorry ass playing with yourself

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"What the hell are you playing at, look at all this space I have and the only thing I've seen for I don't know how long is your sorry ass playing with yourself "

Your bed is very eloquent. Ours just squeaks

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"What the hell are you playing at, look at all this space I have and the only thing I've seen for I don't know how long is your sorry ass playing with yourself

Your bed is very eloquent. Ours just squeaks "

I've rubbed off on it I guess

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

That I sleep alone.

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

You're leaving! After all I've given you.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

It says hello

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Mine is saying go make a cuppa and come back and let's snuggle.

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By *oroRick1027Man
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

All aboard

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Welcome to my luxurious cloud ….

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

That I'm bright and busy

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

That comfort is absolutely priority right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bed saying it's about time you got somebody to share this bed with you. Fed up with you being naked and watching porn and wanking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"give it a rest please!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My current one should be thankful it didn't know me 8-12 years ago when I was at my most promiscuous

There was enough DNA on that mattress to keep CSI busy for months

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would say ‘How come when you get a bigger bed, you have more bed room, but less bedroom ?!’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My current one seems to hate me. I think it would just have this constant nefarious laugh, with the odd jibe thrown in for good measure. I work away from home, you see, and the beds provided are some ancient form of torture device. My at home bed whispers sweet nothings in to my ear and cuddles me until I fall asleep in its embrace.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so glad you use the waterproof sheet every time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It would say ‘How come when you get a bigger bed, you have more bed room, but less bedroom ?!’"

Who needs more bedroom unless you like having sex on the carpet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right now mine is saying don’t go

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Do you have to fart on me all the damn time

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