FabSwingers.com forum: If I turned up at your door...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What would you like me to have in my hand?

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By *xfordshireCoupleMFCouple
over a year ago

Abingdon

Cake...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cake..."
name your favourite and I'm there....!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're wife's tits

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Bedford

The keys to a Lamborghini Aventador for me.

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgowish

My Prime delivery

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My Prime delivery

actually proper LOLd at this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The head of Alfredo Garcia.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The head of Alfredo Garcia."

FFS... That escalated quickly???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

News that I've inherited fifty million shares in Apple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The head of Alfredo Garcia."

I'm Sorry, I Haven't A Clue fan?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Money

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Carrot

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Carrot "

Definitely random but still made me smile so yep.. carrot it is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A crate of cider... I’m all out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Nobbly Bobbly

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Pizza

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A Nobbly Bobbly"

It's just a small medical condition... Honest!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pizza

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for you I'd definitely bring pizza .

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By *elleRoseCouple
over a year ago

Malvern

A whip

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A crate of cider... I’m all out"

2 crates.. one for you.. one for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some money ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another vote for carrot cake, particularly if it has proper creamy icing on.

Gin would also be acceptable

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By *d4funtimesMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

"What would you like me to have in my hand?"

The girls of next door

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Another vote for carrot cake, particularly if it has proper creamy icing on.

Gin would also be acceptable

Id bring you both to maximise my chances

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By *ongueFkYouMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"A whip

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I'd want you to have my cock in your mouth xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another vote for carrot cake, particularly if it has proper creamy icing on.

Gin would also be acceptable

Id bring you both to maximise my chances

Well I could hardly say no to that...

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Pizza

for you I'd definitely bring pizza .

Can I have Belle with her pizza please

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

Something that unifies Einstein’s theory of general relativity and quantum mechanics (or at least figures out the missing links or where the formulas are wrong.)

A full understanding of gravity would also be nice. We still don't know.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Another vote for carrot cake, particularly if it has proper creamy icing on.

Gin would also be acceptable

Id bring you both to maximise my chances

Well I could hardly say no to that...

Woohooooo!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Something that unifies Einstein’s theory of general relativity and quantum mechanics (or at least figures out the missing links or where the formulas are wrong.)

A full understanding of gravity would also be nice. We still don't know."

Now you're just taking it too far... No one understands gravity!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would you like me to have in my hand?"

One of those large postcode lottery cheques for me would be lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What would you like me to have in my hand?

One of those large postcode lottery cheques for me would be lovely

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Half's??

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

A nicer pizza than I’m eating now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A nicer pizza than I’m eating now

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I'd definitely try my hardest!

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

A new toilet seat that fits

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A new toilet seat that fits "
I'd even fit it for you xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A can of squirty cream and a cheeky grin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A can of squirty cream and a cheeky grin

That I can definitely do

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Schlongolia

A bang tidy ruby with a couple of bottles of Kingfisher please chief

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A bang tidy ruby with a couple of bottles of Kingfisher please chief

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no idea what any of that is but fuck it, I'm game!

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Butter chicken, basmati rice and garlic naan please.

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By *amo555Man
over a year ago

Othery

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Euro millions cheque.....for me....

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

"A new toilet seat that fits I'd even fit it for you xxx"

I let you use it first

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By *lirt and funCouple
over a year ago

ilford

"What would you like me to have in my hand?"

Two nicely chilled glasses of G and T ...

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By *oir_desireMan
over a year ago

London

Good wine and handcuffs.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

A ham and pineapple pizza.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Champagne and flowers

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By *ewey613Man
over a year ago

ottawa

Everything I have

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Butter chicken, basmati rice and garlic naan please."
as long as I can share!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A ham and pineapple pizza."
if that's all it takes ..

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

A three course dinner with wine and candles

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Champagne and flowers

Yes Ma'am xxx

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By *anae21Woman
over a year ago

Nearer than you think

A drill.

So many DIY jobs and I have zero expertise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A massage table and oils

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sharp Sand please! Im in dire need of sharp sand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An Indian and naan bread

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By *not123Couple
over a year ago

sp1

Squirty cream n bag of ice

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By *ebedy_XMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"What would you like me to have in my hand?"

A big Cheque from the Postcode Lottery

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By *trong Stocky Butt SweetMan
over a year ago

SNottingham

Are you the Jehova's Witnesses for this scenario?

No, I don't want a bible - fuck off!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you the Jehova's Witnesses for this scenario?

No, I don't want a bible - fuck off!

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see now that's the normal reply when I turn up at folks door...

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Dish cloth. Clean the kitchen for me old pal.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A massage table and oils"

No table but I can do oils...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dish cloth. Clean the kitchen for me old pal. "

FFS that's just like me being at home!!

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By *il miss bootsWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Melons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gérard Butler and Hugh Jackman...... and some lube!!

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Bed waiting

A pizza.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Keys to a car, not fussy as long as it's a diesel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keys to a car, not fussy as long as it's a diesel

Red user right here!!!! ^^^^^^

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Keys to a car, not fussy as long as it's a diesel

Red user right here!!!! ^^^^^^"

Only on the farm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Keys to a car, not fussy as long as it's a diesel

If I had enough cash to blow on a car for a random stranger I'd have done it by now...

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Keys to a car, not fussy as long as it's a diesel

Red user right here!!!! ^^^^^^"

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

My Pizza

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Keys to a car, not fussy as long as it's a diesel

If I had enough cash to blow on a car for a random stranger I'd have done it by now...

Well you did ask

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Keys to a car, not fussy as long as it's a diesel

If I had enough cash to blow on a car for a random stranger I'd have done it by now...

Well you did ask

This is true

ok.. new diesel with a comfy back seat is yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese cake

Fox

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cheese cake

Fox

Any particular flavour??

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Dish cloth. Clean the kitchen for me old pal.

FFS that's just like me being at home!!"

Ok then fine, an iron then, I need my work shirts doing before tomorrow

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By *iver1ukMan
over a year ago

kettering

Flight tickets to bora bora for the reader of this covid shite

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By *trong Stocky Butt SweetMan
over a year ago

SNottingham

A sponge, some warm water,my cars down there - follow the path & turn left!

I'll get some golden watsit car stuff to add to your bucket.

Chop, chop! If you do a good job I'll give you 50p!!!!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Keys to a car, not fussy as long as it's a diesel

If I had enough cash to blow on a car for a random stranger I'd have done it by now...

Well you did ask

This is true

ok.. new diesel with a comfy back seat is yours

Perfect, leather seats if that's ok for cleaning purposes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Keys to a car, not fussy as long as it's a diesel

If I had enough cash to blow on a car for a random stranger I'd have done it by now...

Well you did ask

This is true

ok.. new diesel with a comfy back seat is yours

Perfect, leather seats if that's ok for cleaning purposes

On its way!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A plasterboard for my ceiling

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By *ornyandwellhungMan
over a year ago

belfast

"Pizza

for you I'd definitely bring pizza .

Can I have Belle with her pizza please

Belle is welcome at my door with or without her pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A plasterboard for my ceiling "

And a couple of screws

to hold the plasterboard up !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sizzling steak flavour wotsits, if you don't have them then the door is getting slammed shut

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Pizza

for you I'd definitely bring pizza .

Can I have Belle with her pizza please

Ohh you sure can beautiful

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Pizza

for you I'd definitely bring pizza .

Can I have Belle with her pizza please

Belle is welcome at my door with or without her pizza "

Il bring a bottle of Jameson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A plasterboard for my ceiling

And a couple of screws

to hold the plasterboard up !!

Crikey yes lol

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By *ornyandwellhungMan
over a year ago

belfast

"Pizza

for you I'd definitely bring pizza .

Can I have Belle with her pizza please

Belle is welcome at my door with or without her pizza

Il bring a bottle of Jameson

Sounds great, I’m waiting for you Belle

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