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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you wanted to and you would get away with it , would you kill your neighbours and to what music background would you do it to ?

currently I'd whack both of mine and to the sound of the noveltones - left bank two.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd push a plugged in Toaster into their hot tub...I have thought about this and I am sure if I plugged it into an extension lead and catapult it over the fence they just wouldn't see it coming....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd push a plugged in Toaster into their hot tub...I have thought about this and I am sure if I plugged it into an extension lead and catapult it over the fence they just wouldn't see it coming....

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The background song would be Human League Together in Electric Dreams

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

We don't have any.

However I like the idea of rage against the machine

Killing in the name of.

Lyrics need to be listened too

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I'd push a plugged in Toaster into their hot tub...

The background song would be Human League Together in Electric Dreams "

Or Kylie Minogue - shocked by the power

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman
over a year ago

lancashire

Ohhh so tempting yes....Hmmmm... think the tune would be...by the Sparks...'This town ain't big enough for the both of us'..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd push a plugged in Toaster into their hot tub...

The background song would be Human League Together in Electric Dreams

Or Kylie Minogue - shocked by the power"

Might have to murder them separately so I can compare the backing tracks

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By *arciocialWoman
over a year ago

Leicester

I would, one side.

Itd be to black eyed peas "shut up"

I'm not sure on the method, any would do. I did just consider cutting their Internet wire, thought that'd be torture for them.

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By *uvhandle20Man
over a year ago

SE London

They are such a nice couple, so it would be hard to do. Most effective way would be put poison in their wine and then have some classical harpsichord music while they drink it. But they will be missed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd push a plugged in Toaster into their hot tub...I have thought about this and I am sure if I plugged it into an extension lead and catapult it over the fence they just wouldn't see it coming....

The background song would be Human League Together in Electric Dreams "

brilliant, just the inspiration I was looking for. I have a spare toaster if you need, unopened, no prints

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman
over a year ago

lancashire


"If you wanted to and you would get away with it , would you kill your neighbours and to what music background would you do it to ?

currently I'd whack both of mine and to the sound of the noveltones - left bank two. "

Can ex husbands be done in too??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd push a plugged in Toaster into their hot tub...I have thought about this and I am sure if I plugged it into an extension lead and catapult it over the fence they just wouldn't see it coming....

The background song would be Human League Together in Electric Dreams

brilliant, just the inspiration I was looking for. I have a spare toaster if you need, unopened, no prints "

Want to come round and watch the sparks fly?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Lol..I reckon you have given this quite some thought OP.

What they did to piss you off?

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"If you wanted to and you would get away with it , would you kill your neighbours and to what music background would you do it to ?

currently I'd whack both of mine and to the sound of the noveltones - left bank two.

Can ex husbands be done in too?? "

If only!!

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay


"I'd push a plugged in Toaster into their hot tub...I have thought about this and I am sure if I plugged it into an extension lead and catapult it over the fence they just wouldn't see it coming....

The background song would be Human League Together in Electric Dreams

brilliant, just the inspiration I was looking for. I have a spare toaster if you need, unopened, no prints "

Death in the hot tub by the toasters isn't a song then?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"If you wanted to and you would get away with it , would you kill your neighbours and to what music background would you do it to ?

currently I'd whack both of mine and to the sound of the noveltones - left bank two.

Can ex husbands be done in too?? "

I can see this turning into a whacking spree

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"I'd push a plugged in Toaster into their hot tub...I have thought about this and I am sure if I plugged it into an extension lead and catapult it over the fence they just wouldn't see it coming....

"

And you could pull it back leaving no evidence.....

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I'd push a plugged in Toaster into their hot tub...I have thought about this and I am sure if I plugged it into an extension lead and catapult it over the fence they just wouldn't see it coming....

The background song would be Human League Together in Electric Dreams

brilliant, just the inspiration I was looking for. I have a spare toaster if you need, unopened, no prints

Death in the hot tub by the toasters isn't a song then?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd push a plugged in Toaster into their hot tub...I have thought about this and I am sure if I plugged it into an extension lead and catapult it over the fence they just wouldn't see it coming....

And you could pull it back leaving no evidence....."

Exactly. No evidence of me being in the garden either.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you wanted to and you would get away with it , would you kill your neighbours and to what music background would you do it to ?

currently I'd whack both of mine and to the sound of the noveltones - left bank two.

Can ex husbands be done in too??

I can see this turning into a whacking spree "

good idea, lets just top everyone we want, hire a coach and the music can be playing over the stereo as the driver has an Italian job moment

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"If you wanted to and you would get away with it , would you kill your neighbours and to what music background would you do it to ?

currently I'd whack both of mine and to the sound of the noveltones - left bank two. "

Both my neighbors are really good and one of them I'm trying my luck with she's new but the previous one before her I wouldn't need to think about it, it'd have to be something like Hannibal lecter slice tie a rope and thrown out of the window.

Music I think something from Mozart or Beethoven just has that sudden death chilling sound

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope our neighbours are absolutely lovely.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Death by dodgy wiring of lawnmower would be appropriate

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"If you wanted to and you would get away with it , would you kill your neighbours and to what music background would you do it to ?

currently I'd whack both of mine and to the sound of the noveltones - left bank two.

Can ex husbands be done in too??

I can see this turning into a whacking spree

good idea, lets just top everyone we want, hire a coach and the music can be playing over the stereo as the driver has an Italian job moment "

Starts writing a list*

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

I don't know who'd put the bins out every other week though, oh wait they don't do that now. I may follow this thread with interest

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

What happens if you kill your neighbours and you get new one's that are worse?

This could end up being srial killing....

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"What happens if you kill your neighbours and you get new one's that are worse?

This could end up being srial killing....

"
with great music

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

I’d kill the prick who lives opposite me by whacking him up with a baseball bat to Queens Tonight I’m gonna have myself a real good timez

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Music wise I'd start with the "Last Action Hero" compilation....

Shit film, great sound tracks!

Then "Kill Bill 1 & 2.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What happens if you kill your neighbours and you get new one's that are worse?

This could end up being srial killing....

"

make it a cereal killing and murder them at breakfast time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What happens if you kill your neighbours and you get new one's that are worse?

This could end up being srial killing....

"

That's why you burn the house down after

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"What happens if you kill your neighbours and you get new one's that are worse?

This could end up being srial killing....

make it a cereal killing and murder them at breakfast time "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nightmare neighbours are the worst….I had extreme noisy neighbours…I broke my wrist knocking on their door out of frustration. Thankfully they’ve moved! And my wrist has healed after lots and lots of physio haha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My nosey OAP neighbour has what I believe is a car washing ocd. He's always out in the early morning cleaning it. So no body about, no witnesses.

I'd select the pitching wedge from my housemates golf bag and bludgeon him across the bonnet to the track. (The swing of things) by aha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nightmare neighbours are the worst….I had extreme noisy neighbours…I broke my wrist knocking on their door out of frustration. Thankfully they’ve moved! And my wrist has healed after lots and lots of physio haha x"

If it ever requires any up down exercise to keep it supple. I have had a notion...

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