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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Man starts thread with very little thought or context. More on this later, but now some comments below, from some people on the interweb who have opinions on stuff.

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

This sounds like the sort of thread I can participate in

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I approve of this Breaking:

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This sounds like the sort of thread I can participate in "

Excellent point well made, that’s put a new angle on this thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If carlsberg did a thread...

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"If carlsberg did a thread... "

It wouldn't be this one?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I approve of this Breaking:"

Thank you for your approval

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If carlsberg did a thread... "

A word from our sponsors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If carlsberg did a thread...

It wouldn't be this one? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If carlsberg did a thread...

It wouldn't be this one? "

BREAKING: Man has unsavoury opinion on this thread, this could go the distance,

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"If carlsberg did a thread...

It wouldn't be this one?

BREAKING: Man has unsavoury opinion on this thread, this could go the distance, "

Not an opinion, just a potential possibility of facts.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If carlsberg did a thread...

It wouldn't be this one?

BREAKING: Man has unsavoury opinion on this thread, this could go the distance,

Not an opinion, just a potential possibility of facts. "

This guy did not get the memo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find this thread deeply offensive on behalf of all social groups, furthermore I question the validity of any of the facts quoted and demand that you reveal your sources.

Otherwise I can only conclude that this is fake news.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your profile pic is very distracting OP!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I find this thread deeply offensive on behalf of all social groups, furthermore I question the validity of any of the facts quoted and demand that you reveal your sources.

Otherwise I can only conclude that this is fake news. "

I am offended that you find this thread offensive on behalf of all social groups. I have NEVER seen you down our social and don't think you are entitled to be offended on behalf of us..... I want to know who you are working on behalf of

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

And in other news……..

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I’m in

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"Your profile pic is very distracting OP! "

Thanks, Ariel. And now here's Sally with the weather.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Your profile pic is very distracting OP!

Thanks, Ariel. And now here's Sally with the weather. "

Sally again ! When are we going to have a nice ugly weather person ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The government are advising people to just start threads in the green zone and not to worry too much about the content as one mans thread is another mans bread!!

Tony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I find this thread deeply offensive on behalf of all social groups, furthermore I question the validity of any of the facts quoted and demand that you reveal your sources.

Otherwise I can only conclude that this is fake news.

I am offended that you find this thread offensive on behalf of all social groups. I have NEVER seen you down our social and don't think you are entitled to be offended on behalf of us..... I want to know who you are working on behalf of "

I'm a self appointed watchdog as there's no one more qualified than I to decide what is or isn't offensive to the masses. I have a PhD from the University of life etc etc

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By *urreyMassageGentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ashford

This just in from our Surrey Correspondent:

The clement weather appears to be making people wear rather less than is usual, making for a very pleasant day all round. And now, over to our Derry Correspondent to discuss the rain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your profile pic is very distracting OP!

Thanks, Ariel. And now here's Sally with the weather.

Sally again ! When are we going to have a nice ugly weather person ?"

That would be Mildred. She's just finishing having a smoke behind the bins.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I find this thread deeply offensive on behalf of all social groups, furthermore I question the validity of any of the facts quoted and demand that you reveal your sources.

Otherwise I can only conclude that this is fake news.

I am offended that you find this thread offensive on behalf of all social groups. I have NEVER seen you down our social and don't think you are entitled to be offended on behalf of us..... I want to know who you are working on behalf of

I'm a self appointed watchdog as there's no one more qualified than I to decide what is or isn't offensive to the masses. I have a PhD from the University of life etc etc"

Is that how you got your "different colours but not different colours" shirt?!!?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

In from our East Midlands correspondent.......

Err, where the heck is he?

Don't worry viewers, we'll track him down eventually.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Anyone mentioned ‘snowflakes’ or ‘woke culture’ yet ?

If not why not ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your profile pic is very distracting OP! "

My sincere apologies, I will cover up, post haste.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your profile pic is very distracting OP!

My sincere apologies, I will cover up, post haste."

Please don't, on my account!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breaking News...

It’s been hot & sunny in certain parts of the UK, great for those of us who have enjoyed the sunshine.. pretty rubbish for those that haven’t been so lucky..

Back to the studio..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I find this thread deeply offensive on behalf of all social groups, furthermore I question the validity of any of the facts quoted and demand that you reveal your sources.

Otherwise I can only conclude that this is fake news.

I am offended that you find this thread offensive on behalf of all social groups. I have NEVER seen you down our social and don't think you are entitled to be offended on behalf of us..... I want to know who you are working on behalf of

I'm a self appointed watchdog as there's no one more qualified than I to decide what is or isn't offensive to the masses. I have a PhD from the University of life etc etc

Is that how you got your "different colours but not different colours" shirt?!!? "

You're quite taken with that aren't you???

I really hope there's a "feelgood" story at the end of this bulletin, maybe about puppies that got rescued or something.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I find this thread deeply offensive on behalf of all social groups, furthermore I question the validity of any of the facts quoted and demand that you reveal your sources.

Otherwise I can only conclude that this is fake news.

I am offended that you find this thread offensive on behalf of all social groups. I have NEVER seen you down our social and don't think you are entitled to be offended on behalf of us..... I want to know who you are working on behalf of

I'm a self appointed watchdog as there's no one more qualified than I to decide what is or isn't offensive to the masses. I have a PhD from the University of life etc etc

Is that how you got your "different colours but not different colours" shirt?!!?

You're quite taken with that aren't you???

I really hope there's a "feelgood" story at the end of this bulletin, maybe about puppies that got rescued or something..... "

There is, it’s a skateboarding bulldog that brought a community together.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I find this thread deeply offensive on behalf of all social groups, furthermore I question the validity of any of the facts quoted and demand that you reveal your sources.

Otherwise I can only conclude that this is fake news.

I am offended that you find this thread offensive on behalf of all social groups. I have NEVER seen you down our social and don't think you are entitled to be offended on behalf of us..... I want to know who you are working on behalf of

I'm a self appointed watchdog as there's no one more qualified than I to decide what is or isn't offensive to the masses. I have a PhD from the University of life etc etc

Is that how you got your "different colours but not different colours" shirt?!!?

You're quite taken with that aren't you???

I really hope there's a "feelgood" story at the end of this bulletin, maybe about puppies that got rescued or something..... "

Yes, it weirds me out everytime I see it.. But in a good way... Oohh I hope so too! But I did just read the word puppies as nipples I think I am broken!

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By *urreyMassageGentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ashford


"In from our East Midlands correspondent.......

Err, where the heck is he?

Don't worry viewers, we'll track him down eventually. "

Lol

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"If carlsberg did a thread...

It wouldn't be this one? "

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Your profile pic is very distracting OP!

My sincere apologies, I will cover up, post haste."

Nooooo

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

While we've got your attention, we know how much you have benefitted from City Jean's selfless upkeep of these news bulletins and while we don't like to ask in the midst of a pandemic we do like money for nothing. So if you can spare any large amount as anything smaller than £20 is downright tight. Send it now ..... to Savethebulletin and we'll make sure that City Jeans gets every penny you give.

Thank you so much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A local politician was earlier approached for a comment and had the following to say;

"I can neither confirm nor deny that the event did or did not take place, however what we need, as a nation, to realise is that sometimes tough decisions need to be made. Of course that is not to say any such decision has yet been made, nor have any discussions taken place that would indicate otherwise. I hope that clears this matter up"

Film at 11....

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"While we've got your attention, we know how much you have benefitted from City Jean's selfless upkeep of these news bulletins and while we don't like to ask in the midst of a pandemic we do like money for nothing. So if you can spare any large amount as anything smaller than £20 is downright tight. Send it now ..... to Savethebulletin and we'll make sure that City Jeans gets every penny you give.

Thank you so much. "

Hmmmm I may donate but only if there's proof of him getting the cheque as he is seen in his profile pic....it's the only way I'd know it was truly him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"While we've got your attention, we know how much you have benefitted from City Jean's selfless upkeep of these news bulletins and while we don't like to ask in the midst of a pandemic we do like money for nothing. So if you can spare any large amount as anything smaller than £20 is downright tight. Send it now ..... to Savethebulletin and we'll make sure that City Jeans gets every penny you give.

Thank you so much.

Hmmmm I may donate but only if there's proof of him getting the cheque as he is seen in his profile pic....it's the only way I'd know it was truly him "

It needs to be one of those massive cheques!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"While we've got your attention, we know how much you have benefitted from City Jean's selfless upkeep of these news bulletins and while we don't like to ask in the midst of a pandemic we do like money for nothing. So if you can spare any large amount as anything smaller than £20 is downright tight. Send it now ..... to Savethebulletin and we'll make sure that City Jeans gets every penny you give.

Thank you so much.

Hmmmm I may donate but only if there's proof of him getting the cheque as he is seen in his profile pic....it's the only way I'd know it was truly him

It needs to be one of those massive cheques!"

No...the smaller the better

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

The severed head of a sea slug can grow a whole new body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"While we've got your attention, we know how much you have benefitted from City Jean's selfless upkeep of these news bulletins and while we don't like to ask in the midst of a pandemic we do like money for nothing. So if you can spare any large amount as anything smaller than £20 is downright tight. Send it now ..... to Savethebulletin and we'll make sure that City Jeans gets every penny you give.

Thank you so much.

Hmmmm I may donate but only if there's proof of him getting the cheque as he is seen in his profile pic....it's the only way I'd know it was truly him

It needs to be one of those massive cheques!

No...the smaller the better "

Ooh yes good call actually, I like your thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The severed head of a sea slug can grow a whole new body"

Ooohhhh... Interesting!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"While we've got your attention, we know how much you have benefitted from City Jean's selfless upkeep of these news bulletins and while we don't like to ask in the midst of a pandemic we do like money for nothing. So if you can spare any large amount as anything smaller than £20 is downright tight. Send it now ..... to Savethebulletin and we'll make sure that City Jeans gets every penny you give.

Thank you so much.

Hmmmm I may donate but only if there's proof of him getting the cheque as he is seen in his profile pic....it's the only way I'd know it was truly him

It needs to be one of those massive cheques!

No...the smaller the better

Ooh yes good call actually, I like your thinking "

Maybe we can hand it to him.... and the cheque

Kidding City..well, unless you're up for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The severed head of a sea slug can grow a whole new body

Ooohhhh... Interesting! "

I'd like to know if the severed body can grow a new head

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"The severed head of a sea slug can grow a whole new body

Ooohhhh... Interesting!

I'd like to know if the severed body can grow a new head"

Unfortunately not, sucks to be a sea slug I guess

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"The severed head of a sea slug can grow a whole new body

Ooohhhh... Interesting! "

I wouldn't mind being one, well not actually being one because I don't want to be slow and slimey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The severed head of a sea slug can grow a whole new body

Ooohhhh... Interesting!

I'd like to know if the severed body can grow a new head

Unfortunately not, sucks to be a sea slug I guess "

I can't say I'm not a little bit disappointed...

Any traffic updates?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

What did I miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What did I miss "

Don't worry, there'll probably be updates on the hour. Long story short - big cheque gets exchanged for small cheque in charity fundraiser and sea slugs have a shit time of it....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Man starts thread with very little thought or context. More on this later, but now some comments below, from some people on the interweb who have opinions on stuff. "

I don't have the mental capacity or the attention span for such a provocative and thought provoking thread....

I do however have opinions on stuff....stuff I good for things involving stuff or a stuffy nature.

That is as intellectual as I get at 19:02 on a Saturday night.

Plus I'm off to the chippy for tea

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"The severed head of a sea slug can grow a whole new body

Ooohhhh... Interesting!

I'd like to know if the severed body can grow a new head

Unfortunately not, sucks to be a sea slug I guess

I can't say I'm not a little bit disappointed...

Any traffic updates?"

Traffic update incoming

No, false alarm as I'm not on the road at the moment. A tractor did just pass me though but I don't think he was speeding

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

Bloody brilliant thread

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Your profile pic is very distracting OP!

Thanks, Ariel. And now here's Sally with the weather.

Sally again ! When are we going to have a nice ugly weather person ?

That would be Mildred. She's just finishing having a smoke behind the bins."

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"What did I miss

Don't worry, there'll probably be updates on the hour. Long story short - big cheque gets exchanged for small cheque in charity fundraiser and sea slugs have a shit time of it.... "

sea slugs

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"What did I miss

Don't worry, there'll probably be updates on the hour. Long story short - big cheque gets exchanged for small cheque in charity fundraiser and sea slugs have a shit time of it.... "

Sea slugs only have a shit time when they lose there heads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Man starts thread with very little thought or context. More on this later, but now some comments below, from some people on the interweb who have opinions on stuff.

I don't have the mental capacity or the attention span for such a provocative and thought provoking thread....

I do however have opinions on stuff....stuff I good for things involving stuff or a stuffy nature.

That is as intellectual as I get at 19:02 on a Saturday night.

Plus I'm off to the chippy for tea"

This just in.....

Stampede at local Welsh fish and chip shop as a large randy mob demand to be at the back of the queue.

Police deployed in riot gear and 2 fish got battered.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"While we've got your attention, we know how much you have benefitted from City Jean's selfless upkeep of these news bulletins and while we don't like to ask in the midst of a pandemic we do like money for nothing. So if you can spare any large amount as anything smaller than £20 is downright tight. Send it now ..... to Savethebulletin and we'll make sure that City Jeans gets every penny you give.

Thank you so much.

Hmmmm I may donate but only if there's proof of him getting the cheque as he is seen in his profile pic....it's the only way I'd know it was truly him

It needs to be one of those massive cheques!

No...the smaller the better

Ooh yes good call actually, I like your thinking

Maybe we can hand it to him.... and the cheque

Kidding City..well, unless you're up for it "

I’m happy to be the dual official with you handing over the teeny tiny cheque but only if CJ is dressed like his profile pic..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Man starts thread with very little thought or context. More on this later, but now some comments below, from some people on the interweb who have opinions on stuff.

I don't have the mental capacity or the attention span for such a provocative and thought provoking thread....

I do however have opinions on stuff....stuff I good for things involving stuff or a stuffy nature.

That is as intellectual as I get at 19:02 on a Saturday night.

Plus I'm off to the chippy for tea

This just in.....

Stampede at local Welsh fish and chip shop as a large randy mob demand to be at the back of the queue.

Police deployed in riot gear and 2 fish got battered..... "

Good job I'm in England then

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"What did I miss

Don't worry, there'll probably be updates on the hour. Long story short - big cheque gets exchanged for small cheque in charity fundraiser and sea slugs have a shit time of it....

Sea slugs only have a shit time when they lose there heads "

Their, I can't leave bad grammar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Man starts thread with very little thought or context. More on this later, but now some comments below, from some people on the interweb who have opinions on stuff.

I don't have the mental capacity or the attention span for such a provocative and thought provoking thread....

I do however have opinions on stuff....stuff I good for things involving stuff or a stuffy nature.

That is as intellectual as I get at 19:02 on a Saturday night.

Plus I'm off to the chippy for tea

This just in.....

Stampede at local Welsh fish and chip shop as a large randy mob demand to be at the back of the queue.

Police deployed in riot gear and 2 fish got battered.....

Good job I'm in England then "

Update...

Border incursion as large randy Welsh mob scour ENGLISH chippies in search of something tasty...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What did I miss

Don't worry, there'll probably be updates on the hour. Long story short - big cheque gets exchanged for small cheque in charity fundraiser and sea slugs have a shit time of it....

Sea slugs only have a shit time when they lose there heads

Their, I can't leave bad grammar "

And thusly my faith in the education system has been restored.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello.

Nice thread.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I'm sure this is a repeat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello.

Nice thread. "

Thanks. Some sage (me) was moaning about the forums being dull, but then I thought to myself how can I turn this thing round, sure a few of the best people have left this week, sure, as a result things have got dumbed down, but let’s see what we can do to spice things up again.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Hello.

Nice thread.

Thanks. Some sage (me) was moaning about the forums being dull, but then I thought to myself how can I turn this thing round, sure a few of the best people have left this week, sure, as a result things have got dumbed down, but let’s see what we can do to spice things up again. "

Who's gone? I've not been on much so have no clue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello.

Nice thread.

Thanks. Some sage (me) was moaning about the forums being dull, but then I thought to myself how can I turn this thing round, sure a few of the best people have left this week, sure, as a result things have got dumbed down, but let’s see what we can do to spice things up again. "

Woah, you're forgetting me and you are still here and we are fucking amazing.

But you do dumb it down so much I am sorry to say but whenever I am around you I feel like all my intelligence is just overpowering because I am such a great person who time travels.

Peace and intelligence to you. Good luck you need it. X

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"What did I miss

Don't worry, there'll probably be updates on the hour. Long story short - big cheque gets exchanged for small cheque in charity fundraiser and sea slugs have a shit time of it....

Sea slugs only have a shit time when they lose there heads

Their, I can't leave bad grammar

And thusly my faith in the education system has been restored."

Mine has not, only in myself. Now please give me a gold star

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello.

Nice thread.

Thanks. Some sage (me) was moaning about the forums being dull, but then I thought to myself how can I turn this thing round, sure a few of the best people have left this week, sure, as a result things have got dumbed down, but let’s see what we can do to spice things up again.

Who's gone? I've not been on much so have no clue."

F&B, Estragon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should have wrapped it in bubble wrap if you didn't want it breaking.

Here's Karen with the weather...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello.

Nice thread.

Thanks. Some sage (me) was moaning about the forums being dull, but then I thought to myself how can I turn this thing round, sure a few of the best people have left this week, sure, as a result things have got dumbed down, but let’s see what we can do to spice things up again.

Woah, you're forgetting me and you are still here and we are fucking amazing.

But you do dumb it down so much I am sorry to say but whenever I am around you I feel like all my intelligence is just overpowering because I am such a great person who time travels.

Peace and intelligence to you. Good luck you need it. X "

Word on the street was that you’d left, but you’d just popped down the Spar for Pickled onion Monster Munch and a can of Lilt, the person who told me didn’t check the facts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello.

Nice thread.

Thanks. Some sage (me) was moaning about the forums being dull, but then I thought to myself how can I turn this thing round, sure a few of the best people have left this week, sure, as a result things have got dumbed down, but let’s see what we can do to spice things up again.

Who's gone? I've not been on much so have no clue.

F&B, Estragon. "

I noticed F&B had disappeared, truly gutted at that. I miss his random threads and messages

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Hello.

Nice thread.

Thanks. Some sage (me) was moaning about the forums being dull, but then I thought to myself how can I turn this thing round, sure a few of the best people have left this week, sure, as a result things have got dumbed down, but let’s see what we can do to spice things up again.

Who's gone? I've not been on much so have no clue.

F&B, Estragon. "

It was through f&b that I first found the forum.

Both good guys and will surely be missed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello.

Nice thread.

Thanks. Some sage (me) was moaning about the forums being dull, but then I thought to myself how can I turn this thing round, sure a few of the best people have left this week, sure, as a result things have got dumbed down, but let’s see what we can do to spice things up again.

Woah, you're forgetting me and you are still here and we are fucking amazing.

But you do dumb it down so much I am sorry to say but whenever I am around you I feel like all my intelligence is just overpowering because I am such a great person who time travels.

Peace and intelligence to you. Good luck you need it. X

Word on the street was that you’d left, but you’d just popped down the Spar for Pickled onion Monster Munch and a can of Lilt, the person who told me didn’t check the facts. "

I'm sat here rereading that message again and again trying to think if this is an intelligent dig as I know you are good with words and I am in fact the dumb one. But yeah, you are right. I did pop to the shop for some Monster Munch and Lilt to feed to my vagina. I heard you got some Smarties and Red Bull so your dick could fly.

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over a year ago


"What did I miss

Don't worry, there'll probably be updates on the hour. Long story short - big cheque gets exchanged for small cheque in charity fundraiser and sea slugs have a shit time of it....

Sea slugs only have a shit time when they lose there heads

Their, I can't leave bad grammar

And thusly my faith in the education system has been restored.

Mine has not, only in myself. Now please give me a gold star "

You're so needy...and lucky to be skipping detention.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"What did I miss

Don't worry, there'll probably be updates on the hour. Long story short - big cheque gets exchanged for small cheque in charity fundraiser and sea slugs have a shit time of it....

Sea slugs only have a shit time when they lose there heads

Their, I can't leave bad grammar

And thusly my faith in the education system has been restored.

Mine has not, only in myself. Now please give me a gold star

You're so needy...and lucky to be skipping detention. "

Nothing has changed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What did I miss

Don't worry, there'll probably be updates on the hour. Long story short - big cheque gets exchanged for small cheque in charity fundraiser and sea slugs have a shit time of it....

Sea slugs only have a shit time when they lose there heads

Their, I can't leave bad grammar

And thusly my faith in the education system has been restored.

Mine has not, only in myself. Now please give me a gold star

You're so needy...and lucky to be skipping detention.

Nothing has changed "

I feel ya (not like that - perv)

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"What did I miss

Don't worry, there'll probably be updates on the hour. Long story short - big cheque gets exchanged for small cheque in charity fundraiser and sea slugs have a shit time of it....

Sea slugs only have a shit time when they lose there heads

Their, I can't leave bad grammar

And thusly my faith in the education system has been restored.

Mine has not, only in myself. Now please give me a gold star

You're so needy...and lucky to be skipping detention.

Nothing has changed

I feel ya (not like that - perv) "

Which perv? That one over there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What did I miss

Don't worry, there'll probably be updates on the hour. Long story short - big cheque gets exchanged for small cheque in charity fundraiser and sea slugs have a shit time of it....

Sea slugs only have a shit time when they lose there heads

Their, I can't leave bad grammar

And thusly my faith in the education system has been restored.

Mine has not, only in myself. Now please give me a gold star

You're so needy...and lucky to be skipping detention.

Nothing has changed

I feel ya (not like that - perv)

Which perv? That one over there? "

All of them chum. All of them...

Anyway, what's happening in the news??

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"What did I miss

Don't worry, there'll probably be updates on the hour. Long story short - big cheque gets exchanged for small cheque in charity fundraiser and sea slugs have a shit time of it....

Sea slugs only have a shit time when they lose there heads

Their, I can't leave bad grammar

And thusly my faith in the education system has been restored.

Mine has not, only in myself. Now please give me a gold star

You're so needy...and lucky to be skipping detention.

Nothing has changed

I feel ya (not like that - perv)

Which perv? That one over there?

All of them chum. All of them...

Anyway, what's happening in the news?? "

I could really do with a cuppa but I can't be arsed to move. Oh and I just had some pizza. That's all I got at the moment but I'm living in hope that something will happen soon

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