FabSwingers.com forum: Top fab' tips'

By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Less serious top 'tips' for fab users struggling to get to grips with it.

1. If a couple of cock pics haven't worked as expected, use closeups and whet their appetites with gallons of jizz.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Less serious top 'tips' for fab users struggling to get to grips with it.

1. If a couple of cock pics haven't worked as expected, use closeups and whet their appetites with gallons of jizz. "

Always send a FAF message accompanied by the gazillion cock pics as suggested above.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 send a cock pic every 3 seconds and get pussy about not getting a reply

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

FAF is a guaranteed knicker dropper

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By *lofeldMan
over a year ago

Redhill

If you get rejected or ignored, send the lady a mountain of abuse confirming why you were ignored in the first place. And ensure that your insecurities are passed on to someone else, laying the foundations for your future jail confinement and appearance on the sex offenders register.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Always use the default silhouette avatar so everyone knows your either fake, lazy, fugly or sensitive about being noticed.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Always get references before allowing anyone to build your pedestal. Too many cowboys erecting those damn things on dodgy ground

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you get rejected or ignored, send the lady a mountain of abuse confirming why you were ignored in the first place. And ensure that your insecurities are passed on to someone else, laying the foundations for your future jail confinement and appearance on the sex offenders register."

Or ask her to tell you what is wrong with you and justify why you don’t want to fuck them

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

No one will care if you keep your socks on.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Be sure to message all women in your area who are online at midnight. At least one of them will looking to fuck a stranger, rather than just chatting on the Nocturnal thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always let a woman know how much you can breed her as the thought of getting pregnant is the biggest turn on for us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Post numerous pictures of you fucking a variety of different women bare.

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By *lofeldMan
over a year ago

Redhill

Or ask her to tell you what is wrong with you and justify why you don’t want to fuck them

Reasonable. Because the person asking will always be objective.

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By *olymalelincsMan
over a year ago

southend

Always remember she may not have replied the first, second, third, forth or fifth time than doesn't mean she wount reply to the thirtieth time just keep messaging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or ask her to tell you what is wrong with you and justify why you don’t want to fuck them

Reasonable. Because the person asking will always be objective.

Oh completely... definitely the kind to take honest opinions well..

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By *razy ShenanigansCouple
over a year ago

Chelmsford

A TV remote control or a lager can are perfectly acceptable substitutes for measuring devices

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Always use the default silhouette avatar so everyone knows your either fake, lazy, fugly or sensitive about being noticed. "

Or some other reason.

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By *lofeldMan
over a year ago

Redhill

Or ask her to tell you what is wrong with you and justify why you don’t want to fuck them

Reasonable. Because the person asking will always be objective.

Oh completely... definitely the kind to take honest opinions well.."

And to wish you God Speed and merriment for your onward journey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or ask her to tell you what is wrong with you and justify why you don’t want to fuck them

Reasonable. Because the person asking will always be objective.

Oh completely... definitely the kind to take honest opinions well..

And to wish you God Speed and merriment for your onward journey

Or suddenly decide that you have gone from being a goddess to an ugly slag..

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

If that face pic you uploaded isn't getting attention try drawing a pair of shades on with permanent marker and some whiskers while you're at it

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By *as_no_ideaCouple
over a year ago

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Always copy and paste the same message, that has been sent to many others.

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By *lofeldMan
over a year ago

Redhill

Or ask her to tell you what is wrong with you and justify why you don’t want to fuck them

Reasonable. Because the person asking will always be objective.

Oh completely... definitely the kind to take honest opinions well..

And to wish you God Speed and merriment for your onward journey

Or suddenly decide that you have gone from being a goddess to an ugly slag..

With the morals of an alley cat. Sent by someone messaging dozens of women simultaneously on a swinging site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These are all hilarious...LMAO!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or ask her to tell you what is wrong with you and justify why you don’t want to fuck them

Reasonable. Because the person asking will always be objective.

Oh completely... definitely the kind to take honest opinions well..

And to wish you God Speed and merriment for your onward journey

Or suddenly decide that you have gone from being a goddess to an ugly slag..

With the morals of an alley cat. Sent by someone messaging dozens of women simultaneously on a swinging site. "

Well we are on a swinging site so it must mean we just wanna fuck anything that has a pulse right?? (Goes the logic of said guys)..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always copy and paste the same message, that has been sent to many others."

Or send the same message numerous times to someone who has already ignored the previous messages!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Always copy and paste the same message, that has been sent to many others.

Or send the same message numerous times to someone who has already ignored the previous messages!"

Make sure you don't change the name of the recipient, either.

I love seeing who else is getting that carefully crafted message

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Always copy and paste the same message, that has been sent to many others."

Always copy and paste the same message, that has been sent to many others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always copy and paste the same message, that has been sent to many others.

Or send the same message numerous times to someone who has already ignored the previous messages!

Make sure you don't change the name of the recipient, either.

I love seeing who else is getting that carefully crafted message

I love getting messages saying how are you both, to my clearly single profile

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Telling women that we're wrong, stupid, and inferior is a crowd pleaser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No need for correct grammar or fully worded sentences when the below statements will suffice..

wuu2

hey bbe (I’m mean it’s really hard to add that extra letter)

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over a year ago

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By *as_no_ideaCouple
over a year ago

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Always tell a single lady/couple that you have what she wants, without actually knowing what she wants.

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By *as_no_ideaCouple
over a year ago

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Tell the single ladies how badly you are treated on here, coz you know its gunna make her want you badly.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Post “look at me” threads in the forums and be sure to be suitably needy and beggy when posting on other threads. Oh and get all uppity when someone challenges you for being a twat.

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

NEVER get photo verified! The process is arduous, expensive and proves nothing.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Post “look at me” threads in the forums and be sure to be suitably needy and beggy when posting on other threads. Oh and get all uppity when someone challenges you for being a twat. "

Anytime you want to challenge MY twa...

Oh. Sorry Jimbo. I read that wrong

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By *as_no_ideaCouple
over a year ago

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"Always copy and paste the same message, that has been sent to many others.

Always copy and paste the same message, that has been sent to many others

This would work better if you sent it to lots of ladies, rather than a forum post..

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

Lie through your teeth, ok you'll get found out but at at least you managed a meet

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By *nvincible ButterflyWoman
over a year ago

LEEDS

Always act insecure if the woman you are talking to doesn't message you back in 5 seconds. Be sure to repeatedly message her saying "have I upset you?" until she replies.

The ladies just love that

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Put a little

at the end of messages so others know you’re such a nice person and don’t need to hold a conversation because

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always write passive aggressive status updates about the people you believe have treated you badly. Thinly veiled digs get everyone moist and you'll look really clever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put a little

at the end of messages so others know you’re such a nice person and don’t need to hold a conversation because

Thats me!

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

It's in the female psyche to always care about others, especially if they have something boyish about them. Let them know you want mothering, or could do with a sympathy fuck. Better still, tell them you like the well aged look and you could both give each other a sympathy fucking

Obviously when any woman is online, she's toying herself - a few more cock pics could indelibly print her need for you on her mind.

Couples are easy to get, as long as you remember the male is obviously poor in bed - it's not a high standard that you have to beat!

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

If your dick pics haven't worked as expected, follow up with an array of you shagging loads of different women instead. Bonus points if you're bareback too

LvM

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Always write passive aggressive status updates about the people you believe have treated you badly. Thinly veiled digs get everyone moist and you'll look really clever. "

It's also an obvious giveaway that you are masculine, which is what is in demand. Never resist temptation to throw your weight around, others will admire and desire such an Alpha

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

Make sure you tell her exactly how you want her to dress and to bring her toy collection. If she does not have what you want suggest she goes and buys it.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Always copy and paste the same message, that has been sent to many others.

Always copy and paste the same message, that has been sent to many others

This would work better if you sent it to lots of ladies, rather than a forum post..

Couldn't do that. They might all reply and I don't have time to be dealing with that shiz

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Never leave until every single 1 of the profile interests that they promised has been consummated. Anything less is justification for a verification or update that tells the truth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the topic of this thread. An open message to all the ladies:

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Hi hun how's you. I'm about later if you faf. Only fuk bare and gonna fill u up. No worries 'bout sti I think I'm clean. If yer got any girlfriends wanna play to I'm reelly big so plenty to go round lol. Missus don't know I'm on here so need to be careful but im horny af. What she don't know won't hurt her will it lol. Send me face pic so I can see yer I don't never smash no ugly birds. talk soon you know yous gagging for it.

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Mmmm, that's not too bad actually. I'm on a winner with this.

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By *as_no_ideaCouple
over a year ago

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When you are politely turned down, as they aren't interested.

The next message, should be to ask the lady in question, if she knows anyone that might be interested.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Ensure your status tells everyone how bored you are, bored of the site, or that it’s full of time wasters and you’re leaving.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s my notebook filled up with ideas, just off to put it in the bin

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Always let them know that you want them to be your route to trying something new, such as fucking a fatty, someone older than you parents, grandparents etc, as it helps them to feel special.

Abbreviate your messages as much as possible, so they get turned on, reading to the end quickly.

Get their social media ASAP and send porn pics etc, so they know what to expect and give you.

Have a tidy home? Mess it up a bit for your pics

. It brings out their mothering instincts to take care of your needs. Arrange meets before bin day, to get them filled and out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Presume everyone on the site is a easy lay and call them a slut slag or whore in your open message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been using text speak with amazing success, in fact it's probably responsible for 90% of my meets and subsequent verifications.

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Switch to bicurious, so that you can watch bi couples shag - more fun than porn!

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

Ignore the fella on a couples account. It's not like your Fab straight and gonna shag him. Then tell the fem that your the best shes ever gonna have. And your gonna do this by ramming it up her ass dry, rip her in half and leave her begging for more.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Post a thread about Dad Bods vs Six Packs. It has never been done before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t eat yellow snow.

No?

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Standards are for wimps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you want some attention, make sure to let everyone know you are thinking of deleting your account so they can reassure you.

Make sure to only send dick pics to blind girls.

Don't forget to use some extra special coconut oil when you look at hot pics because they are the best of fab and you have to make your wank worth it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On the topic of this thread. An open message to all the ladies:

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Mmmm, that's not too bad actually. I'm on a winner with this.

Wins the thread... just await the FAF messages from the ladies.

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By *nvincible ButterflyWoman
over a year ago

LEEDS

You definitely don't need to read profiles (it's not like we make an effort to write them or anything). Just look at pictures and send your FAF message.

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Always complain about the attention that you get from gay and bi men here, even if you don't. It makes you seem more masculine, attractive and worthy of a sympathy shag.

It's also good form to wank yourself in clubs and is expected before you can take over from the wannabe men who are failing to perform. Push others out of your way, to take your rightful position. It will be understood as sexual confidence.

Text in profiles is the fantasy dream they know they can't have, so set them straight when you message them.

Remember, it's a sex site, nothing else. Thry fuck dozens a day, so won't remember they didn't have you before. Believe in your cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t eat yellow snow.

No?

Just knew someone would say this!!!!

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By *onderWomanWlvWoman
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Don't forget to declare that you can "eat a peach for hours", and my personal fave "I don't bite...unless you ask nicely!"

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By *hillip3001Man
over a year ago

leeds

I’m a discreet guy as quiet shy and new to this but seems like it’s all guys on here am I doing it wrong ?

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Always prove you’ve read a profile by writing “I read your profile” in your message. They’ll never know you actually didn’t read it.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You cruel people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Less serious top 'tips' for fab users struggling to get to grips with it.

1. If a couple of cock pics haven't worked as expected, use closeups and whet their appetites with gallons of jizz. "

Don’t forget the obligatory scenic backdrop such as a toilet seat, steering wheel, or your wife’s dressing table (even though you’re single but can’t accommodate because of building work).

Also, I can’t speak for everyone else on here, but what really gets me going is partially covered or incredibly zoomed out face pictures, especially when I keep asking for a clear one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On the topic of this thread. An open message to all the ladies:

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Mmmm, that's not too bad actually. I'm on a winner with this.

I’ll copy & paste that cheers mate, really useful

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By *ewhorizonsCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

And remember if you have sent a carefully crafted message with recent face pics, the next course of action is to delete/hide your profile. Or at the very least, don’t log back in for a month. Winner winner chicken dinner.

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By *onderWomanWlvWoman
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Don’t forget the obligatory scenic backdrop such as a toilet seat, steering wheel, or your wife’s dressing table (even though you’re single but can’t accommodate because of building work).

Hahaha this one really made me laugh. The amount of men having renovation work done that renders their entire property unusable is phenomenal. What a coincidence!

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