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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Pop over and rub some suncream on my back...

Tia xxx

Anyone else got any Saturday requests?

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Do I have to leave my bed to do it?

If anyone’s passing, please bring bacon.

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London


"Pop over and rub some suncream on my back...

Tia xxx

Anyone else got any Saturday requests?"

Just your back?

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE


"Pop over and rub some suncream on my back...

Tia xxx

Anyone else got any Saturday requests?"

I will just climb down from this tree...next door...and use the cream I have handy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Er, no.

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Yes I can. I'm a maseusse so I'll give you an extra rub.

My only request is some help with the laundry and cooking today so I can do some other stuff. I'm drowning in half term now!

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Yes I can. I'm a maseusse so I'll give you an extra rub.

My only request is some help with the laundry and cooking today so I can do some other stuff. I'm drowning in half term now! "

If you give my calf a rub, I’ll do your washing and cooking, ‘specially if you’ve got bacon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm having my nasel hair waxed today

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes I can. I'm a maseusse so I'll give you an extra rub.

My only request is some help with the laundry and cooking today so I can do some other stuff. I'm drowning in half term now! "

Can’t help with the laundry it’s my housework nemesis but I’ll happily cook in exchange for the extra rub!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pop over and rub some suncream on my back...

Tia xxx

Anyone else got any Saturday requests?

I will just climb down from this tree...next door...and use the cream I have handy "

Didn’t notice you up there...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a request.

Could someone come and do the unpacking and sort my wardrobe out please.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I would like someone to bathe me, dress me, take me to have my 2nd vaccination and then bring me refreshments as I lounge in my garden.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I'm having my nasel hair waxed today "

It's so satisfying plucking the hairs out one by one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can someone rub sun oil on the parts I can't reach.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Go to the loo for me cannot be bothered to move from the garden as enjoying the sun to much.......

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Do I have to leave my bed to do it?

If anyone’s passing, please bring bacon. "

I could do a detour in august when heading to cousins in Manchester if you can wait that long for bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can someone .. apply some to my jewels .. ? can’t have them burnt now

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Do I have to leave my bed to do it?

If anyone’s passing, please bring bacon.

I could do a detour in august when heading to cousins in Manchester if you can wait that long for bacon "

What month are we in now?

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By *nSeeNMan
over a year ago

Z'ha'dum


"Pop over and rub some suncream on my back...

Tia xxx

Anyone else got any Saturday requests?"

I would offer but I dont think I've got the willpower to stop just at your back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can someone rub sun oil on the parts I can't reach. "

Sun cream or aftersun x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can someone rub sun oil on the parts I can't reach.

Sun cream or aftersun x "

both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll require lager shandies whilst out walking today, so if some one could fetch them for me that would be grand

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Can someone rub sun oil on the parts I can't reach.

Sun cream or aftersun x both "

Would like this nice weather to stay in Manchester all the time please

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"Pop over and rub some suncream on my back...

Tia xxx

Anyone else got any Saturday requests?"

We can do more than your back if that helps.

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Do I have to leave my bed to do it?

If anyone’s passing, please bring bacon.

I could do a detour in august when heading to cousins in Manchester if you can wait that long for bacon

What month are we in now? "

I fear you may have to get out your bed before then or you may starve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can someone rub sun oil on the parts I can't reach.

Sun cream or aftersun x both "

Rubs sun cream and aftersun all over madam and I mean all over x

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)


"Pop over and rub some suncream on my back...

Tia xxx

Anyone else got any Saturday requests?"

Having just looked at your profile pics, I imagine you could just walk out into the street and practically any passer by would happily oblige!

My Saturday request? Will you please send me a bunch of private photos??

Have a Happy Weekend!

Gbat x

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Do I have to leave my bed to do it?

If anyone’s passing, please bring bacon.

I could do a detour in august when heading to cousins in Manchester if you can wait that long for bacon

What month are we in now?

I fear you may have to get out your bed before then or you may starve "

Bah, I hate logic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can someone rub sun oil on the parts I can't reach.

Sun cream or aftersun x both

Would like this nice weather to stay in Manchester all the time please "

me too.cant get enough of the sun

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I’ll require lager shandies whilst out walking today, so if some one could fetch them for me that would be grand "

Give us your grid points and I’ll see what I can do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does anyone have cure for no taste or smell

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice


"Pop over and rub some suncream on my back...

Tia xxx

Anyone else got any Saturday requests?"

What factor should I bring or are you on the baby oil

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pop over and rub some suncream on my back...

Tia xxx

Anyone else got any Saturday requests?

Having just looked at your profile pics, I imagine you could just walk out into the street and practically any passer by would happily oblige!

My Saturday request? Will you please send me a bunch of private photos??

Have a Happy Weekend!

Gbat x"

Ha ha.. sneaky request there

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice


"Does anyone have cure for no taste or smell "

10 days of self isolation seem to be the normal solution

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pop over and rub some suncream on my back...

Tia xxx

Anyone else got any Saturday requests?

We can do more than your back if that helps. "

Well if you’re offering

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

My soft hands can do wonders

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a request.

Could someone come and do the unpacking and sort my wardrobe out please. "

I love a good wardrobe sort, so satisfying.. I’m in but on a rainy day.. can’t waste this sunshine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone have cure for no taste or smell

10 days of self isolation seem to be the normal solution "

Long term last may

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By *urreyMassageGentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ashford

If I were closer, it’d be my pleasure!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could someone give me a massage? I appear to have slept funny and now it hurts. Particularly around my hip...

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice


"Could someone give me a massage? I appear to have slept funny and now it hurts. Particularly around my hip..."

Would be my pleasure, would you like the scented or unscented oil

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"Could someone give me a massage? I appear to have slept funny and now it hurts. Particularly around my hip..."

I'll massage your hips if you massage my shoulders

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does anyone have cure for no taste or smell

10 days of self isolation seem to be the normal solution

Long term last may "

An olbas oil inhalation followed by tequila... May wake up the senses

(On a serious note sorry you are suffering with that) x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I were closer, it’d be my pleasure! "

It’s a nice day for a road trip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could someone give me a massage? I appear to have slept funny and now it hurts. Particularly around my hip...

Would be my pleasure, would you like the scented or unscented oil "

Unscented please

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

OP, I've got a notion, you want me to spread some sun tan location all over your peeling skin, du, du, du,... du,du,der,da...

My Saturday request is for someone to join me on a social meet for a drink and chat and to flirt and tease me so that I have to wait sometime before leaving the table... Nothing lude (we'd be in a public space), just old fashioned flirting and teasing

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Can someone rub sun oil on the parts I can't reach.

Sun cream or aftersun x both

Would like this nice weather to stay in Manchester all the time please me too.cant get enough of the sun "

Couldn’t agree with you more Madame butterfly xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can someone rub sun oil on the parts I can't reach.

Sun cream or aftersun x both

Would like this nice weather to stay in Manchester all the time please me too.cant get enough of the sun

Couldn’t agree with you more Madame butterfly xx"

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By *urreyMassageGentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ashford


"If I were closer, it’d be my pleasure!

It’s a nice day for a road trip "

Well, that is most certainly true! *checks google maps for driving time to Worcester*

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

Can someone please message me to arrange a late night meet tonight after work?

#WorthATry haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone have cure for no taste or smell

10 days of self isolation seem to be the normal solution

Long term last may

An olbas oil inhalation followed by tequila... May wake up the senses

(On a serious note sorry you are suffering with that) x"

Thank you have tried everything been admitted to long term covid at Broomfield hospital now plus side of not eating though lost 5.5 stone in a year minus side have to drink complan shakes now for a while bmi dangerous low but hey at least I’m lucky to be alive

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Can someone rub sun oil on the parts I can't reach.

Sun cream or aftersun x both

Would like this nice weather to stay in Manchester all the time please me too.cant get enough of the sun

Couldn’t agree with you more Madame butterfly xx "

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice


"Could someone give me a massage? I appear to have slept funny and now it hurts. Particularly around my hip...

Would be my pleasure, would you like the scented or unscented oil

Unscented please "

Unscented oils and hot stones coming right up would you like to upgrade and make this a body to body massage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unscented oils and hot stones coming right up would you like to upgrade and make this a body to body massage "

Well when you put it like that, it is certainly a tempting offer..

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice


"Unscented oils and hot stones coming right up would you like to upgrade and make this a body to body massage

Well when you put it like that, it is certainly a tempting offer.. "

Tempting offers should always be acted upon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does anyone have cure for no taste or smell

10 days of self isolation seem to be the normal solution

Long term last may

An olbas oil inhalation followed by tequila... May wake up the senses

(On a serious note sorry you are suffering with that) x

Thank you have tried everything been admitted to long term covid at Broomfield hospital now plus side of not eating though lost 5.5 stone in a year minus side have to drink complan shakes now for a while bmi dangerous low but hey at least I’m lucky to be alive "

Oh you poor thing.. amazing that you are still finding some positives.. fingers crossed it can be resolved soon xxx

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I've given the cook the day off today, so can someone please come and cook my steak and chips.

Thanks in advance.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've given the cook the day off today, so can someone please come and cook my steak and chips.

Thanks in advance. "

If you supply the red wine.. I’ll cook the steak

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I've given the cook the day off today, so can someone please come and cook my steak and chips.

Thanks in advance.

If you supply the red wine.. I’ll cook the steak "

Agreed.

P.s. there's enough for 2 if you'd care to join me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've given the cook the day off today, so can someone please come and cook my steak and chips.

Thanks in advance.

If you supply the red wine.. I’ll cook the steak

Agreed.

P.s. there's enough for 2 if you'd care to join me. "

If only you were closer.. already cracked the beer open

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I've given the cook the day off today, so can someone please come and cook my steak and chips.

Thanks in advance.

If you supply the red wine.. I’ll cook the steak

Agreed.

P.s. there's enough for 2 if you'd care to join me.

If only you were closer.. already cracked the beer open "

Another time then, maybe?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've given the cook the day off today, so can someone please come and cook my steak and chips.

Thanks in advance.

If you supply the red wine.. I’ll cook the steak

Agreed.

P.s. there's enough for 2 if you'd care to join me.

If only you were closer.. already cracked the beer open

Another time then, maybe? "

I’ll check the diary

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I've given the cook the day off today, so can someone please come and cook my steak and chips.

Thanks in advance.

If you supply the red wine.. I’ll cook the steak

Agreed.

P.s. there's enough for 2 if you'd care to join me.

If only you were closer.. already cracked the beer open

Another time then, maybe?

I’ll check the diary "

I'd check mine but I'd have to get a life first.

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