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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport

If you could ask God a question what would it be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the fuck am I doing here chatting shit at 7am on a Saturday?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are the lottery numbers for the next rollover euromillions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What the fuck am I doing here chatting shit at 7am on a Saturday? "

Oh as if there's anywhere better to be?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What was terry wogan like ?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Why do you put so many thoughts in busman's head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What the fuck am I doing here chatting shit at 7am on a Saturday?

Oh as if there's anywhere better to be? "

Well, there is that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What the fuck am I doing here chatting shit at 7am on a Saturday?

Oh as if there's anywhere better to be?

Well, there is that "

Knew it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why am I talking to someone I don't believe in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What the fuck am I doing here chatting shit at 7am on a Saturday? "

Haha this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was Earth and humanity, your first attempt, a dummy run like?

Have you got better at it?

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By *mooth tongue 4uMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

Well god ,,,, what would you change if you had to do it all again ?

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Why do you put so many thoughts in busman's head "
Morning my friend got to pass my time some way sitting at bus stops watching the world go by lol xxx

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

Where the hell did I put down the TV remote?

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

Well we all know -

God is a DJ ....

So I’d probably ask for some old school trance as it’s sunny.

Whose with me

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By *aughtywifeandhimCouple
over a year ago

luton

Don’t ask questions to those who don’t exist

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Who cuts your hair......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does a man who loves all have so many exceptions and rules

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By *eyondhornyMan
over a year ago

Abercynon-ish

Testicles?

Really that was the best option?

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Why does a man who loves all have so many exceptions and rules "
very deep for a Saturday morning lol xx

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Testicles?

Really that was the best option? "

never thought of that perfect lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask him why he chose to take all the men, women and children who suffered through cancer.

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Ask him why he chose to take all the men, women and children who suffered through cancer."
There is the question if there is a god why as you have just asked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do you let people do such evil things in the name of religion?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Well we all know -

God is a DJ ....

So I’d probably ask for some old school trance as it’s sunny.

Whose with me "

Me ..Absofuckinlutely

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

Where's your son? He should've been back by now...

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Where's your son? He should've been back by now..."
good question have words with him when I see him lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Testicles?

Really that was the best option? "

Haha that's funny

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Why his son can make lots of people happy with fish and plain bread,yet I struggle to make one woman happy with meat and two veg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why his son can make lots of people happy with fish and plain bread,yet I struggle to make one woman happy with meat and two veg "

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Why his son can make lots of people happy with fish and plain bread,yet I struggle to make one woman happy with meat and two veg "
best answer of the morning prize in the post LOL

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By *enland doggersCouple
over a year ago

PE12 / PE13

Was it strange being the only white western guy in the Middle East?

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By *eyondhornyMan
over a year ago

Abercynon-ish

I would ask God how she feels about so many people shouting her name during sex.

Also, the platypus.. WTF was going on in that creation committee?

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Nothing, otherwise I’d be delusional.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why didn’t you give everyone a fast metabolism?

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"I would ask God how she feels about so many people shouting her name during sex.

Also, the platypus.. WTF was going on in that creation committee? "

snuck that in very subtle calling God her another debate

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

why did you tell us adultery is wrong and YOU made another mans wife pregnant

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

Where were you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why can I not shoot people I dislike?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Do i get in?

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Do i get in? "
you are pure as the driven snow seat on the top table lol xx

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

What have I been smoking, drinking or sniffing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you make people believe in you when you dont exist?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why am I talking to someone I don't believe in?"

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"If you could ask God a question what would it be "

Are my mum and dad together now? (Mum died at the end of April - dad 14 years ago). If they’re not - I’d want to bloody well know why - as they adored each other and we’re both wonderful people. X

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By *eyondhornyMan
over a year ago

Abercynon-ish


"I would ask God how she feels about so many people shouting her name during sex.

Also, the platypus.. WTF was going on in that creation committee? snuck that in very subtle calling God her another debate "

Well it's well known from Dogma that God looks exactly like Alanis Morissette

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"If you could ask God a question what would it be

Are my mum and dad together now? (Mum died at the end of April - dad 14 years ago). If they’re not - I’d want to bloody well know why - as they adored each other and we’re both wonderful people. X"

great question I'm sure you know they are together xx

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