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By *heVonMatterhorns OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Purely platonic, probably some cuddling.

So who's joining K and I for some vanilla laziness?

LvM

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Purely platonic, probably some cuddling.

So who's joining K and I for some vanilla laziness?

LvM "

Budge up I'm coming in!!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Will Soft Kitty be making an appearance? If so I'm there.

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Purely platonic, probably some cuddling.

So who's joining K and I for some vanilla laziness?

LvM

Budge up I'm coming in!! "

Plenty of space in the middle

LvM

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Will Soft Kitty be making an appearance? If so I'm there. "

Of course, plus head scratches, and maybe some actual kitties too

LvM

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Purely platonic, probably some cuddling.

So who's joining K and I for some vanilla laziness?

LvM

Budge up I'm coming in!!

Plenty of space in the middle

LvM"

Whoo hoo!

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

douglas

Room for another this bed's looking good

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I'm down for some cwtching, watching crap on TV and eating treats

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Room for another this bed's looking good "

Of course! Will the rest of the Justice League be joining us? I just think K will need advance warning to prepare herself for Gal Gadot

LvM

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"I'm down for some cwtching, watching crap on TV and eating treats "

Any shows you'd recommend for maximum vegging?

LvM

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

douglas


"Room for another this bed's looking good

Of course! Will the rest of the Justice League be joining us? I just think K will need advance warning to prepare herself for Gal Gadot

LvM"

I haven't called for them yet as I'm greedy haha

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

What’s your bed like for jumping up and down on?

I like to bounce around, have a pillow fight and build a blanket fort before I settle down for cuddles.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I'm down for some cwtching, watching crap on TV and eating treats

Any shows you'd recommend for maximum vegging?

LvM"

That depends what your usual genre of choice is

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

What are you offering?

I've had interest from the other bed, so I'm now torn on which one to go for.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"Will Soft Kitty be making an appearance? If so I'm there.

Of course, plus head scratches, and maybe some actual kitties too

LvM"

Actual kitties and head scratches? You're spoiling us right now. I'll flop myself down with all the grace of a sleepy seal.

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"I'm down for some cwtching, watching crap on TV and eating treats

Any shows you'd recommend for maximum vegging?

LvM"

We don't have a TV in the bedroom though. Only a big mirror facing the bed for when we fancy to watch our own show.

K

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Sounds cute OP but I can't promise I'd be able to keep up platonic...I'm bound to get fanny tingles

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Room for a big one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Purely platonic, probably some cuddling.

So who's joining K and I for some vanilla laziness?

LvM "

What we watching or listening to?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"What’s your bed like for jumping up and down on?

I like to bounce around, have a pillow fight and build a blanket fort before I settle down for cuddles. "

Carful you will knock the treats flying and I'm not eating something if it lands in some curly wurlys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Purely platonic, probably some cuddling.

So who's joining K and I for some vanilla laziness?

LvM "

Well, space is at a premium in the other one and I will have finished washing my hair soon, so do you mind scootching up a bit? As it's platonic, do you have a newspaper?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me. Let’s play mummies and daddies OP and I’ll be mummy.

The first game we’ll play is sucking mummies cock

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"What are you offering?

I've had interest from the other bed, so I'm now torn on which one to go for. "

Spoons, scratches, possibly fur babies, and snack. How's that grab you?

LvM

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

This sounds like fun. I have Maltesers, strawberries and cream and a bottle of Prosecco .

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Will Soft Kitty be making an appearance? If so I'm there.

Of course, plus head scratches, and maybe some actual kitties too

LvM

Actual kitties and head scratches? You're spoiling us right now. I'll flop myself down with all the grace of a sleepy seal. "

Always a pleasure Meli

LvM

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Sounds cute OP but I can't promise I'd be able to keep up platonic...I'm bound to get fanny tingles "

I can hide them with my hand, nobody will know... shhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can big spoon anyone that interested.

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Sounds cute OP but I can't promise I'd be able to keep up platonic...I'm bound to get fanny tingles "

Who're you calling cute? Well you can hang around here until the flutters start but once they do, that's it, you're getting in to that other bed down the hall for misbehaving

LvM

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Room for a big one? "

Of course

LvM

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I'm down for some cwtching, watching crap on TV and eating treats

Any shows you'd recommend for maximum vegging?

LvM

We don't have a TV in the bedroom though. Only a big mirror facing the bed for when we fancy to watch our own show.

K"

It's settled then, we're watching ourselves but will can have music. Or we could huddle into groups and use a few phones so people have variety to choose from

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Any room for a little dino?

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Purely platonic, probably some cuddling.

So who's joining K and I for some vanilla laziness?

LvM

What we watching or listening to? "

Right now? There's a fan going. You're welcome to bring tunes or podcasts to the pile though

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Purely platonic, probably some cuddling.

So who's joining K and I for some vanilla laziness?

LvM "

Did you mean 'us' instead of 'me' on your thread title?

I'd join but I have a bed full.

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"What’s your bed like for jumping up and down on?

I like to bounce around, have a pillow fight and build a blanket fort before I settle down for cuddles. "

Not particularly bouncy actually, it's rather sturdy

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Purely platonic, probably some cuddling.

So who's joining K and I for some vanilla laziness?

LvM

What we watching or listening to?

Right now? There's a fan going. You're welcome to bring tunes or podcasts to the pile though

LvM"

I'll bring snuggles and laughs with some chilled tunes.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Room for a big one?

Of course

LvM"

*Belly flops onto bed with the grace of a disorientated walrus*

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Any room for a little dino? "

Did you paint it yet

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"Room for a big one?

Of course

LvM

*Belly flops onto bed with the grace of a disorientated walrus* "

Yaaay! Embrace your spirit animal and flop, I'm channelling my inner seal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if there’s cake bween brakes

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick


"Any room for a little dino?

Did you paint it yet "

Not yet.

Maybe tomorrow

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Purely platonic, probably some cuddling.

So who's joining K and I for some vanilla laziness?

LvM

Well, space is at a premium in the other one and I will have finished washing my hair soon, so do you mind scootching up a bit? As it's platonic, do you have a newspaper? "

I'm sorry I don't, how about a book?

LvM

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Me. Let’s play mummies and daddies OP and I’ll be mummy.

The first game we’ll play is sucking mummies cock "

That... uh, that escalated quickly. That really got out of hand fast

LvM

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"This sounds like fun. I have Maltesers, strawberries and cream and a bottle of Prosecco ."

Excellent choices, you're in

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we watch tv and have a pillow fight ?

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Any room for a little dino? "

As long as you're careful where you wave that tail

LvM

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Purely platonic, probably some cuddling.

So who's joining K and I for some vanilla laziness?

LvM

Did you mean 'us' instead of 'me' on your thread title?

I'd join but I have a bed full. "

But it's not as good if I change the title

Ah come on in, I'm sure they'll be fine on their own now that you've got them started

LvM

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln


" Can we watch tv and have a pillow fight ? "

*Shrug* Sure, why not?

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in but don't wake me up too early

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Purely platonic, probably some cuddling.

So who's joining K and I for some vanilla laziness?

LvM

Did you mean 'us' instead of 'me' on your thread title?

I'd join but I have a bed full.

But it's not as good if I change the title

Ah come on in, I'm sure they'll be fine on their own now that you've got them started

LvM"

When I need a breather I'll come snuggle... Then hop back to mine again.

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick


"Any room for a little dino?

As long as you're careful where you wave that tail

LvM"

I'll try, but I can't guarantee what it'll do, it's like it's got a mind of its own especially when it gets excited

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"What are you offering?

I've had interest from the other bed, so I'm now torn on which one to go for. "

I'm in this one does that make the decision easier

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton


"Purely platonic, probably some cuddling.

So who's joining K and I for some vanilla laziness?

LvM "

Please sir/miss can I join you with my fwb? All snuggled in together. NSA

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Any room for a little dino?

As long as you're careful where you wave that tail

LvM

I'll try, but I can't guarantee what it'll do, it's like it's got a mind of its own especially when it gets excited "

Just try not to look at the ladies in their soft, fluffy pajamas. Wouldn't want anyone getting too excitable now

LvM

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"I'm in but don't wake me up too early "

Pfft, of course, its Saturday

LvM

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By *hrough the looking gla55Couple
over a year ago

Epsom

Are pjs optional...?

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Purely platonic, probably some cuddling.

So who's joining K and I for some vanilla laziness?

LvM

Did you mean 'us' instead of 'me' on your thread title?

I'd join but I have a bed full.

But it's not as good if I change the title

Ah come on in, I'm sure they'll be fine on their own now that you've got them started

LvM

When I need a breather I'll come snuggle... Then hop back to mine again. "

Just try not to get our bed too sweaty when you come back, okay?

LvM

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Ok there's been a slight change of plan.

I've decided to join the other bed and I'm taking my treats with me.

It's not that you aren't lovely here but I really need to get rid of some frustration and I feel being in the bed would only add to that with it only being cuddling

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Purely platonic, probably some cuddling.

So who's joining K and I for some vanilla laziness?

LvM

Please sir/miss can I join you with my fwb? All snuggled in together. NSA "

The more the merrier

LvM

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Are pjs optional...? "

Whatever you feel most comfortable in... or out of

LvM

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Ok there's been a slight change of plan.

I've decided to join the other bed and I'm taking my treats with me.

It's not that you aren't lovely here but I really need to get rid of some frustration and I feel being in the bed would only add to that with it only being cuddling "

It's fine, I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed. You go have fun though, enjoy getting all worked up and sweaty

LvM

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Yes but I have conditions. The ambient temperature needs to be precisely 18c, I will need a duvet and 3feather pillows. I will require for both of you to tell me how soft my hair is because it’s really super soft at the moment and I feel like I’m wasting it stroking it myself like a hair pervert

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Ok there's been a slight change of plan.

I've decided to join the other bed and I'm taking my treats with me.

It's not that you aren't lovely here but I really need to get rid of some frustration and I feel being in the bed would only add to that with it only being cuddling

It's fine, I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed. You go have fun though, enjoy getting all worked up and sweaty

LvM"

I'll come back when I need a tea break to recharge, I'll wet wipe so I will be clean ish

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Yes but I have conditions. The ambient temperature needs to be precisely 18c, I will need a duvet and 3feather pillows. I will require for both of you to tell me how soft my hair is because it’s really super soft at the moment and I feel like I’m wasting it stroking it myself like a hair pervert "

For you Jamie, of course But seriously, like how soft are we talking here?

LvM

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Yes but I have conditions. The ambient temperature needs to be precisely 18c, I will need a duvet and 3feather pillows. I will require for both of you to tell me how soft my hair is because it’s really super soft at the moment and I feel like I’m wasting it stroking it myself like a hair pervert

For you Jamie, of course But seriously, like how soft are we talking here?

LvM"

SO soft! I would win a rosette if someone entered me in a show.

Also, no snacks in bed. That’s how you get a crumby night sleep

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Purely platonic, probably some cuddling.

So who's joining K and I for some vanilla laziness?

LvM "

I’m too old, sorry!

Anyone else looking for a cuddle? Can be naked if you like?

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Yes but I have conditions. The ambient temperature needs to be precisely 18c, I will need a duvet and 3feather pillows. I will require for both of you to tell me how soft my hair is because it’s really super soft at the moment and I feel like I’m wasting it stroking it myself like a hair pervert

For you Jamie, of course But seriously, like how soft are we talking here?

LvM

SO soft! I would win a rosette if someone entered me in a show.

Also, no snacks in bed. That’s how you get a crumby night sleep "

Well now we *have* to get our hands on it Y'know, just to feel how soft it is in our hands

Did you... did you just...?

LvM

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Yes but I have conditions. The ambient temperature needs to be precisely 18c, I will need a duvet and 3feather pillows. I will require for both of you to tell me how soft my hair is because it’s really super soft at the moment and I feel like I’m wasting it stroking it myself like a hair pervert

For you Jamie, of course But seriously, like how soft are we talking here?

LvM

SO soft! I would win a rosette if someone entered me in a show.

Also, no snacks in bed. That’s how you get a crumby night sleep "

I like stroking hair and with the snacks you have to pick non crumbly ones. Nobody wants to get a chilli crisp in a nasty place

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Yes but I have conditions. The ambient temperature needs to be precisely 18c, I will need a duvet and 3feather pillows. I will require for both of you to tell me how soft my hair is because it’s really super soft at the moment and I feel like I’m wasting it stroking it myself like a hair pervert

For you Jamie, of course But seriously, like how soft are we talking here?

LvM

SO soft! I would win a rosette if someone entered me in a show.

Also, no snacks in bed. That’s how you get a crumby night sleep

Well now we *have* to get our hands on it Y'know, just to feel how soft it is in our hands

Did you... did you just...?

LvM"

Someone needs to touch me hair!

Yes. Yes I did

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Yes but I have conditions. The ambient temperature needs to be precisely 18c, I will need a duvet and 3feather pillows. I will require for both of you to tell me how soft my hair is because it’s really super soft at the moment and I feel like I’m wasting it stroking it myself like a hair pervert

For you Jamie, of course But seriously, like how soft are we talking here?

LvM

SO soft! I would win a rosette if someone entered me in a show.

Also, no snacks in bed. That’s how you get a crumby night sleep

I like stroking hair and with the snacks you have to pick non crumbly ones. Nobody wants to get a chilli crisp in a nasty place "

There will be no snack hands near this mane of glory, thank you. Snacks 2m away at all time. I am socially distancing my hair from snacks.

Thank you for your cooperation

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton


"Yes but I have conditions. The ambient temperature needs to be precisely 18c, I will need a duvet and 3feather pillows. I will require for both of you to tell me how soft my hair is because it’s really super soft at the moment and I feel like I’m wasting it stroking it myself like a hair pervert "

I’ll stroke it for you......and your hair x

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Yes but I have conditions. The ambient temperature needs to be precisely 18c, I will need a duvet and 3feather pillows. I will require for both of you to tell me how soft my hair is because it’s really super soft at the moment and I feel like I’m wasting it stroking it myself like a hair pervert

For you Jamie, of course But seriously, like how soft are we talking here?

LvM

SO soft! I would win a rosette if someone entered me in a show.

Also, no snacks in bed. That’s how you get a crumby night sleep

I like stroking hair and with the snacks you have to pick non crumbly ones. Nobody wants to get a chilli crisp in a nasty place

There will be no snack hands near this mane of glory, thank you. Snacks 2m away at all time. I am socially distancing my hair from snacks.

Thank you for your cooperation "

But I have wet wipes and I really want to feel the softness

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Yes but I have conditions. The ambient temperature needs to be precisely 18c, I will need a duvet and 3feather pillows. I will require for both of you to tell me how soft my hair is because it’s really super soft at the moment and I feel like I’m wasting it stroking it myself like a hair pervert

For you Jamie, of course But seriously, like how soft are we talking here?

LvM

SO soft! I would win a rosette if someone entered me in a show.

Also, no snacks in bed. That’s how you get a crumby night sleep

I like stroking hair and with the snacks you have to pick non crumbly ones. Nobody wants to get a chilli crisp in a nasty place "

You defected to the other bed, be off with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes but I have conditions. The ambient temperature needs to be precisely 18c, I will need a duvet and 3feather pillows. I will require for both of you to tell me how soft my hair is because it’s really super soft at the moment and I feel like I’m wasting it stroking it myself like a hair pervert

For you Jamie, of course But seriously, like how soft are we talking here?

LvM

SO soft! I would win a rosette if someone entered me in a show.

Also, no snacks in bed. That’s how you get a crumby night sleep

I like stroking hair and with the snacks you have to pick non crumbly ones. Nobody wants to get a chilli crisp in a nasty place

You defected to the other bed, be off with you "

territorial rights

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Yes but I have conditions. The ambient temperature needs to be precisely 18c, I will need a duvet and 3feather pillows. I will require for both of you to tell me how soft my hair is because it’s really super soft at the moment and I feel like I’m wasting it stroking it myself like a hair pervert

For you Jamie, of course But seriously, like how soft are we talking here?

LvM

SO soft! I would win a rosette if someone entered me in a show.

Also, no snacks in bed. That’s how you get a crumby night sleep

I like stroking hair and with the snacks you have to pick non crumbly ones. Nobody wants to get a chilli crisp in a nasty place

There will be no snack hands near this mane of glory, thank you. Snacks 2m away at all time. I am socially distancing my hair from snacks.

Thank you for your cooperation

But I have wet wipes and I really want to feel the softness "

This is a disaster. I don’t want to withhold soft hair from anyone.

I’m in over my shiny soft head here.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Yes but I have conditions. The ambient temperature needs to be precisely 18c, I will need a duvet and 3feather pillows. I will require for both of you to tell me how soft my hair is because it’s really super soft at the moment and I feel like I’m wasting it stroking it myself like a hair pervert

For you Jamie, of course But seriously, like how soft are we talking here?

LvM

SO soft! I would win a rosette if someone entered me in a show.

Also, no snacks in bed. That’s how you get a crumby night sleep

I like stroking hair and with the snacks you have to pick non crumbly ones. Nobody wants to get a chilli crisp in a nasty place

You defected to the other bed, be off with you "

I said I'd be back

You wouldn't deny me a spot beside you now would you

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Yes but I have conditions. The ambient temperature needs to be precisely 18c, I will need a duvet and 3feather pillows. I will require for both of you to tell me how soft my hair is because it’s really super soft at the moment and I feel like I’m wasting it stroking it myself like a hair pervert

For you Jamie, of course But seriously, like how soft are we talking here?

LvM

SO soft! I would win a rosette if someone entered me in a show.

Also, no snacks in bed. That’s how you get a crumby night sleep

I like stroking hair and with the snacks you have to pick non crumbly ones. Nobody wants to get a chilli crisp in a nasty place

You defected to the other bed, be off with you "

She's not wrong Maybe we need to get ourselves a bouncer to stop all these bed flip flippers

LvM

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Yes but I have conditions. The ambient temperature needs to be precisely 18c, I will need a duvet and 3feather pillows. I will require for both of you to tell me how soft my hair is because it’s really super soft at the moment and I feel like I’m wasting it stroking it myself like a hair pervert

For you Jamie, of course But seriously, like how soft are we talking here?

LvM

SO soft! I would win a rosette if someone entered me in a show.

Also, no snacks in bed. That’s how you get a crumby night sleep

I like stroking hair and with the snacks you have to pick non crumbly ones. Nobody wants to get a chilli crisp in a nasty place

There will be no snack hands near this mane of glory, thank you. Snacks 2m away at all time. I am socially distancing my hair from snacks.

Thank you for your cooperation

But I have wet wipes and I really want to feel the softness

This is a disaster. I don’t want to withhold soft hair from anyone.

I’m in over my shiny soft head here. "

Yes I promise no wotsits before stroking commences

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Yes but I have conditions. The ambient temperature needs to be precisely 18c, I will need a duvet and 3feather pillows. I will require for both of you to tell me how soft my hair is because it’s really super soft at the moment and I feel like I’m wasting it stroking it myself like a hair pervert

For you Jamie, of course But seriously, like how soft are we talking here?

LvM

SO soft! I would win a rosette if someone entered me in a show.

Also, no snacks in bed. That’s how you get a crumby night sleep

I like stroking hair and with the snacks you have to pick non crumbly ones. Nobody wants to get a chilli crisp in a nasty place

You defected to the other bed, be off with you

I said I'd be back

You wouldn't deny me a spot beside you now would you "

You'll have to fight k and lvm I'm currently snuggled in the middle of them

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Yes but I have conditions. The ambient temperature needs to be precisely 18c, I will need a duvet and 3feather pillows. I will require for both of you to tell me how soft my hair is because it’s really super soft at the moment and I feel like I’m wasting it stroking it myself like a hair pervert

For you Jamie, of course But seriously, like how soft are we talking here?

LvM

SO soft! I would win a rosette if someone entered me in a show.

Also, no snacks in bed. That’s how you get a crumby night sleep

I like stroking hair and with the snacks you have to pick non crumbly ones. Nobody wants to get a chilli crisp in a nasty place

You defected to the other bed, be off with you

I said I'd be back

You wouldn't deny me a spot beside you now would you

You'll have to fight k and lvm I'm currently snuggled in the middle of them "

I'll just enter from end of bed and get on top of you

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton


"Yes but I have conditions. The ambient temperature needs to be precisely 18c, I will need a duvet and 3feather pillows. I will require for both of you to tell me how soft my hair is because it’s really super soft at the moment and I feel like I’m wasting it stroking it myself like a hair pervert

For you Jamie, of course But seriously, like how soft are we talking here?

LvM

SO soft! I would win a rosette if someone entered me in a show.

Also, no snacks in bed. That’s how you get a crumby night sleep

I like stroking hair and with the snacks you have to pick non crumbly ones. Nobody wants to get a chilli crisp in a nasty place

You defected to the other bed, be off with you

I said I'd be back

You wouldn't deny me a spot beside you now would you

You'll have to fight k and lvm I'm currently snuggled in the middle of them "

And where am I?

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Yes but I have conditions. The ambient temperature needs to be precisely 18c, I will need a duvet and 3feather pillows. I will require for both of you to tell me how soft my hair is because it’s really super soft at the moment and I feel like I’m wasting it stroking it myself like a hair pervert

For you Jamie, of course But seriously, like how soft are we talking here?

LvM

SO soft! I would win a rosette if someone entered me in a show.

Also, no snacks in bed. That’s how you get a crumby night sleep

I like stroking hair and with the snacks you have to pick non crumbly ones. Nobody wants to get a chilli crisp in a nasty place

You defected to the other bed, be off with you

I said I'd be back

You wouldn't deny me a spot beside you now would you

You'll have to fight k and lvm I'm currently snuggled in the middle of them

I'll just enter from end of bed and get on top of you "

Now you're talking

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Yes but I have conditions. The ambient temperature needs to be precisely 18c, I will need a duvet and 3feather pillows. I will require for both of you to tell me how soft my hair is because it’s really super soft at the moment and I feel like I’m wasting it stroking it myself like a hair pervert

For you Jamie, of course But seriously, like how soft are we talking here?

LvM

SO soft! I would win a rosette if someone entered me in a show.

Also, no snacks in bed. That’s how you get a crumby night sleep

I like stroking hair and with the snacks you have to pick non crumbly ones. Nobody wants to get a chilli crisp in a nasty place

You defected to the other bed, be off with you

I said I'd be back

You wouldn't deny me a spot beside you now would you

You'll have to fight k and lvm I'm currently snuggled in the middle of them

And where am I?"

At the top of the bed stroking my hair and telling me I'm pretty

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton


"Yes but I have conditions. The ambient temperature needs to be precisely 18c, I will need a duvet and 3feather pillows. I will require for both of you to tell me how soft my hair is because it’s really super soft at the moment and I feel like I’m wasting it stroking it myself like a hair pervert

For you Jamie, of course But seriously, like how soft are we talking here?

LvM

SO soft! I would win a rosette if someone entered me in a show.

Also, no snacks in bed. That’s how you get a crumby night sleep

I like stroking hair and with the snacks you have to pick non crumbly ones. Nobody wants to get a chilli crisp in a nasty place

You defected to the other bed, be off with you

I said I'd be back

You wouldn't deny me a spot beside you now would you

You'll have to fight k and lvm I'm currently snuggled in the middle of them

And where am I?

At the top of the bed stroking my hair and telling me I'm pretty "

Can I stroke Jamie’s hair too?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Yes but I have conditions. The ambient temperature needs to be precisely 18c, I will need a duvet and 3feather pillows. I will require for both of you to tell me how soft my hair is because it’s really super soft at the moment and I feel like I’m wasting it stroking it myself like a hair pervert

For you Jamie, of course But seriously, like how soft are we talking here?

LvM

SO soft! I would win a rosette if someone entered me in a show.

Also, no snacks in bed. That’s how you get a crumby night sleep

I like stroking hair and with the snacks you have to pick non crumbly ones. Nobody wants to get a chilli crisp in a nasty place

You defected to the other bed, be off with you

I said I'd be back

You wouldn't deny me a spot beside you now would you

You'll have to fight k and lvm I'm currently snuggled in the middle of them

And where am I?

At the top of the bed stroking my hair and telling me I'm pretty "

Is he sitting on the headboard?

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Yes but I have conditions. The ambient temperature needs to be precisely 18c, I will need a duvet and 3feather pillows. I will require for both of you to tell me how soft my hair is because it’s really super soft at the moment and I feel like I’m wasting it stroking it myself like a hair pervert

For you Jamie, of course But seriously, like how soft are we talking here?

LvM

SO soft! I would win a rosette if someone entered me in a show.

Also, no snacks in bed. That’s how you get a crumby night sleep

I like stroking hair and with the snacks you have to pick non crumbly ones. Nobody wants to get a chilli crisp in a nasty place

You defected to the other bed, be off with you

I said I'd be back

You wouldn't deny me a spot beside you now would you

You'll have to fight k and lvm I'm currently snuggled in the middle of them

And where am I?

At the top of the bed stroking my hair and telling me I'm pretty

Is he sitting on the headboard? "

He knows his place

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Yes but I have conditions. The ambient temperature needs to be precisely 18c, I will need a duvet and 3feather pillows. I will require for both of you to tell me how soft my hair is because it’s really super soft at the moment and I feel like I’m wasting it stroking it myself like a hair pervert

For you Jamie, of course But seriously, like how soft are we talking here?

LvM

SO soft! I would win a rosette if someone entered me in a show.

Also, no snacks in bed. That’s how you get a crumby night sleep

I like stroking hair and with the snacks you have to pick non crumbly ones. Nobody wants to get a chilli crisp in a nasty place

You defected to the other bed, be off with you

I said I'd be back

You wouldn't deny me a spot beside you now would you

You'll have to fight k and lvm I'm currently snuggled in the middle of them

I'll just enter from end of bed and get on top of you

Now you're talking "

Wasn't talking I had in mind

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Yes but I have conditions. The ambient temperature needs to be precisely 18c, I will need a duvet and 3feather pillows. I will require for both of you to tell me how soft my hair is because it’s really super soft at the moment and I feel like I’m wasting it stroking it myself like a hair pervert

For you Jamie, of course But seriously, like how soft are we talking here?

LvM

SO soft! I would win a rosette if someone entered me in a show.

Also, no snacks in bed. That’s how you get a crumby night sleep

I like stroking hair and with the snacks you have to pick non crumbly ones. Nobody wants to get a chilli crisp in a nasty place

You defected to the other bed, be off with you

I said I'd be back

You wouldn't deny me a spot beside you now would you

You'll have to fight k and lvm I'm currently snuggled in the middle of them

And where am I?

At the top of the bed stroking my hair and telling me I'm pretty

Is he sitting on the headboard?

He knows his place "

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Yes but I have conditions. The ambient temperature needs to be precisely 18c, I will need a duvet and 3feather pillows. I will require for both of you to tell me how soft my hair is because it’s really super soft at the moment and I feel like I’m wasting it stroking it myself like a hair pervert

For you Jamie, of course But seriously, like how soft are we talking here?

LvM

SO soft! I would win a rosette if someone entered me in a show.

Also, no snacks in bed. That’s how you get a crumby night sleep

I like stroking hair and with the snacks you have to pick non crumbly ones. Nobody wants to get a chilli crisp in a nasty place

You defected to the other bed, be off with you

I said I'd be back

You wouldn't deny me a spot beside you now would you

You'll have to fight k and lvm I'm currently snuggled in the middle of them

I'll just enter from end of bed and get on top of you

Now you're talking

Wasn't talking I had in mind "

Out! Both of you! Off to the other bed with you

LvM

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Yes but I have conditions. The ambient temperature needs to be precisely 18c, I will need a duvet and 3feather pillows. I will require for both of you to tell me how soft my hair is because it’s really super soft at the moment and I feel like I’m wasting it stroking it myself like a hair pervert

For you Jamie, of course But seriously, like how soft are we talking here?

LvM

SO soft! I would win a rosette if someone entered me in a show.

Also, no snacks in bed. That’s how you get a crumby night sleep

I like stroking hair and with the snacks you have to pick non crumbly ones. Nobody wants to get a chilli crisp in a nasty place

You defected to the other bed, be off with you

I said I'd be back

You wouldn't deny me a spot beside you now would you

You'll have to fight k and lvm I'm currently snuggled in the middle of them

I'll just enter from end of bed and get on top of you

Now you're talking

Wasn't talking I had in mind "

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Yes but I have conditions. The ambient temperature needs to be precisely 18c, I will need a duvet and 3feather pillows. I will require for both of you to tell me how soft my hair is because it’s really super soft at the moment and I feel like I’m wasting it stroking it myself like a hair pervert

For you Jamie, of course But seriously, like how soft are we talking here?

LvM

SO soft! I would win a rosette if someone entered me in a show.

Also, no snacks in bed. That’s how you get a crumby night sleep

I like stroking hair and with the snacks you have to pick non crumbly ones. Nobody wants to get a chilli crisp in a nasty place

You defected to the other bed, be off with you

I said I'd be back

You wouldn't deny me a spot beside you now would you

You'll have to fight k and lvm I'm currently snuggled in the middle of them

I'll just enter from end of bed and get on top of you

Now you're talking

Wasn't talking I had in mind

Out! Both of you! Off to the other bed with you

LvM"

I was only talking about a tinder filled cuddle sandwich honestly

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Yes but I have conditions. The ambient temperature needs to be precisely 18c, I will need a duvet and 3feather pillows. I will require for both of you to tell me how soft my hair is because it’s really super soft at the moment and I feel like I’m wasting it stroking it myself like a hair pervert

For you Jamie, of course But seriously, like how soft are we talking here?

LvM

SO soft! I would win a rosette if someone entered me in a show.

Also, no snacks in bed. That’s how you get a crumby night sleep

I like stroking hair and with the snacks you have to pick non crumbly ones. Nobody wants to get a chilli crisp in a nasty place

You defected to the other bed, be off with you

I said I'd be back

You wouldn't deny me a spot beside you now would you

You'll have to fight k and lvm I'm currently snuggled in the middle of them

I'll just enter from end of bed and get on top of you

Now you're talking

Wasn't talking I had in mind

Out! Both of you! Off to the other bed with you

LvM"

Sorry I couldn't help myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes but I have conditions. The ambient temperature needs to be precisely 18c, I will need a duvet and 3feather pillows. I will require for both of you to tell me how soft my hair is because it’s really super soft at the moment and I feel like I’m wasting it stroking it myself like a hair pervert

For you Jamie, of course But seriously, like how soft are we talking here?

LvM

SO soft! I would win a rosette if someone entered me in a show.

Also, no snacks in bed. That’s how you get a crumby night sleep

I like stroking hair and with the snacks you have to pick non crumbly ones. Nobody wants to get a chilli crisp in a nasty place

You defected to the other bed, be off with you

I said I'd be back

You wouldn't deny me a spot beside you now would you

You'll have to fight k and lvm I'm currently snuggled in the middle of them

And where am I?

At the top of the bed stroking my hair and telling me I'm pretty

Is he sitting on the headboard?

He knows his place

"

You still here?! though you jumped ship

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Yes but I have conditions. The ambient temperature needs to be precisely 18c, I will need a duvet and 3feather pillows. I will require for both of you to tell me how soft my hair is because it’s really super soft at the moment and I feel like I’m wasting it stroking it myself like a hair pervert

For you Jamie, of course But seriously, like how soft are we talking here?

LvM

SO soft! I would win a rosette if someone entered me in a show.

Also, no snacks in bed. That’s how you get a crumby night sleep

I like stroking hair and with the snacks you have to pick non crumbly ones. Nobody wants to get a chilli crisp in a nasty place

You defected to the other bed, be off with you

I said I'd be back

You wouldn't deny me a spot beside you now would you

You'll have to fight k and lvm I'm currently snuggled in the middle of them

And where am I?

At the top of the bed stroking my hair and telling me I'm pretty

Is he sitting on the headboard?

He knows his place

You still here?! though you jumped ship "

I did but then I remembered tinder was here and Jamie has hair I need to play with. Also I think most of the others have flaked out and gone to sleep

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Yes but I have conditions. The ambient temperature needs to be precisely 18c, I will need a duvet and 3feather pillows. I will require for both of you to tell me how soft my hair is because it’s really super soft at the moment and I feel like I’m wasting it stroking it myself like a hair pervert

For you Jamie, of course But seriously, like how soft are we talking here?

LvM

SO soft! I would win a rosette if someone entered me in a show.

Also, no snacks in bed. That’s how you get a crumby night sleep

I like stroking hair and with the snacks you have to pick non crumbly ones. Nobody wants to get a chilli crisp in a nasty place

You defected to the other bed, be off with you

I said I'd be back

You wouldn't deny me a spot beside you now would you

You'll have to fight k and lvm I'm currently snuggled in the middle of them

And where am I?

At the top of the bed stroking my hair and telling me I'm pretty

Is he sitting on the headboard?

He knows his place

You still here?! though you jumped ship

I did but then I remembered tinder was here and Jamie has hair I need to play with. Also I think most of the others have flaked out and gone to sleep "

And you're here also I've course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes but I have conditions. The ambient temperature needs to be precisely 18c, I will need a duvet and 3feather pillows. I will require for both of you to tell me how soft my hair is because it’s really super soft at the moment and I feel like I’m wasting it stroking it myself like a hair pervert

For you Jamie, of course But seriously, like how soft are we talking here?

LvM

SO soft! I would win a rosette if someone entered me in a show.

Also, no snacks in bed. That’s how you get a crumby night sleep

I like stroking hair and with the snacks you have to pick non crumbly ones. Nobody wants to get a chilli crisp in a nasty place

You defected to the other bed, be off with you

I said I'd be back

You wouldn't deny me a spot beside you now would you

You'll have to fight k and lvm I'm currently snuggled in the middle of them

And where am I?

At the top of the bed stroking my hair and telling me I'm pretty

Is he sitting on the headboard?

He knows his place

You still here?! though you jumped ship

I did but then I remembered tinder was here and Jamie has hair I need to play with. Also I think most of the others have flaked out and gone to sleep "

So you're taking one for the team who are slacking.

Arent you a good boy

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Yes but I have conditions. The ambient temperature needs to be precisely 18c, I will need a duvet and 3feather pillows. I will require for both of you to tell me how soft my hair is because it’s really super soft at the moment and I feel like I’m wasting it stroking it myself like a hair pervert

For you Jamie, of course But seriously, like how soft are we talking here?

LvM

SO soft! I would win a rosette if someone entered me in a show.

Also, no snacks in bed. That’s how you get a crumby night sleep

I like stroking hair and with the snacks you have to pick non crumbly ones. Nobody wants to get a chilli crisp in a nasty place

You defected to the other bed, be off with you

I said I'd be back

You wouldn't deny me a spot beside you now would you

You'll have to fight k and lvm I'm currently snuggled in the middle of them

And where am I?

At the top of the bed stroking my hair and telling me I'm pretty

Is he sitting on the headboard?

He knows his place

You still here?! though you jumped ship

I did but then I remembered tinder was here and Jamie has hair I need to play with. Also I think most of the others have flaked out and gone to sleep

So you're taking one for the team who are slacking.

Arent you a good boy "

Someone has to stand up when needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes but I have conditions. The ambient temperature needs to be precisely 18c, I will need a duvet and 3feather pillows. I will require for both of you to tell me how soft my hair is because it’s really super soft at the moment and I feel like I’m wasting it stroking it myself like a hair pervert

For you Jamie, of course But seriously, like how soft are we talking here?

LvM

SO soft! I would win a rosette if someone entered me in a show.

Also, no snacks in bed. That’s how you get a crumby night sleep

I like stroking hair and with the snacks you have to pick non crumbly ones. Nobody wants to get a chilli crisp in a nasty place

You defected to the other bed, be off with you

I said I'd be back

You wouldn't deny me a spot beside you now would you

You'll have to fight k and lvm I'm currently snuggled in the middle of them

And where am I?

At the top of the bed stroking my hair and telling me I'm pretty

Is he sitting on the headboard?

He knows his place

You still here?! though you jumped ship

I did but then I remembered tinder was here and Jamie has hair I need to play with. Also I think most of the others have flaked out and gone to sleep

And you're here also I've course "

Aha nice save

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes but I have conditions. The ambient temperature needs to be precisely 18c, I will need a duvet and 3feather pillows. I will require for both of you to tell me how soft my hair is because it’s really super soft at the moment and I feel like I’m wasting it stroking it myself like a hair pervert

For you Jamie, of course But seriously, like how soft are we talking here?

LvM

SO soft! I would win a rosette if someone entered me in a show.

Also, no snacks in bed. That’s how you get a crumby night sleep

I like stroking hair and with the snacks you have to pick non crumbly ones. Nobody wants to get a chilli crisp in a nasty place

You defected to the other bed, be off with you

I said I'd be back

You wouldn't deny me a spot beside you now would you

You'll have to fight k and lvm I'm currently snuggled in the middle of them

And where am I?

At the top of the bed stroking my hair and telling me I'm pretty

Is he sitting on the headboard?

He knows his place

You still here?! though you jumped ship

I did but then I remembered tinder was here and Jamie has hair I need to play with. Also I think most of the others have flaked out and gone to sleep

So you're taking one for the team who are slacking.

Arent you a good boy

Someone has to stand up when needed "

Are you the real slim shady?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Yes but I have conditions. The ambient temperature needs to be precisely 18c, I will need a duvet and 3feather pillows. I will require for both of you to tell me how soft my hair is because it’s really super soft at the moment and I feel like I’m wasting it stroking it myself like a hair pervert

For you Jamie, of course But seriously, like how soft are we talking here?

LvM

SO soft! I would win a rosette if someone entered me in a show.

Also, no snacks in bed. That’s how you get a crumby night sleep

I like stroking hair and with the snacks you have to pick non crumbly ones. Nobody wants to get a chilli crisp in a nasty place

You defected to the other bed, be off with you

I said I'd be back

You wouldn't deny me a spot beside you now would you

You'll have to fight k and lvm I'm currently snuggled in the middle of them

And where am I?

At the top of the bed stroking my hair and telling me I'm pretty

Is he sitting on the headboard?

He knows his place

You still here?! though you jumped ship

I did but then I remembered tinder was here and Jamie has hair I need to play with. Also I think most of the others have flaked out and gone to sleep

And you're here also I've course

Aha nice save "

Make sure you swallow it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes but I have conditions. The ambient temperature needs to be precisely 18c, I will need a duvet and 3feather pillows. I will require for both of you to tell me how soft my hair is because it’s really super soft at the moment and I feel like I’m wasting it stroking it myself like a hair pervert

For you Jamie, of course But seriously, like how soft are we talking here?

LvM

SO soft! I would win a rosette if someone entered me in a show.

Also, no snacks in bed. That’s how you get a crumby night sleep

I like stroking hair and with the snacks you have to pick non crumbly ones. Nobody wants to get a chilli crisp in a nasty place

You defected to the other bed, be off with you

I said I'd be back

You wouldn't deny me a spot beside you now would you

You'll have to fight k and lvm I'm currently snuggled in the middle of them

And where am I?

At the top of the bed stroking my hair and telling me I'm pretty

Is he sitting on the headboard?

He knows his place

You still here?! though you jumped ship

I did but then I remembered tinder was here and Jamie has hair I need to play with. Also I think most of the others have flaked out and gone to sleep

And you're here also I've course

Aha nice save

Make sure you swallow it "

Hahaha!! Well, you've seen my videos, you know it's my forté

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Yes but I have conditions. The ambient temperature needs to be precisely 18c, I will need a duvet and 3feather pillows. I will require for both of you to tell me how soft my hair is because it’s really super soft at the moment and I feel like I’m wasting it stroking it myself like a hair pervert

For you Jamie, of course But seriously, like how soft are we talking here?

LvM

SO soft! I would win a rosette if someone entered me in a show.

Also, no snacks in bed. That’s how you get a crumby night sleep

I like stroking hair and with the snacks you have to pick non crumbly ones. Nobody wants to get a chilli crisp in a nasty place

You defected to the other bed, be off with you

I said I'd be back

You wouldn't deny me a spot beside you now would you

You'll have to fight k and lvm I'm currently snuggled in the middle of them

And where am I?

At the top of the bed stroking my hair and telling me I'm pretty

Is he sitting on the headboard?

He knows his place

You still here?! though you jumped ship

I did but then I remembered tinder was here and Jamie has hair I need to play with. Also I think most of the others have flaked out and gone to sleep

And you're here also I've course

Aha nice save

Make sure you swallow it

Hahaha!! Well, you've seen my videos, you know it's my forté "

Yes I do know indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's Spoon...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes but I have conditions. The ambient temperature needs to be precisely 18c, I will need a duvet and 3feather pillows. I will require for both of you to tell me how soft my hair is because it’s really super soft at the moment and I feel like I’m wasting it stroking it myself like a hair pervert

For you Jamie, of course But seriously, like how soft are we talking here?

LvM

SO soft! I would win a rosette if someone entered me in a show.

Also, no snacks in bed. That’s how you get a crumby night sleep

I like stroking hair and with the snacks you have to pick non crumbly ones. Nobody wants to get a chilli crisp in a nasty place

You defected to the other bed, be off with you

I said I'd be back

You wouldn't deny me a spot beside you now would you

You'll have to fight k and lvm I'm currently snuggled in the middle of them

And where am I?

At the top of the bed stroking my hair and telling me I'm pretty

Is he sitting on the headboard?

He knows his place

You still here?! though you jumped ship

I did but then I remembered tinder was here and Jamie has hair I need to play with. Also I think most of the others have flaked out and gone to sleep

And you're here also I've course

Aha nice save

Make sure you swallow it

Hahaha!! Well, you've seen my videos, you know it's my forté

Yes I do know indeed "

All this talk of snuggles, im getting tired.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Yes but I have conditions. The ambient temperature needs to be precisely 18c, I will need a duvet and 3feather pillows. I will require for both of you to tell me how soft my hair is because it’s really super soft at the moment and I feel like I’m wasting it stroking it myself like a hair pervert

For you Jamie, of course But seriously, like how soft are we talking here?

LvM

SO soft! I would win a rosette if someone entered me in a show.

Also, no snacks in bed. That’s how you get a crumby night sleep

I like stroking hair and with the snacks you have to pick non crumbly ones. Nobody wants to get a chilli crisp in a nasty place

You defected to the other bed, be off with you

I said I'd be back

You wouldn't deny me a spot beside you now would you

You'll have to fight k and lvm I'm currently snuggled in the middle of them

And where am I?

At the top of the bed stroking my hair and telling me I'm pretty

Is he sitting on the headboard?

He knows his place

You still here?! though you jumped ship

I did but then I remembered tinder was here and Jamie has hair I need to play with. Also I think most of the others have flaked out and gone to sleep

So you're taking one for the team who are slacking.

Arent you a good boy

Someone has to stand up when needed

Are you the real slim shady?"

Rap definitely isn't my fortay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes but I have conditions. The ambient temperature needs to be precisely 18c, I will need a duvet and 3feather pillows. I will require for both of you to tell me how soft my hair is because it’s really super soft at the moment and I feel like I’m wasting it stroking it myself like a hair pervert

For you Jamie, of course But seriously, like how soft are we talking here?

LvM

SO soft! I would win a rosette if someone entered me in a show.

Also, no snacks in bed. That’s how you get a crumby night sleep

I like stroking hair and with the snacks you have to pick non crumbly ones. Nobody wants to get a chilli crisp in a nasty place

You defected to the other bed, be off with you

I said I'd be back

You wouldn't deny me a spot beside you now would you

You'll have to fight k and lvm I'm currently snuggled in the middle of them

And where am I?

At the top of the bed stroking my hair and telling me I'm pretty

Is he sitting on the headboard?

He knows his place

You still here?! though you jumped ship

I did but then I remembered tinder was here and Jamie has hair I need to play with. Also I think most of the others have flaked out and gone to sleep

So you're taking one for the team who are slacking.

Arent you a good boy

Someone has to stand up when needed

Are you the real slim shady?

Rap definitely isn't my fortay "

You can show me.. pretty sure you've heard me rap or at least sing (badly)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any room for cuddly bear

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Yes but I have conditions. The ambient temperature needs to be precisely 18c, I will need a duvet and 3feather pillows. I will require for both of you to tell me how soft my hair is because it’s really super soft at the moment and I feel like I’m wasting it stroking it myself like a hair pervert

For you Jamie, of course But seriously, like how soft are we talking here?

LvM

SO soft! I would win a rosette if someone entered me in a show.

Also, no snacks in bed. That’s how you get a crumby night sleep

I like stroking hair and with the snacks you have to pick non crumbly ones. Nobody wants to get a chilli crisp in a nasty place

You defected to the other bed, be off with you

I said I'd be back

You wouldn't deny me a spot beside you now would you

You'll have to fight k and lvm I'm currently snuggled in the middle of them

And where am I?

At the top of the bed stroking my hair and telling me I'm pretty

Is he sitting on the headboard?

He knows his place

You still here?! though you jumped ship

I did but then I remembered tinder was here and Jamie has hair I need to play with. Also I think most of the others have flaked out and gone to sleep

So you're taking one for the team who are slacking.

Arent you a good boy

Someone has to stand up when needed

Are you the real slim shady?

Rap definitely isn't my fortay

You can show me.. pretty sure you've heard me rap or at least sing (badly) "

I'm not doing any rap, you know what I do and it's not rap

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Yes but I have conditions. The ambient temperature needs to be precisely 18c, I will need a duvet and 3feather pillows. I will require for both of you to tell me how soft my hair is because it’s really super soft at the moment and I feel like I’m wasting it stroking it myself like a hair pervert

For you Jamie, of course But seriously, like how soft are we talking here?

LvM

SO soft! I would win a rosette if someone entered me in a show.

Also, no snacks in bed. That’s how you get a crumby night sleep

I like stroking hair and with the snacks you have to pick non crumbly ones. Nobody wants to get a chilli crisp in a nasty place

You defected to the other bed, be off with you

I said I'd be back

You wouldn't deny me a spot beside you now would you

You'll have to fight k and lvm I'm currently snuggled in the middle of them

And where am I?

At the top of the bed stroking my hair and telling me I'm pretty

Is he sitting on the headboard?

He knows his place

You still here?! though you jumped ship

I did but then I remembered tinder was here and Jamie has hair I need to play with. Also I think most of the others have flaked out and gone to sleep "

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Let's Spoon... "

Do you have wind? Anything spicy? Might be room somewhere but you may be left with the edge of the bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes but I have conditions. The ambient temperature needs to be precisely 18c, I will need a duvet and 3feather pillows. I will require for both of you to tell me how soft my hair is because it’s really super soft at the moment and I feel like I’m wasting it stroking it myself like a hair pervert

For you Jamie, of course But seriously, like how soft are we talking here?

LvM

SO soft! I would win a rosette if someone entered me in a show.

Also, no snacks in bed. That’s how you get a crumby night sleep

I like stroking hair and with the snacks you have to pick non crumbly ones. Nobody wants to get a chilli crisp in a nasty place

You defected to the other bed, be off with you

I said I'd be back

You wouldn't deny me a spot beside you now would you

You'll have to fight k and lvm I'm currently snuggled in the middle of them

And where am I?

At the top of the bed stroking my hair and telling me I'm pretty

Is he sitting on the headboard?

He knows his place

You still here?! though you jumped ship

I did but then I remembered tinder was here and Jamie has hair I need to play with. Also I think most of the others have flaked out and gone to sleep

So you're taking one for the team who are slacking.

Arent you a good boy

Someone has to stand up when needed

Are you the real slim shady?

Rap definitely isn't my fortay

You can show me.. pretty sure you've heard me rap or at least sing (badly)

I'm not doing any rap, you know what I do and it's not rap "

Very true, i do indeed.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Yes but I have conditions. The ambient temperature needs to be precisely 18c, I will need a duvet and 3feather pillows. I will require for both of you to tell me how soft my hair is because it’s really super soft at the moment and I feel like I’m wasting it stroking it myself like a hair pervert

For you Jamie, of course But seriously, like how soft are we talking here?

LvM

SO soft! I would win a rosette if someone entered me in a show.

Also, no snacks in bed. That’s how you get a crumby night sleep

I like stroking hair and with the snacks you have to pick non crumbly ones. Nobody wants to get a chilli crisp in a nasty place

You defected to the other bed, be off with you

I said I'd be back

You wouldn't deny me a spot beside you now would you

You'll have to fight k and lvm I'm currently snuggled in the middle of them

And where am I?

At the top of the bed stroking my hair and telling me I'm pretty

Is he sitting on the headboard?

He knows his place

You still here?! though you jumped ship

I did but then I remembered tinder was here and Jamie has hair I need to play with. Also I think most of the others have flaked out and gone to sleep

"

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