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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We all know there's times when someone or something really pisses you off - and all you want to do is hurl abuse at someone and call them all kinds of colourful names and expletives!!

The trouble there is that this gets you in all sorts of trouble with the 'Gods of Fab' - quite rightly - and whilst it may provide you with temporary relief can have long term negative consequences for your public image and Fab standing!

So - as I'm in a particularly brilliant mood today ( yep - meeting two lovely fellow forumites next week and can't bloody wait!) - I'm offering my services as unofficial 'Fab punchbag' for the day!

So give it all you've got! Throw me an insult or two - I know you don't really mean it!! Use me as you will to provide that much needed release! Sticks and stones and all that!

Your bullets cannot hurt me - my wings are like a shield of steel!

*Note to the lovely Mods of Fabland - please accept this thread in the spirit of which it is intended! Light-hearted, tongue in cheek and fun! And feel free to join in yourselves!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't need a punch bag, I just go out for a nice walk with the dog, and I am chilled afterwards.

No point getting myself wound up by people I do not care two hoots about, as life really is too short.

I am getting off the sofa to get ready for the day, which includes meeting a newbie playmate this afternoon, woo hoo!

Happy here!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Im afraid ive got nothing to rant about on fab. I just say what i think on the forums. There is one person whose nose i would like to punch through the monitor though lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't need a punch bag, I just go out for a nice walk with the dog, and I am chilled afterwards.

No point getting myself wound up by people I do not care two hoots about, as life really is too short.

I am getting off the sofa to get ready for the day, which includes meeting a newbie playmate this afternoon, woo hoo!

Happy here! "

I hope you have a great meet and plenty of fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im afraid ive got nothing to rant about on fab. I just say what i think on the forums. There is one person whose nose i would like to punch through the monitor though lol"

Hope thats not my nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am wanting to rant but not on the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im quite happy so no ranting here..

Ps.. Have fun next week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im quite happy so no ranting here..

Ps.. Have fun next week "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Trust all the happy folk to post! Lol

I was expecting more along the lines of "you're a cunt!", "hope your knob falls off" or "go stick your head up a kangaroos arse"!!

Guess everyone's in too good a mood today!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Trust all the happy folk to post! Lol

I was expecting more along the lines of "you're a cunt!", "hope your knob falls off" or "go stick your head up a kangaroos arse"!!

Guess everyone's in too good a mood today!! "

Think its because we have all got a shag lined up for later lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i used to the C word once, and was put on the naughty step.. so not gonna use it again lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i used to the C word once, and was put on the naughty step.. so not gonna use it again lol "

What your mum did when you were little doesn't count!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My knob might aswell have fallen off :-/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i used to the C word once, and was put on the naughty step.. so not gonna use it again lol

What your mum did when you were little doesn't count!! "

pmsl.. dont i feel super guilty i did something the other week and shouted out 'fucks sake' and its now mini me's phrase at the moment..

i truly feel awful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I rant about my neighbour? Fucking hovering at 6:10am on a Saturday morning WTF!!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Can I rant about my neighbour? Fucking hovering at 6:10am on a Saturday morning WTF!!!"

Whoops didnt know we where neighbours lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I rant about my neighbour? Fucking hovering at 6:10am on a Saturday morning WTF!!!"

Some people would call that productive!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have fun babes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I rant about my neighbour? Fucking hovering at 6:10am on a Saturday morning WTF!!!"

If i can hear the people above me walking around then i'll hoover at any time.

Cutting the grass i wait til 9am though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My boiler is broken and the men who came to look at it this morning couldn't fix it without ordering parts. I am fucked off as the water is too cold to shave while showering which is now leading to sexual frustration as I won't meet while I have hairy bits!!

So yes I want to take my frustration out on you but I am going to sit in my corner with my hairy legs instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My boiler is broken and the men who came to look at it this morning couldn't fix it without ordering parts. I am fucked off as the water is too cold to shave while showering which is now leading to sexual frustration as I won't meet while I have hairy bits!!

So yes I want to take my frustration out on you but I am going to sit in my corner with my hairy legs instead "

Boil up a kettle, fill up your sink and stick your leg up on the bath edge/ assume your usual shaving position lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I rant about my neighbour? Fucking hovering at 6:10am on a Saturday morning WTF!!!"

Of course - that's what I'm here for!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I rant about my neighbour? Fucking hovering at 6:10am on a Saturday morning WTF!!!

Of course - that's what I'm here for! "
in that case the noisy fucking twat!!! Nearly found me banging on his door ready to stick his dyson up his arse and suck his insides out!!!

Would be easy to empty though being bagless an all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

for chris sake you would think people have better things to do babes i would of god up the wall hooving at 6am on a saturday morning if you have worked all weekend and want to have a lay in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"for chris sake you would think people have better things to do babes i would of god up the wall hooving at 6am on a saturday morning if you have worked all weekend and want to have a lay in "
yep!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no problems on fab

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By *om1962Man
over a year ago

Brighton

Oops! I sooooo misunderstood the title of this thread! What a dirty mind I've got! Off to the naughty step!

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"i used to the C word once, and was put on the naughty step.. so not gonna use it again lol "

I was sent home from school once for using the c word...

My mum said that wasn't clever was it..!!! I said no mum it was c**t...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i used to the C word once, and was put on the naughty step.. so not gonna use it again lol

I was sent home from school once for using the c word...

My mum said that wasn't clever was it..!!! I said no mum it was c**t...

"

PMSL !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ffs just picking up your landline to make a call when you see youve already been on the phone for 5hours 23mins... fuckkkk.

Kids

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ffs just picking up your landline to make a call when you see youve already been on the phone for 5hours 23mins... fuckkkk.

Kids "

Babestation?

Get it? Babe station?

Boom Boom!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont need to use you as our punch bag,i replied in a full throttle style way to a message we had this morning then blocked him

thank you for offering your services

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts


"i used to the C word once, and was put on the naughty step.. so not gonna use it again lol

What your mum did when you were little doesn't count!!

pmsl.. dont i feel super guilty i did something the other week and shouted out 'fucks sake' and its now mini me's phrase at the moment..

i truly feel awful "

Lol ...I had a friend who once in the car said to the person in front ' come on bastard ' which his darling two old heard and after that everytime the car stopped she said it , impressed his italian mother-in-law

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By *imal75Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Fozzy, I am on your side mate...WTF hoover at 6.10am !! You should have called the police on them! I know its only the hoover! Don't they think the rest of the world is a sleep! Wankers!!!! lol now I am frustrated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guess everyone's in too good a mood today!!

Think its because we have all got a shag lined up for later lol"

I've not got one lined up not seeing BamBam till at least Monday

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"dont need to use you as our punch bag,i replied in a full throttle style way to a message we had this morning then blocked him

thank you for offering your services"

You're welcome! I'm in far too good a mood at the moment for anything short of my knob dropping off to get upset about anything right now!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The meet this afternoon may not happen due to unexpected emergency.

I have plenty of things to do, and it is too hot for anything too physical, so I am chilling in the comfort of my own home.

Happy here!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Why oh why oh why...

too hot to write a proper rant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its heven the suns out and lots to smile about x The sun makes me so horny and happy x

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

the weather is stunning..

apart from nearly being knocked over by the biggest dragon fly ever, all is well with the world...

hot n sticky but hey it's better than rain...

all together... love love love dum de dum...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well - i'm sorely dissapointed! Lol

You're all way too happy! So I'm extending the service for the remainder of the weekend - cos I'm still happy happy!!

Have a good night folks! And if you don't - you know where to bitch and moan tomorrow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

now where were u when I needed someone to rant at on thursday ??????? and no I didnt murder anyone ............. only just stopped myself lol

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