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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

As the title says, what would you say?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s Coming Home, my friends, it’s Coming Home!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've written it on my profile lol ...

Laugh when you can

Apologise when you should

And let go of what you can't change ...

Kiss slowly

Play hard

Forgive quickly

Take chances

Give everything

And have no regrets

Never look down on anyone unless you are helping them up

Life is too short to be anything but happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've written it on my profile lol ...

Laugh when you can

Apologise when you should

And let go of what you can't change ...

Kiss slowly

Play hard

Forgive quickly

Take chances

Give everything

And have no regrets

Never look down on anyone unless you are helping them up

Life is too short to be anything but happy"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a world where you can be anything, be kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never settle for less then you deserve!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Wear sunscreen.

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By *etwifeandhim69Couple
over a year ago

Darlington

Sort your shit out.

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Crabsticks do not actually contain any crab

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Wear sunscreen."

Good choice, so here's that speech in full.

Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of '97.

Wear sunscreen.

If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it.

The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience...

I will dispense this advice now.

Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; oh nevermind; you will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded.

But trust me, in 20 years you'll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can't grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked...

You're not as fat as you Imagine.

Don't worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubblegum.

The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind.

The kind that blindside you at 4pm on some idle Tuesday.

Do one thing everyday that scares you.

Sing.

Don't be reckless with other people's hearts, don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.

Floss.

Don't waste your time on jealousy;

Sometimes you're ahead,

Sometimes You're behind.

The race is long, and in the end, it's only with yourself.

Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults;

If you Succeed in doing this, tell me how.

Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements.

Stretch.

Don't feel guilty if you don't know what you want to do with your

Life.

The most interesting people I know didn't know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives, some of the most interesting 40 year olds I know still don't.

Get plenty of calcium.

Be kind to your knees, you'll miss them when they're gone.

Maybe you'll marry, maybe you won't, maybe you'll have children, maybe you won't, maybe you'll divorce at 40, maybe you'll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary.

Whatever you do, don't Congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either.

Your choices are half chance, so are everybody else's.

Enjoy your body, Use it every way you can... Don't be afraid of it, or what other people Think of it,

It's the greatest instrument you'll ever own...

Dance... even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room.

Read the directions, even if you don't follow them.

Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly.

Brother and sister together we'll make it through

Someday your spirit will take you and guide you there

I know you've been hurting, but I've been waiting to be there

For you.

And I'll be there, just tell me now, whenever I can.

Everybody's free.

Get to know your parents, you never know when they'll be gone for good.

Be nice to your siblings;

They are the best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future.

Understand that friends come and go, but for the precious few you should hold on.

Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle because the older you get, the more you need the people you knew when you were young.

Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard;

Live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft.

Travel.

Accept certain inalienable truths, prices will rise, politicians will Philander, you too will get old, and when you do you'll fantasize that when you were young prices were reasonable, politicians were noble and children respected their elders.

Respect your elders.

Don't expect anyone else to support you.

Maybe you have a trust fund, Maybe you have a wealthy spouse; but you never know when either one might run out.

Don't mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're 40, it will look 85.

Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it's worth.

But trust me on the sunscreen...

(Brother and sister together we'll make it through

Someday your spirit will take you and guide you there

I know you've been hurting, but I've been waiting to be there

For you. And I'll be there, just tell me now, whenever I can.

Everybody's free.)

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Wear sunscreen.

Good choice, so here's that speech in full.

Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of '97.

Wear sunscreen.

If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it.

The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience...

I will dispense this advice now.

Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; oh nevermind; you will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded.

But trust me, in 20 years you'll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can't grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked...

You're not as fat as you Imagine.

Don't worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubblegum.

The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind.

The kind that blindside you at 4pm on some idle Tuesday.

Do one thing everyday that scares you.

Sing.

Don't be reckless with other people's hearts, don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.

Floss.

Don't waste your time on jealousy;

Sometimes you're ahead,

Sometimes You're behind.

The race is long, and in the end, it's only with yourself.

Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults;

If you Succeed in doing this, tell me how.

Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements.

Stretch.

Don't feel guilty if you don't know what you want to do with your

Life.

The most interesting people I know didn't know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives, some of the most interesting 40 year olds I know still don't.

Get plenty of calcium.

Be kind to your knees, you'll miss them when they're gone.

Maybe you'll marry, maybe you won't, maybe you'll have children, maybe you won't, maybe you'll divorce at 40, maybe you'll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary.

Whatever you do, don't Congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either.

Your choices are half chance, so are everybody else's.

Enjoy your body, Use it every way you can... Don't be afraid of it, or what other people Think of it,

It's the greatest instrument you'll ever own...

Dance... even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room.

Read the directions, even if you don't follow them.

Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly.

Brother and sister together we'll make it through

Someday your spirit will take you and guide you there

I know you've been hurting, but I've been waiting to be there

For you.

And I'll be there, just tell me now, whenever I can.

Everybody's free.

Get to know your parents, you never know when they'll be gone for good.

Be nice to your siblings;

They are the best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future.

Understand that friends come and go, but for the precious few you should hold on.

Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle because the older you get, the more you need the people you knew when you were young.

Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard;

Live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft.

Travel.

Respect your elders.

Don't expect anyone else to support you.

Maybe you have a trust fund, Maybe you have a wealthy spouse; but you never know when either one might run out.

Don't mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're 40, it will look 85.

But trust me on the sunscreen...

(Brother and sister together we'll make it through

Someday your spirit will take you and guide you there

I know you've been hurting, but I've been waiting to be there

For you. And I'll be there, just tell me now, whenever I can.

Everybody's free.)"

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

nottingham

We all bleed red, piss yellow and shit brown!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We all bleed red, piss yellow and shit brown!

haha yea and when they have a shit everyone sits on the throne with their kecks around their ankles however grand they think they are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peace and Love.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"We all bleed red, piss yellow and shit brown!

haha yea and when they have a shit everyone sits on the throne with their kecks around their ankles however grand they think they are "

Medical conditions exempted.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

“I genuinely believe you all to be a figment of the feverish dreams of an ant, namely me. I am a humble ant that has suffered something rotten under a matriarchal monarchy, so I have created a world away from the rampant misandry of my own reality, my “happy place”,

oh I know I will wake up one day and have to carry each infernal sugar grain from the mystery great white mountain of the gods to the demanding and bulbous one, but here I am free.

In my ant version of the matrix all was well. You, my delightful constructs of whimsical imaginings seemed happy with the patriarchal society that I had snapped into being with a thought

But lately I hear the whispering of Queenie, even here in my beautiful world and so I have decided that at midnight tonight I will wake up and you will disappear, thank you for being the colours in my mind, do not fear so, it will not hurt when I blink you from existence”

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

Don't be a wanker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wear sunscreen.

Good choice, so here's that speech in full.

Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of '97.

Wear sunscreen.

If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it.

The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience...

I will dispense this advice now.

Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; oh nevermind; you will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded.

But trust me, in 20 years you'll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can't grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked...

You're not as fat as you Imagine.

Don't worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubblegum.

The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind.

The kind that blindside you at 4pm on some idle Tuesday.

Do one thing everyday that scares you.

Sing.

Don't be reckless with other people's hearts, don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.

Floss.

Don't waste your time on jealousy;

Sometimes you're ahead,

Sometimes You're behind.

The race is long, and in the end, it's only with yourself.

Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults;

If you Succeed in doing this, tell me how.

Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements.

Stretch.

Don't feel guilty if you don't know what you want to do with your

Life.

The most interesting people I know didn't know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives, some of the most interesting 40 year olds I know still don't.

Get plenty of calcium.

Be kind to your knees, you'll miss them when they're gone.

Maybe you'll marry, maybe you won't, maybe you'll have children, maybe you won't, maybe you'll divorce at 40, maybe you'll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary.

Whatever you do, don't Congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either.

Your choices are half chance, so are everybody else's.

Enjoy your body, Use it every way you can... Don't be afraid of it, or what other people Think of it,

It's the greatest instrument you'll ever own...

Dance... even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room.

Read the directions, even if you don't follow them.

Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly.

Brother and sister together we'll make it through

Someday your spirit will take you and guide you there

I know you've been hurting, but I've been waiting to be there

For you.

And I'll be there, just tell me now, whenever I can.

Everybody's free.

Get to know your parents, you never know when they'll be gone for good.

Be nice to your siblings;

They are the best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future.

Understand that friends come and go, but for the precious few you should hold on.

Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle because the older you get, the more you need the people you knew when you were young.

Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard;

Live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft.

Travel.

Respect your elders.

Don't expect anyone else to support you.

Maybe you have a trust fund, Maybe you have a wealthy spouse; but you never know when either one might run out.

Don't mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're 40, it will look 85.

But trust me on the sunscreen...

(Brother and sister together we'll make it through

Someday your spirit will take you and guide you there

I know you've been hurting, but I've been waiting to be there

For you. And I'll be there, just tell me now, whenever I can.

Everybody's free.)"

I haven't heard this in years, but it makes far more sense now I'm in my late thirties than when I heard it as a teenager.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"As the title says, what would you say? "

Be true to yourself.

Be kind to others.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't give a fuck.

It doesn't matter

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering/ Market Harborough

Eat more cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All ways treat human beings with respect !

Always treat everbody the way you want to be treated !

Enjoy life and embrace change !

Life is for living you’re a long time dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Calm your tits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wake up and love more!!!

4.18 am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you haven’t got something nice to say then say nothing !

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By *rsbrooksandjohnCouple
over a year ago

Swansea

Treat others as you like to be treated yourself.

Mainly be happy being you.

And let other be who they want to be .

And always Ignore social media!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Treat others as you like to be treated yourself.

Mainly be happy being you.

And let other be who they want to be .

And always Ignore social media!"

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

I'm sorry x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be excellent to each other

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By *ottsJMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Buy Ethereum and Gamestop and hold for a while

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Only regret the things you haven't done x

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

We’d all be a lot happier if we fucked a lot more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tomorrow will be a good day

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Don't give a fuck.

It doesn't matter"

Worst advice ever.

Don't ever become earth's supreme leader.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's an idea, why don't we just stop killing each other.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't be a wanker "

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Love fiercely, and do not mistake love for weakness.

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By *rPeachyMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Stop chucking bags of dogshit into the fucking bushes

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By *lofeldMan
over a year ago

Redhill

Sorry I'm late.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Be your own reason to smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aspire to be a little bit of Derek Noakes everyday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Live laugh love

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

It’s biblical but

Do unto others as you’d have them do to you.

I paraphrase it I think but I hope you get the sentiment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be you. Everyone else is taken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's always darkest before the dawn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just be kind..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't be too trusting. People let you down xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here's an idea, why don't we just stop killing each other. "

My thoughts exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fake news lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always be kind x

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Listen your your future self.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've written it on my profile lol ...

Laugh when you can

Apologise when you should

And let go of what you can't change ...

Kiss slowly

Play hard

Forgive quickly

Take chances

Give everything

And have no regrets

Never look down on anyone unless you are helping them up

Life is too short to be anything but happy"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't be a wanker "

If I agreed to this I would be a lying one

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A close friend told me this while I was in a dark part of my life and it stuck with me

“ It doesn't matter what happened in the past, its in the past and there it should stay, yeah look at the good times you had, but look to what is coming up, Fuck the world, be happy and be you...nobody can kill what makes you...you”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Objective reality exists, and your opinion doesn't supersede it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep your friends close and your enemies too,

Learn to paddle your own canoe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enjoy life you live once. Government does not control your aspects of life. It's your rights your choices.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love one another x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twitter is not real life.

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By *ip123Man
over a year ago

North East

Absolutely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop fighting and killing each other

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