FabSwingers.com forum: Who has the biggest fanny on fabs?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm not just talking about how wide the opening is but also how deep????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones who beg for big cock vwe vvwe etc etc etc yawn

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

Bucket Fanny Awards 2021

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Round 1. Everyone line up and a volunteer will get close, shout inside and see which one echoes. Those that do, you move on to round 2.

I have no idea what round 2 is.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Doctor - this woman is ten inches dilated…..and she’s not even giving birth.’

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"‘Doctor - this woman is ten inches dilated…..and she’s not even giving birth.’ "

That made me chuckle

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Round 1. Everyone line up and a volunteer will get close, shout inside and see which one echoes. Those that do, you move on to round 2.

I have no idea what round 2 is. "

Round 2 would be stuffing it with marbles to see how many you can fit

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"‘Doctor - this woman is ten inches dilated…..and she’s not even giving birth.’ "

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"‘Doctor - this woman is ten inches dilated…..and she’s not even giving birth.’ "

Inches

. Did you mean centimetres

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"‘Doctor - this woman is ten inches dilated…..and she’s not even giving birth.’

Inches

. Did you mean centimetres "

that man is not a real doctor!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"‘Doctor - this woman is ten inches dilated…..and she’s not even giving birth.’

Inches

. Did you mean centimetres "

No - she’s wider than the English Channel this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me. My vagene is actually a wormhole to the Gamma Quadrant.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Me. My vagene is actually a wormhole to the Gamma Quadrant."

Are the Founders up there? I’m trying to join the Great Link….

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

I'm no gynaecologist but willing 2 av a dam good look x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah damn it do I have to insert a ruler??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me. My vagene is actually a wormhole to the Gamma Quadrant.

Are the Founders up there? I’m trying to join the Great Link…. "

Unfortunately, yes. They haven't discovered this particular wormhole yet though. One Jem'Hadar made its' way through a couple of years ago, but I introduced him to Xbox and he's still playing Forza in my living room.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"Round 1. Everyone line up and a volunteer will get close, shout inside and see which one echoes. Those that do, you move on to round 2.

I have no idea what round 2 is. "

Donning a hard hat and safety line and going in for closer inspection

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

"Ah damn it do I have to insert a ruler??

I'll hold the tape measure x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ah damn it do I have to insert a ruler??

A ruler? What an amateur.

We measure it with different sized cans.

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

My last meet!!! But she needed it for the girth haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah damn it do I have to insert a ruler??

I'll hold the tape measure x "

A tape measure?!

have you seen how fast those get sucked back in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah damn it do I have to insert a ruler??

A ruler? What an amateur.

We measure it with different sized cans."

Sorry I'm not a pro at measuring my depth

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Ah damn it do I have to insert a ruler??

I'll hold the tape measure x

A tape measure?!

have you seen how fast those get sucked back in

With the metal end to scratch your insides

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Me. My vagene is actually a wormhole to the Gamma Quadrant.

Are the Founders up there? I’m trying to join the Great Link….

Oh, by the way, Jake asked me to ask you to say hi to his dad, Benjamin Sisko who I hear may be up there

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

"Ah damn it do I have to insert a ruler??

I'll hold the tape measure x

A tape measure?!

have you seen how fast those get sucked back in

I promise 2 keep my finger on the button x

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"Ah damn it do I have to insert a ruler??

A ruler? What an amateur.

We measure it with different sized cans."

Don’t you use sky remotes and cans of lynx?

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By *elpful and caringMan
over a year ago

Scarborough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah damn it do I have to insert a ruler??

I'll hold the tape measure x

A tape measure?!

have you seen how fast those get sucked back in

With the metal end to scratch your insides

I want to keep my ovaries

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Ah damn it do I have to insert a ruler??

I'll hold the tape measure x

A tape measure?!

have you seen how fast those get sucked back in

With the metal end to scratch your insides

I want to keep my ovaries

They would be ok, well out of reach but the walls of your vag would definitely be getting punished

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I’d propose using sand to measure volume

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah damn it do I have to insert a ruler??

A ruler? What an amateur.

We measure it with different sized cans.

Don’t you use sky remotes and cans of lynx?"

This seems more friendly to.my innards

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I’d propose using sand to measure volume"

Then get them to stand up so they become a human sand timer

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Good news folks: I have dug out my old abseiling gear out the garage…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats one inpressive vagina! Ben has been gone about 20 years now!

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"The ones who beg for big cock vwe vvwe etc etc etc yawn"

Big holes need big poles

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"Round 1. Everyone line up and a volunteer will get close, shout inside and see which one echoes. Those that do, you move on to round 2.

I have no idea what round 2 is. "

Last time I did that I sucked up the local rugby team, including the changing rooms they were in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm willing to throw my hotdog down your hallway to verify the size of said vag

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"I'm willing to throw my hotdog down your hallway to verify the size of said vag

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