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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.

Just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I'd love to watch you loving getting a lap dance from another woman.

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

I do an erotic belly dance...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can dance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a bit wobbly and apparently i forget to take my clothes off

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I would love a good old fashioned Tea dance

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I would love a good old fashioned Tea dance

. You would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats effort in this heat.....

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I'm a bit wobbly and apparently i forget to take my clothes off

I can remind you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to oblige

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Thats effort in this heat....."

I’ll provide a fan

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

" Happy to oblige

Oh my goodness. Really?

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I do an erotic belly dance..."

Haha I can do that too

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Can I volunteer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Happy to oblige

Oh my goodness. Really?

Hell yeah!

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Can I volunteer?

If you’re Mrs then definitely!

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

" Happy to oblige

Oh my goodness. Really?

Hell yeah!

Will it be complimentary or will I have to put £50

notes down your knickers?

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

"Can I volunteer?

If you’re Mrs then definitely!

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it is Mrs

you wouldn't want one of Mr Yummy his dancing is atrocious

do I get on in return? If not I'd settle for a bacon sandwich after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve had one, once, in my entire life.

On my Stag weekend.

I had been plied with alcohol in a drinking game earlier in the evening (as happens when you’re the stag) so sadly can’t remember a thing about it!

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Can I volunteer?

If you’re Mrs then definitely!

it is Mrs

you wouldn't want one of Mr Yummy his dancing is atrocious

do I get on in return? If not I'd settle for a bacon sandwich after

Haha I can do both

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I’ve had one, once, in my entire life.

On my Stag weekend.

I had been plied with alcohol in a drinking game earlier in the evening (as happens when you’re the stag) so sadly can’t remember a thing about it!

You should have said! I’d have given you one in that pub

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Does it have to be someone from Lapland or will any other area do?

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Does it have to be someone from Lapland or will any other area do?

Trust you! Now come here and do your thing on my lap

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Does it have to be someone from Lapland or will any other area do?

Trust you! Now come here and do your thing on my lap

Do I have to wear the dress and wig again?

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Does it have to be someone from Lapland or will any other area do?

Trust you! Now come here and do your thing on my lap

Do I have to wear the dress and wig again?

. Absolutely!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.

Just saying

I'm definitely with you on this!

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over a year ago

"I’ve had one, once, in my entire life.

On my Stag weekend.

I had been plied with alcohol in a drinking game earlier in the evening (as happens when you’re the stag) so sadly can’t remember a thing about it!

You should have said! I’d have given you one in that pub

Off those people with those rabid dogs? Er, no thanks!

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I’ve had one, once, in my entire life.

On my Stag weekend.

I had been plied with alcohol in a drinking game earlier in the evening (as happens when you’re the stag) so sadly can’t remember a thing about it!

You should have said! I’d have given you one in that pub

Off those people with those rabid dogs? Er, no thanks!

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.

Just saying

I'm definitely with you on this!

I’ve always wanted one. Bit too scared to go to a lap dancing club. Wouldn’t know which ones are genuine. Maybe a nice man could take me to one

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Does it have to be someone from Lapland or will any other area do?

Trust you! Now come here and do your thing on my lap

Do I have to wear the dress and wig again?

. Absolutely!!"

Can you pick a better name than Fifi this time though...I felt like a performing poodle when you called me that

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

I mean I can have a go Nora, my moves aren’t the best though

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I mean I can have a go Nora, my moves aren’t the best though

Please do!!!!

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Does it have to be someone from Lapland or will any other area do?

Trust you! Now come here and do your thing on my lap

Do I have to wear the dress and wig again?

. Absolutely!!

Can you pick a better name than Fifi this time though...I felt like a performing poodle when you called me that

Hahahah. That made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.

Just saying

Knocked back again ffs

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By *rCandPrincessCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

This sounds very sexy...

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

I'm sorry I tought you said "Tap Dance".... I'm a bit tired.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

I'll take you to a club...I giggle too much when I try to do it

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.

Just saying

I wish I could lap dance

J x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they are anything like the ones I have had, they are expensive and frustrating

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I'll take you to a club...I giggle too much when I try to do it

Yes we need to! We need to do this

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.

Just saying

I wish I could lap dance

J x"

I’m sure you could

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By *igInHer14Man
over a year ago

Bolton

"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.

Just saying

I’d LOVE my Mrs to have one. I’d love to watch

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.

Just saying

I’d LOVE my Mrs to have one. I’d love to watch

Take her to a lap dancing club.

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By *igInHer14Man
over a year ago

Bolton

"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.

Just saying

I’d LOVE my Mrs to have one. I’d love to watch

Take her to a lap dancing club. "

That’s certainly the plan...I simply don’t know how I’d contain myself

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.

Just saying

I’d LOVE my Mrs to have one. I’d love to watch

Take her to a lap dancing club.

That’s certainly the plan...I simply don’t know how I’d contain myself

I think they make sure you do!

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By *igInHer14Man
over a year ago

Bolton

"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.

Just saying

I’d LOVE my Mrs to have one. I’d love to watch

Take her to a lap dancing club.

That’s certainly the plan...I simply don’t know how I’d contain myself

I think they make sure you do!"

I’d want it to be so erotic that I cum my pants watching

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Ooh Nora - I'm with you! I've always wanted to go to a club but don't want to go on my own

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.

Just saying

I'd be very happy to give you a lap dance if you want one. I'm not a woman but you didn't rule that out. Luke

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"I mean I can have a go Nora, my moves aren’t the best though

Is that offer open to anybody else?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Somehow i don't think you'd get the desired effect from me giving you a lap dance.

I'd make you wet,though, but from you peeing with laughter.

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Ooh Nora - I'm with you! I've always wanted to go to a club but don't want to go on my own

Aw shame you’re so far! We could have gone together! x

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Somehow i don't think you'd get the desired effect from me giving you a lap dance.

I'd make you wet,though, but from you peeing with laughter.

Haha. Laughter is good.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.

Just saying

I wish I could lap dance

J x

I’m sure you could

Someone has very kindly offered to let me practice on them

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.

Just saying

I wish I could lap dance

J x

I’m sure you could

Someone has very kindly offered to let me practice on them

Haha lucky Tom!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Somehow i don't think you'd get the desired effect from me giving you a lap dance.

I'd make you wet,though, but from you peeing with laughter.

Haha. Laughter is good. "

I have my uses.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Ooh Nora - I'm with you! I've always wanted to go to a club but don't want to go on my own

Aw shame you’re so far! We could have gone together! x"

Well I am moving south soon but not quite as far as you are I don't think

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.

Just saying

I wish I could lap dance

J x

I’m sure you could

Someone has very kindly offered to let me practice on them

Haha lucky Tom!

Oh not Tom!!!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Ooh Nora - I'm with you! I've always wanted to go to a club but don't want to go on my own

Aw shame you’re so far! We could have gone together! x

Well I am moving south soon but not quite as far as you are I don't think

Peterborough???

Asking for a friend.

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over a year ago

" Happy to oblige

Oh my goodness. Really?

Hell yeah!

Will it be complimentary or will I have to put £50

notes down your knickers?

For you, free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Although, Please bring Monopoly money for the thrill

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Ooh Nora - I'm with you! I've always wanted to go to a club but don't want to go on my own

Aw shame you’re so far! We could have gone together! x

Well I am moving south soon but not quite as far as you are I don't think

Are you?

. Oh ignore my profile. I’m nowhere near that postcode!

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.

Just saying

I wish I could lap dance

J x

I’m sure you could

Someone has very kindly offered to let me practice on them

Haha lucky Tom!

Oh not Tom!!!

Oh!! Poor Tom

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Although, Please bring Monopoly money for the thrill

Yes!! Great idea!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Ooh Nora - I'm with you! I've always wanted to go to a club but don't want to go on my own

Aw shame you’re so far! We could have gone together! x

Well I am moving south soon but not quite as far as you are I don't think

Are you?

. Oh ignore my profile. I’m nowhere near that postcode!

Yes just waiting for contracts to complete etc and then I will be south of the border

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Ooh Nora - I'm with you! I've always wanted to go to a club but don't want to go on my own

Aw shame you’re so far! We could have gone together! x

Well I am moving south soon but not quite as far as you are I don't think

Are you?

. Oh ignore my profile. I’m nowhere near that postcode!

Yes just waiting for contracts to complete etc and then I will be south of the border

Aw lovely. Good luck with it all x

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Although, Please bring Monopoly money for the thrill

Yes!! Great idea!

It would probably be more comfortable than the plastic money we have now too

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Although, Please bring Monopoly money for the thrill

Yes!! Great idea!

It would probably be more comfortable than the plastic money we have now too

That’s true!!

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over a year ago

" Happy to oblige

Oh my goodness. Really?

Hell yeah!

Will it be complimentary or will I have to put £50

notes down your knickers?

For you, free

£50 notes, what kind of strip club do you go to???

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

" Happy to oblige

Oh my goodness. Really?

Hell yeah!

Will it be complimentary or will I have to put £50

notes down your knickers?

For you, free

£50 notes, what kind of strip club do you go to???"

Haha. I don’t

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over a year ago

" Happy to oblige

Oh my goodness. Really?

Hell yeah!

Will it be complimentary or will I have to put £50

notes down your knickers?

For you, free

£50 notes, what kind of strip club do you go to???

Haha. I don’t "

Well with such lovely offers on here, no need is there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Although, Please bring Monopoly money for the thrill

Yes!! Great idea!

Bring the big money

, and maybe the top hat too

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.

Just saying

I'm definitely with you on this!

I’ve always wanted one. Bit too scared to go to a lap dancing club. Wouldn’t know which ones are genuine. Maybe a nice man could take me to one

. "

There’s a bar on damrach , you just pay for your shots and choose a girl you get a dance for free then the body shots, she pulls you into her naked torso and pours the shot over her body while you imitate a rabid dog. It’s a great way to drink shots !

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over a year ago

" Happy to oblige

Oh my goodness. Really?

Hell yeah!

Will it be complimentary or will I have to put £50

notes down your knickers?

For you, free

£50 notes, what kind of strip club do you go to???"

Hey, I’m a classy bird I’ll have you know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Happy to oblige

Oh my goodness. Really?

Hell yeah!

Will it be complimentary or will I have to put £50

notes down your knickers?

For you, free

£50 notes, what kind of strip club do you go to???

Hey, I’m a classy bird I’ll have you know!

I’m sure you are. Hence the £50s

I just noticed it was you in quaksplat’s video. May I say, you have amazing thighs!

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over a year ago

" Happy to oblige

Oh my goodness. Really?

Hell yeah!

Will it be complimentary or will I have to put £50

notes down your knickers?

For you, free

£50 notes, what kind of strip club do you go to???

Hey, I’m a classy bird I’ll have you know!

I’m sure you are. Hence the £50s

I just noticed it was you in quaksplat’s video. May I say, you have amazing thighs!"

Aww, thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Happy to oblige

Oh my goodness. Really?

Hell yeah!

Will it be complimentary or will I have to put £50

notes down your knickers?

For you, free

£50 notes, what kind of strip club do you go to???

Hey, I’m a classy bird I’ll have you know!

I’m sure you are. Hence the £50s

I just noticed it was you in quaksplat’s video. May I say, you have amazing thighs!

Aww, thanks

Would love to be kissing your inner thighs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Happy to oblige

Oh my goodness. Really?

Hell yeah!

Will it be complimentary or will I have to put £50

notes down your knickers?

For you, free

£50 notes, what kind of strip club do you go to???

Hey, I’m a classy bird I’ll have you know!

I’m sure you are. Hence the £50s

I just noticed it was you in quaksplat’s video. May I say, you have amazing thighs!

Aww, thanks

Would love to be kissing your inner thighs

You’ll have to fight quack first

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.

Just saying

And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

" Happy to oblige

Oh my goodness. Really?

Hell yeah!

Will it be complimentary or will I have to put £50

notes down your knickers?

For you, free

£50 notes, what kind of strip club do you go to???

Hey, I’m a classy bird I’ll have you know!

I’m sure you are. Hence the £50s

I just noticed it was you in quaksplat’s video. May I say, you have amazing thighs!

Aww, thanks

Would love to be kissing your inner thighs

You’ll have to fight quack first

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and me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Happy to oblige

Oh my goodness. Really?

Hell yeah!

Will it be complimentary or will I have to put £50

notes down your knickers?

For you, free

£50 notes, what kind of strip club do you go to???

Hey, I’m a classy bird I’ll have you know!

I’m sure you are. Hence the £50s

I just noticed it was you in quaksplat’s video. May I say, you have amazing thighs!

Aww, thanks

Would love to be kissing your inner thighs

You’ll have to fight quack first

I happily stand behind her and watch

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.

Just saying

And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you

Ok you’ve twisted my arm

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.

Just saying

And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you

Ok you’ve twisted my arm

I better order that mankini

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.

Just saying

And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you

Ok you’ve twisted my arm

I better order that mankini

I reckon you’d look good in one. Not many I’d say that to!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.

Just saying

And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you

Ok you’ve twisted my arm

I better order that mankini

I reckon you’d look good in one. Not many I’d say that to! "

I'm not so sure I would myself

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.

Just saying

And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you

Ok you’ve twisted my arm

I better order that mankini

I reckon you’d look good in one. Not many I’d say that to!

I'm not so sure I would myself

I’ll be the judge

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.

Just saying

And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you

Ok you’ve twisted my arm

I better order that mankini

I reckon you’d look good in one. Not many I’d say that to!

I'm not so sure I would myself

I’ll be the judge

+ jury & executioner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Happy to oblige

Oh my goodness. Really?

Hell yeah!

Will it be complimentary or will I have to put £50

notes down your knickers?

For you, free

£50 notes, what kind of strip club do you go to???

Hey, I’m a classy bird I’ll have you know!

I’m sure you are. Hence the £50s

I just noticed it was you in quaksplat’s video. May I say, you have amazing thighs!

Aww, thanks

Would love to be kissing your inner thighs

You’ll have to fight quack first

and me

Me, you and quack

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.

Just saying

And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you

Ok you’ve twisted my arm

I better order that mankini

I reckon you’d look good in one. Not many I’d say that to!

I'm not so sure I would myself

I’ll be the judge

+ jury & executioner.

Do you think she might want to steal my skin for a new lamp?

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

" Happy to oblige

Oh my goodness. Really?

Hell yeah!

Will it be complimentary or will I have to put £50

notes down your knickers?

For you, free

£50 notes, what kind of strip club do you go to???

Hey, I’m a classy bird I’ll have you know!

I’m sure you are. Hence the £50s

I just noticed it was you in quaksplat’s video. May I say, you have amazing thighs!

Aww, thanks

Would love to be kissing your inner thighs

You’ll have to fight quack first

and me

Me, you and quack

Oh goodness me!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.

Just saying

And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you

Ok you’ve twisted my arm

I better order that mankini

I reckon you’d look good in one. Not many I’d say that to!

I'm not so sure I would myself

I’ll be the judge

+ jury & executioner.

Do you think she might want to steal my skin for a new lamp?

Ffs. Don't give her ideas.

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.

Just saying

And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you

Ok you’ve twisted my arm

I better order that mankini

I reckon you’d look good in one. Not many I’d say that to!

I'm not so sure I would myself

I’ll be the judge

+ jury & executioner.

Haha. Don’t scare him off!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.

Just saying

And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you

Ok you’ve twisted my arm

I better order that mankini

I reckon you’d look good in one. Not many I’d say that to!

I'm not so sure I would myself

I’ll be the judge

+ jury & executioner.

Do you think she might want to steal my skin for a new lamp?

Ffs. Don't give her ideas.

Dammit

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.

Just saying

And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you

Ok you’ve twisted my arm

I better order that mankini

I reckon you’d look good in one. Not many I’d say that to!

I'm not so sure I would myself

I’ll be the judge

+ jury & executioner.

Haha. Don’t scare him off!

We all know you're not scary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.

Just saying

And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you

Ok you’ve twisted my arm

I better order that mankini

I reckon you’d look good in one. Not many I’d say that to!

I'm not so sure I would myself

I’ll be the judge

+ jury & executioner.

Haha. Don’t scare him off!

Could be all bark no bite

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.

Just saying

And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you

Ok you’ve twisted my arm

I better order that mankini

I reckon you’d look good in one. Not many I’d say that to!

I'm not so sure I would myself

I’ll be the judge

+ jury & executioner.

Haha. Don’t scare him off!

Could be all bark no bite

Her other name is: Nora the rottweiler.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.

Just saying

And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you

Ok you’ve twisted my arm

I better order that mankini

I reckon you’d look good in one. Not many I’d say that to!

I'm not so sure I would myself

I’ll be the judge

+ jury & executioner.

Haha. Don’t scare him off!

Could be all bark no bite

Her other name is: Nora the rottweiler.

I guess I will have to dig the restraints out just in case

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.

Just saying

And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you

Ok you’ve twisted my arm

I better order that mankini

I reckon you’d look good in one. Not many I’d say that to!

I'm not so sure I would myself

I’ll be the judge

+ jury & executioner.

Haha. Don’t scare him off!

Could be all bark no bite

Her other name is: Nora the rottweiler.

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.

Just saying

And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you

Ok you’ve twisted my arm

I better order that mankini

I reckon you’d look good in one. Not many I’d say that to!

I'm not so sure I would myself

I’ll be the judge

+ jury & executioner.

Haha. Don’t scare him off!

Could be all bark no bite

Her other name is: Nora the rottweiler.

I guess I will have to dig the restraints out just in case

Oi oi

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.

Just saying

And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you

Ok you’ve twisted my arm

I better order that mankini

I reckon you’d look good in one. Not many I’d say that to!

I'm not so sure I would myself

I’ll be the judge

+ jury & executioner.

Haha. Don’t scare him off!

We all know you're not scary.

I’m a puddy cat

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.

Just saying

And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you

Ok you’ve twisted my arm

I better order that mankini

I reckon you’d look good in one. Not many I’d say that to!

I'm not so sure I would myself

I’ll be the judge

+ jury & executioner.

Haha. Don’t scare him off!

We all know you're not scary.

I’m a puddy cat

I'd like to stroke you and hear you purr.

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.

Just saying

And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you

Ok you’ve twisted my arm

I better order that mankini

I reckon you’d look good in one. Not many I’d say that to!

I'm not so sure I would myself

I’ll be the judge

+ jury & executioner.

Haha. Don’t scare him off!

We all know you're not scary.

I’m a puddy cat

I'd like to stroke you and hear you purr.

I’m one of those nasty ones that bite if you annoy me though.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.

Just saying

And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you

Ok you’ve twisted my arm

I better order that mankini

I reckon you’d look good in one. Not many I’d say that to!

I'm not so sure I would myself

I’ll be the judge

+ jury & executioner.

Haha. Don’t scare him off!

We all know you're not scary.

I’m a puddy cat

I'd like to stroke you and hear you purr.

I’m one of those nasty ones that bite if you annoy me though.

Me - annoy anyone???? Naaaaah.

Im bloody adorable.

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.

Just saying

And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you

Ok you’ve twisted my arm

I better order that mankini

I reckon you’d look good in one. Not many I’d say that to!

I'm not so sure I would myself

I’ll be the judge

+ jury & executioner.

Haha. Don’t scare him off!

We all know you're not scary.

I’m a puddy cat

I'd like to stroke you and hear you purr.

I’m one of those nasty ones that bite if you annoy me though.

Me - annoy anyone???? Naaaaah.

Im bloody adorable.

This is true

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.

Just saying

And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you

Ok you’ve twisted my arm

I better order that mankini

I reckon you’d look good in one. Not many I’d say that to!

I'm not so sure I would myself

I’ll be the judge

+ jury & executioner.

Haha. Don’t scare him off!

We all know you're not scary.

I’m a puddy cat

I'd like to stroke you and hear you purr.

I’m one of those nasty ones that bite if you annoy me though.

Me - annoy anyone???? Naaaaah.

Im bloody adorable.

I'm cute apparently

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.

Just saying

And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you

Ok you’ve twisted my arm

I better order that mankini

I reckon you’d look good in one. Not many I’d say that to!

I'm not so sure I would myself

I’ll be the judge

+ jury & executioner.

Haha. Don’t scare him off!

We all know you're not scary.

I’m a puddy cat

I'd like to stroke you and hear you purr.

I’m one of those nasty ones that bite if you annoy me though.

Me - annoy anyone???? Naaaaah.

Im bloody adorable.

I'm cute apparently

You are

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.

Just saying

And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you

Ok you’ve twisted my arm

I better order that mankini

I reckon you’d look good in one. Not many I’d say that to!

I'm not so sure I would myself

I’ll be the judge

+ jury & executioner.

Haha. Don’t scare him off!

We all know you're not scary.

I’m a puddy cat

I'd like to stroke you and hear you purr.

I’m one of those nasty ones that bite if you annoy me though.

Me - annoy anyone???? Naaaaah.

Im bloody adorable.

I'm cute apparently

Thankfully, i don't get called cute.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.

Just saying

And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you

Ok you’ve twisted my arm

I better order that mankini

I reckon you’d look good in one. Not many I’d say that to!

I'm not so sure I would myself

I’ll be the judge

+ jury & executioner.

Haha. Don’t scare him off!

We all know you're not scary.

I’m a puddy cat

I'd like to stroke you and hear you purr.

I’m one of those nasty ones that bite if you annoy me though.

Me - annoy anyone???? Naaaaah.

Im bloody adorable.

I'm cute apparently

Thankfully, i don't get called cute.

I never know how to take it but apparently it's meant in a nice way

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.

Just saying

And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you

Ok you’ve twisted my arm

I better order that mankini

I reckon you’d look good in one. Not many I’d say that to!

I'm not so sure I would myself

I’ll be the judge

+ jury & executioner.

Haha. Don’t scare him off!

We all know you're not scary.

I’m a puddy cat

I'd like to stroke you and hear you purr.

I’m one of those nasty ones that bite if you annoy me though.

Me - annoy anyone???? Naaaaah.

Im bloody adorable.

I'm cute apparently

Thankfully, i don't get called cute.

I think you’re cute!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.

Just saying

And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you

Ok you’ve twisted my arm

I better order that mankini

I reckon you’d look good in one. Not many I’d say that to!

I'm not so sure I would myself

I’ll be the judge

+ jury & executioner.

Haha. Don’t scare him off!

We all know you're not scary.

I’m a puddy cat

I'd like to stroke you and hear you purr.

I’m one of those nasty ones that bite if you annoy me though.

Me - annoy anyone???? Naaaaah.

Im bloody adorable.

I'm cute apparently

Thankfully, i don't get called cute.

I think you’re cute! "

Are you after a spanking?

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I done a lap dance for C’s birthday…I loved it. The favour needs to be returned!

And yes C I did give to receive

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.

Just saying

And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you

Ok you’ve twisted my arm

I better order that mankini

I reckon you’d look good in one. Not many I’d say that to!

I'm not so sure I would myself

I’ll be the judge

+ jury & executioner.

Haha. Don’t scare him off!

We all know you're not scary.

I’m a puddy cat

I'd like to stroke you and hear you purr.

I’m one of those nasty ones that bite if you annoy me though.

Me - annoy anyone???? Naaaaah.

Im bloody adorable.

I'm cute apparently

Thankfully, i don't get called cute.

I think you’re cute! "

Yes I want to pet him

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.

Just saying

And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you

Ok you’ve twisted my arm

I better order that mankini

I reckon you’d look good in one. Not many I’d say that to!

I'm not so sure I would myself

I’ll be the judge

+ jury & executioner.

Haha. Don’t scare him off!

We all know you're not scary.

I’m a puddy cat

I'd like to stroke you and hear you purr.

I’m one of those nasty ones that bite if you annoy me though.

Me - annoy anyone???? Naaaaah.

Im bloody adorable.

I'm cute apparently

Thankfully, i don't get called cute.

I think you’re cute!

Are you after a spanking?

It’s the only way I learn

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I done a lap dance for C’s birthday…I loved it. The favour needs to be returned!

And yes C I did give to receive

Did you! Wow I’m sure she loved that. What a birthday present.

. Mines in October btw

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.

Just saying

And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you

Ok you’ve twisted my arm

I better order that mankini

I reckon you’d look good in one. Not many I’d say that to!

I'm not so sure I would myself

I’ll be the judge

+ jury & executioner.

Haha. Don’t scare him off!

We all know you're not scary.

I’m a puddy cat

I'd like to stroke you and hear you purr.

I’m one of those nasty ones that bite if you annoy me though.

Me - annoy anyone???? Naaaaah.

Im bloody adorable.

I'm cute apparently

Thankfully, i don't get called cute.

I think you’re cute!

Are you after a spanking?

It’s the only way I learn

I'm partial to giving a spanking

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I done a lap dance for C’s birthday…I loved it. The favour needs to be returned!

And yes C I did give to receive

Did you! Wow I’m sure she loved that. What a birthday present.

. Mines in October btw

Mines March, just saying

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.

Just saying

And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you

Ok you’ve twisted my arm

I better order that mankini

I reckon you’d look good in one. Not many I’d say that to!

I'm not so sure I would myself

I’ll be the judge

+ jury & executioner.

Haha. Don’t scare him off!

We all know you're not scary.

I’m a puddy cat

I'd like to stroke you and hear you purr.

I’m one of those nasty ones that bite if you annoy me though.

Me - annoy anyone???? Naaaaah.

Im bloody adorable.

I'm cute apparently

Thankfully, i don't get called cute.

I think you’re cute!

Are you after a spanking?

It’s the only way I learn

You're gonna get a tanned arse young lady.

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By *ischer400777Man
over a year ago

stanley county durham

I went to a lap dancing club once and I fucking hated it it is so fake and false I would rather chop 4 inches of than be made by law to go to one again horrible places I really hate them

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.

Just saying

And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you

Ok you’ve twisted my arm

I better order that mankini

I reckon you’d look good in one. Not many I’d say that to!

I'm not so sure I would myself

I’ll be the judge

+ jury & executioner.

Haha. Don’t scare him off!

We all know you're not scary.

I’m a puddy cat

I'd like to stroke you and hear you purr.

I’m one of those nasty ones that bite if you annoy me though.

Me - annoy anyone???? Naaaaah.

Im bloody adorable.

I'm cute apparently

Thankfully, i don't get called cute.

I think you’re cute!

Are you after a spanking?

It’s the only way I learn

I'm partial to giving a spanking

You can have a bum cheek each. No instruments just hands. Pink bum not red. Thankyou please. Bring it on

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I went to a lap dancing club once and I fucking hated it it is so fake and false I would rather chop 4 inches of than be made by law to go to one again horrible places I really hate them "

Yeah id imagine the clubs are a bit like that. I’d rather someone who wants to do it

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

You can have a bum cheek each. No instruments just hands. Pink bum not red. Thankyou please. Bring it on

Taxi to Paradise please.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I went to a lap dancing club once and I fucking hated it it is so fake and false I would rather chop 4 inches of than be made by law to go to one again horrible places I really hate them "

It's paid for, it's not a fake lap dance but they aren't doing it because they like you, they're doing it because they're earning a living and a good one at that

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

You can have a bum cheek each. No instruments just hands. Pink bum not red. Thankyou please. Bring it on

Taxi to Paradise please.

I was just getting concerned I’d hijacked a thread

. It’s my thread. Crack on

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I went to a lap dancing club once and I fucking hated it it is so fake and false I would rather chop 4 inches of than be made by law to go to one again horrible places I really hate them

Yeah id imagine the clubs are a bit like that. I’d rather someone who wants to do it

OK. OK. OK. I'll do it.

But I'm not sure the manager at Costa coffee will amused.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.

Just saying

And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you

Ok you’ve twisted my arm

I better order that mankini

I reckon you’d look good in one. Not many I’d say that to!

I'm not so sure I would myself

I’ll be the judge

+ jury & executioner.

Haha. Don’t scare him off!

We all know you're not scary.

I’m a puddy cat

I'd like to stroke you and hear you purr.

I’m one of those nasty ones that bite if you annoy me though.

Me - annoy anyone???? Naaaaah.

Im bloody adorable.

I'm cute apparently

Thankfully, i don't get called cute.

I think you’re cute!

Are you after a spanking?

It’s the only way I learn

I'm partial to giving a spanking

You can have a bum cheek each. No instruments just hands. Pink bum not red. Thankyou please. Bring it on

I'll take the left cheek please

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By *ischer400777Man
over a year ago

stanley county durham

"I went to a lap dancing club once and I fucking hated it it is so fake and false I would rather chop 4 inches of than be made by law to go to one again horrible places I really hate them

Yeah id imagine the clubs are a bit like that. I’d rather someone who wants to do it

"
well said Nora x

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.

Just saying

And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you

Ok you’ve twisted my arm

I better order that mankini

I reckon you’d look good in one. Not many I’d say that to!

I'm not so sure I would myself

I’ll be the judge

+ jury & executioner.

Haha. Don’t scare him off!

We all know you're not scary.

I’m a puddy cat

I'd like to stroke you and hear you purr.

I’m one of those nasty ones that bite if you annoy me though.

Me - annoy anyone???? Naaaaah.

Im bloody adorable.

I'm cute apparently

Thankfully, i don't get called cute.

I think you’re cute!

Are you after a spanking?

It’s the only way I learn

I'm partial to giving a spanking

You can have a bum cheek each. No instruments just hands. Pink bum not red. Thankyou please. Bring it on

I'll take the left cheek please

To be fair it’s big enough to divide into 3. Even 4 at a push!

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I went to a lap dancing club once and I fucking hated it it is so fake and false I would rather chop 4 inches of than be made by law to go to one again horrible places I really hate them

Yeah id imagine the clubs are a bit like that. I’d rather someone who wants to do it

OK. OK. OK. I'll do it.

But I'm not sure the manager at Costa coffee will amused.

. Can you imagine!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I went to a lap dancing club once and I fucking hated it it is so fake and false I would rather chop 4 inches of than be made by law to go to one again horrible places I really hate them

Yeah id imagine the clubs are a bit like that. I’d rather someone who wants to do it

OK. OK. OK. I'll do it.

But I'm not sure the manager at Costa coffee will amused.

. Can you imagine!"

Spanking coffee though

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.

Just saying

And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you

Ok you’ve twisted my arm

I better order that mankini

I reckon you’d look good in one. Not many I’d say that to!

I'm not so sure I would myself

I’ll be the judge

+ jury & executioner.

Haha. Don’t scare him off!

We all know you're not scary.

I’m a puddy cat

I'd like to stroke you and hear you purr.

I’m one of those nasty ones that bite if you annoy me though.

Me - annoy anyone???? Naaaaah.

Im bloody adorable.

I'm cute apparently

Thankfully, i don't get called cute.

I think you’re cute!

Are you after a spanking?

It’s the only way I learn

I'm partial to giving a spanking

You can have a bum cheek each. No instruments just hands. Pink bum not red. Thankyou please. Bring it on

I'll take the left cheek please

To be fair it’s big enough to divide into 3. Even 4 at a push!"

I like to indulge in a whole peach

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.

Just saying

And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you

Ok you’ve twisted my arm

I better order that mankini

I reckon you’d look good in one. Not many I’d say that to!

I'm not so sure I would myself

I’ll be the judge

+ jury & executioner.

Haha. Don’t scare him off!

We all know you're not scary.

I’m a puddy cat

I'd like to stroke you and hear you purr.

I’m one of those nasty ones that bite if you annoy me though.

Me - annoy anyone???? Naaaaah.

Im bloody adorable.

I'm cute apparently

Thankfully, i don't get called cute.

I think you’re cute!

Are you after a spanking?

It’s the only way I learn

I'm partial to giving a spanking

You can have a bum cheek each. No instruments just hands. Pink bum not red. Thankyou please. Bring it on

I'll take the left cheek please

To be fair it’s big enough to divide into 3. Even 4 at a push!

I like to indulge in a whole peach

How do you feel about melons? It’s more melony than peachey

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.

Just saying

And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you

Ok you’ve twisted my arm

I better order that mankini

I reckon you’d look good in one. Not many I’d say that to!

I'm not so sure I would myself

I’ll be the judge

+ jury & executioner.

Haha. Don’t scare him off!

We all know you're not scary.

I’m a puddy cat

I'd like to stroke you and hear you purr.

I’m one of those nasty ones that bite if you annoy me though.

Me - annoy anyone???? Naaaaah.

Im bloody adorable.

I'm cute apparently

Thankfully, i don't get called cute.

I think you’re cute!

Are you after a spanking?

It’s the only way I learn

I'm partial to giving a spanking

You can have a bum cheek each. No instruments just hands. Pink bum not red. Thankyou please. Bring it on

I'll take the left cheek please

To be fair it’s big enough to divide into 3. Even 4 at a push!

I like to indulge in a whole peach

How do you feel about melons? It’s more melony than peachey

So you have 3 melons, perfect

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.

Just saying

And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you

Ok you’ve twisted my arm

I better order that mankini

I reckon you’d look good in one. Not many I’d say that to!

I'm not so sure I would myself

I’ll be the judge

+ jury & executioner.

Haha. Don’t scare him off!

We all know you're not scary.

I’m a puddy cat

I'd like to stroke you and hear you purr.

I’m one of those nasty ones that bite if you annoy me though.

Me - annoy anyone???? Naaaaah.

Im bloody adorable.

I'm cute apparently

Thankfully, i don't get called cute.

I think you’re cute!

Are you after a spanking?

It’s the only way I learn

I'm partial to giving a spanking

You can have a bum cheek each. No instruments just hands. Pink bum not red. Thankyou please. Bring it on

I'll take the left cheek please

To be fair it’s big enough to divide into 3. Even 4 at a push!

I like to indulge in a whole peach

Hey. Let's not be greedy now.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.

Just saying

And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you

Ok you’ve twisted my arm

I better order that mankini

I reckon you’d look good in one. Not many I’d say that to!

I'm not so sure I would myself

I’ll be the judge

+ jury & executioner.

Haha. Don’t scare him off!

We all know you're not scary.

I’m a puddy cat

I'd like to stroke you and hear you purr.

I’m one of those nasty ones that bite if you annoy me though.

Me - annoy anyone???? Naaaaah.

Im bloody adorable.

I'm cute apparently

Thankfully, i don't get called cute.

I think you’re cute!

Are you after a spanking?

It’s the only way I learn

I'm partial to giving a spanking

You can have a bum cheek each. No instruments just hands. Pink bum not red. Thankyou please. Bring it on

I'll take the left cheek please

To be fair it’s big enough to divide into 3. Even 4 at a push!

I like to indulge in a whole peach

Hey. Let's not be greedy now.

Don't worry, we're sharing this one

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