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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm gonna get a slap here no doubt!

So, hear me out and picture the scenario...

Hen do/girls night out! "Oh my god, look at him, hes pure stunning. I'd sit on his face, he could bang me up the wall all night long. I wouldnt kick him out of bed for farting" etc etc etc.

Stag do/lads night out! "Check the knockers on that, I'd plow her till the neighbours complained of the smell. I'd be up that like a rat up a drain pipe" etc etc etc.

Now in reality, on the lads night out, if the women in question turned and said, "mon then fella", the chances are the dude is gonna smash it.

However, on the girls night out, if the man in question said, "mon then marydoll", the girl is gonna get her back up and shout about how shes not some sort of sex object, take the hump and probably dish out a wee slap?

Am I right or wrong?!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Wrong. I’d be up there oiling them up! That’s why I’m never picked. They pick the quite scared ones

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Wrong. I’d be up there oiling them up! That’s why I’m never picked. They pick the quite scared ones "

*quiet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wrong. I’d be up there oiling them up! That’s why I’m never picked. They pick the quite scared ones

*quiet "

Quite still works.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

As a very general generalisation then probably. Even more so if they are vanilla girls.

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By *rchid0103Woman
over a year ago

Southport

Mary doll classic Rab C Nesbitt , used to love watching that. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I’m on a night out guys are the last thing on my mind. I just wanna get in a sweaty mess and dance my tits off in a rave.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Wrong. I’d be up there oiling them up! That’s why I’m never picked. They pick the quite scared ones "

Not always

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A very broad generalisation there OP.

The only time I’ve seen behaviours like that has been on TV and I used to run bars and clubs so I’ve seen more than my fair share of stag/hen do’s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I'm on a night out, I definitely couldn't be bothered having a row over a jokey comment like that

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Wrong. I’d be up there oiling them up! That’s why I’m never picked. They pick the quite scared ones

Not always "

Usually they do. Although I’m only talking about dream boys type thing. I’ve never been to anything where sex is involved!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah also if I was in a bar or somewhere, seeing a good looking guy wouldn’t get me all excited enough to want to shout or leer at him. If I truly honestly wanted to fuck someone I’d met in a bar I would approach him and say I want to fuck you. I’ve done that in the past, spotted a guy at the bar who I’d seen throughout the night. He’d just bought a round and had loads of drinks on a tray. I said fancy coming back to mine, he put the tray back on the bar and said c’mon let’s get a taxi

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"If I'm on a night out, I definitely couldn't be bothered having a row over a jokey comment like that "

Agree - Same comment in an office, no thanks but at a party....It is more about context.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Wrong. I’d be up there oiling them up! That’s why I’m never picked. They pick the quite scared ones

Not always

Usually they do. Although I’m only talking about dream boys type thing. I’ve never been to anything where sex is involved! "

I've only ever been to one strip club on a stag do and I didn't even pay for a dance because I was in an exclusive relationship

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Wrong. I’d be up there oiling them up! That’s why I’m never picked. They pick the quite scared ones

Not always

Usually they do. Although I’m only talking about dream boys type thing. I’ve never been to anything where sex is involved!

I've only ever been to one strip club on a stag do and I didn't even pay for a dance because I was in an exclusive relationship "

I’d love a lap dance. It’s on my bucket list

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I'd question the amount of guys that would genuinely end up fucking the girl they are ogling.

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

Wrong. But i would ask if he can bringing his mate(s) too

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Wrong. I’d be up there oiling them up! That’s why I’m never picked. They pick the quite scared ones

Not always

Usually they do. Although I’m only talking about dream boys type thing. I’ve never been to anything where sex is involved!

I've only ever been to one strip club on a stag do and I didn't even pay for a dance because I was in an exclusive relationship

I’d love a lap dance. It’s on my bucket list "

I've had some amazing movers on my lap, just not at a strip club and you should definitely tick that off

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Wrong. I’d be up there oiling them up! That’s why I’m never picked. They pick the quite scared ones

Not always

Usually they do. Although I’m only talking about dream boys type thing. I’ve never been to anything where sex is involved!

I've only ever been to one strip club on a stag do and I didn't even pay for a dance because I was in an exclusive relationship

I’d love a lap dance. It’s on my bucket list

I've had some amazing movers on my lap, just not at a strip club and you should definitely tick that off "

I plan to. I’ve done them for people myself but never had one

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

some of the women i know would kill the men off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do women bring men along to things like baby showers.

Ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do women bring men along to things like baby showers.

Ffs"

Yes! Or shopping. Leave the men having fun in the pub.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be more clueless as to what on earth you was saying or talking about using phrases like that anyway!

Accents are not my strong point at the best of times..... ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do women bring men along to things like baby showers.

Ffs

Yes! Or shopping. Leave the men having fun in the pub. "

It use to be Tupper ware parties. Jesus Christ

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘ I'd plow her till the neighbours complained of the smell.’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"‘ I'd plow her till the neighbours complained of the smell.’ "

I've never heard of this one before. I like it

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"‘ I'd plow her till the neighbours complained of the smell.’

I've never heard of this one before. I like it "

I’m commandeering this one for future use whenever I go out with my mates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do women bring men along to things like baby showers.

Ffs

Yes! Or shopping. Leave the men having fun in the pub.

It use to be Tupper ware parties. Jesus Christ"

To be fair no-one should have to go to those.

Unless keys are getting chucked in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"‘ I'd plow her till the neighbours complained of the smell.’

I've never heard of this one before. I like it

I’m commandeering this one for future use whenever I go out with my mates "

You're welcome!

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