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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I bought plain brioche burger buns by mistake instead of seeded for the burgers I'm making later

What first world problems do you have?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always use plain ones, send them to me

They are lush lightly toasted before adding the burger and extras.

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I always use plain ones, send them to me

They are lush lightly toasted before adding the burger and extras.

NBVN x "

Ooohh yes I must remember to toast them - sorry you can't have them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve ran out of cherry Pepsi max and now gotta drink coffee

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

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I can't decide whether to boil or roast the baby potatoes I have for dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My soufflé hasn’t risen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yesterday was too sunny. Today is too windy..

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

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"My soufflé hasn’t risen. "

Obviously didn't have good enough wrist action when whipping it

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames


"I bought plain brioche burger buns by mistake instead of seeded for the burgers I'm making later

What first world problems do you have?"

I could do with a larger screen on my phone to really appreciate those pics of your (.)(.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've left the TV remote on the coffee table at the other end of the living room and I've had enough of watching Dickinson's Real Deal!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I've run out of umami paste and I'm too lazy to put on a bra to get some more.

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By *BDYKCouple
over a year ago

Yarm

Our favourite restaurant doesn't have any takeaway delivery slots left for tonight, so I'll have to do a 1.5 mile round trip to go and collect our parmos..!!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I want a drink but I’m too comfy on my sunbed and I have no mini humans here to get me one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont have a purse big enough for all the 2ps I want to take to the seaside.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't decide whether to boil or roast the baby potatoes I have for dinner "

Steam them

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By *organ and rob zombieCouple
over a year ago

bradford

Can’t decide if we want to go out for something to eat or eat at home and then go out for just drinks??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't decide whether to boil or roast the baby potatoes I have for dinner "

May I help you here and say boiled then drizzled with butter and herbs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want a drink but I’m too comfy on my sunbed and I have no mini humans here to get me one "

I maybe short but I object to being called mini human.

Divorce papers in the post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always use plain ones, send them to me

They are lush lightly toasted before adding the burger and extras.

NBVN x

Ooohh yes I must remember to toast them - sorry you can't have them "

Grrr.... OK you enjoy them then

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't decide whether to boil or roast the baby potatoes I have for dinner

May I help you here and say boiled then drizzled with butter and herbs "

Tasty

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I want a drink but I’m too comfy on my sunbed and I have no mini humans here to get me one

I maybe short but I object to being called mini human.

Divorce papers in the post"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can’t decide if we want to go out for something to eat or eat at home and then go out for just drinks?? "

I say go out for dinner - very difficult decision though good luck!

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By *olymalelincsMan
over a year ago

southend

My air conditioner is too noisy and I have to turn the telly up to hear it over the a/c

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

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"I can't decide whether to boil or roast the baby potatoes I have for dinner

May I help you here and say boiled then drizzled with butter and herbs "

Now that was my first thought, but I'm having them with chicken and chorizo skewers and salad, and perhaps roasted in their skins with olive oil, salt and pepper might go better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No Pak choi in Tesco's today.

Fucking disgrace the state of this country were we have to make do with finely sliced spring greens. It's worse than the blitz!

Am tempted to cook my meal and throw it in the bin without even tasting.

That'll teach em!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't decide whether to boil or roast the baby potatoes I have for dinner

May I help you here and say boiled then drizzled with butter and herbs

Now that was my first thought, but I'm having them with chicken and chorizo skewers and salad, and perhaps roasted in their skins with olive oil, salt and pepper might go better "

Your dinner sounds better than mine - I've got food envy now

Definitely roast the potatoes

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

We’re going fizzy drink & sweet/treats free as youngest currently having braces fitted.

Tonic doesn’t count though does it?

J x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many dicks, not enough holes.

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent


"I always use plain ones, send them to me

They are lush lightly toasted before adding the burger and extras.

NBVN x

Ooohh yes I must remember to toast them - sorry you can't have them "

Have you ever toasted them with mayonnaise? Instead of oil or butter. It's so great. I had an incredible burger in Glasgow with the brioche bun toasted in marrow butter, which I'd also recommend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to Waitrose last night for one item, just one item and they didn’t have it!!! I made the journey especially. It’s their double cream. Simply to die for. I had to eat my strawberries and raspberries with Sainsbury’s cream instead and it just wasn’t quite as satisfying!

I have since gone this morning and bought 2 tubs at Waitrose so I’m a happy camper today but it was rough last night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *entlemanrogueMan
over a year ago

Motherwell

No problems here chilled as feck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have let down my cats badly. This morning, I ran out of Dreamies. I ordered 5 cases on Amazon Prime which should be delivered this evening. Meanwhile, my cats have to suffer a lesser brand. First world cat problems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Broken a fingernail before the manicure I have scheduled for tomorrow x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The dedicated barista, giving away free coffee at my work place, burns the coffee and it ruins my day every time he makes me a hot cup of Joe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always use plain ones, send them to me

They are lush lightly toasted before adding the burger and extras.

NBVN x "

Oooh yeah toast them they’re delicious x

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Who was that? I think it was Mary!

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

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"I’ve ran out of cherry Pepsi max and now gotta drink coffee "

I’d be gutted with this, I love cherry Pepsi max

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too many dicks, not enough holes. "

AMEN

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

I'm thinking of replacing a perfectly good fridge freezer with a frost free one

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Who was that? I think it was Mary! "

It was Mary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too many dicks, not enough holes.

AMEN"

Revised....you can never have too many of either The first world problem is finding the time to fit all the wonderful boobs and balls into the schedule...

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Who was that? I think it was Mary!

It was Mary "

Oh no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who was that? I think it was Mary!

It was Mary

Oh no "

I hope she is okay

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Oh Mary! How can you be shagging TeaMonkey if you've UNLOSed?

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Who was that? I think it was Mary!

It was Mary

Oh no

I hope she is okay "

Fingers crossed that she is back as another Disney-fucking-character soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent


"The dedicated barista, giving away free coffee at my work place, burns the coffee and it ruins my day every time he makes me a hot cup of Joe. "

Mention it if you can catch him in a quiet moment. It's stressful af when it's busy & he might not have time to check/adjust. Having said that, if he's not taking that into consideration he's just a coffee boy, not a barista.

Or he hates his job and all of you, who can say

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Oh Mary! How can you be shagging TeaMonkey if you've UNLOSed?"

Erm... wut?!

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Bloody jumbo oats messing with my morning schedule they don’t do in 90 seconds like normal ones and I have keep stirring them

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By *atty CoramWoman
over a year ago

Wimbledon

My left earlobe is too fat for my favourite pair or earrings.

Fatty fatty earlobe.

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