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Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Everyone is welcome.  Smileyface | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. You're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster! | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim!
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. You're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster!"*Stamps loyalty card again* | |||
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"Good morning !! Currently trying to find a good video on here to help me before sleep What’s everyone else up too " Morning?! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Berry. I've got some good videos. | |||
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"Moon Grey Cat, saw your message on the last thread. We don't mind being sundries "I bet you don't. | |||
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"Hello all.... the ice cream is long gone" Oh shit, have I missed out on ice cream? | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim!
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. You're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster!
*Stamps loyalty card again* "What’s the reward system like ? | |||
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I'm laid on my bed, too warm for clothes. Hoping I fall asleep soon.
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"Good morning !! Currently trying to find a good video on here to help me before sleep What’s everyone else up too Morning?! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Berry. I've got some good videos." 6th July 2020 is a hot video | |||
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"Hello all.... the ice cream is long gone Oh shit, have I missed out on ice cream?" It was the fancy stuff with real vanilla | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim!
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. You're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster!
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim!
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. You're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster!
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What’s the reward system like ? "It's good. You get private time, a coffee and a guided tour, all in Shrewsbury. Get your card stamped | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim!
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. You're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster!
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What’s the reward system like ?
It's good. You get private time, a coffee and a guided tour, all in Shrewsbury. Get your card stamped "Please tell me you get the signed photo too | |||
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"Alreeeeet Jim, I've been for a long walk today, so I'm cream crackered "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. I'm not surprised you're cream crackered walking in the June heat. Where did you walk? | |||
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"Making a cup of tea as I deliberate "Choices choices .... have you narrowed the field ? | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim!
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. You're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster!
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What’s the reward system like ?
It's good. You get private time, a coffee and a guided tour, all in Shrewsbury. Get your card stamped
Please tell me you get the signed photo too "I think that's extra, with the souvenir keyring... | |||
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"Hello there! Just working out what sort of porn hub category floats my boat to help me relax for bed lol xx" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and hello, there, Ruby. Search for watermelon. x | |||
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"Hello all.... the ice cream is long gone Oh shit, have I missed out on ice cream? It was the fancy stuff with real vanilla " Balls. | |||
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"Morning.
I'm laid on my bed, too warm for clothes. Hoping I fall asleep soon.
PW"Another morning?! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, PW. I hope you get off soon. | |||
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"Moon Grey Cat, saw your message on the last thread. We don't mind being sundries "Neither do I tbf, but I think I was using alliteration rather than love. Not me at all. | |||
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"Hello all.... the ice cream is long gone Oh shit, have I missed out on ice cream? It was the fancy stuff with real vanilla Balls." I don’t have one of those fancy ice cream scooping gadgets... just a big spoon. | |||
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"Alreeeeet Jim, I've been for a long walk today, so I'm cream crackered
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. I'm not surprised you're cream crackered walking in the June heat. Where did you walk?"Well I'm doing Derby Outer Ring Road anticlockwise this year, usually do it in about 12-15 mile chunks | |||
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"Making a cup of tea as I deliberate "No sugar, good glug of milk for me. Thanks. | |||
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"Moon Grey Cat, saw your message on the last thread. We don't mind being sundries
Neither do I tbf, but I think I was using alliteration rather than love. Not me at all. "Obviously we'd settle for love over naan bread and other sundries  | |||
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"Good evening. Back to work for me tonight but not complaining as had great, sunny days off.x" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bluebell. I didn't know Scotland gets sunshine. x | |||
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"Hello all.... the ice cream is long gone Oh shit, have I missed out on ice cream? It was the fancy stuff with real vanilla Balls. I don’t have one of those fancy ice cream scooping gadgets... just a big spoon. " That's not very North London. | |||
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"Alreeeeet Jim, I've been for a long walk today, so I'm cream crackered
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. I'm not surprised you're cream crackered walking in the June heat. Where did you walk?
Well I'm doing Derby Outer Ring Road anticlockwise this year, usually do it in about 12-15 mile chunks "Do some photos, videos. I'd like to see. | |||
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"Hello all.... the ice cream is long gone Oh shit, have I missed out on ice cream? It was the fancy stuff with real vanilla Balls. I don’t have one of those fancy ice cream scooping gadgets... just a big spoon. That's not very North London." My spiritual home is still south of the river...I could always do fancy quenelles if I had company. | |||
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"Hello all.... the ice cream is long gone Oh shit, have I missed out on ice cream? It was the fancy stuff with real vanilla Balls. I don’t have one of those fancy ice cream scooping gadgets... just a big spoon. That's not very North London. My spiritual home is still south of the river...I could always do fancy quenelles if I had company. " Stay true to your roots. | |||
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"I think it's probably only sambosa that cares, but look at Broad and Anderson opening the bowling on a warm summer's day at Lords. As it ever was, as if nothing dramatic had happened on the past year or so. I find it very comforting. " I have attend the Lord’s test ... first of the summer since I was a nipper. I was a bit different today but still deeply reassuring. | |||
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"Grey Cat, what happened to you last night?" Sleep. I grab a bite and then sleep. I'll be in the trenches for a few months or more yet. Future looks bright tho. That's a win | |||
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"I think it's probably only sambosa that cares, but look at Broad and Anderson opening the bowling on a warm summer's day at Lords. As it ever was, as if nothing dramatic had happened on the past year or so. I find it very comforting. I have attend the Lord’s test ... first of the summer since I was a nipper. I was a bit different today but still deeply reassuring. " You have both my envy and my respect. This Robinson kid looks lethal, eh? | |||
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Jim ... this ice cream ... was it flavoured with vanilla balls or just ... well ... balls balls
And milky tea? ... no way ... 
I’ve had an excellent afternoon/evening - picnic with daughters. I might have been on the swings too x | |||
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"Hello Jim, everyone
Jim ... this ice cream ... was it flavoured with vanilla balls or just ... well ... balls balls
And milky tea? ... no way ...
I’ve had an excellent afternoon/evening - picnic with daughters. I might have been on the swings too x"You went swinging! | |||
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"Grey Cat, what happened to you last night? Sleep. I grab a bite and then sleep. I'll be in the trenches for a few months or more yet. Future looks bright tho. That's a win" I like bright futures. | |||
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Jim ... this ice cream ... was it flavoured with vanilla balls or just ... well ... balls balls
And milky tea? ... no way ...
I’ve had an excellent afternoon/evening - picnic with daughters. I might have been on the swings too x
You went swinging! "I nearly got my bum stuck in a child’s swing  ... imagine if we’d had to get the fire brigade??? ... actually ... yes ... let’s  | |||
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"Grey Cat, what happened to you last night? Sleep. I grab a bite and then sleep. I'll be in the trenches for a few months or more yet. Future looks bright tho. That's a win I like bright futures." Me too, them dark ones are rubbish. | |||
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"Hello Jim, everyone
Jim ... this ice cream ... was it flavoured with vanilla balls or just ... well ... balls balls
And milky tea? ... no way ...
I’ve had an excellent afternoon/evening - picnic with daughters. I might have been on the swings too x
You went swinging!
I nearly got my bum stuck in a child’s swing ... imagine if we’d had to get the fire brigade??? ... actually ... yes ... let’s "I'm not sure you can order only fit firefighters when you phone to have a swing surgically removed from your arse cheeks. Worth a try though
I saw a VT of the vaccine rollout in France on the news - I'd be saying oui, oui if it'd been the gorgeous chappie who was pictured | |||
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"Hello Jim, everyone
Jim ... this ice cream ... was it flavoured with vanilla balls or just ... well ... balls balls
And milky tea? ... no way ...
I’ve had an excellent afternoon/evening - picnic with daughters. I might have been on the swings too x"Look who's here. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kate. I'm not entirely sure about the ice cream, I missed out.
Yeah, I like a good glug of milk in my tea. I'm surprised you didn't go  .
 I do like to swing.
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"Grey Cat, what happened to you last night? Sleep. I grab a bite and then sleep. I'll be in the trenches for a few months or more yet. Future looks bright tho. That's a win I like bright futures." The future's bright... The future's... | |||
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"Not an incredibly early start tomorrow but I feel the need for a tepid shower before I turn in. Good night and god speed to my fellow nocturnallists " Na night. | |||
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"Hello Jim, everyone
Jim ... this ice cream ... was it flavoured with vanilla balls or just ... well ... balls balls
And milky tea? ... no way ...
I’ve had an excellent afternoon/evening - picnic with daughters. I might have been on the swings too x
You went swinging!
I nearly got my bum stuck in a child’s swing ... imagine if we’d had to get the fire brigade??? ... actually ... yes ... let’s "In recent months two people in Shrewsbury have had to be rescued from swings. | |||
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"Hello Jim, everyone
Jim ... this ice cream ... was it flavoured with vanilla balls or just ... well ... balls balls
And milky tea? ... no way ...
I’ve had an excellent afternoon/evening - picnic with daughters. I might have been on the swings too x
You went swinging!
I nearly got my bum stuck in a child’s swing ... imagine if we’d had to get the fire brigade??? ... actually ... yes ... let’s
In recent months two people in Shrewsbury have had to be rescued from swings. "Jim, was one of them you?! | |||
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"Hello Jim, everyone
Jim ... this ice cream ... was it flavoured with vanilla balls or just ... well ... balls balls
And milky tea? ... no way ...
I’ve had an excellent afternoon/evening - picnic with daughters. I might have been on the swings too x
You went swinging!
I nearly got my bum stuck in a child’s swing ... imagine if we’d had to get the fire brigade??? ... actually ... yes ... let’s
I'm not sure you can order only fit firefighters when you phone to have a swing surgically removed from your arse cheeks. Worth a try though
I saw a VT of the vaccine rollout in France on the news - I'd be saying oui, oui if it'd been the gorgeous chappie who was pictured "I'd wondered what F&B has been up to. | |||
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"Grey Cat, what happened to you last night? Sleep. I grab a bite and then sleep. I'll be in the trenches for a few months or more yet. Future looks bright tho. That's a win I like bright futures. The future's bright... The future's..." In the future. | |||
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"Good evening all "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Piscean. Happy Thursday. Smileyface | |||
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"Evening all , hi Jim" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hit. How are you tonight? | |||
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"Hello Jim, everyone
Jim ... this ice cream ... was it flavoured with vanilla balls or just ... well ... balls balls
And milky tea? ... no way ...
I’ve had an excellent afternoon/evening - picnic with daughters. I might have been on the swings too x
You went swinging!
I nearly got my bum stuck in a child’s swing ... imagine if we’d had to get the fire brigade??? ... actually ... yes ... let’s
In recent months two people in Shrewsbury have had to be rescued from swings.
Jim, was one of them you?! "With my little bum? Noooo. | |||
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"Good evening all
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Piscean. Happy Thursday. Smileyface"Good evening Jim, happy Thursday back at you | |||
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"Hello Jim, everyone
Jim ... this ice cream ... was it flavoured with vanilla balls or just ... well ... balls balls
And milky tea? ... no way ...
I’ve had an excellent afternoon/evening - picnic with daughters. I might have been on the swings too x
You went swinging!
I nearly got my bum stuck in a child’s swing ... imagine if we’d had to get the fire brigade??? ... actually ... yes ... let’s
I'm not sure you can order only fit firefighters when you phone to have a swing surgically removed from your arse cheeks. Worth a try though
I saw a VT of the vaccine rollout in France on the news - I'd be saying oui, oui if it'd been the gorgeous chappie who was pictured "I have a cringe memory of my friend and I gawping at firemen rushing out of their rig (is that what it’s called?) - we were there a little while enjoying it before we thought oh shit someone’s house could be on fire here  .... they were all fittttttt ... even the ugly ones lol
Your vaccination bods ... were they in scrubs? if so I get you ... oui oui from me too | |||
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"It's sleepy time here at Kinky Castle, so goodnight all "Na night. x | |||
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"Evening all , hi Jim Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hit. How are you tonight?" Tired but ok thanks just can't sleep  | |||
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"Good evening all
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Piscean. Happy Thursday. Smileyface
Good evening Jim, happy Thursday back at you "Yeah! | |||
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"Evening all , hi Jim Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hit. How are you tonight? Tired but ok thanks just can't sleep "It's only ¹, there's plenty of time to fall asleep. | |||
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"Hello Jim, everyone
Jim ... this ice cream ... was it flavoured with vanilla balls or just ... well ... balls balls
And milky tea? ... no way ...
I’ve had an excellent afternoon/evening - picnic with daughters. I might have been on the swings too x
Look who's here. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kate. I'm not entirely sure about the ice cream, I missed out.
Yeah, I like a good glug of milk in my tea. I'm surprised you didn't go .
I do like to swing.
"Hiiiii
Possibly best that you did
Oh myyy I forgot the little ... tea should be just shown the milk
Dyou know what it was bloody brilliant - haha I’m such a kid
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"Hello Jim, everyone
Jim ... this ice cream ... was it flavoured with vanilla balls or just ... well ... balls balls
And milky tea? ... no way ...
I’ve had an excellent afternoon/evening - picnic with daughters. I might have been on the swings too x
Look who's here. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kate. I'm not entirely sure about the ice cream, I missed out.
Yeah, I like a good glug of milk in my tea. I'm surprised you didn't go .
I do like to swing.
Hiiiii
Possibly best that you did
Oh myyy I forgot the little ... tea should be just shown the milk
Dyou know what it was bloody brilliant - haha I’m such a kid
A kiss? ... just the one? Pft "I'm glad you had a great day.
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"Hello Jim, everyone
Jim ... this ice cream ... was it flavoured with vanilla balls or just ... well ... balls balls
And milky tea? ... no way ...
I’ve had an excellent afternoon/evening - picnic with daughters. I might have been on the swings too x
You went swinging!
I nearly got my bum stuck in a child’s swing ... imagine if we’d had to get the fire brigade??? ... actually ... yes ... let’s
In recent months two people in Shrewsbury have had to be rescued from swings.
Jim, was one of them you?! " .... oh please oh please let one of them have been him | |||
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"It's sleepy time here at Kinky Castle, so goodnight all "Gnight lovely x | |||
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"Hello Jim, everyone
Jim ... this ice cream ... was it flavoured with vanilla balls or just ... well ... balls balls
And milky tea? ... no way ...
I’ve had an excellent afternoon/evening - picnic with daughters. I might have been on the swings too x
You went swinging!
I nearly got my bum stuck in a child’s swing ... imagine if we’d had to get the fire brigade??? ... actually ... yes ... let’s
In recent months two people in Shrewsbury have had to be rescued from swings.
Jim, was one of them you?!
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"I want to swing." From a chandelier? | |||
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"I want to swing. From a chandelier? " Like a chaaannnnddiilliiierrr! | |||
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"I want to swing. From a chandelier? Like a chaaannnnddiilliiierrr! "I want to be a chaaaannndddiiillliieerrr | |||
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"I want to swing. From a chandelier? Like a chaaannnnddiilliiierrr!
I want to be a chaaaannndddiiillliieerrr "Fuck me insomnia is driving me batty | |||
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"I want to swing. From a chandelier? Like a chaaannnnddiilliiierrr!
I want to be a chaaaannndddiiillliieerrr
Fuck me insomnia is driving me batty "Me too | |||
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"I want to swing. From a chandelier? Like a chaaannnnddiilliiierrr!
I want to be a chaaaannndddiiillliieerrr
Fuck me insomnia is driving me batty "At least you're likely to be in bed, I've been sat at the end of my road for 15 minutes and can't get home as there is an ambulance parked in the middle of the road and no way past it  | |||
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"I want to swing. From a chandelier? Like a chaaannnnddiilliiierrr!
I want to be a chaaaannndddiiillliieerrr
Fuck me insomnia is driving me batty
At least you're likely to be in bed, I've been sat at the end of my road for 15 minutes and can't get home as there is an ambulance parked in the middle of the road and no way past it "Bugger | |||
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"I want to swing. From a chandelier? Like a chaaannnnddiilliiierrr!
I want to be a chaaaannndddiiillliieerrr
Fuck me insomnia is driving me batty
At least you're likely to be in bed, I've been sat at the end of my road for 15 minutes and can't get home as there is an ambulance parked in the middle of the road and no way past it
Bugger "If you're offering | |||
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"I want to swing. From a chandelier? Like a chaaannnnddiilliiierrr!
I want to be a chaaaannndddiiillliieerrr
Fuck me insomnia is driving me batty
At least you're likely to be in bed, I've been sat at the end of my road for 15 minutes and can't get home as there is an ambulance parked in the middle of the road and no way past it
Bugger
If you're offering " | |||
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"Evening all , hi Jim Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hit. How are you tonight? Tired but ok thanks just can't sleep
It's only ¹, there's plenty of time to fall asleep."That's the problem I don't sleep I suffer from really bad insomnia ! 3 days this week about an hour's sleep ! | |||
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"I want to swing. From a chandelier? Like a chaaannnnddiilliiierrr!
I want to be a chaaaannndddiiillliieerrr
Fuck me insomnia is driving me batty
At least you're likely to be in bed, I've been sat at the end of my road for 15 minutes and can't get home as there is an ambulance parked in the middle of the road and no way past it "Is there not anywhere you can park and move it later? | |||
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"I want to swing. From a chandelier? Like a chaaannnnddiilliiierrr!
I want to be a chaaaannndddiiillliieerrr
Fuck me insomnia is driving me batty
At least you're likely to be in bed, I've been sat at the end of my road for 15 minutes and can't get home as there is an ambulance parked in the middle of the road and no way past it
Is there not anywhere you can park and move it later? "Nope, I'm sat in the middle of the road too and no spaces....my house is at the other end and it's a cul-de-sac. | |||
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"I want to swing. From a chandelier? Like a chaaannnnddiilliiierrr!
I want to be a chaaaannndddiiillliieerrr
Fuck me insomnia is driving me batty
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Is there not anywhere you can park and move it later?
Nope, I'm sat in the middle of the road too and no spaces....my house is at the other end and it's a cul-de-sac."Hopefully you can get home soon | |||
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"I want to swing. From a chandelier? Like a chaaannnnddiilliiierrr!
I want to be a chaaaannndddiiillliieerrr
Fuck me insomnia is driving me batty
At least you're likely to be in bed, I've been sat at the end of my road for 15 minutes and can't get home as there is an ambulance parked in the middle of the road and no way past it
Is there not anywhere you can park and move it later?
Nope, I'm sat in the middle of the road too and no spaces....my house is at the other end and it's a cul-de-sac.
Hopefully you can get home soon"I am now...had to guide them backwards up the road before they sped off with their blues flashing.. | |||
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I want to be a chaaaannndddiiillliieerrr
Fuck me insomnia is driving me batty
At least you're likely to be in bed, I've been sat at the end of my road for 15 minutes and can't get home as there is an ambulance parked in the middle of the road and no way past it
Is there not anywhere you can park and move it later?
Nope, I'm sat in the middle of the road too and no spaces....my house is at the other end and it's a cul-de-sac.
Hopefully you can get home soon
I am now...had to guide them backwards up the road before they sped off with their blues flashing.."Hope they are ok | |||
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"I want to swing. From a chandelier? Like a chaaannnnddiilliiierrr!
I want to be a chaaaannndddiiillliieerrr
Fuck me insomnia is driving me batty
At least you're likely to be in bed, I've been sat at the end of my road for 15 minutes and can't get home as there is an ambulance parked in the middle of the road and no way past it
Is there not anywhere you can park and move it later?
Nope, I'm sat in the middle of the road too and no spaces....my house is at the other end and it's a cul-de-sac.
Hopefully you can get home soon
I am now...had to guide them backwards up the road before they sped off with their blues flashing..
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"I think people don't appreciate jokes on here" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Md. Humour is subjective. Some people can take it the wrong way. And I don't mean up the bum. | |||
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"[Chandelier removed by a plonker at 03/06/21 01:45:47]" Rodneyyyyyy you plonka | |||
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"Evening all , hi Jim Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hit. How are you tonight? Tired but ok thanks just can't sleep
It's only ¹, there's plenty of time to fall asleep.
That's the problem I don't sleep I suffer from really bad insomnia ! 3 days this week about an hour's sleep ! "Oh man, that sucks. | |||
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It can be anything you want it to be."Can it be 8pm so I don't have to get up for work in four hours  | |||
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"[Chandelier removed by a plonker at 03/06/21 01:45:47] Rodneyyyyyy you plonka " Show me your cushty. | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tindergirl. Evening, morning, I'm not sure what it is anymore
It can be anything you want it to be.
Can it be 8pm so I don't have to get up for work in four hours "Okay, maybe not anything. | |||
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It can be anything you want it to be.
Can it be 8pm so I don't have to get up for work in four hours "Trouble sleeping tonight me to even with fan on to warm | |||
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"Evening Jim ... do you never sleep? " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Duchess. I sleep. How are you doing? | |||
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"Evening Jim ... do you never sleep?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Duchess. I sleep. How are you doing?"Just not at night? I've woken ridiculously early ... 
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"On this day 1925 Tony Curtis was born. Tight rope Some like it hot. Marilyn " Morning Yasmeen not sleeping either? | |||
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"Evening Jim ... do you never sleep?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Duchess. I sleep. How are you doing?
Just not at night? I've woken ridiculously early ...
How's you? "Not at the moment.
I'm not too bad, bobbing along.
If you wake up early in summer and it's still dark, it's ridiculously early. | |||
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"On this day 1925 Tony Curtis was born. Tight rope Some like it hot. Marilyn Morning Yasmeen not sleeping either? "Nope xx | |||
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"On this day 1925 Tony Curtis was born. Tight rope Some like it hot. Marilyn " It was her birthday a few days ago. | |||
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"On this day 1925 Tony Curtis was born. Tight rope Some like it hot. Marilyn Morning Yasmeen not sleeping either? "Soon x | |||
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