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Why do you never see people saying they're looking for 'friends with jobs in the police' or something instead? Because they wouldn't get away with it, thats bloody why and would probably end up getting banged up!
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"I admit to once having a (cough) friend with benilyn" Hope you gave her a good Benadryllin....;-) | |||
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"Lol at this thread !! Friends with tax credits ?? Friends that are emotionally secure with no psychological issues and finacialy secure !! Lol "It's the disturbing 'friends with hairy-tits', the jailbait 'friends with pocket money' and the out of touch 'friends with greenshield stamps' that I tend to try to be wary of the most | |||
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"Ironically... My friends on benefits are seldom doleful... "It's that because they're 'turning tricks' with you on the side? | |||
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"I want friends with housing benefits as I can't accommodate "Be careful with that one mate, if you shag em more than twice a week they could lose their benefits, so you'd then have the inconvenience of finding some other strumpet at short notice  | |||
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"Lol at this thread !! Friends with tax credits ?? Friends that are emotionally secure with no psychological issues and finacialy secure !! Lol
It's the disturbing 'friends with hairy-tits', the jailbait 'friends with pocket money' and the out of touch 'friends with greenshield stamps' that I tend to try to be wary of the most "Greenshield stamps??? Old bastard! | |||
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"I think people who openly post that they are looking for 'friends with benefits' are disgusting, I really do. It's bad enough for those unfortunate enough to be out of work trying to find a job in the current climate, without these leeches trying to sponge off them on a site like this
Why do you never see people saying they're looking for 'friends with jobs in the police' or something instead? Because they wouldn't get away with it, thats bloody why and would probably end up getting banged up!
Once again it's the ones that can least afford it are the ones that are hit hardest in the pocket "What the f@#k!!! | |||
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"I thought a friend with benefits was someone u were good friends with but also met up for sex(sex being the benefit),and not someone that u carry out odd jobs for sex. That's where I'm going wrong, if I offer to do their weekly shop for them does that count? "Why not put it in your profile and find out? Just make sure that you stick a tariff on there though, just so the ladies can see what they'll have to part and how often, for each specific task or errand. You never know, it could prove to be highly successful and mutually beneficial. Then again you might be crap at what you do and they could be very old and smelly but I think it's a risk worth taking. It may actually be worth considering contacting banal TV programme 'Dragon's Den' to see if they would be willing to invest in your business (A word of warning though, don't touch that ugly blonde bird on there with a barge pole, regardless of how much she offers and what jobs she asks you to do! The reason that I'm saying this is that if her clout is half as sour as her face then you are going to have serious problems with cock rot in later life) | |||
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"Not sure if the original post is supposed to be tongue in cheek, however, I do not believe there is anything wrong for those who seek friends with benefits. As far as I am aware, "friends with benefits" means friends who are able to have sex with each other without being in a more serious relationship that excludes each other from having sex with other people. PMSL top thread! However, I could be wrong. " | |||
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"I thought a friend with benefits was someone u were good friends with but also met up for sex(sex being the benefit),and not someone that u carry out odd jobs for sex. That's where I'm going wrong, if I offer to do their weekly shop for them does that count?
Why not put it in your profile and find out? Just make sure that you stick a tariff on there though, just so the ladies can see what they'll have to part and how often, for each specific task or errand.
You never know, it could prove to be highly successful and
mutually beneficial.
Then again you might be crap at what you do and they could be very old and smelly but I think it's a risk worth taking.
It may actually be worth considering contacting banal TV programme 'Dragon's Den' to see if they would be willing to invest in your business (A word of warning though, don't touch that ugly blonde bird on there with a barge pole, regardless of how much she offers and what jobs she asks you to do! The reason that I'm saying this is that if her clout is half as sour as her face then you are going to have serious problems with cock rot in later life) "Lol at clout  | |||
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"Nowt wrong wi a bit I clout mate What's thy up to today anyroad?"Nowt exciting... | |||
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"I think people who openly post that they are looking for 'friends with benefits' are disgusting, I really do. It's bad enough for those unfortunate enough to be out of work trying to find a job in the current climate, without these leeches trying to sponge off them on a site like this
Why do you never see people saying they're looking for 'friends with jobs in the police' or something instead? Because they wouldn't get away with it, thats bloody why and would probably end up getting banged up!
Once again it's the ones that can least afford it are the ones that are hit hardest in the pocket "Why has nobody spotted this loophole in the Goverments strategy before? I am going to write to my MP about this forthwith! In fact, on Monday morning, I shall be ringing LBC to demand that Nick Ferrari discuss this issue fully and frankly. All of London and the South East needs to be aware of it. Scrounging bastards! Isn't it enough that they get about £5,000 a week of taxpayers money? Now they want to be given friends who also get benefits. Damned cheek. Now, back to reading The Telegraph where life is so much rosier....
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"I think people who openly post that they are looking for 'friends with benefits' are disgusting, I really do. It's bad enough for those unfortunate enough to be out of work trying to find a job in the current climate, without these leeches trying to sponge off them on a site like this
Why do you never see people saying they're looking for 'friends with jobs in the police' or something instead? Because they wouldn't get away with it, thats bloody why and would probably end up getting banged up!
Once again it's the ones that can least afford it are the ones that are hit hardest in the pocket
Why has nobody spotted this loophole in the Goverments strategy before? I am going to write to my MP about this forthwith! In fact, on Monday morning, I shall be ringing LBC to demand that Nick Ferrari discuss this issue fully and frankly. All of London and the South East needs to be aware of it. Scrounging bastards! Isn't it enough that they get about £5,000 a week of taxpayers money? Now they want to be given friends who also get benefits. Damned cheek.
Now, back to reading The Telegraph where life is so much rosier....
"Get out of your comfort zone and face up to the real issues raised in Der Sturmer (Or as its known over here, the Daily Mail) and then clamour for these people to be shot! | |||
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"I think people who openly post that they are looking for 'friends with benefits' are disgusting, I really do. It's bad enough for those unfortunate enough to be out of work trying to find a job in the current climate, without these leeches trying to sponge off them on a site like this
Why do you never see people saying they're looking for 'friends with jobs in the police' or something instead? Because they wouldn't get away with it, thats bloody why and would probably end up getting banged up!
Once again it's the ones that can least afford it are the ones that are hit hardest in the pocket
Why has nobody spotted this loophole in the Goverments strategy before? I am going to write to my MP about this forthwith! In fact, on Monday morning, I shall be ringing LBC to demand that Nick Ferrari discuss this issue fully and frankly. All of London and the South East needs to be aware of it. Scrounging bastards! Isn't it enough that they get about £5,000 a week of taxpayers money? Now they want to be given friends who also get benefits. Damned cheek.
Now, back to reading The Telegraph where life is so much rosier....
Get out of your comfort zone and face up to the real issues raised in Der Sturmer (Or as its known over here, the Daily Mail) and then clamour for these people to be shot! "Shot! That's it! get the Army out after them. They are unemployed now that the Olympics are over and will give them some worthwhile target practice. In fact, if they concentrate on East London, they could bring in the Royal Tank Regiment and get rid of those annoying little oyiks in the tower blocks who had the temerity to try to stop 'our lads' stationing their anti-aircraft missiles on top of their shabby little 'block of flats' (whatever they are..???) and who are, no doubt, also scroungers looking for 'friends with benefits'. I believe in modern parlance, that is called a 'win-win' situation..?? (Retires with Rogets Thesaurus to prepare suitable letter to Sunday Times)
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"I think people who openly post that they are looking for 'friends with benefits' are disgusting, I really do. It's bad enough for those unfortunate enough to be out of work trying to find a job in the current climate, without these leeches trying to sponge off them on a site like this
Why do you never see people saying they're looking for 'friends with jobs in the police' or something instead? Because they wouldn't get away with it, thats bloody why and would probably end up getting banged up!
Once again it's the ones that can least afford it are the ones that are hit hardest in the pocket
Why has nobody spotted this loophole in the Goverments strategy before? I am going to write to my MP about this forthwith! In fact, on Monday morning, I shall be ringing LBC to demand that Nick Ferrari discuss this issue fully and frankly. All of London and the South East needs to be aware of it. Scrounging bastards! Isn't it enough that they get about £5,000 a week of taxpayers money? Now they want to be given friends who also get benefits. Damned cheek.
Now, back to reading The Telegraph where life is so much rosier....
Get out of your comfort zone and face up to the real issues raised in Der Sturmer (Or as its known over here, the Daily Mail) and then clamour for these people to be shot!
Shot! That's it! get the Army out after them. They are unemployed now that the Olympics are over and will give them some worthwhile target practice. In fact, if they concentrate on East London, they could bring in the Royal Tank Regiment and get rid of those annoying little oyiks in the tower blocks who had the temerity to try to stop 'our lads' stationing their anti-aircraft missiles on top of their shabby little 'block of flats' (whatever they are..???) and who are, no doubt, also scroungers looking for 'friends with benefits'. I believe in modern parlance, that is called a 'win-win' situation..??
(Retires with Rogets Thesaurus to prepare suitable letter to Sunday Times)
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"I think people who openly post that they are looking for 'friends with benefits' are disgusting, I really do. It's bad enough for those unfortunate enough to be out of work trying to find a job in the current climate, without these leeches trying to sponge off them on a site like this
Why do you never see people saying they're looking for 'friends with jobs in the police' or something instead? Because they wouldn't get away with it, thats bloody why and would probably end up getting banged up!
Once again it's the ones that can least afford it are the ones that are hit hardest in the pocket
Why has nobody spotted this loophole in the Goverments strategy before? I am going to write to my MP about this forthwith! In fact, on Monday morning, I shall be ringing LBC to demand that Nick Ferrari discuss this issue fully and frankly. All of London and the South East needs to be aware of it. Scrounging bastards! Isn't it enough that they get about £5,000 a week of taxpayers money? Now they want to be given friends who also get benefits. Damned cheek.
Now, back to reading The Telegraph where life is so much rosier....
Get out of your comfort zone and face up to the real issues raised in Der Sturmer (Or as its known over here, the Daily Mail) and then clamour for these people to be shot!
Shot! That's it! get the Army out after them. They are unemployed now that the Olympics are over and will give them some worthwhile target practice. In fact, if they concentrate on East London, they could bring in the Royal Tank Regiment and get rid of those annoying little oyiks in the tower blocks who had the temerity to try to stop 'our lads' stationing their anti-aircraft missiles on top of their shabby little 'block of flats' (whatever they are..???) and who are, no doubt, also scroungers looking for 'friends with benefits'. I believe in modern parlance, that is called a 'win-win' situation..??
(Retires with Rogets Thesaurus to prepare suitable letter to Sunday Times)
Pmsl and someone will take your reply seriously in 5, 4, 3, 2 ......... " pmsl!!!
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oh and if she wonts to ride my afterwards well i think thats only fair lol | |||
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"i need a friend that fancies coming with me to chams on sunday ". Remember what femme said about no +1s not so long ago in the party thread. | |||
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"i need a friend that fancies coming with me to chams on sunday
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Remember what femme said about no +1s not so long ago in the party thread.
"yeah but if hes on my couples membership
and how do i know there isnt gonna be no good looking men x | |||
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"Can I get the benefits and work on the friendship bit after?" Yeah of course I can give you a buffing without even liking you no problem | |||
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"Can I get the benefits and work on the friendship bit after?" Thats what I was wondering about... | |||
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"Can I get the benefits and work on the friendship bit after?Thats what I was wondering about... "Is there a claim form do you think? If it's needs assessed I should do quite well as I'm always in need. The government cuts seem to have affected my access to benefits already. Just don't tell the Daily M..l that I'm black. | |||
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"Can I get the benefits and work on the friendship bit after?Thats what I was wondering about...
Is there a claim form do you think? If it's needs assessed I should do quite well as I'm always in need. The government cuts seem to have affected my access to benefits already. Just don't tell the Daily M..l that I'm black." | |||
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"I think people who openly post that they are looking for 'friends with benefits' are disgusting, I really do. It's bad enough for those unfortunate enough to be out of work trying to find a job in the current climate, without these leeches trying to sponge off them on a site like this
Why do you never see people saying they're looking for 'friends with jobs in the police' or something instead? Because they wouldn't get away with it, thats bloody why and would probably end up getting banged up!
Once again it's the ones that can least afford it are the ones that are hit hardest in the pocket "i dont get it  | |||
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" i dont get it "Have you tried amending your profile? | |||
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"My impressio of friends with benefits must differ from yours." Here here I thought it always meant, mmmm sexual benefits! Think they must have been thinkin about gold diggers instead don't you? | |||
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" i dont get it
Have you tried amending your profile?"Haha, you're getting good | |||
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"I shouldn't laugh but it is a bit funny those people giving serious replies... "It goes with the territory lol | |||
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"I shouldn't laugh but it is a bit funny those people giving serious replies... "The op made me laugh but the serious responses...absolute magic! LOOOOOOL | |||
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"I lolled and lolled. Then I got onto the benefits fraud hotline. with username details ... "Great idea, thanks These people need to be held accountable for their actions | |||
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"I lolled and lolled. Then I got onto the benefits fraud hotline. with username details ...
Great idea, thanks These people need to be held accountable for their actions "It's stored in my phone as one of my favourites. Right next to the Daily Mails aren't you doing a fantastic job saving the nation from incomers, furrigners and degenerates hotline | |||
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"I lolled and lolled. Then I got onto the benefits fraud hotline. with username details ...
Great idea, thanks These people need to be held accountable for their actions
It's stored in my phone as one of my favourites. Right next to the Daily Mails aren't you doing a fantastic job saving the nation from incomers, furrigners and degenerates hotline "Hahaha, oh you are all heart sweetie Who needs a tolerant society when you can rely on the good old daily mail to whip up constant hatred to the x-factor masses? lol
Will I see you again at the Fuhrer's birthday rememberence bash next year hon?
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"I lolled and lolled. Then I got onto the benefits fraud hotline. with username details ...
Great idea, thanks These people need to be held accountable for their actions
It's stored in my phone as one of my favourites. Right next to the Daily Mails aren't you doing a fantastic job saving the nation from incomers, furrigners and degenerates hotline
Hahaha, oh you are all heart sweetie Who needs a tolerant society when you can rely on the good old daily mail to whip up constant hatred to the x-factor masses? lol
Will I see you again at the Fuhrer's birthday rememberence bash next year hon?
"Of course not! I'm all about Il Duce...
The food is far better than that ersatz veggie muck that Hans churns out each year and who can resist a party on an Italian lake? | |||
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"I lolled and lolled. Then I got onto the benefits fraud hotline. with username details ...
Great idea, thanks These people need to be held accountable for their actions
It's stored in my phone as one of my favourites. Right next to the Daily Mails aren't you doing a fantastic job saving the nation from incomers, furrigners and degenerates hotline
Hahaha, oh you are all heart sweetie Who needs a tolerant society when you can rely on the good old daily mail to whip up constant hatred to the x-factor masses? lol
Will I see you again at the Fuhrer's birthday rememberence bash next year hon?
Of course not!
I'm all about Il Duce...
The food is far better than that ersatz veggie muck that Hans churns out each year and who can resist a party on an Italian lake? "Now that is a very good point, well put!
Do you know what the dress code is for said bash? Is it just casual or is it usually a black-shirt and tie affair? | |||
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