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By *ck Basswards OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

My neighbour said before she has sunburn, she was sat in the garden for a full like 7hours yesterday, no cream on i dont think, and she is very red today, like crimson red..... haha

You spend all winter depressed by the weather then as soon as the sun comes out you feel better, but have to hide in the house due to me being gingerly transparent pale and the fact that 10mins too much sun, you go to lobster burned, then another 5mins too long is pretty much “instant death”.... ginger issues, pale peeps....

F you weather and herditary traits, im going out to strut about like a cocky pigeon ignoring the risk, if i die someone tell my family i loved them hahahah

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Ummmm..... Sun screen

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By *irebird567Woman
over a year ago

near by

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over a year ago


"[poster vaporised by sun at 02/06/21 15:45:14]"

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By *irebird567Woman
over a year ago

near by


"My neighbour said before she has sunburn, she was sat in the garden for a full like 7hours yesterday, no cream on i dont think, and she is very red today, like crimson red..... haha

You spend all winter depressed by the weather then as soon as the sun comes out you feel better, but have to hide in the house due to me being gingerly transparent pale and the fact that 10mins too much sun, you go to lobster burned, then another 5mins too long is pretty much “instant death”.... ginger issues, pale peeps....

F you weather and herditary traits, im going out to strut about like a cocky pigeon ignoring the risk, if i die someone tell my family i loved them hahahah"

As a fellow redhead I can sympathize lol but yeah suncream works wonders

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Fellow ginger who gets an allergic reaction to most suncreams. It's takes the Michael seriously. I thought I'd sat in the shade yesterday to find one leg clearly wasn't I now have one burnt leg. Grr

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By *ck Basswards OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Ummmm..... Sun screen "

Here i hid in the summer house in my garden the other day, pretty sure i got sunburnt from being in there haha

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By *ck Basswards OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"[poster vaporised by sun at 02/06/21 15:45:14]"

Hahahaha its funny cos its true, this message is struggling to be written by a pile of my ashes....

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By *ck Basswards OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"My neighbour said before she has sunburn, she was sat in the garden for a full like 7hours yesterday, no cream on i dont think, and she is very red today, like crimson red..... haha

You spend all winter depressed by the weather then as soon as the sun comes out you feel better, but have to hide in the house due to me being gingerly transparent pale and the fact that 10mins too much sun, you go to lobster burned, then another 5mins too long is pretty much “instant death”.... ginger issues, pale peeps....

F you weather and herditary traits, im going out to strut about like a cocky pigeon ignoring the risk, if i die someone tell my family i loved them hahahah

As a fellow redhead I can sympathize lol but yeah suncream works wonders "

Haha factor 3076 aye? Sunscreen? Sun block? Or mud head to toe?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Ummmm..... Sun screen

Here i hid in the summer house in my garden the other day, pretty sure i got sunburnt from being in there haha"

Isn't a summer house all glass?

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By *ck Basswards OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Fellow ginger who gets an allergic reaction to most suncreams. It's takes the Michael seriously. I thought I'd sat in the shade yesterday to find one leg clearly wasn't I now have one burnt leg. Grr"

One burnt leg, one soon to be tanned leg.... haha could tell them ah the other one is a falsey? Allergic to suncream really does take the michael in all seriousness tho x

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By *irebird567Woman
over a year ago

near by


"My neighbour said before she has sunburn, she was sat in the garden for a full like 7hours yesterday, no cream on i dont think, and she is very red today, like crimson red..... haha

You spend all winter depressed by the weather then as soon as the sun comes out you feel better, but have to hide in the house due to me being gingerly transparent pale and the fact that 10mins too much sun, you go to lobster burned, then another 5mins too long is pretty much “instant death”.... ginger issues, pale peeps....

F you weather and herditary traits, im going out to strut about like a cocky pigeon ignoring the risk, if i die someone tell my family i loved them hahahah

As a fellow redhead I can sympathize lol but yeah suncream works wonders

Haha factor 3076 aye? Sunscreen? Sun block? Or mud head to toe? "

Always heard good things about mud lol

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Fellow ginger who gets an allergic reaction to most suncreams. It's takes the Michael seriously. I thought I'd sat in the shade yesterday to find one leg clearly wasn't I now have one burnt leg. Grr

One burnt leg, one soon to be tanned leg.... haha could tell them ah the other one is a falsey? Allergic to suncream really does take the michael in all seriousness tho x"

No I was sat crossed legged and I think it must have been poking out from the shade

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Just dye your hair brown.... problem solved

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By *irebird567Woman
over a year ago

near by


"Just dye your hair brown.... problem solved "

If only it were that easy lol brunette by day redhead by night haha

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire


"Just dye your hair brown.... problem solved

If only it were that easy lol brunette by day redhead by night haha"

Amazing ass 24/7

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By *ck Basswards OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Ummmm..... Sun screen

Here i hid in the summer house in my garden the other day, pretty sure i got sunburnt from being in there haha

Isn't a summer house all glass? "

I cant comment on all, but mine is a lot of wood, and like 6 windows, not glass tho its a premium perspex (and by premium, i mean obvs flimsy as fack tissue depth perspex)

Alas worry not, i “gingerproofed” it, each “window” has curtains and blackout curtains behind.... here im no auburn amateur... haha

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By *ck Basswards OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"My neighbour said before she has sunburn, she was sat in the garden for a full like 7hours yesterday, no cream on i dont think, and she is very red today, like crimson red..... haha

You spend all winter depressed by the weather then as soon as the sun comes out you feel better, but have to hide in the house due to me being gingerly transparent pale and the fact that 10mins too much sun, you go to lobster burned, then another 5mins too long is pretty much “instant death”.... ginger issues, pale peeps....

F you weather and herditary traits, im going out to strut about like a cocky pigeon ignoring the risk, if i die someone tell my family i loved them hahahah

As a fellow redhead I can sympathize lol but yeah suncream works wonders

Haha factor 3076 aye? Sunscreen? Sun block? Or mud head to toe?

Always heard good things about mud lol "

Natures ginger protective sunray filtration system.... ;p

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By *ck Basswards OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Just dye your hair brown.... problem solved "

Hahahaha

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By *ck Basswards OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Just dye your hair brown.... problem solved

If only it were that easy lol brunette by day redhead by night haha

Amazing ass 24/7 "

Cheers man “thats the nicest thing i think anyone has said to me on here.... i appreciate it”

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By *irebird567Woman
over a year ago

near by


"My neighbour said before she has sunburn, she was sat in the garden for a full like 7hours yesterday, no cream on i dont think, and she is very red today, like crimson red..... haha

You spend all winter depressed by the weather then as soon as the sun comes out you feel better, but have to hide in the house due to me being gingerly transparent pale and the fact that 10mins too much sun, you go to lobster burned, then another 5mins too long is pretty much “instant death”.... ginger issues, pale peeps....

F you weather and herditary traits, im going out to strut about like a cocky pigeon ignoring the risk, if i die someone tell my family i loved them hahahah

As a fellow redhead I can sympathize lol but yeah suncream works wonders

Haha factor 3076 aye? Sunscreen? Sun block? Or mud head to toe?

Always heard good things about mud lol

Natures ginger protective sunray filtration system.... ;p"

sun, the gingers only natural enemy, I swear we were made to be nocturnal

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By *ck Basswards OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"My neighbour said before she has sunburn, she was sat in the garden for a full like 7hours yesterday, no cream on i dont think, and she is very red today, like crimson red..... haha

You spend all winter depressed by the weather then as soon as the sun comes out you feel better, but have to hide in the house due to me being gingerly transparent pale and the fact that 10mins too much sun, you go to lobster burned, then another 5mins too long is pretty much “instant death”.... ginger issues, pale peeps....

F you weather and herditary traits, im going out to strut about like a cocky pigeon ignoring the risk, if i die someone tell my family i loved them hahahah

As a fellow redhead I can sympathize lol but yeah suncream works wonders

Haha factor 3076 aye? Sunscreen? Sun block? Or mud head to toe?

Always heard good things about mud lol

Natures ginger protective sunray filtration system.... ;p

sun, the gingers only natural enemy, I swear we were made to be nocturnal "

Natural born cellar dwellers haha

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