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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can you feel it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you feel it?"
Is it an Earthquake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You do the best threads man

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

The thunder

yes

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over a year ago

I am waiting to bring wetsuits in off the line once the rain starts... I am sat outside patiently waiting to spring into action.

... I am also waiting for my poached eggs to cook, not so patient for those as I am flipping hungry.

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It’s coming.....

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over a year ago

"I am waiting to bring wetsuits in off the line once the rain starts... I am sat outside patiently waiting to spring into action.

... I am also waiting for my poached eggs to cook, not so patient for those as I am flipping hungry.

NBVN x "

Ooo...this sounds good. What with?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Thunder is due and it's definitely looking stormy.

I'm glad it's not so hot now to be honest, I can't cope with melting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The thunder

yes "

Really? Is it supposed to be raining? I think I’m burnt enough anyway.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

You're not on the loo are you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You do the best threads man

Ahh, thanks pal. Always fun when you fun folks join in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you feel it?Is it an Earthquake? "

It may feel like it. It’s Earth shattering!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thunder is due and it's definitely looking stormy.

I'm glad it's not so hot now to be honest, I can't cope with melting

No, I can’t imagine fish like it dry, Mr. Piscean

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You're not on the loo are you? "

I had already waited this morning, thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For your Guiness to settle.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I can always feel it OP, I'm waiting as well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can always feel it OP, I'm waiting as well.

Sweet anticipation. It’s palpable.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For your Guiness to settle."

Bugger that. Get straight into it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For your Guiness to settle.

Bugger that. Get straight into it."

tick followed tock followed tick followed tock ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For your Guiness to settle.

Bugger that. Get straight into it.

tick followed tock followed tick followed tock ... "

It appraocheth

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over a year ago

"For your Guiness to settle.

Bugger that. Get straight into it.

tick followed tock followed tick followed tock ...

It appraocheth"

'And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him.'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ta daaaa.

Little twirl and a bow

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over a year ago

"I am waiting to bring wetsuits in off the line once the rain starts... I am sat outside patiently waiting to spring into action.

... I am also waiting for my poached eggs to cook, not so patient for those as I am flipping hungry.

NBVN x

Ooo...this sounds good. What with?"

And the rain has started, but most importantly I brought the wetsuits in just in time... go me

I just had simple poached on toast, nothing exciting but it was delish.

NBVN x

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I am waiting to bring wetsuits in off the line once the rain starts... I am sat outside patiently waiting to spring into action.

... I am also waiting for my poached eggs to cook, not so patient for those as I am flipping hungry.

NBVN x

Ooo...this sounds good. What with?

And the rain has started, but most importantly I brought the wetsuits in just in time... go me

I just had simple poached on toast, nothing exciting but it was delish.

NBVN x "

Rain is needed though, I'm grateful for it and I love the sound of it on the roof

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ta daaaa.

Little twirl and a bow

WELCOME!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"The thunder

yes

Really? Is it supposed to be raining? I think I’m burnt enough anyway."

My head hurts

it’s coming

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For your Guiness to settle.

Bugger that. Get straight into it.

tick followed tock followed tick followed tock ...

It appraocheth

'And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him.'"

You are a Bible bashing dark man but I detect a him of a smile as you quoted that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ta daaaa.

Little twirl and a bow

WELCOME!!!!"

Thank you kind Sir.

To what end are we speaking in such eloquent tongue on this magnificent thread?

Forsooth cometh the hour, cometh the Fairy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ta daaaa.

Little twirl and a bow

WELCOME!!!!

Thank you kind Sir.

To what end are we speaking in such eloquent tongue on this magnificent thread?

Forsooth cometh the hour, cometh the Fairy

Welcome GlitteringFairy

We are met together in fond companionship to welcome all and sundry. We bid you welcome to the magical realm that is the Forum.

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over a year ago

"I am waiting to bring wetsuits in off the line once the rain starts... I am sat outside patiently waiting to spring into action.

... I am also waiting for my poached eggs to cook, not so patient for those as I am flipping hungry.

NBVN x

Ooo...this sounds good. What with?

And the rain has started, but most importantly I brought the wetsuits in just in time... go me

I just had simple poached on toast, nothing exciting but it was delish.

NBVN x

Rain is needed though, I'm grateful for it and I love the sound of it on the roof

I agree, I am looking forward to a run later without feeling like I am going to spontaneously combust

I also want it to stop raining in a few hours so we can enjoy paddleboarding at the beach.

NBVN x

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over a year ago

"I am waiting to bring wetsuits in off the line once the rain starts... I am sat outside patiently waiting to spring into action.

... I am also waiting for my poached eggs to cook, not so patient for those as I am flipping hungry.

NBVN x

Ooo...this sounds good. What with?

And the rain has started, but most importantly I brought the wetsuits in just in time... go me

I just had simple poached on toast, nothing exciting but it was delish.

NBVN x "

If your suits were wet, would it matter if they are left in the rain?

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over a year ago

"I am waiting to bring wetsuits in off the line once the rain starts... I am sat outside patiently waiting to spring into action.

... I am also waiting for my poached eggs to cook, not so patient for those as I am flipping hungry.

NBVN x

Ooo...this sounds good. What with?

And the rain has started, but most importantly I brought the wetsuits in just in time... go me

I just had simple poached on toast, nothing exciting but it was delish.

NBVN x

Rain is needed though, I'm grateful for it and I love the sound of it on the roof

I agree, I am looking forward to a run later without feeling like I am going to spontaneously combust

I also want it to stop raining in a few hours so we can enjoy paddleboarding at the beach.

NBVN x "

On the beach? But can’t you do it in the rain on the water?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ta daaaa.

Little twirl and a bow

WELCOME!!!!

Thank you kind Sir.

To what end are we speaking in such eloquent tongue on this magnificent thread?

Forsooth cometh the hour, cometh the Fairy

Welcome GlitteringFairy

We are met together in fond companionship to welcome all and sundry. We bid you welcome to the magical realm that is the Forum."

*Bows*

Take me to your leader

Isn't that what all new discoverers of strange places are supposed to say?

Btw, who is?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I am waiting to bring wetsuits in off the line once the rain starts... I am sat outside patiently waiting to spring into action.

... I am also waiting for my poached eggs to cook, not so patient for those as I am flipping hungry.

NBVN x

Ooo...this sounds good. What with?

And the rain has started, but most importantly I brought the wetsuits in just in time... go me

I just had simple poached on toast, nothing exciting but it was delish.

NBVN x

Rain is needed though, I'm grateful for it and I love the sound of it on the roof

I agree, I am looking forward to a run later without feeling like I am going to spontaneously combust

I also want it to stop raining in a few hours so we can enjoy paddleboarding at the beach.

NBVN x "

I do believe it's meant to be dry again later

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over a year ago

"I am waiting to bring wetsuits in off the line once the rain starts... I am sat outside patiently waiting to spring into action.

... I am also waiting for my poached eggs to cook, not so patient for those as I am flipping hungry.

NBVN x

Ooo...this sounds good. What with?

And the rain has started, but most importantly I brought the wetsuits in just in time... go me

I just had simple poached on toast, nothing exciting but it was delish.

NBVN x

If your suits were wet, would it matter if they are left in the rain?

Difficult to put on when wet

NBVN x

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over a year ago

"I am waiting to bring wetsuits in off the line once the rain starts... I am sat outside patiently waiting to spring into action.

... I am also waiting for my poached eggs to cook, not so patient for those as I am flipping hungry.

NBVN x

Ooo...this sounds good. What with?

And the rain has started, but most importantly I brought the wetsuits in just in time... go me

I just had simple poached on toast, nothing exciting but it was delish.

NBVN x

Rain is needed though, I'm grateful for it and I love the sound of it on the roof

I agree, I am looking forward to a run later without feeling like I am going to spontaneously combust

I also want it to stop raining in a few hours so we can enjoy paddleboarding at the beach.

NBVN x

On the beach? But can’t you do it in the rain on the water?

Of course we can haha but I want to chill out on the beach too so would like the rain to stop.

NBVN x

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I am waiting to bring wetsuits in off the line once the rain starts... I am sat outside patiently waiting to spring into action.

... I am also waiting for my poached eggs to cook, not so patient for those as I am flipping hungry.

NBVN x

Ooo...this sounds good. What with?

And the rain has started, but most importantly I brought the wetsuits in just in time... go me

I just had simple poached on toast, nothing exciting but it was delish.

NBVN x

If your suits were wet, would it matter if they are left in the rain?

Difficult to put on when wet

NBVN x "

I find a bit of wetness helps sliding in

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over a year ago

"I am waiting to bring wetsuits in off the line once the rain starts... I am sat outside patiently waiting to spring into action.

... I am also waiting for my poached eggs to cook, not so patient for those as I am flipping hungry.

NBVN x

Ooo...this sounds good. What with?

And the rain has started, but most importantly I brought the wetsuits in just in time... go me

I just had simple poached on toast, nothing exciting but it was delish.

NBVN x

If your suits were wet, would it matter if they are left in the rain?

Difficult to put on when wet

NBVN x "

I see....dry and wet suit in order to put it on more easily to get wet in. Is that right?

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over a year ago

"I am waiting to bring wetsuits in off the line once the rain starts... I am sat outside patiently waiting to spring into action.

... I am also waiting for my poached eggs to cook, not so patient for those as I am flipping hungry.

NBVN x

Ooo...this sounds good. What with?

And the rain has started, but most importantly I brought the wetsuits in just in time... go me

I just had simple poached on toast, nothing exciting but it was delish.

NBVN x

If your suits were wet, would it matter if they are left in the rain?

Difficult to put on when wet

NBVN x

I find a bit of wetness helps sliding in

You are not talking of paddleboarding now are you?

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am waiting to bring wetsuits in off the line once the rain starts... I am sat outside patiently waiting to spring into action.

... I am also waiting for my poached eggs to cook, not so patient for those as I am flipping hungry.

NBVN x

Ooo...this sounds good. What with?

And the rain has started, but most importantly I brought the wetsuits in just in time... go me

I just had simple poached on toast, nothing exciting but it was delish.

NBVN x

If your suits were wet, would it matter if they are left in the rain?

Difficult to put on when wet

NBVN x

I find a bit of wetness helps sliding in

Boom boom!!

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over a year ago

"I am waiting to bring wetsuits in off the line once the rain starts... I am sat outside patiently waiting to spring into action.

... I am also waiting for my poached eggs to cook, not so patient for those as I am flipping hungry.

NBVN x

Ooo...this sounds good. What with?

And the rain has started, but most importantly I brought the wetsuits in just in time... go me

I just had simple poached on toast, nothing exciting but it was delish.

NBVN x

If your suits were wet, would it matter if they are left in the rain?

Difficult to put on when wet

NBVN x

I see....dry and wet suit in order to put it on more easily to get wet in. Is that right?"

You got it

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ta daaaa.

Little twirl and a bow

WELCOME!!!!

Thank you kind Sir.

To what end are we speaking in such eloquent tongue on this magnificent thread?

Forsooth cometh the hour, cometh the Fairy

Welcome GlitteringFairy

We are met together in fond companionship to welcome all and sundry. We bid you welcome to the magical realm that is the Forum.

*Bows*

Take me to your leader

Isn't that what all new discoverers of strange places are supposed to say?

Btw, who is?

He stands before you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am waiting to bring wetsuits in off the line once the rain starts... I am sat outside patiently waiting to spring into action.

... I am also waiting for my poached eggs to cook, not so patient for those as I am flipping hungry.

NBVN x

Ooo...this sounds good. What with?

And the rain has started, but most importantly I brought the wetsuits in just in time... go me

I just had simple poached on toast, nothing exciting but it was delish.

NBVN x

If your suits were wet, would it matter if they are left in the rain?

Difficult to put on when wet

NBVN x

I see....dry and wet suit in order to put it on more easily to get wet in. Is that right?

You got it

NBVN x "

.....and what about the waistcoat and tie?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The thunder

yes

Really? Is it supposed to be raining? I think I’m burnt enough anyway.

My head hurts

it’s coming

Have you yet? Has the headache eased as a result?

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over a year ago

"I am waiting to bring wetsuits in off the line once the rain starts... I am sat outside patiently waiting to spring into action.

... I am also waiting for my poached eggs to cook, not so patient for those as I am flipping hungry.

NBVN x

Ooo...this sounds good. What with?

And the rain has started, but most importantly I brought the wetsuits in just in time... go me

I just had simple poached on toast, nothing exciting but it was delish.

NBVN x

If your suits were wet, would it matter if they are left in the rain?

Difficult to put on when wet

NBVN x

I see....dry and wet suit in order to put it on more easily to get wet in. Is that right?

You got it

NBVN x

.....and what about the waistcoat and tie?"

Oh thats just far too formal for paddleboarding

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am waiting to bring wetsuits in off the line once the rain starts... I am sat outside patiently waiting to spring into action.

... I am also waiting for my poached eggs to cook, not so patient for those as I am flipping hungry.

NBVN x

Ooo...this sounds good. What with?

And the rain has started, but most importantly I brought the wetsuits in just in time... go me

I just had simple poached on toast, nothing exciting but it was delish.

NBVN x

If your suits were wet, would it matter if they are left in the rain?

Difficult to put on when wet

NBVN x

I see....dry and wet suit in order to put it on more easily to get wet in. Is that right?

You got it

NBVN x

.....and what about the waistcoat and tie?

Oh thats just far too formal for paddleboarding

NBVN x "

I beg your pardon, that would be only for windsurfing or anything with a sail, is that right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your wait is over

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over a year ago

"I am waiting to bring wetsuits in off the line once the rain starts... I am sat outside patiently waiting to spring into action.

... I am also waiting for my poached eggs to cook, not so patient for those as I am flipping hungry.

NBVN x

Ooo...this sounds good. What with?

And the rain has started, but most importantly I brought the wetsuits in just in time... go me

I just had simple poached on toast, nothing exciting but it was delish.

NBVN x

If your suits were wet, would it matter if they are left in the rain?

Difficult to put on when wet

NBVN x

I see....dry and wet suit in order to put it on more easily to get wet in. Is that right?

You got it

NBVN x

.....and what about the waistcoat and tie?

Oh thats just far too formal for paddleboarding

NBVN x

I beg your pardon, that would be only for windsurfing or anything with a sail, is that right?"

Yes absolutely, us paddleboarders just go around singing "just one cornetto" as we pass people. We are the ice cream vendors of the sea

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your wait is over

Has it arrived?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The thunder

yes

Really? Is it supposed to be raining? I think I’m burnt enough anyway.

My head hurts

it’s coming

I get really bad heads when a storm is coming too. Kinda feels like my head has turned into a lump of concrete!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am waiting to bring wetsuits in off the line once the rain starts... I am sat outside patiently waiting to spring into action.

... I am also waiting for my poached eggs to cook, not so patient for those as I am flipping hungry.

NBVN x

Ooo...this sounds good. What with?

And the rain has started, but most importantly I brought the wetsuits in just in time... go me

I just had simple poached on toast, nothing exciting but it was delish.

NBVN x

If your suits were wet, would it matter if they are left in the rain?

Difficult to put on when wet

NBVN x

I see....dry and wet suit in order to put it on more easily to get wet in. Is that right?

You got it

NBVN x

.....and what about the waistcoat and tie?

Oh thats just far too formal for paddleboarding

NBVN x

I beg your pardon, that would be only for windsurfing or anything with a sail, is that right?

Yes absolutely, us paddleboarders just go around singing "just one cornetto" as we pass people. We are the ice cream vendors of the sea

NBVN x "

Apparently, your guests like to steal other people’s Cornetto as you paddle past!! I’ve had many complaints.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The thunder

yes

Really? Is it supposed to be raining? I think I’m burnt enough anyway.

My head hurts

it’s coming

I get really bad heads when a storm is coming too. Kinda feels like my head has turned into a lump of concrete!

Best you rest it before it hardens and you topple.

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over a year ago

"I am waiting to bring wetsuits in off the line once the rain starts... I am sat outside patiently waiting to spring into action.

... I am also waiting for my poached eggs to cook, not so patient for those as I am flipping hungry.

NBVN x

Ooo...this sounds good. What with?

And the rain has started, but most importantly I brought the wetsuits in just in time... go me

I just had simple poached on toast, nothing exciting but it was delish.

NBVN x

If your suits were wet, would it matter if they are left in the rain?

Difficult to put on when wet

NBVN x

I see....dry and wet suit in order to put it on more easily to get wet in. Is that right?

You got it

NBVN x

.....and what about the waistcoat and tie?

Oh thats just far too formal for paddleboarding

NBVN x

I beg your pardon, that would be only for windsurfing or anything with a sail, is that right?

Yes absolutely, us paddleboarders just go around singing "just one cornetto" as we pass people. We are the ice cream vendors of the sea

NBVN x

Apparently, your guests like to steal other people’s Cornetto as you paddle past!! I’ve had many complaints."

I forgot about that.

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The thunder

yes

Really? Is it supposed to be raining? I think I’m burnt enough anyway.

My head hurts

it’s coming

I get really bad heads when a storm is coming too. Kinda feels like my head has turned into a lump of concrete!

Best you rest it before it hardens and you topple.

No storms in the East Midlands today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing like the feeling of anticipation of what is going to happen.

So shall I get my (ninja) ready?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I am waiting to bring wetsuits in off the line once the rain starts... I am sat outside patiently waiting to spring into action.

... I am also waiting for my poached eggs to cook, not so patient for those as I am flipping hungry.

NBVN x

Ooo...this sounds good. What with?

And the rain has started, but most importantly I brought the wetsuits in just in time... go me

I just had simple poached on toast, nothing exciting but it was delish.

NBVN x

If your suits were wet, would it matter if they are left in the rain?

Difficult to put on when wet

NBVN x

I find a bit of wetness helps sliding in

You are not talking of paddleboarding now are you?

NBVN x "

Maybe but more likely not

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am waiting to bring wetsuits in off the line once the rain starts... I am sat outside patiently waiting to spring into action.

... I am also waiting for my poached eggs to cook, not so patient for those as I am flipping hungry.

NBVN x

Ooo...this sounds good. What with?

And the rain has started, but most importantly I brought the wetsuits in just in time... go me

I just had simple poached on toast, nothing exciting but it was delish.

NBVN x

If your suits were wet, would it matter if they are left in the rain?

Difficult to put on when wet

NBVN x

I see....dry and wet suit in order to put it on more easily to get wet in. Is that right?

You got it

NBVN x

.....and what about the waistcoat and tie?

Oh thats just far too formal for paddleboarding

NBVN x

I beg your pardon, that would be only for windsurfing or anything with a sail, is that right?

Yes absolutely, us paddleboarders just go around singing "just one cornetto" as we pass people. We are the ice cream vendors of the sea

NBVN x

Apparently, your guests like to steal other people’s Cornetto as you paddle past!! I’ve had many complaints.

I forgot about that.

NBVN x "

I have many in my list that I need to question about this whole sordid business of ice-cream snatching. It’s becoming an epidemic.

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

I can’t feel a thing, I’m comfortably numb.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The thunder

yes

Really? Is it supposed to be raining? I think I’m burnt enough anyway.

My head hurts

it’s coming

I get really bad heads when a storm is coming too. Kinda feels like my head has turned into a lump of concrete!

Best you rest it before it hardens and you topple.

No storms in the East Midlands today.

You’re safe. We’ve just received the first few drops down South.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nothing like the feeling of anticipation of what is going to happen.

So shall I get my (ninja) ready?

Oh no you don’t. I’m wise to your tactics now.

Take that!!

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over a year ago

"I can’t feel a thing, I’m comfortably numb. "

You’ll know it when the moment arrives!! It’ll rock your World.

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over a year ago

"The thunder

yes

Really? Is it supposed to be raining? I think I’m burnt enough anyway.

My head hurts

it’s coming

I get really bad heads when a storm is coming too. Kinda feels like my head has turned into a lump of concrete!

Best you rest it before it hardens and you topple.

No storms in the East Midlands today.

You’re safe. We’ve just received the first few drops down South."

I just saw the weather report on the news and it's looking a bit lively down south. I do enjoy a good storm (from the comfort of my living room).

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over a year ago

"Nothing like the feeling of anticipation of what is going to happen.

So shall I get my (ninja) ready?

Oh no you don’t. I’m wise to your tactics now.

Take that!!"

Dam it, am I going to have to use my womanly ways instead? You know the distracting ones where I have that cheeky glint in my eyes at the same time?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The thunder

yes

Really? Is it supposed to be raining? I think I’m burnt enough anyway.

My head hurts

it’s coming

I get really bad heads when a storm is coming too. Kinda feels like my head has turned into a lump of concrete!

Best you rest it before it hardens and you topple.

No storms in the East Midlands today.

You’re safe. We’ve just received the first few drops down South.

I just saw the weather report on the news and it's looking a bit lively down south. I do enjoy a good storm (from the comfort of my living room)."

It has turned decidedly grey here and is raining.

On the bright side, there is no thunderstorm.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nothing like the feeling of anticipation of what is going to happen.

So shall I get my (ninja) ready?

Oh no you don’t. I’m wise to your tactics now.

Take that!!

Dam it, am I going to have to use my womanly ways instead? You know the distracting ones where I have that cheeky glint in my eyes at the same time? "

Huh....what did you say? Sorry, I was distracted by something cheeky.......

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Yes x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nothing like the feeling of anticipation of what is going to happen.

So shall I get my (ninja) ready?

Oh no you don’t. I’m wise to your tactics now.

Take that!!

Dam it, am I going to have to use my womanly ways instead? You know the distracting ones where I have that cheeky glint in my eyes at the same time? "

Ohhhh....speaking of which....check this thread we KILLED this morning in an hour! Sorry, as Tallaghtlad said, it was manslaughter because we hadn’t set out to do it intentionally.

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1162219

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes x"

You can feel it too, can’t you?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"The thunder

yes

Really? Is it supposed to be raining? I think I’m burnt enough anyway.

My head hurts

it’s coming

Have you yet? Has the headache eased as a result?

It’s not coming to the evening I will have to wait

I will survive

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1Woman
over a year ago

Your basement, Cuntsville

No no noooooo please keep the rain down your way

we've not had enough sun in Scotland

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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"Yes x

You can feel it too, can’t you?"

Yes

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over a year ago

"The thunder

yes

Really? Is it supposed to be raining? I think I’m burnt enough anyway.

My head hurts

it’s coming

Have you yet? Has the headache eased as a result?

It’s not coming to the evening I will have to wait

I will survive

Do you feel the heaviness in the air?

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over a year ago

"No no noooooo please keep the rain down your way

we've not had enough sun in Scotland

But where the South goes, the rest follow.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes x

You can feel it too, can’t you?

Yes"

Are you excited or scared?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Yes x

You can feel it too, can’t you?

Yes

Are you excited or scared?"

Neither

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

Rumblings in your tummy. About to break wind. About to release the biggest fart known to mankind. The type that blows holes through your y-fronts and knock over anything/one not nailed down?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes x

You can feel it too, can’t you?

Yes

Are you excited or scared?

Neither "

You are overwhelmed. I understand.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Yes x

You can feel it too, can’t you?

Yes

Are you excited or scared?

Neither

You are overwhelmed. I understand."

What am I supposed to be feeling

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over a year ago

"Rumblings in your tummy. About to break wind. About to release the biggest fart known to mankind. The type that blows holes through your y-fronts and knock over anything/one not nailed down?"

Have you warned you colleagues to batten the hatches??

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over a year ago

* down the hatches

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes x

You can feel it too, can’t you?

Yes

Are you excited or scared?

Neither

You are overwhelmed. I understand.

What am I supposed to be feeling

You tell me. This anticipation...what you’re waiting for....

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

"Rumblings in your tummy. About to break wind. About to release the biggest fart known to mankind. The type that blows holes through your y-fronts and knock over anything/one not nailed down?

Have you warned you colleagues to batten the hatches??"

I've nailed them all down. Jesus style

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over a year ago

"Rumblings in your tummy. About to break wind. About to release the biggest fart known to mankind. The type that blows holes through your y-fronts and knock over anything/one not nailed down?

Have you warned you colleagues to batten the hatches??

I've nailed them all down. Jesus style"

Good man. I’m sure they’ll thank you for it later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you feel it?"

The Jackson 5, 1980. Is this pop master?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Yes x

You can feel it too, can’t you?

Yes

Are you excited or scared?

Neither

You are overwhelmed. I understand.

What am I supposed to be feeling

You tell me. This anticipation...what you’re waiting for...."

The breeze

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you feel it?

The Jackson 5, 1980. Is this pop master? "

Was that 1980? I thought it was earlier.

I like the heavy best in between the words.

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over a year ago

"Yes x

You can feel it too, can’t you?

Yes

Are you excited or scared?

Neither

You are overwhelmed. I understand.

What am I supposed to be feeling

You tell me. This anticipation...what you’re waiting for....

The breeze "

Gentle, cooling, relaxing.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"The thunder

yes

Really? Is it supposed to be raining? I think I’m burnt enough anyway.

My head hurts

it’s coming

Have you yet? Has the headache eased as a result?

It’s not coming to the evening I will have to wait

I will survive

Do you feel the heaviness in the air?"

Yes I’m also one of those people who can feel and smell the rain coming

weirdo

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"The thunder

yes

Really? Is it supposed to be raining? I think I’m burnt enough anyway.

My head hurts

it’s coming

Have you yet? Has the headache eased as a result?

It’s not coming to the evening I will have to wait

I will survive

Do you feel the heaviness in the air?

Yes I’m also one of those people who can feel and smell the rain coming

weirdo

Is that all you can feel and smell coming?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"The thunder

yes

Really? Is it supposed to be raining? I think I’m burnt enough anyway.

My head hurts

it’s coming

Have you yet? Has the headache eased as a result?

It’s not coming to the evening I will have to wait

I will survive

Do you feel the heaviness in the air?

Yes I’m also one of those people who can feel and smell the rain coming

weirdo

Is that all you can feel and smell coming?

Nope Iv a very sensitive smell most of the time it’s not good

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"The thunder

yes

Really? Is it supposed to be raining? I think I’m burnt enough anyway.

My head hurts

it’s coming

Have you yet? Has the headache eased as a result?

It’s not coming to the evening I will have to wait

I will survive

Do you feel the heaviness in the air?

Yes I’m also one of those people who can feel and smell the rain coming

weirdo

Is that all you can feel and smell coming?

Nope Iv a very sensitive smell most of the time it’s not good

I'll go easy on the protein then

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