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"I woke up this morning, that wasn’t the strange thing, that’s pretty standard to be honest, anyway I digress, I woke up this morning and found a sexy lady at my bedside with a bacon butty and a cup of tea for me. Anyway I took one bite and ...................... What happened next " complained there was no sauce? | |||
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"I woke up this morning, that wasn’t the strange thing, that’s pretty standard to be honest, anyway I digress, I woke up this morning and found a sexy lady at my bedside with a bacon butty and a cup of tea for me. Anyway I took one bite and ...................... What happened next complained there was no sauce?" Who could imagine her reaction to a small comment that there was no sauce, she took out, and I’ve no idea where she’d hidden it, she took out a 12 inch dildo and..................... Carry it on folks.  | |||
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"Chucked her out "Of bed and told her to get the ketchup, five mins later she came back with her twin.. | |||
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Of bed and told her to get the ketchup, five mins later she came back with her twin.."Who was layered with more bacon rashers and a cumberland strategically placed as a penis | |||
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"I woke up this morning, that wasn’t the strange thing, that’s pretty standard to be honest, anyway I digress, I woke up this morning and found a sexy lady at my bedside with a bacon butty and a cup of tea for me. Anyway I took one bite and ...................... What happened next complained there was no sauce? Who could imagine her reaction to a small comment that there was no sauce, she took out, and I’ve no idea where she’d hidden it, she took out a 12 inch dildo and..................... Carry it on folks. "Stuck it in the bacon sandwich and said add your own sauce | |||
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Of bed and told her to get the ketchup, five mins later she came back with her twin..
Who was layered with more bacon rashers and a cumberland strategically placed as a penis "I had to have a sausage sandwich with tomato ketchup | |||
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