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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

who does it in your house

why is it always the men haha is it because men are better chefs or so the mrs can get rid of us while they do most of the work behind the scenes sorting out all the rest of it like the salad and drinks and cold stuff etc

I reckon the ladies do about 80% of the work but us men get about 80% of the credit on a bbq haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i’ve never had credit for my BBQs, maybe cause i burn everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Correct, exactly what happens in our house haha

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

It amazes me when I was married, my husband never touched anything other than the grill to do toast. Light a bar-b-que and he was surgically attached to it. Never helped with the prep, just completely took over the cooking of the meat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i’ve never had credit for my BBQs, maybe cause i burn everything "

haha me too but I get sympathy credit I think

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Correct, exactly what happens in our house haha "

true up and down the country I reckon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It amazes me when I was married, my husband never touched anything other than the grill to do toast. Light a bar-b-que and he was surgically attached to it. Never helped with the prep, just completely took over the cooking of the meat "

its in our genes I reckon its the mans territory innit?

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"It amazes me when I was married, my husband never touched anything other than the grill to do toast. Light a bar-b-que and he was surgically attached to it. Never helped with the prep, just completely took over the cooking of the meat

its in our genes I reckon its the mans territory innit? "

It would appear so

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

I love bbq’s but don’t do them, I feel me and naked flames are a recipe for disaster. Can I gate crash peoples bbq’s this summer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love bbq’s but don’t do them, I feel me and naked flames are a recipe for disaster. Can I gate crash peoples bbq’s this summer "

like that scene in final destination 2 I think or 3 who knows where the bbq explodes haha that’s a scary thought

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"It amazes me when I was married, my husband never touched anything other than the grill to do toast. Light a bar-b-que and he was surgically attached to it. Never helped with the prep, just completely took over the cooking of the meat "

It's fire Soffia ........ it's a cave-man thing they can't help it bless them.

Ugh . Fire...... Man ..... Me ....... Mine.

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery


"I love bbq’s but don’t do them, I feel me and naked flames are a recipe for disaster. Can I gate crash peoples bbq’s this summer

like that scene in final destination 2 I think or 3 who knows where the bbq explodes haha that’s a scary thought "

Yeah honestly It just wouldn’t end well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"who does it in your house

why is it always the men haha is it because men are better chefs or so the mrs can get rid of us while they do most of the work behind the scenes sorting out all the rest of it like the salad and drinks and cold stuff etc

I reckon the ladies do about 80% of the work but us men get about 80% of the credit on a bbq haha

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I do all the bbqs for our extended family and in laws. This time of year I'm asked to do a bbq each weekend for various families.

I do the meat and salad. Although I do usually allow people to bring me cold drinks. I feel its more inclusive that way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve always done the bbqs and I’ll be doing one today with peri peri chicken kebabs and steak strips a huge Greek salad, buttery-corn on the cob and asparagus tips wrapped in bacon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It amazes me when I was married, my husband never touched anything other than the grill to do toast. Light a bar-b-que and he was surgically attached to it. Never helped with the prep, just completely took over the cooking of the meat

It's fire Soffia ........ it's a cave-man thing they can't help it bless them.

Ugh . Fire...... Man ..... Me ....... Mine."

This is so my other half

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prepare the food

I light the bbq

I poke the bbq

I put the food on

I watch the food shrivel

I bin the food and go for a pizza

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"I prepare the food

I light the bbq

I poke the bbq

I put the food on

I watch the food shrivel

I bin the food and go for a pizza

"

Congratulations, you’re doing BBQ the man way. Your penis will be sent to you shortly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I prepare the food

I light the bbq

I poke the bbq

I put the food on

I watch the food shrivel

I bin the food and go for a pizza

Congratulations, you’re doing BBQ the man way. Your penis will be sent to you shortly"

Wayhayy! I need to burn the food and throw a strop too. Forgot to add that.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

It the one area my ex husband excelled in, the bbq food was always cooked perfectly

Now it’s just me with a huge gas 4 burner bbq and no one to cook for

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It the one area my ex husband excelled in, the bbq food was always cooked perfectly

Now it’s just me with a huge gas 4 burner bbq and no one to cook for "

aw we will all come around for a fab bbq at your gaff haha ill bring the beers

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"It the one area my ex husband excelled in, the bbq food was always cooked perfectly

Now it’s just me with a huge gas 4 burner bbq and no one to cook for "

A gas burner isn’t a BBQ, that’s just cooking outside.

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