FabSwingers.com forum: Honesty

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Im a guy who has seen the light. For too long ive been on here hoping that one day i will end up with one of u incredibly sexy stunning females, when quite frankly n rightly u wouldnt look twice. There are so many of u who are stunning n post fantastic pics aswell as the studs on here with God given manly bodies n cocks and who are confident n cocky to say what they want coz they are attractive to the female. I am who i am and have stopped pretending n all the white lies n half truths, im not alone, i think there's loads of us. Im deaf, wear a cochlear implant, fat, pretty ugly or ruggedly cute to some, smallish cock, end of. I'll stay on n chat to whoever, but thats me, not who i would like to be but just me and thats it. I feel so much better for being honest n realistic. Happy fun n frolics to you all. That felt like an AA speach hahaha but there ya are xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As you’ve said, stay on and chat. Stop seeing the women as potential ‘fodder’ and think of them as sentient beings first, with no expectations beyond a good conversation.

Just like ‘real world’ really. Enjoy yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As you’ve said, stay on and chat. Stop seeing the women as potential ‘fodder’ and think of them as sentient beings first, with no expectations beyond a good conversation.

Just like ‘real world’ really. Enjoy yourself."

Well put

What does fodder mean ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As you’ve said, stay on and chat. Stop seeing the women as potential ‘fodder’ and think of them as sentient beings first, with no expectations beyond a good conversation.

Just like ‘real world’ really. Enjoy yourself.

Well put

What does fodder mean ? "

Hello. It’s food that you’d feed livestock. In literary sense, it means something to feed on, to consume. In this case, Fab being a ‘sex’ site, to look at women for sexual purposes only.

It would make sense that it is the purpose of the site but don’t approach a woman with that goal as the starting point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As you’ve said, stay on and chat. Stop seeing the women as potential ‘fodder’ and think of them as sentient beings first, with no expectations beyond a good conversation.

Just like ‘real world’ really. Enjoy yourself.

Well put

What does fodder mean ?

Hello. It’s food that you’d feed livestock. In literary sense, it means something to feed on, to consume. In this case, Fab being a ‘sex’ site, to look at women for sexual purposes only.

It would make sense that it is the purpose of the site but don’t approach a woman with that goal as the starting point."

picking up lots of good new lingo in the English threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As you’ve said, stay on and chat. Stop seeing the women as potential ‘fodder’ and think of them as sentient beings first, with no expectations beyond a good conversation.

Just like ‘real world’ really. Enjoy yourself.

Well put

What does fodder mean ?

Hello. It’s food that you’d feed livestock. In literary sense, it means something to feed on, to consume. In this case, Fab being a ‘sex’ site, to look at women for sexual purposes only.

It would make sense that it is the purpose of the site but don’t approach a woman with that goal as the starting point.

picking up lots of good new lingo in the English threads

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cheers people, i have no expectations anymore and have stopped messaging, its silly of me to try n be someone offering myself to others when there is plainly not much on offer. If someone wants a chat fine all good n fun but its the forum for me now, the fun n real world. Stop pretending i say, its just silly.

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1Woman
over a year ago

Your _asement, Cuntsville

"Cheers people, i have no expectations anymore and have stopped messaging, its silly of me to try n be someone offering myself to others when there is plainly not much on offer. If someone wants a chat fine all good n fun but its the forum for me now, the fun n real world. Stop pretending i say, its just silly."

Hello, stop putting yourself down, there is someone out there for everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glad you realize that expect nothing and you can’t be disappointed!

And change your name mate just my advice ! Girls don’t want to look at a blokes name as pussy

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By *hat BlokeMan
over a year ago

Harrogate

Expect nothing and then everything you get is a bonus. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so don’t judge yourself too harshly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Its Pussy L for licker. It was a silly n vulgar name i agree, but u make it more difficult n harder to take how awful a name it is when you have a Godlike figure, that would happily have the name, as uve no fear of it going against you. I will change it tho. thnx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s no need to pretend. Just stay here and have a laugh A couple of the posters above me and I have just had a whale of a time in some silly thread that popped up out of nowhere. Just enjoy yourself here, like going to the pub and bumping into a group to chat with.

Also, Tall said, perhaps change your name to something more ‘friendly’ but it’s not necessary if you’re comfortable with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its Pussy L for licker. It was a silly n vulgar name i agree, but u make it more difficult n harder to take how awful a name it is when you have a Godlike figure, that would happily have the name, as uve no fear of it going against you. I will change it tho. thnx"

Mate trust me I wasn’t coming at you in a disrespectful way !

That’s not me especially to someone that’s obviously a sound lad !

I was just giving you honest advice !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mate I apologize my misses is bat shit crazy and very protective over me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I wouldnt dare X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Been accepted n sorted ta

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Done n ta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was looking for men, I didn't _ase my search on looks, age or cock size - I met with men that I enjoyed chatting with and who I wanted to spend time with. You could have ears like Dumbo and a willy like a cocktail sausage, but if you've made me laugh and spoken to me like a real person, you'd be in with a good chance.

I also agree with the earlier comment about your name. I think a lot of women are put off by crude names.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are those men here and some women like them, most think they’re gorgeous to look at, as do I, quite honestly and I am straight.

However, most probably would decide against sleeping with them because they don’t necessarily click.

Nice name!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP did you ever think that maybe it was the pretending, white lies and half truths that were the problem?

They are usually easy to spot and hard to keep consistent. People see through them pretty easily and move on.

Hope you have more luck with your new approach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol I'm so slow at typing in the mornings! Already changed your name.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do you know me ? hahaha. Ive changed the name, i thought it was what the site was about n realise how silly ive been. Thanks but have to say ur a very rare female but so refreshing and lovely with it. Xx

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

OP - there is someone out there. Once things start to open go to social events and maybe a club…… always easier to interact in person than messaging on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you know me ? hahaha. Ive changed the name, i thought it was what the site was about n realise how silly ive been. Thanks but have to say ur a very rare female but so refreshing and lovely with it. Xx"

Na it’s fabs wer all fucking a tad nuts ! Your among good people

and yeah definitely a good name choice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Totally, its what i said, i think its a trap so many men fall into on here, silly really. Cheers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op just had a look at your profile and you’ve got good pics. Your skin is lovely and those pictures on the ladder are immense. It’s actually given me an idea

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By *aseMan
over a year ago

Gourock

Agree ?? If you don't have a 6 pack or over 9 inches, Yiur cannon fodder lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hahahaha happy to hear it x. Your very kind too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Op just had a look at your profile and you’ve got good pics. Your skin is lovely and those pictures on the ladder are immense. It’s actually given me an idea

Decorating? Haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh i wouldnt go that far, just saying you have to accept your a bit lower down the pecking order hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh i wouldnt go that far, just saying you have to accept your a bit lower down the pecking order hahaha"

When you want to respond to someone press the reply & quote button, it’s easier

Don’t be disheartened by this site, it’s not a true reflection of the real world. In the real world people get a sense of your personality and all the other things that make you great. On here people, women, your target audience, they could be looking for a certain experience and want a particular person to fill that role. Plus the ratio of men to women make it easier to be more selective.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Oh i wouldnt go that far, just saying you have to accept your a bit lower down the pecking order hahaha"

Me too. I don't let it bother me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Op just had a look at your profile and you’ve got good pics. Your skin is lovely and those pictures on the ladder are immense. It’s actually given me an idea

Go on ? I’m intrigued! ? And don’t say painting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh i wouldnt go that far, just saying you have to accept your a bit lower down the pecking order hahaha

When you want to respond to someone press the reply & quote button, it’s easier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh i wouldnt go that far, just saying you have to accept your a bit lower down the pecking order hahaha"

It's true OP, so some there is a kind of pecking order. I'm sure the lovelies on the forum, at least, look way beyond looks and try and find the most sincere and genuine ones of us. Just last week, after getting to know someone over a couple of months on here and finding out we had the exact same expectations out of a meeting together, I was told I wasn't good looking enough for her. We'd agreed to only exchange face pictures when it was safe to meet.

Anyway, it didn't phase me because she's obviously blind or stupid. If someone floats your boat mentally, then there's usually nothing stopping a social happening at first.....unless they are blind or stupid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I was looking for men, I didn't _ase my search on looks, age or cock size - I met with men that I enjoyed chatting with and who I wanted to spend time with. You could have ears like Dumbo and a willy like a cocktail sausage, but if you've made me laugh and spoken to me like a real person, you'd be in with a good chance.

I also agree with the earlier comment about your name. I think a lot of women are put off by crude names. "

I have big ears and a Tiny penis. I’m also a terrible lover and have no sense of humour. I can make smashing avocados and poached egg on toast though. Could we have coffee please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh i wouldnt go that far, just saying you have to accept your a bit lower down the pecking order hahaha

When you want to respond to someone press the reply & quote button, it’s easier

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh i wouldnt go that far, just saying you have to accept your a bit lower down the pecking order hahaha

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Cool ta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh i wouldnt go that far, just saying you have to accept your a bit lower down the pecking order hahaha

When you want to respond to someone press the reply & quote button, it’s easier

I speak a little although not fluent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh i wouldnt go that far, just saying you have to accept your a bit lower down the pecking order hahaha

When you want to respond to someone press the reply & quote button, it’s easier

This is absolutely true.

When i used a well known "bee-like" dating app earlier this year, I made connections really easy and _ased on the feedback I received, felt like I had much to offer - stability, intellect, reliability, sense of humour, modesty (ironic!), manners. These things actually seem to count for very little to 99% of people on FAB, who for the most part are fixated by abs and torso.

THat being said, its the 1% I am interested in talking to, so it makes filtering easy!

Keep heart, my friend

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh i wouldnt go that far, just saying you have to accept your a bit lower down the pecking order hahaha

When you want to respond to someone press the reply & quote button, it’s easier

I speak a little although not fluent. "

Dim problem, ur a very nice person and glad to have chatted with you. People are begining to grow on me a bit now, with so many lovely messages of support and kindness Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly mate, please don't think you're alone in this. It's become increasingly hard over the years for single blokes on here. They vastly outnumber ladies on this site. It took me ages to even get a conversation started when I first joined a few years ago. I've met some amazing people since, I've been invited to parties and clubs etc and have made some great friends along the way. Hang on in there and it'll come right eventually.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh i wouldnt go that far, just saying you have to accept your a bit lower down the pecking order hahaha

When you want to respond to someone press the reply & quote button, it’s easier

This is absolutely true.

THat being said, its the 1% I am interested in talking to, so it makes filtering easy!

Keep heart, my friend

Aww thanks, i love the 1% ers, but thankful for the pics of the Beautiful 99% people on here that make the place look exciting too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thread of the day and it's still early!!

Cool new name OP and great ladder pics!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thread of the day and it's still early!!

Cool new name OP and great ladder pics!

Awww thnx so much, appreciated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also agree with the earlier comment about your name. I think a lot of women are put off by crude names. "

Your name is fun and friendly

Id be put off names like cockhunter or hardonnrider

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hahahaha, i was silly to think before thats what u needed to do to get attention !! hahaha ya live n learn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also agree with the earlier comment about your name. I think a lot of women are put off by crude names.

Your name is fun and friendly

Id be put off names like cockhunter or hardonnrider

Cmon hardonrider sounds pretty cool !

My profile needs a good catchy name can I use that ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thread of the day and it's still early!!

Cool new name OP and great ladder pics!

You didn’t see our hijacked thread this morning!! It was dead. We didn’t only revive it. We KILLED it, yeah!!

#killthethreadcrew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also, Tall said, perhaps change your name to something more ‘friendly’ but it’s not necessary if you’re comfortable with it.

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mate it’s going on my bio things I like to do ! Rob people’s thunder and boss the fuck out of a thread in the matter of what ? 2 hours ?

Sorry OP going off topic here ! As he said before that thread we never knew each other until 5am today now we have banter !

Wer like unicorns tho very rare

not everyone is that cool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thread of the day and it's still early!!

Cool new name OP and great ladder pics!

You didn’t see our hijacked thread this morning!! It was dead. We didn’t only revive it. We KILLED it, yeah!!

#killthethreadcrew"

Haha mate I didn’t see this look wat I just wrote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thread of the day and it's still early!!

Cool new name OP and great ladder pics!

You didn’t see our hijacked thread this morning!! It was dead. We didn’t only revive it. We KILLED it, yeah!!

#killthethreadcrew"

Wer looking at jail time for thread manslaughter! We didn’t intentionally set out to kill it ! It just landed on are lap and we rocked it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Op just had a look at your profile and you’ve got good pics. Your skin is lovely and those pictures on the ladder are immense. It’s actually given me an idea

Go on ? I’m intrigued! ? And don’t say painting

Now you know...have you got your ladder out? I think she’s waiting for the pics.

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By *ohnny_ThunderMan
over a year ago

LLandudno

I think the mistake most men make on here is that they think 'it's a sex site, so it should be all about sex and nothing else'.

Sex is the last think I come here for. I come here for a laugh and to talk to interesting people. Anything that comes after that is a bonus.

It's all about managing realistic expectations.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Op just had a look at your profile and you’ve got good pics. Your skin is lovely and those pictures on the ladder are immense. It’s actually given me an idea

Go on ? I’m intrigued! ? And don’t say painting

Now you know...have you got your ladder out? I think she’s waiting for the pics.

I see what you did there !

She’s got banter mate !

Next time we decide to take over someone’s thread and leaving them to ponder where it all went so wrong ha she will definitely be a good asset

look don’t you go been a thread pirate without me now ! That was a funny thread tho ! They can get so fucking serious !

we’ll just whip it off them in future and do what we want ! Like open a cafe ? I’ve an excuse for my madness ! Your just on it

I’ve no clue how it turned in that direction!

Hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got to the point that I’m tempering my expectations. Not expecting anything. Stopped hiding my previous health condition and that will cost me, it is what it is. Hid a lot of pics. Just got some general ones on show now. I’m going to be more selective with who I chat to now. Best of luck everyone.xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some advice (hopefully helpful) from a female perspective... please be aware that it is MY opinion & not all women will agree with my viewpoint.

Your profile name, bodytype, cock size etc are far less important than your general approach & attitude.

For example: I sometimes enjoy being fucked hard, but if you were to contact me & say “I’m want to fuck your pussy till you beg me to stop” it ain’t happening.

In short don’t try to act out a porno scenario unless you’re actually in one!

Good luck & happy fabbing xxx

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try to think positive thoughts op

Every rejection is leaving the door open for something potentially better, don't put yourself down for facial features,

I admit that my face would scare dead folk back to life, but I do not ever let that get in the way of the grand scheme of things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try to think positive thoughts op

Every rejection is leaving the door open for something potentially better, don't put yourself down for facial features,

I admit that my face would scare dead folk back to life, but I do not ever let that get in the way of the grand scheme of things

Brilliant

mate you legend ! Cracking up reading that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try to think positive thoughts op

Every rejection is leaving the door open for something potentially better, don't put yourself down for facial features,

I admit that my face would scare dead folk back to life, but I do not ever let that get in the way of the grand scheme of things

Brilliant

mate you legend ! Cracking up reading that "

It's actually true though

I look a very scary mean person when I'm actually not

I have personal reasons for having to rethink a lot around facial features,

This past year it's the only think throughout my life of began to feel very ashamed of

Looks are not everything and they never will be

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Well you've just earned my respect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try to think positive thoughts op

Every rejection is leaving the door open for something potentially better, don't put yourself down for facial features,

I admit that my face would scare dead folk back to life, but I do not ever let that get in the way of the grand scheme of things

Brilliant

mate you legend ! Cracking up reading that

It's actually true though

I look a very scary mean person when I'm actually not

I have personal reasons for having to rethink a lot around facial features,

This past year it's the only think throughout my life of began to feel very ashamed of

Looks are not everything and they never will be

Ashamed is a heavy word to be using ! Keep that banter up mate works miracles on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Told ye

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Capital letters,,paragraphs, text speak, walls of whiny text, is that how you seduce a gorgeous woman ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try to think positive thoughts op

Every rejection is leaving the door open for something potentially better, don't put yourself down for facial features,

I admit that my face would scare dead folk back to life, but I do not ever let that get in the way of the grand scheme of things

Brilliant

mate you legend ! Cracking up reading that

It's actually true though

I look a very scary mean person when I'm actually not

I have personal reasons for having to rethink a lot around facial features,

This past year it's the only think throughout my life of began to feel very ashamed of

Looks are not everything and they never will be

Ashamed is a heavy word to be using ! Keep that banter up mate works miracles on here "

Ashamed ain't heavy enough

I sit and hold back the tears the anger and frustration as well as guilt and shame

Everyday I think about this, my own past and the all important facial features I always thought mattered when all I want to do now is scream and bang my head off walls,

I'm not crazy with all that

Absolutely heart broken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Capital letters,,paragraphs, text speak, walls of whiny text, is that how you seduce a gorgeous woman ? "

Who’s that aimed at ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From my experience of meeting men on here, start with a hello and a friendly comment about their profile/photos. If they reply, talk to them as an equal human being.

That's what's happened with me. I got talking to some and regardless of anything personal about them, we clicked over every day conversation. The rest is history.

Make friends and if the rest is meant to be, it will be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thread of the day and it's still early!!

Cool new name OP and great ladder pics!

You didn’t see our hijacked thread this morning!! It was dead. We didn’t only revive it. We KILLED it, yeah!!

#killthethreadcrew

Wer looking at jail time for thread manslaughter! We didn’t intentionally set out to kill it ! It just landed on are lap and we rocked it

Mans laughter more like

Loving the funny bromances today/ last night.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

At your core, you can be just who you are. People like that and everyone likes different things in others. We can develop ourselves, as we're not like fully concrete statues. Our personality and physical selves can be fine tuned, for ourselves.

It's a diverse world and we can find our niches within it. Friendships are valuable and, as clubs open, it will become easier to develop more varied interactions with others, potentially including sexual ones.

Not everyone wants a young adonis. Most of us find the right personality attractive, as a partner or friend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try to think positive thoughts op

Every rejection is leaving the door open for something potentially better, don't put yourself down for facial features,

I admit that my face would scare dead folk back to life, but I do not ever let that get in the way of the grand scheme of things

Brilliant

mate you legend ! Cracking up reading that

It's actually true though

I look a very scary mean person when I'm actually not

I have personal reasons for having to rethink a lot around facial features,

This past year it's the only think throughout my life of began to feel very ashamed of

Looks are not everything and they never will be

Ashamed is a heavy word to be using ! Keep that banter up mate works miracles on here

Ashamed ain't heavy enough

I sit and hold back the tears the anger and frustration as well as guilt and shame

Everyday I think about this, my own past and the all important facial features I always thought mattered when all I want to do now is scream and bang my head off walls,

I'm not crazy with all that

Absolutely heart broken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thread of the day and it's still early!!

Cool new name OP and great ladder pics!

You didn’t see our hijacked thread this morning!! It was dead. We didn’t only revive it. We KILLED it, yeah!!

#killthethreadcrew

Wer looking at jail time for thread manslaughter! We didn’t intentionally set out to kill it ! It just landed on are lap and we rocked it

Mans laughter more like

Loving the funny bromances today/ last night. "

Ye can’t fault the fella !

he’s a ball of positivity and he doesn’t need to knock people on here to be funny ! Yeah he’s sound !

Everyone was actually cool last night / this morning !

I haven’t been banned so that’s always a bonus

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"Thread of the day and it's still early!!

Cool new name OP and great ladder pics!

You didn’t see our hijacked thread this morning!! It was dead. We didn’t only revive it. We KILLED it, yeah!!

#killthethreadcrew

Wer looking at jail time for thread manslaughter! We didn’t intentionally set out to kill it ! It just landed on are lap and we rocked it

Mans laughter more like

Loving the funny bromances today/ last night.

Ye can’t fault the fella !

he’s a ball of positivity and he doesn’t need to knock people on here to be funny ! Yeah he’s sound !

Everyone was actually cool last night / this morning !

I haven’t been banned so that’s always a bonus "

There's a few balls of positivity rolling around the forums. It's good. And funny.

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"Thread of the day and it's still early!!

Cool new name OP and great ladder pics!

You didn’t see our hijacked thread this morning!! It was dead. We didn’t only revive it. We KILLED it, yeah!!

#killthethreadcrew

Wer looking at jail time for thread manslaughter! We didn’t intentionally set out to kill it ! It just landed on are lap and we rocked it

Mans laughter more like

Loving the funny bromances today/ last night.

Ye can’t fault the fella !

he’s a ball of positivity and he doesn’t need to knock people on here to be funny ! Yeah he’s sound !

Everyone was actually cool last night / this morning !

I haven’t been banned so that’s always a bonus

There's a few balls of positivity rolling around the forums. It's good. And funny.

"
which one ? Fill us in ?

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"Thread of the day and it's still early!!

Cool new name OP and great ladder pics!

You didn’t see our hijacked thread this morning!! It was dead. We didn’t only revive it. We KILLED it, yeah!!

#killthethreadcrew

Wer looking at jail time for thread manslaughter! We didn’t intentionally set out to kill it ! It just landed on are lap and we rocked it

Mans laughter more like

Loving the funny bromances today/ last night.

Ye can’t fault the fella !

he’s a ball of positivity and he doesn’t need to knock people on here to be funny ! Yeah he’s sound !

Everyone was actually cool last night / this morning !

I haven’t been banned so that’s always a bonus

There's a few balls of positivity rolling around the forums. It's good. And funny.

which one ? Fill us in ?

Thanks dear chap. That was fun this morning!!

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"Thread of the day and it's still early!!

Cool new name OP and great ladder pics!

You didn’t see our hijacked thread this morning!! It was dead. We didn’t only revive it. We KILLED it, yeah!!

#killthethreadcrew

Wer looking at jail time for thread manslaughter! We didn’t intentionally set out to kill it ! It just landed on are lap and we rocked it

Mans laughter more like

Loving the funny bromances today/ last night.

Ye can’t fault the fella !

he’s a ball of positivity and he doesn’t need to knock people on here to be funny ! Yeah he’s sound !

Everyone was actually cool last night / this morning !

I haven’t been banned so that’s always a bonus

There's a few balls of positivity rolling around the forums. It's good. And funny.

which one ? Fill us in ?

Thanks dear chap. That was fun this morning!!"

It was mate !

The threads the last few days have been great crack ! Usually I get in to a bit of drama then I’m hit with a ban !

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over a year ago

Also, Tall said, perhaps change your name to something more ‘friendly’ but it’s not necessary if you’re comfortable with it.

mate it’s going on my bio things I like to do ! Rob people’s thunder and boss the fuck out of a thread in the matter of what ? 2 hours ?

Sorry OP going off topic here ! As he said before that thread we never knew each other until 5am today now we have banter !

Wer like unicorns tho very rare

not everyone is that cool

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"Thread of the day and it's still early!!

Cool new name OP and great ladder pics!

You didn’t see our hijacked thread this morning!! It was dead. We didn’t only revive it. We KILLED it, yeah!!

#killthethreadcrew

Wer looking at jail time for thread manslaughter! We didn’t intentionally set out to kill it ! It just landed on are lap and we rocked it

Mans laughter more like

Loving the funny bromances today/ last night.

Ye can’t fault the fella !

he’s a ball of positivity and he doesn’t need to knock people on here to be funny ! Yeah he’s sound !

Everyone was actually cool last night / this morning !

I haven’t been banned so that’s always a bonus

There's a few balls of positivity rolling around the forums. It's good. And funny.

which one ? Fill us in ?

Thanks dear chap. That was fun this morning!!

It was mate !

The threads the last few days have been great crack ! Usually I get in to a bit of drama then I’m hit with a ban !

Nah...stay away from the drama. Water off a duck’s back. Stick with us. We’ll get up to nonsense without drama. Just piracy and that sort of shenanigans.

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over a year ago

"I think the mistake most men make on here is that they think 'it's a sex site, so it should be all about sex and nothing else'.

Sex is the last think I come here for. I come here for a laugh and to talk to interesting people. Anything that comes after that is a bonus.

It's all about managing realistic expectations. "

Well yes of course thats why everyone initially comes on here, the clue is in the Title, but its about learning how to use the site for ur expectations, which i dont have any now, just to enjoy the banter.

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"Op just had a look at your profile and you’ve got good pics. Your skin is lovely and those pictures on the ladder are immense. It’s actually given me an idea

Go on ? I’m intrigued! ? And don’t say painting

Now you know...have you got your ladder out? I think she’s waiting for the pics.

I see what you did there !

She’s got banter mate !

Next time we decide to take over someone’s thread and leaving them to ponder where it all went so wrong ha she will definitely be a good asset

look don’t you go been a thread pirate without me now ! That was a funny thread tho ! They can get so fucking serious !

we’ll just whip it off them in future and do what we want ! Like open a cafe ? I’ve an excuse for my madness ! Your just on it

I’ve no clue how it turned in that direction!

Hilarious

It turned because of your breakfast service fella!!! Fabulous buffet!!

It worked because everyone picked up on the ‘anything goes’ theme and just ran with it. No one was OP or owned the thread. That was why it worked.

#piratethreadhijackers

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over a year ago

"Some advice (hopefully helpful) from a female perspective... please be aware that it is MY opinion & not all women will agree with my viewpoint.

Your profile name, bodytype, cock size etc are far less important than your general approach & attitude.

For example: I sometimes enjoy being fucked hard, but if you were to contact me & say “I’m want to fuck your pussy till you beg me to stop” it ain’t happening.

In short don’t try to act out a porno scenario unless you’re actually in one!

Good luck & happy fabbing xxx"

Hahahaha well thnx for that advice, im not sure ive ever in all the hundreds of messages ive done ever come out with stuff like that. I only give a true profile n why ive got in touch _ased on the other persons profile info. But again thnx, very kind of u to offer advice Xx

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over a year ago

"Try to think positive thoughts op

Every rejection is leaving the door open for something potentially better, don't put yourself down for facial features,

I admit that my face would scare dead folk back to life, but I do not ever let that get in the way of the grand scheme of things

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"I think the mistake most men make on here is that they think 'it's a sex site, so it should be all about sex and nothing else'.

Sex is the last think I come here for. I come here for a laugh and to talk to interesting people. Anything that comes after that is a bonus.

It's all about managing realistic expectations.

I think you’re getting the idea. It’s fun when you drop the expectations and just have fun with whoever wants to join you. Isn’t it great?

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over a year ago

"Try to think positive thoughts op

Every rejection is leaving the door open for something potentially better, don't put yourself down for facial features,

I admit that my face would scare dead folk back to life, but I do not ever let that get in the way of the grand scheme of things

Brilliant

mate you legend ! Cracking up reading that

It's actually true though

I look a very scary mean person when I'm actually not

I have personal reasons for having to rethink a lot around facial features,

This past year it's the only think throughout my life of began to feel very ashamed of

Looks are not everything and they never will be

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

"From my experience of meeting men on here, start with a hello and a friendly comment about their profile/photos. If they reply, talk to them as an equal human being.

That's what's happened with me. I got talking to some and regardless of anything personal about them, we clicked over every day conversation. The rest is history.

Make friends and if the rest is meant to be, it will be. "

thnx

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"Op just had a look at your profile and you’ve got good pics. Your skin is lovely and those pictures on the ladder are immense. It’s actually given me an idea

Go on ? I’m intrigued! ? And don’t say painting

Now you know...have you got your ladder out? I think she’s waiting for the pics.

I see what you did there !

She’s got banter mate !

Next time we decide to take over someone’s thread and leaving them to ponder where it all went so wrong ha she will definitely be a good asset

look don’t you go been a thread pirate without me now ! That was a funny thread tho ! They can get so fucking serious !

we’ll just whip it off them in future and do what we want ! Like open a cafe ? I’ve an excuse for my madness ! Your just on it

I’ve no clue how it turned in that direction!

Hilarious

It turned because of your breakfast service fella!!! Fabulous buffet!!

It worked because everyone picked up on the ‘anything goes’ theme and just ran with it. No one was OP or owned the thread. That was why it worked.

#piratethreadhijackers

"
cmon now your been modest ! I was struggling to write sentences I was messy !

but yeah we put on a proper spread for the crew that joined what ever the fucking thread we robbed was called ?

Oh yeah let’s chat !

We didn’t disappoint

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over a year ago

"I think the mistake most men make on here is that they think 'it's a sex site, so it should be all about sex and nothing else'.

Sex is the last think I come here for. I come here for a laugh and to talk to interesting people. Anything that comes after that is a bonus.

It's all about managing realistic expectations.

I think you’re getting the idea. It’s fun when you drop the expectations and just have fun with whoever wants to join you. Isn’t it great?

Its been lovely and heartwarming ta

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over a year ago

Sid James got loads of women. Just think of that!

Ra ha ha ha haaa

(his laugh doesn't come across in text does it?)

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over a year ago

Also, just try and make people smile.

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over a year ago

I also agree with the earlier comment about your name. I think a lot of women are put off by crude names.

I have big ears and a Tiny penis. I’m also a terrible lover and have no sense of humour. I can make smashing avocados and poached egg on toast though. Could we have coffee please?

*knickers spontaneously fall off*

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over a year ago

"Also, just try and make people smile. "

Bloody hell....you need to get out of your coffin more often for heaven’s sake. Tallaghtlad and a bunch of us murdered a thread this morning!! Blood everywhere but what a laugh!!

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I also agree with the earlier comment about your name. I think a lot of women are put off by crude names.

I have big ears and a Tiny penis. I’m also a terrible lover and have no sense of humour. I can make smashing avocados and poached egg on toast though. Could we have coffee please?

*knickers spontaneously fall off*

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over a year ago

Kindness goes a long way. As does a sense of humour. In my experience, the kind of women I find attractive are rarely the kind who are that interested in superficial things anyway. Love and laughter, sexier than anything.

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I also agree with the earlier comment about your name. I think a lot of women are put off by crude names.

I have big ears and a Tiny penis. I’m also a terrible lover and have no sense of humour. I can make smashing avocados and poached egg on toast though. Could we have coffee please?

*knickers spontaneously fall off*

I will bring a crowbar x

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over a year ago

"Also, just try and make people smile.

Bloody hell....you need to get out of your coffin more often for heaven’s sake. Tallaghtlad and a bunch of us murdered a thread this morning!! Blood everywhere but what a laugh!!"

No fucking way!! Not in this weather, I'm in danger of getting a tan!

Which thread?

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over a year ago

"Also, just try and make people smile.

Bloody hell....you need to get out of your coffin more often for heaven’s sake. Tallaghtlad and a bunch of us murdered a thread this morning!! Blood everywhere but what a laugh!!"
I also started a street gang on here well it was a joint effort really called the PTU we maxed the fuck out of that thread to ! One of the members went rouge and he’s up on attempted murder charges !

Look it was a prank gone wrong !

Wat ye gonna do eh

point is basically stop listening to enya and bitching and make the most of this site

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over a year ago

"Also, just try and make people smile.

Bloody hell....you need to get out of your coffin more often for heaven’s sake. Tallaghtlad and a bunch of us murdered a thread this morning!! Blood everywhere but what a laugh!!I also started a street gang on here well it was a joint effort really called the PTU we maxed the fuck out of that thread to ! One of the members went rouge and he’s up on attempted murder charges !

Look it was a prank gone wrong !

Wat ye gonna do eh

point is basically stop listening to enya and bitching and make the most of this site "

I need to see this thread!! If there is murder happening I want in!

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"Also, just try and make people smile.

Bloody hell....you need to get out of your coffin more often for heaven’s sake. Tallaghtlad and a bunch of us murdered a thread this morning!! Blood everywhere but what a laugh!!

No fucking way!! Not in this weather, I'm in danger of getting a tan!

Which thread?"

Ooo....good point. I see a bit of pink on your nose already!!

It was called Chat.

Hilarious. We’re such a bunch of pirates.

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1162219

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over a year ago

I like Enya

(Steve Hughes, Positive hate, Youtube, give it a watch)

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over a year ago

"Also, just try and make people smile.

Bloody hell....you need to get out of your coffin more often for heaven’s sake. Tallaghtlad and a bunch of us murdered a thread this morning!! Blood everywhere but what a laugh!!

No fucking way!! Not in this weather, I'm in danger of getting a tan!

Which thread?

Ooo....good point. I see a bit of pink on your nose already!!

It was called Chat.

Hilarious. We’re such a bunch of pirates.

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1162219"

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Better get out in the moon tonight and restore my deathly palor

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"Im a guy who has seen the light. For too long ive been on here hoping that one day i will end up with one of u incredibly sexy stunning females, when quite frankly n rightly u wouldnt look twice. There are so many of u who are stunning n post fantastic pics aswell as the studs on here with God given manly bodies n cocks and who are confident n cocky to say what they want coz they are attractive to the female. I am who i am and have stopped pretending n all the white lies n half truths, im not alone, i think there's loads of us. Im deaf, wear a cochlear implant, fat, pretty ugly or ruggedly cute to some, smallish cock, end of. I'll stay on n chat to whoever, but thats me, not who i would like to be but just me and thats it. I feel so much better for being honest n realistic. Happy fun n frolics to you all. That felt like an AA speach hahaha but there ya are xx"

Ok now you’ve got that out of the way, tell us about all your good qualities. What makes you you, the things that get you excited in life.

As much as people use fab as a sex site the worthwhile ones are into a swinging lifestyle. It’s a lifestyle so tell us about yours.

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over a year ago

Some things you describe yourself you can improve. Weight, fitness etc. That’s what you should focus on. Be the best you can be. I never care if a lady is pretty or however we define but I’m always drawn to a fit frame. That’s something we can all control.

Dust yourself down, 60 is not old, get yourself in shape, physically and mentally. That’s my twopence!!

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"Also, just try and make people smile.

Bloody hell....you need to get out of your coffin more often for heaven’s sake. Tallaghtlad and a bunch of us murdered a thread this morning!! Blood everywhere but what a laugh!!

No fucking way!! Not in this weather, I'm in danger of getting a tan!

Which thread?

Ooo....good point. I see a bit of pink on your nose already!!

It was called Chat.

Hilarious. We’re such a bunch of pirates.

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1162219"

OMG!!! You lot are adorable!! I pissed mesen. Chattyme2U read thaty thread and it will make it all better

can't fucking believe I missed breakfast

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"Also, just try and make people smile.

Bloody hell....you need to get out of your coffin more often for heaven’s sake. Tallaghtlad and a bunch of us murdered a thread this morning!! Blood everywhere but what a laugh!!

No joke it was bonkers it was called the PTU People with tattoos! It’s fucking hilarious

No fucking way!! Not in this weather, I'm in danger of getting a tan!

Which thread?"

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over a year ago

Doire Theas

What’s wrong with Enya

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"Also, just try and make people smile.

Bloody hell....you need to get out of your coffin more often for heaven’s sake. Tallaghtlad and a bunch of us murdered a thread this morning!! Blood everywhere but what a laugh!!

No fucking way!! Not in this weather, I'm in danger of getting a tan!

Which thread?

Ooo....good point. I see a bit of pink on your nose already!!

It was called Chat.

Hilarious. We’re such a bunch of pirates.

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1162219

OMG!!! You lot are adorable!! I pissed mesen. Chattyme2U read thaty thread and it will make it all better

can't fucking believe I missed breakfast"
that thread is still up it’s worth a quick read

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over a year ago

"What’s wrong with Enya

I don’t have a chalk board on front of me to list the things !

Why you mates ?

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over a year ago

Doire Theas

"What’s wrong with Enya

I don’t have a chalk board on front of me to list the things !

Why you mates ? "

Nah but I’d like to live in her castle

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"What’s wrong with Enya

I don’t have a chalk board on front of me to list the things !

Why you mates ?

Nah but I’d like to live in her castle

She got a castle !

Pretentious bitch !

Na I’m

Kidding I’ve no issue with enya

She came to mind !

You can probably notice not much thought goes in to my comments

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over a year ago

Dust yourself down, 60 is not old, get yourself in shape, physically and mentally. That’s my twopence!!"

Cheers for that, but im not unhealthy, i do the Green Gym (gardening), i play Golf, and other outdoor activities. Im not someone however wants to look physically like a specimen to behold as that is not a part of who i am and nor if i did do would i be able to sustain it. Im fat but healthily active fat, so its take me as i come really. Hear what you say tho, thnx for ur input.

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Doire Theas

"What’s wrong with Enya

I don’t have a chalk board on front of me to list the things !

Why you mates ?

Nah but I’d like to live in her castle

She got a castle !

Pretentious bitch !

Na I’m

Kidding I’ve no issue with enya

She came to mind !

You can probably notice not much thought goes in to my comments "

She does it’s in killiney and she lives alone with all her cats

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"What’s wrong with Enya

I don’t have a chalk board on front of me to list the things !

Why you mates ?

Nah but I’d like to live in her castle

She got a castle !

Pretentious bitch !

Na I’m

Kidding I’ve no issue with enya

She came to mind !

You can probably notice not much thought goes in to my comments

She does it’s in killiney and she lives alone with all her cats

Yeah cause nobody else can put up with her !

How do you know so much about enya and why am I still bringing her up actually !

Didn’t think bringing up enya of all people would be such a hot topic !

Some crazy bitch just PM me a load of abuse !

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"Also, just try and make people smile.

Bloody hell....you need to get out of your coffin more often for heaven’s sake. Tallaghtlad and a bunch of us murdered a thread this morning!! Blood everywhere but what a laugh!!

No fucking way!! Not in this weather, I'm in danger of getting a tan!

Which thread?

Ooo....good point. I see a bit of pink on your nose already!!

It was called Chat.

Hilarious. We’re such a bunch of pirates.

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1162219

OMG!!! You lot are adorable!! I pissed mesen. Chattyme2U read thaty thread and it will make it all better

can't fucking believe I missed breakfast"

Cant find it

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"Also, just try and make people smile.

Bloody hell....you need to get out of your coffin more often for heaven’s sake. Tallaghtlad and a bunch of us murdered a thread this morning!! Blood everywhere but what a laugh!!

No fucking way!! Not in this weather, I'm in danger of getting a tan!

Which thread?

Ooo....good point. I see a bit of pink on your nose already!!

It was called Chat.

Hilarious. We’re such a bunch of pirates.

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1162219

OMG!!! You lot are adorable!! I pissed mesen. Chattyme2U read thaty thread and it will make it all better

can't fucking believe I missed breakfast

Cant find it

Nope I’m gonna help you out !

Giza minute

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over a year ago

Doire Theas

"What’s wrong with Enya

I don’t have a chalk board on front of me to list the things !

Why you mates ?

Nah but I’d like to live in her castle

She got a castle !

Pretentious bitch !

Na I’m

Kidding I’ve no issue with enya

She came to mind !

You can probably notice not much thought goes in to my comments

She does it’s in killiney and she lives alone with all her cats

Yeah cause nobody else can put up with her !

How do you know so much about enya and why am I still bringing her up actually !

Didn’t think bringing up enya of all people would be such a hot topic !

Some crazy bitch just PM me a load of abuse ! "

She’s Irish what’s not to love

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Dust yourself down, 60 is not old, get yourself in shape, physically and mentally. That’s my twopence!!

There are a lot of 'hole in one' jokes but I like to think I'm better than that.

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I also agree with the earlier comment about your name. I think a lot of women are put off by crude names. "

I second that a good personality is a must have to get in my pants

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"Also, just try and make people smile.

Bloody hell....you need to get out of your coffin more often for heaven’s sake. Tallaghtlad and a bunch of us murdered a thread this morning!! Blood everywhere but what a laugh!!

No fucking way!! Not in this weather, I'm in danger of getting a tan!

Which thread?

Ooo....good point. I see a bit of pink on your nose already!!

It was called Chat.

Hilarious. We’re such a bunch of pirates.

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1162219

OMG!!! You lot are adorable!! I pissed mesen. Chattyme2U read thaty thread and it will make it all better

can't fucking believe I missed breakfast

Cant find it

Nope I’m gonna help you out !

Giza minute "

Boom got it ! Right go to lounge and it’s like the forth page and you can’t miss the PTU people with tattoos union status I want you to read this

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Dust yourself down, 60 is not old, get yourself in shape, physically and mentally. That’s my twopence!!

There are a lot of 'hole in one' jokes but I like to think I'm better than that. "

Sure you'll iron yerself out.

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over a year ago

"What’s wrong with Enya

I don’t have a chalk board on front of me to list the things !

Why you mates ?

Nah but I’d like to live in her castle

She got a castle !

Pretentious bitch !

Na I’m

Kidding I’ve no issue with enya

She came to mind !

You can probably notice not much thought goes in to my comments

She does it’s in killiney and she lives alone with all her cats

Yeah cause nobody else can put up with her !

How do you know so much about enya and why am I still bringing her up actually !

Didn’t think bringing up enya of all people would be such a hot topic !

Some crazy bitch just PM me a load of abuse !

She’s Irish what’s not to love

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I’m not gonna win this argument your obviously a fan and your been alright ! This nut job hitting me up is talking madness ! You don’t have a second page do ye ?

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over a year ago

"Also, just try and make people smile.

Bloody hell....you need to get out of your coffin more often for heaven’s sake. Tallaghtlad and a bunch of us murdered a thread this morning!! Blood everywhere but what a laugh!!

No fucking way!! Not in this weather, I'm in danger of getting a tan!

Soz im not good at this im on page 4 but whats the title, cant see anything uve described ?

Which thread?

Ooo....good point. I see a bit of pink on your nose already!!

It was called Chat.

Hilarious. We’re such a bunch of pirates.

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1162219

OMG!!! You lot are adorable!! I pissed mesen. Chattyme2U read thaty thread and it will make it all better

can't fucking believe I missed breakfast

Cant find it

Nope I’m gonna help you out !

Giza minute

Boom got it ! Right go to lounge and it’s like the forth page and you can’t miss the PTU people with tattoos union status I want you to read this "

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"What’s wrong with Enya

I don’t have a chalk board on front of me to list the things !

Why you mates ?

Nah but I’d like to live in her castle

She got a castle !

Pretentious bitch !

Na I’m

Kidding I’ve no issue with enya

She came to mind !

You can probably notice not much thought goes in to my comments

She does it’s in killiney and she lives alone with all her cats

Yeah cause nobody else can put up with her !

How do you know so much about enya and why am I still bringing her up actually !

Didn’t think bringing up enya of all people would be such a hot topic !

Some crazy bitch just PM me a load of abuse !

She’s Irish what’s not to love

I’m not gonna win this argument your obviously a fan and your been alright ! This nut job hitting me up is talking madness ! You don’t have a second page do ye ?

She’s obviously a bigger fan than me

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over a year ago

"Also, just try and make people smile.

Bloody hell....you need to get out of your coffin more often for heaven’s sake. Tallaghtlad and a bunch of us murdered a thread this morning!! Blood everywhere but what a laugh!!

No fucking way!! Not in this weather, I'm in danger of getting a tan!

Soz im not good at this im on page 4 but whats the title, cant see anything uve described ?

Which thread?

Ooo....good point. I see a bit of pink on your nose already!!

It was called Chat.

Hilarious. We’re such a bunch of pirates.

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1162219

OMG!!! You lot are adorable!! I pissed mesen. Chattyme2U read thaty thread and it will make it all better

can't fucking believe I missed breakfast

Cant find it

Nope I’m gonna help you out !

Giza minute

Boom got it ! Right go to lounge and it’s like the forth page and you can’t miss the PTU people with tattoos union status I want you to read this "

???

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over a year ago

Dust yourself down, 60 is not old, get yourself in shape, physically and mentally. That’s my twopence!!

There are a lot of 'hole in one' jokes but I like to think I'm better than that.

Sure you'll iron yerself out."

'Tee' Hee

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over a year ago

Dust yourself down, 60 is not old, get yourself in shape, physically and mentally. That’s my twopence!!

There are a lot of 'hole in one' jokes but I like to think I'm better than that.

Sure you'll iron yerself out.

'Tee' Hee"

Back to the sexy birdies Xxx

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