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 Lurking?  Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls  and pervy night flamingos. Talk about absolutely anything you want.
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"Oh! I'm here, Jim. Lurking...." Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. You're tonight's ¹st and possibly only poster. | |||
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Took him shopping instead, did more work, came home, more work. Finished work around 7pm, had tea, went to see to my son. Home just after 11pm and here I am.
Going horse riding in the morning then straight to work after.... | |||
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"Damn it " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Piscean. Unlucky. | |||
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"Damn it Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Piscean. Unlucky." Good evening Jim and standard so no hobnobs or whatever tonights treat is  | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! I'll stop lurking briefly and say howdy! Today has been long. I set off at 7.30, worked at my dad's (hospital appointment day today) but they phoned just as we were leaving to say an "unexpected emergency" meant the appointment was cancelled. What they meant was the doc was on holiday (they admitted in a later call). Next appointment mid July and am very cross
Took him shopping instead, did more work, came home, more work. Finished work around 7pm, had tea, went to see to my son. Home just after 11pm and here I am.
Going horse riding in the morning then straight to work after...."That's a loooooong ass day. I'm surprised you're still awake. | |||
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"Damn it Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Piscean. Unlucky. Good evening Jim and standard so no hobnobs or whatever tonights treat is "I've got some Hobnob bars, but I'm not sharing. Hey, on my watch the ¹st poster wins a coffee, in Shrewsbury. | |||
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"Damn it Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Piscean. Unlucky. Good evening Jim and standard so no hobnobs or whatever tonights treat is "A coffee In Shrewsbury With Jim And maybe his blue boots | |||
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"Damn it Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Piscean. Unlucky. Good evening Jim and standard so no hobnobs or whatever tonights treat is
A coffee
In Shrewsbury
With Jim
And maybe his blue boots "You know. | |||
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" "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yassy. Nice duck. | |||
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"Damn it Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Piscean. Unlucky. Good evening Jim and standard so no hobnobs or whatever tonights treat is
A coffee
In Shrewsbury
With Jim
And maybe his blue boots
You know."I have a full loyalty card, Jim | |||
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yassy. Nice duck."Xxxxxxx | |||
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"Damn it Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Piscean. Unlucky. Good evening Jim and standard so no hobnobs or whatever tonights treat is
A coffee
In Shrewsbury
With Jim
And maybe his blue boots
You know.
I have a full loyalty card, Jim " | |||
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yassy. Nice duck.
Xxxxxxx"x How are you tonight? | |||
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"Damn it Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Piscean. Unlucky. Good evening Jim and standard so no hobnobs or whatever tonights treat is
I've got some Hobnob bars, but I'm not sharing. Hey, on my watch the ¹st poster wins a coffee, in Shrewsbury."Come on now Jim, it's polite to share
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yassy. Nice duck.
Xxxxxxx
x How are you tonight?"Ok sweety How are you xx | |||
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"Damn it Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Piscean. Unlucky. Good evening Jim and standard so no hobnobs or whatever tonights treat is
I've got some Hobnob bars, but I'm not sharing. Hey, on my watch the ¹st poster wins a coffee, in Shrewsbury.
Come on now Jim, it's polite to share
Damn it Jim, you're just saying that because you know I love coffee "I've only got a few left. And I'm out of flapjacks. Be a ¹st poster, and there will be a coffee waiting for you in Shrewsbury. | |||
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"Damn it Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Piscean. Unlucky. Good evening Jim and standard so no hobnobs or whatever tonights treat is
I've got some Hobnob bars, but I'm not sharing. Hey, on my watch the ¹st poster wins a coffee, in Shrewsbury.
Come on now Jim, it's polite to share
Damn it Jim, you're just saying that because you know I love coffee
I've only got a few left. And I'm out of flapjacks. Be a ¹st poster, and there will be a coffee waiting for you in Shrewsbury."Save one for me to have with my coffee please | |||
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yassy. Nice duck.
Xxxxxxx
x How are you tonight?
Ok sweety
How are you xx"Splendid. I'm on top of the world lookin' down on creation. x | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeee(deep breath)eeeevening Jim. Hello everyone. "Have you become darf vader? | |||
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yassy. Nice duck.
Xxxxxxx
x How are you tonight?
Ok sweety
How are you xx
Splendid.
I'm on top of the world lookin' down on creation. x"This is it xxx | |||
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"Nack from pub,first time post lockdown. Horny! " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, MrsSwinger. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense you horndog.  | |||
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"At bloody last!! My cocoa has gone cold waiting for this..." Go to Shrewsbury and get a fresh one | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeee(deep breath)eeeevening Jim. Hello everyone. " I appreciate the effort. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorraine. | |||
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"Damn it Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Piscean. Unlucky. Good evening Jim and standard so no hobnobs or whatever tonights treat is
I've got some Hobnob bars, but I'm not sharing. Hey, on my watch the ¹st poster wins a coffee, in Shrewsbury.
Come on now Jim, it's polite to share
Damn it Jim, you're just saying that because you know I love coffee
I've only got a few left. And I'm out of flapjacks. Be a ¹st poster, and there will be a coffee waiting for you in Shrewsbury.
Save one for me to have with my coffee please "I'll just go shopping and buy some more. | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeee(deep breath)eeeevening Jim. Hello everyone.
Have you become darf vader? "Just allergies | |||
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"Damn it Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Piscean. Unlucky. Good evening Jim and standard so no hobnobs or whatever tonights treat is
I've got some Hobnob bars, but I'm not sharing. Hey, on my watch the ¹st poster wins a coffee, in Shrewsbury.
Come on now Jim, it's polite to share
Damn it Jim, you're just saying that because you know I love coffee
I've only got a few left. And I'm out of flapjacks. Be a ¹st poster, and there will be a coffee waiting for you in Shrewsbury.
Save one for me to have with my coffee please
I'll just go shopping and buy some more."Perfect, good thinking  | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeee(deep breath)eeeevening Jim. Hello everyone.
I appreciate the effort. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorraine. "Thanks Jim.  | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeee(deep breath)eeeevening Jim. Hello everyone.
Have you become darf vader? "You Greenface, but you're about to find out that Lorraine is your dad. | |||
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yassy. Nice duck.
Xxxxxxx
x How are you tonight?
Ok sweety
How are you xx
Splendid.
I'm on top of the world lookin' down on creation. x
This is it xxx" | |||
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"At bloody last!! My cocoa has gone cold waiting for this... Go to Shrewsbury and get a fresh one "I'd rather moan about this one from my bed !! | |||
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yassy. Nice duck.
Xxxxxxx
x How are you tonight?
Ok sweety
How are you xx
Splendid.
I'm on top of the world lookin' down on creation. x
This is it xxx
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"At bloody last!! My cocoa has gone cold waiting for this..." Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sprockett. Sorry about your cocoa. | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeee(deep breath)eeeevening Jim. Hello everyone.
Have you become darf vader?
Just allergies "Stick your head in a bucket of water works apparently after a couple of minutes
On a serious note I hope your allergies do one soon | |||
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"Evening all. Haven't nocturnalled in a while. Just heading back to London. Up for a while. Glad you're here Jim. "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Grey  It's good to see you. I've assumed you've been very busy with your new job. Where you heading back to London from? | |||
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"At bloody last!! My cocoa has gone cold waiting for this... Go to Shrewsbury and get a fresh one
I'd rather moan about this one from my bed !! "You could stick it under your bum for a few minutes as with this heat and if it's anything like mine, it will definitely be warm enough to heat it | |||
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"My fleeting appearance is over, it's goodnight from me, and it's goodnight from him too "Good night to you both | |||
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Where ya been! "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Midnight. It's an Ash night, you're lucky I'm here.  | |||
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"At bloody last!! My cocoa has gone cold waiting for this... Go to Shrewsbury and get a fresh one
I'd rather moan about this one from my bed !!
You could stick it under your bum for a few minutes as with this heat and if it's anything like mine, it will definitely be warm enough to heat it "I thought this was an offer too good to refuse, but then I re-read it. Maybe offering your bum will enhance the offer?! | |||
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"My fleeting appearance is over, it's goodnight from me, and it's goodnight from him too "Na night you two from me. | |||
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"I'm naked and slightly sweaty jim " | |||
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"Working, perving, lurking - just described me! xxx" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, 2play. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense you lurking perverts. x | |||
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"Evening Jim and all....... too warm to sleep "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Honeybunch. It's hot in the city. Hot in the city tonight. | |||
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"At bloody last!! My cocoa has gone cold waiting for this... Go to Shrewsbury and get a fresh one
I'd rather moan about this one from my bed !!
You could stick it under your bum for a few minutes as with this heat and if it's anything like mine, it will definitely be warm enough to heat it
I thought this was an offer too good to refuse, but then I re-read it. Maybe offering your bum will enhance the offer?! "By the time it gets to my bum and back to the recipient it will be cold again | |||
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"Damn it Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Piscean. Unlucky. Good evening Jim and standard so no hobnobs or whatever tonights treat is
I've got some Hobnob bars, but I'm not sharing. Hey, on my watch the ¹st poster wins a coffee, in Shrewsbury.
Come on now Jim, it's polite to share
Damn it Jim, you're just saying that because you know I love coffee
I've only got a few left. And I'm out of flapjacks. Be a ¹st poster, and there will be a coffee waiting for you in Shrewsbury.
Save one for me to have with my coffee please
I'll just go shopping and buy some more.
Perfect, good thinking "Ayyyy. | |||
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Where ya been!
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Midnight. It's an Ash night, you're lucky I'm here. "Omg is he slacking now that lorna has moved in... Bet he's in a jaffa cake coma | |||
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"I think Piscean farts fire." Fire bubbles | |||
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"I think Piscean farts fire." I'm pisces | |||
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"I think Piscean farts fire." He's aquarius | |||
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"I think Piscean farts fire. He's aquarius " I'm definitely pisces | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeee(deep breath)eeeevening Jim. Hello everyone.
Have you become darf vader?
Just allergies
Stick your head in a bucket of water works apparently after a couple of minutes
On a serious note I hope your allergies do one soon "I'm pretty sure they have showers in Florida. | |||
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"I think Piscean farts fire. He's aquarius I'm definitely pisces ".are you? | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeee(deep breath)eeeevening Jim. Hello everyone.
Have you become darf vader?
Just allergies
Stick your head in a bucket of water works apparently after a couple of minutes
On a serious note I hope your allergies do one soon
I'm pretty sure they have showers in Florida."And umbrellas | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeee(deep breath)eeeevening Jim. Hello everyone.
Have you become darf vader?
Just allergies
Stick your head in a bucket of water works apparently after a couple of minutes
On a serious note I hope your allergies do one soon
I'm pretty sure they have showers in Florida."Yes but you can't carry them around with you Jim | |||
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"Good evening all Watching murder documentaries wbu? "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lady. I'm going to make a cup of tea. | |||
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"I think Piscean farts fire. He's aquarius I'm definitely pisces .are you?"I'm pretty certain of it | |||
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"I think Piscean farts fire. He's aquarius I'm definitely pisces .are you?
I'm pretty certain of it "March | |||
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"I think Piscean farts fire. He's aquarius I'm definitely pisces .are you?
I'm pretty certain of it
March "Yes March | |||
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"I think Piscean farts fire. He's aquarius I'm definitely pisces .are you?
I'm pretty certain of it
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Where ya been!
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Midnight. It's an Ash night, you're lucky I'm here.
Omg is he slacking now that lorna has moved in... Bet he's in a jaffa cake coma "That'll be it. He's probably had Jonuts too. | |||
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"I think Piscean farts fire. Fire bubbles " | |||
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"I think Piscean farts fire. He's aquarius I'm definitely pisces .are you?
I'm pretty certain of it
March
Yes March
Your lying to me
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"I think Piscean farts fire. He's aquarius I'm definitely pisces .are you?
I'm pretty certain of it
March
Yes March
Your lying to me
You're being a wind up " | |||
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"I think Piscean farts fire. Fire bubbles
"Jim if that's not something special I don't know what is | |||
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"I think Piscean farts fire. He's aquarius I'm definitely pisces .are you?
I'm pretty certain of it
March
Yes March
Your lying to me
You're being a wind up
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"I think Piscean farts fire. He's aquarius I'm definitely pisces .are you?
I'm pretty certain of it
March
Yes March
Your lying to me
You're being a wind up
You get your hat yet "Balaclava | |||
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"I think Piscean farts fire. I'm pisces " You're a pisces bits and pieces. | |||
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Where ya been!
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Midnight. It's an Ash night, you're lucky I'm here.
Omg is he slacking now that lorna has moved in... Bet he's in a jaffa cake coma
That'll be it. He's probably had Jonuts too."Those jonuts are definitely different, maybe he's got major sugar rush | |||
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"I think Piscean farts fire. I'm pisces You're a pisces bits and pieces." My fish | |||
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"I think Piscean farts fire. He's aquarius I'm definitely pisces .are you?
I'm pretty certain of it
March
Yes March
Your lying to me
You're being a wind up
You get your hat yet
Balaclava
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 ... make me one while you’re there please?
Hi everyone who’s too warm to sleep or whatever is making you fab at 1am too
I’m waiting for my trainers going round and round in the washer ... I’ll swear it’s added minutes on because I’m watching. Exciting huh? | |||
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"I think Piscean farts fire. He's aquarius I'm definitely pisces .are you?
I'm pretty certain of it
March
Yes March
Your lying to me
You're being a wind up
You get your hat yet
Balaclava
Ninja bridesmaid " | |||
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"Good evening Jim and good evening everyone been a little while from I been in a late night thread x" Hey sis x | |||
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"Piscean, I've just eaten my Hobnob bars. Up yours!" Nothing will be going up mine Jim
Also it's ok because you're buying more and I have salted caramel galaxy so screw you | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeee(deep breath)eeeevening Jim. Hello everyone.
Have you become darf vader?
Just allergies
Stick your head in a bucket of water works apparently after a couple of minutes
On a serious note I hope your allergies do one soon
I'm pretty sure they have showers in Florida.
And umbrellas "You can stand under my umbrella. | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeee(deep breath)eeeevening Jim. Hello everyone.
Have you become darf vader?
Just allergies
Stick your head in a bucket of water works apparently after a couple of minutes
On a serious note I hope your allergies do one soon
I'm pretty sure they have showers in Florida.
And umbrellas
You can stand under my umbrella."Naked? | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeee(deep breath)eeeevening Jim. Hello everyone.
Have you become darf vader?
Just allergies
Stick your head in a bucket of water works apparently after a couple of minutes
On a serious note I hope your allergies do one soon
I'm pretty sure they have showers in Florida.
Yes but you can't carry them around with you Jim "That's a good point. | |||
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Where ya been!
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Midnight. It's an Ash night, you're lucky I'm here.
Omg is he slacking now that lorna has moved in... Bet he's in a jaffa cake coma
That'll be it. He's probably had Jonuts too.
Those jonuts are definitely different, maybe he's got major sugar rush "Personally I can’t imagine they’re even thinking about biscuits ... they literally jusssst moved in together
- the biscuits will be for breakfast lol x | |||
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"Good evening Jim and good evening everyone been a little while from I been in a late night thread x Hey sis x" Hello sis how is your night x | |||
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"Good evening Jim and good evening everyone been a little while from I been in a late night thread x Hey sis x Hello sis how is your night x " Hot x | |||
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"To warm to sleep so perveing lol " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tinkerbell. It's a nice night for pervin'. | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeee(deep breath)eeeevening Jim. Hello everyone.
Have you become darf vader?
Just allergies
Stick your head in a bucket of water works apparently after a couple of minutes
On a serious note I hope your allergies do one soon
I'm pretty sure they have showers in Florida.
And umbrellas
You can stand under my umbrella."... ella, ella, ella | |||
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"Hi Jim ... make me one while you’re there please?
Hi everyone who’s too warm to sleep or whatever is making you fab at 1am too
I’m waiting for my trainers going round and round in the washer ... I’ll swear it’s added minutes on because I’m watching. Exciting huh? "It's definitely too warm to sleep but I need to at some point. I'd say I'd love to have company but I really don't need the added warmth right now
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"I think Piscean farts fire. He's aquarius I'm definitely pisces .are you?
I'm pretty certain of it
March
Yes March
Your lying to me
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"I think Piscean farts fire. He's aquarius I'm definitely pisces .are you?
I'm pretty certain of it
March
Yes March
Your lying to me
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Where ya been!
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Midnight. It's an Ash night, you're lucky I'm here.
Omg is he slacking now that lorna has moved in... Bet he's in a jaffa cake coma
That'll be it. He's probably had Jonuts too.
Those jonuts are definitely different, maybe he's got major sugar rush
Personally I can’t imagine they’re even thinking about biscuits ... they literally jusssst moved in together
- the biscuits will be for breakfast lol x"Cakes | |||
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"Good evening Jim and good evening everyone been a little while from I been in a late night thread x Hey sis x Hello sis how is your night x Hot x" Yes it is pretty warm to night to warm infact x | |||
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"I think Piscean farts fire. Fire bubbles
Jim if that's not something special I don't know what is "Your bum hole is special, and not just on Sundays. | |||
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"Good evening Jim and good evening everyone been a little while from I been in a late night thread x Hey sis x Hello sis how is your night x Hot x Yes it is pretty warm to night to warm infact x" Xx | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeee(deep breath)eeeevening Jim. Hello everyone.
Have you become darf vader?
Just allergies
Stick your head in a bucket of water works apparently after a couple of minutes
On a serious note I hope your allergies do one soon
I'm pretty sure they have showers in Florida.
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Jim if that's not something special I don't know what is
Your bum hole is special, and not just on Sundays."It's one of a kind my bum hole | |||
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Where ya been!
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Midnight. It's an Ash night, you're lucky I'm here.
Omg is he slacking now that lorna has moved in... Bet he's in a jaffa cake coma
That'll be it. He's probably had Jonuts too.
Those jonuts are definitely different, maybe he's got major sugar rush "Sugar rushed and konked out. | |||
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Hi everyone who’s too warm to sleep or whatever is making you fab at 1am too
I’m waiting for my trainers going round and round in the washer ... I’ll swear it’s added minutes on because I’m watching. Exciting huh?
It's definitely too warm to sleep but I need to at some point. I'd say I'd love to have company but I really don't need the added warmth right now
I hope you put them in a pillow case or something to stop them getting damaged "I have a ceiling fan ... it’s a noisy feckin thing but it’s blisssssfull
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I'm pretty certain of it
March
Yes March
Your lying to me
I'm a librarian."Never been so overwhelmed by a post Jim, I'm so happy for you | |||
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Hi everyone who’s too warm to sleep or whatever is making you fab at 1am too
I’m waiting for my trainers going round and round in the washer ... I’ll swear it’s added minutes on because I’m watching. Exciting huh? "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kate. I'll make you a brew.
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Talking about fish, not many people know this but I have a small birthmark that looks like a fish "Where | |||
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I'm pretty certain of it
March
Yes March
Your lying to me
I'm a librarian.
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I'm pretty certain of it
March
Yes March
Your lying to me
You're being a wind up
You get your hat yet
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"Hi Jim ... make me one while you’re there please?
Hi everyone who’s too warm to sleep or whatever is making you fab at 1am too
I’m waiting for my trainers going round and round in the washer ... I’ll swear it’s added minutes on because I’m watching. Exciting huh?
It's definitely too warm to sleep but I need to at some point. I'd say I'd love to have company but I really don't need the added warmth right now
I hope you put them in a pillow case or something to stop them getting damaged
I have a ceiling fan ... it’s a noisy feckin thing but it’s blisssssfull
Oh ... now you tell me ... meh they look alright - just towels and them - gentle ride "I have a honeywell turbo force fan, its only got small blades but it's quiet and really good. You know for next time now though, the towels probably helped. A gentle ride is always a good thing | |||
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Also it's ok because you're buying more and I have salted caramel galaxy so screw you "Fair do's. | |||
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I’m waiting for my trainers going round and round in the washer ... I’ll swear it’s added minutes on because I’m watching. Exciting huh?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kate. I'll make you a brew.
Look at something else."Not sure about that brew now lovely ... depends what you’re stirring it with
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Have you become darf vader?
Just allergies
Stick your head in a bucket of water works apparently after a couple of minutes
On a serious note I hope your allergies do one soon
I'm pretty sure they have showers in Florida.
And umbrellas
You can stand under my umbrella.
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Have you become darf vader?
Just allergies
Stick your head in a bucket of water works apparently after a couple of minutes
On a serious note I hope your allergies do one soon
I'm pretty sure they have showers in Florida.
And umbrellas
You can stand under my umbrella.
Naked?
Yes, but not in the market square."Leaf | |||
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Have you become darf vader?
Just allergies
Stick your head in a bucket of water works apparently after a couple of minutes
On a serious note I hope your allergies do one soon
I'm pretty sure they have showers in Florida.
And umbrellas
You can stand under my umbrella.
Naked?
Yes, but not in the market square."No you have to do it in a moshpit circle | |||
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Have you become darf vader?
Just allergies
Stick your head in a bucket of water works apparently after a couple of minutes
On a serious note I hope your allergies do one soon
I'm pretty sure they have showers in Florida.
And umbrellas
You can stand under my umbrella.
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. Well that was a silly thing to do."It was Jim. I knew as I decided to stretch out on the sofa to watch the tv that I was chancing it. That was at about 10. Have you enjoyed the beautiful weather? The tube to the office was exceptionally warm. | |||
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. Well that was a silly thing to do.
It was Jim. I knew as I decided to stretch out on the sofa to watch the tv that I was chancing it. That was at about 10.
Have you enjoyed the beautiful weather? The tube to the office was exceptionally warm."A schoolgirl error. Oh yeah, the good weather is long overdue. It's always warm on the tube. | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeee(deep breath)eeeevening Jim. Hello everyone.
Have you become darf vader?
Just allergies
Stick your head in a bucket of water works apparently after a couple of minutes
On a serious note I hope your allergies do one soon
I'm pretty sure they have showers in Florida.
And umbrellas
You can stand under my umbrella.
Naked?
Yes, but not in the market square.
Leaf" | |||
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"Hi Jim ... make me one while you’re there please?
Hi everyone who’s too warm to sleep or whatever is making you fab at 1am too
I’m waiting for my trainers going round and round in the washer ... I’ll swear it’s added minutes on because I’m watching. Exciting huh?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kate. I'll make you a brew.
Look at something else.
Not sure about that brew now lovely ... depends what you’re stirring it with
I don’t need to look again ... I have it committed to memory ... every glistening inch " | |||
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Also I'll pass on the coffee but if you could post the Hobnob slices, it would be appreciated and please don't open them first "I take people out for coffee. I'll have to go shopping. I'm out of Hobnob bars. | |||
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. Well that was a silly thing to do.
It was Jim. I knew as I decided to stretch out on the sofa to watch the tv that I was chancing it. That was at about 10.
Have you enjoyed the beautiful weather? The tube to the office was exceptionally warm.
A schoolgirl error.
Oh yeah, the good weather is long overdue. It's always warm on the tube."It was a doh moment
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"Jim I just woke up on the sofa
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. Well that was a silly thing to do.
It was Jim. I knew as I decided to stretch out on the sofa to watch the tv that I was chancing it. That was at about 10.
Have you enjoyed the beautiful weather? The tube to the office was exceptionally warm.
A schoolgirl error.
Oh yeah, the good weather is long overdue. It's always warm on the tube.
It was a doh moment
Have you seen the cygnets? "I've seen photos on Facebook. I haven't been walking by the river. | |||
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"Good evening Jim and good evening everyone been a little while from I been in a late night thread x Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Natalie. Where have you been? Drinking in Grey Cat's pub? x Bit off a odd week got a idear it worked out So been working all from Saturday just finished up there How’s your week going Jim Oh, interesting stuff. It's good, I'm very much enjoying the sunshine." Excellent and quite rightly so hopefully more sun to come | |||
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"Hope, a mutual friend is in London at the moment." ?? | |||
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In is good "I am glad I didn't have a puppy trying to eat my bobble. It would have scared the bejesus out of me as we don't have a dog | |||
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In is good
I am glad I didn't have a puppy trying to eat my bobble. It would have scared the bejesus out of me as we don't have a dog " | |||
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"I thought you'd gone to bed, Kate." Nah ... still lurking about ... wide awake 
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"I thought you'd gone to bed, Kate. Nah ... still lurking about ... wide awake
... last night I bought boots at some ungodly hour ... they look like great boots but what the hell was I doing shopping at that time "Oh, I'm looking forward to seeing your boots. | |||
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... last night I bought boots at some ungodly hour ... they look like great boots but what the hell was I doing shopping at that time
Oh, I'm looking forward to seeing your boots."They look like suitably-slutty-enough-for-fab style boots tbh | |||
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"On this day 1953 Queen Liz 2 was constipated. "She's been on the throne a long time. | |||
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"On this day 1953 Queen Liz 2 was constipated.
Liz needs some prunes " | |||
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"On this day 1953 Queen Liz 2 was constipated.
She's been on the throne a long time."Cushion | |||
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"Good morning everyone or evening if you ain't been to sleep "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Fook. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface | |||
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... last night I bought boots at some ungodly hour ... they look like great boots but what the hell was I doing shopping at that time
Oh, I'm looking forward to seeing your boots.
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