FabSwingers.com forum: How to pull birds on fab

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Say you're not meeting and have 1 or none public pics on profile, you're welcome lads

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over a year ago

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

Threesome?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Top tips right there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes yes yes

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Bedford

So if we're using reverse psychology should we say that we're not joining in on the thread?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Offer them cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*drops knickers*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a pair of binoculars

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Be creative, imaginative

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who wants to cam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aw OP, are you not wading knee deep in a sea of clunge?

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By *o and peepCouple
over a year ago

falkirk

"Aw OP, are you not wading knee deep in a sea of clunge?"

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Piece of piss. Get into a relationship with another forumite, you become all kindsa irresistible and an instant fanny magnet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard you just message saying "wuu2" or "FAF DTF?" for instant success, add a close up of the tip of your cock for guaranteed success!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not meeting and have 1 or none public pics on profile

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Walk around with seeds in your pocket

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

"Piece of piss. Get into a relationship with another forumite, you become all kindsa irresistible and an instant fanny magnet "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Piece of piss. Get into a relationship with another forumite, you become all kindsa irresistible and an instant fanny magnet "

Tru dat!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Oh! I'm half way there

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Oh! I'm half way there"

Woah, livin' on a prayer!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh! I'm half way there

Woah, livin' on a prayer!!

Take my hand we’ll make it I swear

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Oh! I'm half way there

Woah, livin' on a prayer!!

Take my hand we’ll make it I swear "

I take full responsibility for hijacking the thread for such an awesome reason!

But also sorry.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I wouldn't try to pull birds, catching them would be a mission in itself but then pulling them they would surely break.

If by birds you meant ladies, I'd say don't call them birds is probably helpful advice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not throw them the same dick pic in multiple messages, they really love that

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Why not throw them the same dick pic in multiple messages, they really love that

Just taking more notes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put a dress on works for me lol

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

"Walk around with seeds in your pocket"

Looooool init

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Calling them birds, ladies love it. Clunge sensei

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Calling them birds, ladies love it. Clunge sensei"

I taught him everything I know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Calling them birds, ladies love it. Clunge sensei

I taught him everything I know."

Finally people are seen sense

Seems like every bloke has a sad story to the tune of a violin about not getting attention !

Welcome to fab lads !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you for the lesson.

Profile changed accordingly and even a photo of me in deep thought set against a cloudless sky as my profile pic.

Bring your A game ladies. I’m ready!! Fresh graduate of Clunge University.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank you for the lesson.

Profile changed accordingly and even a photo of me in deep thought set against a cloudless sky as my profile pic.

Bring your A game ladies. I’m ready!! Fresh graduate of Clunge University."

Case in point ! Banter helps !

Bitching doesn’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank you for the lesson.

Profile changed accordingly and even a photo of me in deep thought set against a cloudless sky as my profile pic.

Bring your A game ladies. I’m ready!! Fresh graduate of Clunge University."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank you for the lesson.

Profile changed accordingly and even a photo of me in deep thought set against a cloudless sky as my profile pic.

Bring your A game ladies. I’m ready!! Fresh graduate of Clunge University.

Case in point ! Banter helps !

Bitching doesn’t

Having good banter fodder helps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank you for the lesson.

Profile changed accordingly and even a photo of me in deep thought set against a cloudless sky as my profile pic.

Bring your A game ladies. I’m ready!! Fresh graduate of Clunge University.

Case in point ! Banter helps !

Bitching doesn’t

Having good banter fodder helps.

Take a bow ! On fire this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank you for the lesson.

Profile changed accordingly and even a photo of me in deep thought set against a cloudless sky as my profile pic.

Bring your A game ladies. I’m ready!! Fresh graduate of Clunge University.

Case in point ! Banter helps !

Bitching doesn’t

Having good banter fodder helps.

Take a bow ! On fire this morning "

It’s when I do my best work. I’m exhausted by the time everyone else is getting up.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Say you're not meeting and have 1 or none public pics on profile, you're welcome lads

It's called playing hard to get

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Oh! I'm half way there

Woah, livin' on a prayer!!

Take my hand we’ll make it I swear "

Woah, livin' on a prayer !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use rubbish one liners like:

"Where u get slipped...'

That one greeted me in my inbox, but I don't think it's gender specific and could happen to anybody.

Cryptography experts are still trying to decipher it, believing a hidden message is contained within, possibly relating to an imminent alien invasion. If anyone has any information, please come forward.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In your first message tell them you want to sniff their ass, this will get them at your feet in no time

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Bedford

"In your first message tell them you want to sniff their ass, this will get them at your feet in no time

That sounds woof.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I once had a message from one of these fabled birds of fabradise.

I thought it was all a dream. So I shall now put the advice I have learned here in to practice, in the hope of reclaiming such a wondrous event in my fab-life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just put my nuts on the table and they come flocking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go grabbing ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Say you're not meeting and have 1 or none public pics on profile, you're welcome lads

That's how I entice the menfolk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Say you're not meeting and have 1 or none public pics on profile, you're welcome lads

That's how I entice the menfolk.

I’ve been flirting with that pie to be honest I’m fucking starving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take a picture of a sky remote in a compromising position.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Say you're not meeting and have 1 or none public pics on profile, you're welcome lads

That's how I entice the menfolk.

I’ve been flirting with that pie to be honest I’m fucking starving

My pie brings all the boys to the yard.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Piece of piss. Get into a relationship with another forumite, you become all kindsa irresistible and an instant fanny magnet "

Not true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Say you're not meeting and have 1 or none public pics on profile, you're welcome lads

That's how I entice the menfolk.

I’ve been flirting with that pie to be honest I’m fucking starving

My pie brings all the boys to the yard."

Steak and kidney?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take a picture of a sky remote in a compromising position.

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if sky remotes could file sexual harassment law suits we’d be fucked

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

Have as many pics of your dick in all different angles, say your looking for 18 to 99 and that you must be discreet

Don't forget to add a public toilet pic too

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