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By *ezebel OP   Woman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Dinner in the hotel resaurant tonight, having coffee and the group on the table next to me insisted I joined them, so fighting my usual anti-social tendencies I agree...

Real set of annoying buggers who now want to meet for dinner every evening and 'will catch up with me for breakfast'....

So how am I getting out of that one then folks??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Room service

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

maybe if u sat with ur legs closed and top buttoned up u wouldnt be inviting so easy.....TaRt!

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Sleep in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check out and move hotel!! Or talk utter Pish right through breakfast and theyll no ask u back

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

change hotels ?

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By *ezebel OP   Woman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"Room service"

Just checked the room service menu - hotdogs and chips for a week?

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you


"Dinner in the hotel resaurant tonight, having coffee and the group on the table next to me insisted I joined them, so fighting my usual anti-social tendencies I agree...

Real set of annoying buggers who now want to meet for dinner every evening and 'will catch up with me for breakfast'....

So how am I getting out of that one then folks?? "
oo poor you,one of the reasons i wont go on holiday alone,i dread getting stuck with some one like that

good luck with that,

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By *ezebel OP   Woman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"maybe if u sat with ur legs closed and top buttoned up u wouldnt be inviting so easy.....TaRt!"

I try

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I am sorry but I forgot to tell you when eating that I have shingles...

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By *ezebel OP   Woman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"I am sorry but I forgot to tell you when eating that I have shingles... "

Yessss! Give the girl a gold star, I think might be the one...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Dinner in the hotel resaurant tonight, having coffee and the group on the table next to me insisted I joined them, so fighting my usual anti-social tendencies I agree...

Real set of annoying buggers who now want to meet for dinner every evening and 'will catch up with me for breakfast'....

So how am I getting out of that one then folks?? "
buy a whoopee cushion or eat shit loads of sprouts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask them who's first to fuck!?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

You could say your awaiting a business call and they ring same time everynigyt so unfortunaty you wont be able to join them for dinner in the future

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By *ezebel OP   Woman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"

So how am I getting out of that one then folks?? buy a whoopee cushion or eat shit loads of sprouts? "

Ill keep that as Plan B

One of the women asked me what my goals were whilst I was here, and what did I want to achieve during my visit

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"

So how am I getting out of that one then folks?? buy a whoopee cushion or eat shit loads of sprouts?

Ill keep that as Plan B

One of the women asked me what my goals were whilst I was here, and what did I want to achieve during my visit "
Oh god..one of them......

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By *ezebel OP   Woman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"

One of the women asked me what my goals were whilst I was here, and what did I want to achieve during my visit Oh god..one of them...... "

Yep, say no more...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

develop really bad table manners...or find out what there politics are and go the opposite way..or play the mental health card...no one likes a crazy at the dinner table...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

absolutely pretend u have amnesia, continually get everyones names wrong,make annoying loud eating sounds, and eat with ur mouth open when u speak...try ur best to spit bits,fart,make snide comments about the females age/fashion, do a crazy over the top snorty laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dinner in the hotel resaurant tonight, having coffee and the group on the table next to me insisted I joined them, so fighting my usual anti-social tendencies I agree...

Real set of annoying buggers who now want to meet for dinner every evening and 'will catch up with me for breakfast'....

So how am I getting out of that one then folks?? "

your not, you past the line of no return when you joined them first time

you want me to come and join you as your lesbian lover lol

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By *ezebel OP   Woman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"absolutely pretend u have amnesia, continually get everyones names wrong,make annoying loud eating sounds, and eat with ur mouth open when u speak...try ur best to spit bits,fart,make snide comments about the females age/fashion, do a crazy over the top snorty laugh

"

So just act normal then...

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By *am sampsonMan
over a year ago

cwmbran

Just tell them you want to eat on your own - and then click the block button

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

say uve far too many clients to get through tonite...however will fit them in for £300

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By *ezebel OP   Woman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"

So how am I getting out of that one then folks??

your not, you past the line of no return when you joined them first time

you want me to come and join you as your lesbian lover lol"

Dinner is at 7.30

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have the best one

You are waiting for your five friends who are also Jehovah witnesses and you ae all going to go from room to room....

Then count till five and one will say oh dam forgot I'm giving blood tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"absolutely pretend u have amnesia, continually get everyones names wrong,make annoying loud eating sounds, and eat with ur mouth open when u speak...try ur best to spit bits,fart,make snide comments about the females age/fashion, do a crazy over the top snorty laugh

So just act normal then..."

OMG..my friends have just texted me...this is amazing....its a small world after all...they are saying they are inviting this woman to join with them in a hotel for meals...and shes actually quite irritating, but is providing them with sniggering laughs!!!!

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By *ezebel OP   Woman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"

So just act normal then...

OMG..my friends have just texted me...this is amazing....its a small world after all...they are saying they are inviting this woman to join with them in a hotel for meals...and shes actually quite irritating, but is providing them with sniggering laughs!!!!"

Please dont tell me its the camp South African guy who has given me his total annual sale projections and an outline of his tax return

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol


"absolutely pretend u have amnesia, continually get everyones names wrong,make annoying loud eating sounds, and eat with ur mouth open when u speak...try ur best to spit bits,fart,make snide comments about the females age/fashion, do a crazy over the top snorty

So just act normal then...

lol .. luv it

OMG..my friends have just texted me...this is amazing....its a small world after all...they are saying they are inviting this woman to join with them in a hotel for meals...and shes actually quite irritating, but is providing them with sniggering laughs!!!!"

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Room service

Just checked the room service menu - hotdogs and chips for a week? "

And that's a bad thing??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say, sorry, however, I have other plans now.

See you when I see you next.

I must give out some kind of air, as I never get invited to join in when I dine alone in a hotel restaurant.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I would say, sorry, however, I have other plans now.

See you when I see you next.

I must give out some kind of air, as I never get invited to join in when I dine alone in a hotel restaurant.

"

I have one friend I have travelled repeatedly with. We get on and know each other so well that we can happily ignore/be in our own world/read for hours in each other's company without taking offence.

We went to India together and after a total of thirteen hours in transit together we checked in, showered and went to eat. We had both been reading on the plane and were enjoying and deep into our books so we sat sown, looked at the menus, ordered, then I took the salt to prop my book open and she took the pepper. I finished my book first, she shortly after and without a word we swapped and continued to read and eat.

We paid the bill and toddled off to bed both happy and relaxed and ready to sleep the journey off, grateful we could behave like that and know neither of us misunderstood.

The next morning at breakfast my friend nipped outside for a fag and a woman approached me and in a very sympathetic tone invited me to take my meals with her and her family since "your friend is being so awful to you"!!!

I don't think she expected the snorting, spluttering and sniggering

She certainly didn't expect the glee with which I told my friend that she was being mean to me!

I obviously give out a meek and defenceless air as people often want to take me under their wing without realising that my true nature is very much at odds with their perception of me!

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