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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Apologies to whoever was behind me in the gym this morning as I was somewhat farty

Who would you like to apologise to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m sorry to the guy at the tesco petrol station last night when I had to reverse out of one pump and go over to the one that wasn’t just pay at pump. Think he was waiting to go into the one I went to.

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1Woman
over a year ago

Your basement, Cuntsville

I'm sorry to the woman at my work yesterday that didn't see that the 'out' door was wide open and chose to walk into the window next to it (this happens alot) and gave us a good giggle

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Apologies to whoever was behind me in the gym this morning as I was somewhat farty

Who would you like to apologise to? "

There's always lots of farty bums at the gym, it's the protein shakes

I'm sorry to my boss for being really ill last week and not working.

She has the right hump with me now and has barely looked at me let alone said anything other than you can go now the past 2 days

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Apologies to whoever was behind me in the gym this morning as I was somewhat farty

Who would you like to apologise to? "

Madam, I do not accept your apology!

You put me off my set and additionally blew my towel a good twenty feet away into the treadmill section

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not the Nirvana thread I hoped it was. My apologies.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

To my boss for getting nothing done today.

In my defence though, I’m waiting for people to do their jobs and they’re on holiday, so I’ve done what I can

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

To the guy who was interested in the car I bought. Sorry mate but ‘yes I am buying it’

I got to it first

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I’m sorry to the guy at the tesco petrol station last night when I had to reverse out of one pump and go over to the one that wasn’t just pay at pump. Think he was waiting to go into the one I went to. "

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By *nkforthekinkMan
over a year ago

london/fareham/brighton

I’d like to apologise to absolutely no body!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apologies to whoever was behind me in the gym this morning as I was somewhat farty

Who would you like to apologise to?

There's always lots of farty bums at the gym, it's the protein shakes

I'm sorry to my boss for being really ill last week and not working.

She has the right hump with me now and has barely looked at me let alone said anything other than you can go now the past 2 days"

I’m sorry to your boss too because when I read that my first thought was ew you mean bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to apologise to my cat.....ive just sat on him!

Sorry Kevin, mummy and her fat bum love you lots really!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Apologies to whoever was behind me in the gym this morning as I was somewhat farty

Who would you like to apologise to?

There's always lots of farty bums at the gym, it's the protein shakes

I'm sorry to my boss for being really ill last week and not working.

She has the right hump with me now and has barely looked at me let alone said anything other than you can go now the past 2 days

I’m sorry to your boss too because when I read that my first thought was ew you mean bitch

Me or her?

She's treating me like spawn of Satan and I'm never off ill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apologies to whoever was behind me in the gym this morning as I was somewhat farty

Who would you like to apologise to?

There's always lots of farty bums at the gym, it's the protein shakes

I'm sorry to my boss for being really ill last week and not working.

She has the right hump with me now and has barely looked at me let alone said anything other than you can go now the past 2 days

I’m sorry to your boss too because when I read that my first thought was ew you mean bitch

Me or her?

She's treating me like spawn of Satan and I'm never off ill"

... omg I meant herrrr

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

I apologise to the man I kicked in the swimming pool this afternoon.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I'm sorry to the woman at my work yesterday that didn't see that the 'out' door was wide open and chose to walk into the window next to it (this happens alot) and gave us a good giggle

Oh I would have laughed too

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Apologies to whoever was behind me in the gym this morning as I was somewhat farty

Who would you like to apologise to?

There's always lots of farty bums at the gym, it's the protein shakes

I'm sorry to my boss for being really ill last week and not working.

She has the right hump with me now and has barely looked at me let alone said anything other than you can go now the past 2 days

I’m sorry to your boss too because when I read that my first thought was ew you mean bitch

Me or her?

She's treating me like spawn of Satan and I'm never off ill

... omg I meant herrrr"

Was checking just in case

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Apologies to whoever was behind me in the gym this morning as I was somewhat farty

Who would you like to apologise to?

There's always lots of farty bums at the gym, it's the protein shakes

I'm sorry to my boss for being really ill last week and not working.

She has the right hump with me now and has barely looked at me let alone said anything other than you can go now the past 2 days"

Hope you are feeling betterer

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

"Not the Nirvana thread I hoped it was. My apologies."

That’s what I came here for too

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Apologies to whoever was behind me in the gym this morning as I was somewhat farty

Who would you like to apologise to?

Madam, I do not accept your apology!

You put me off my set and additionally blew my towel a good twenty feet away into the treadmill section

Sorry not sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I apologise for still been in the furom even though nobody fancies me.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Apologies to whoever was behind me in the gym this morning as I was somewhat farty

Who would you like to apologise to?

There's always lots of farty bums at the gym, it's the protein shakes

I'm sorry to my boss for being really ill last week and not working.

She has the right hump with me now and has barely looked at me let alone said anything other than you can go now the past 2 days

Hope you are feeling betterer

I am indeed, thank you for asking

It was my second jab that made me really ill. One of the unlucky ones unfortunately because most are ok but I had a temp of over 38 with no energy at all and a headache that felt like my brain was going to explode and that lasted from the Sunday through to Saturday. I did need a rest though so that's a bonus

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Never mind op, "better out than in!"

I'd like to apologise for adding to the ozone depletion layer, as I had stuffing with my chicken dinner!

Stuffing is nice but gets me well farty! Perhaps you should start a "FARTY NPARTY!?"

Not quite sure of the logistics though......

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I apologise to the man I kicked in the swimming pool this afternoon. "

While swimming or just because?

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

That shoul have been "farty Party".

Can't type for shit today? Hope I'm not getting RSI?

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I sincerely want to apologise to the guy's at the car hire place when I dropped the van back today, I had been shifting furniture all day and was probably stinking to high heaven, I imagine smelled like a tramp's foot.

Sorry about that.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Not the Nirvana thread I hoped it was. My apologies."

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