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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you had a big dick for a day what would you do with it

Ladies and Gents ?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Start a thread about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

see if it was big enough to push backwards and fuck my own arse with it.

or failing that, play a game of doughnuts Px

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Chop it off, a big dick is not required

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"see if it was big enough to push backwards and fuck my own arse with it.

or failing that, play a game of doughnuts Px "

What's this game of doughnuts ?

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

Post a thousand and one pictures of it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Chop it off, a big dick is not required "

Rather extreme, but what ever floats your boat I suppose

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Measure it with a sky remote of course.

There. Now you’re covered.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Take it the circus

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Chop it off, a big dick is not required

Rather extreme, but what ever floats your boat I suppose"

You should do it, that huge dick of yours must really get in the way. I just suck mine up inside of me so it's not a issue

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Chop it off, a big dick is not required

Rather extreme, but what ever floats your boat I suppose

You should do it, that huge dick of yours must really get in the way. I just suck mine up inside of me so it's not a issue "

Wearing underwear is rather uncomfortable I must admit, that's why if chosen not to

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Chop it off, a big dick is not required

Rather extreme, but what ever floats your boat I suppose

You should do it, that huge dick of yours must really get in the way. I just suck mine up inside of me so it's not a issue

Wearing underwear is rather uncomfortable I must admit, that's why if chosen not to "

I don't do that just in case there's a tiny hole in what I'm wearing and I end up flashing everyone. I could just say it's just a small pencil though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The size of the cock would be irrelevant to me as I wouldn't know any difference between sizes as I have never had a cock attached to me before.

I would want to touch it and make it hard and cum, receive a blow job and fuck with it and make it cum. Have a stand up pee, and sit and watch telly with my hand down my pants. All the usual really.

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d tell him that he should stop being one whilst he was with me for the day!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The windmill, cool her down after a good session!

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

I'd probably injure myself by sitting on it

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

I'd play endlessly with it. With all different textured things and different consistency's of moist products

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Go about my day as normal because it's just a dick. It's not special, be it micro penis, or the world's largest whale penis. It's still just a dick.

I've done exceptionally well with my average penis. I'm far from defined by it, so why should I care?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Go about my day as normal because it's just a dick. It's not special, be it micro penis, or the world's largest whale penis. It's still just a dick.

I've done exceptionally well with my average penis. I'm far from defined by it, so why should I care?"

I agree and same here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Measure it with a sky remote of course.

There. Now you’re covered. "

I was gonna say I'll have to get sky tv I suppose.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I’d probably lock him in a room as I couldn’t be arsed listening to him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would place it on a sky remote make it disappear, then make sure every woman I came across (ooo urr) was told I could rock their world with my cock. Finally start a thread about it but never (and this is the important bit) show anyone my huge penis, just keep them wanting more.

Gosh its exhausting to have a big willy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The same thing we do every night pinky

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'd look into cock reduction surgery.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I would place it on a sky remote make it disappear, then make sure every woman I came across (ooo urr) was told I could rock their world with my cock. Finally start a thread about it but never (and this is the important bit) show anyone my huge penis, just keep them wanting more.

Gosh its exhausting to have a big willy "

He can't hide his at all though, it's really that big that if he gets excited people start losing WiFi connection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whack it against inanimate objects

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Spend all day fucking a flashlight till my cock held up it’s hands and said “woah there, that’s enough for one day”.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Spend all day fucking a flashlight till my cock held up it’s hands and said “woah there, that’s enough for one day”."

Why a flashlight, fleshlights are better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got one already lol

Joke

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales


"Spend all day fucking a flashlight till my cock held up it’s hands and said “woah there, that’s enough for one day”.

Why a flashlight, fleshlights are better "

I can’t even blame autocorrect for that one!

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By *eachPreacherMan
over a year ago

Kent/London

I couldn't fathom what it would be like to have a big dick for a day...

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I'd get in touch with some size queens. That's about it really. I have no desire for a big dick. I'm happy with what I've got. Luke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd do a helicopter with it and then have a wank.

Just being honest lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve always wanted to know what it’s like to have a blow job, I think it must be pretty awesome to be buried deep inside a warm wet mouth and throat

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Sell it to B & Q as a "draft excluder" in the winter months!

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Sorry, I meant "draught" - it's the hot weather, it made me go American for a few secs...

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I’ve always wanted to know what it’s like to have a blow job, I think it must be pretty awesome to be buried deep inside a warm wet mouth and throat "

It’s amazing angel. Now get back on topic with something about a massive cock.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Spend all day fucking a flashlight till my cock held up it’s hands and said “woah there, that’s enough for one day”.

Why a flashlight, fleshlights are better

I can’t even blame autocorrect for that one! "

Well you could do but

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd do a helicopter with it and then have a wank.

Just being honest lol"

I do actually have a video of a helicopter of it soft, when I let go and it drops down its mental swinging like pendulum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you had a big dick for a day what would you do with it

Ladies and Gents ?"

What would you do with it OP ?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Id chop two inches of so i could get a decent blowjob

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you had a big dick for a day what would you do with it

Ladies and Gents ?

What would you do with it OP ?"

Remind him of his worth and tell him to stay away from those that do not deserve him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just how big are we talking here?

I mean there's big and there's BIG....

If we're talking huge then I'd want to go medieval jousting with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you had a big dick for a day what would you do with it

Ladies and Gents ?

What would you do with it OP ?

Remind him of his worth and tell him to stay away from those that do not deserve him "

Oh, I thought you already had a big one.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Id chop two inches of so i could get a decent blowjob"

You win

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Just how big are we talking here?

I mean there's big and there's BIG....

If we're talking huge then I'd want to go medieval jousting with it. "

You could use it like a 3rd leg when your legs get tired also

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you had a big dick for a day what would you do with it

Ladies and Gents ?

What would you do with it OP ?

Remind him of his worth and tell him to stay away from those that do not deserve him

Oh, I thought you already had a big one."

Did I say I didn't ?

Once upon a time he went anywhere and everywhere

Nower days he's realised that worth and won't settle for less than he deserves

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By *arriLadMan
over a year ago

North West

I'd dip it in glow paint and wave it around doing lightsabre sounds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just how big are we talking here?

I mean there's big and there's BIG....

If we're talking huge then I'd want to go medieval jousting with it.

You could use it like a 3rd leg when your legs get tired also "

Valid.

Land speed record attempt THEN jousting for me.

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

See how many cock puppets I could make with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ogueAngelMan
over a year ago

Near Bath / Bristol

Get up, shower, have some breakfast, go to work... just a standard day really.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Just how big are we talking here?

I mean there's big and there's BIG....

If we're talking huge then I'd want to go medieval jousting with it.

You could use it like a 3rd leg when your legs get tired also

Valid.

Land speed record attempt THEN jousting for me. "

Oh you can't run with it, too big for that and you would end up with burns. That's the problem with having a huge one. That and finding somewhere to stick it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just how big are we talking here?

I mean there's big and there's BIG....

If we're talking huge then I'd want to go medieval jousting with it.

You could use it like a 3rd leg when your legs get tired also

Valid.

Land speed record attempt THEN jousting for me.

Oh you can't run with it, too big for that and you would end up with burns. That's the problem with having a huge one. That and finding somewhere to stick it "

I can think of one place to stick it since you keep changing the bloody rules...

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Just how big are we talking here?

I mean there's big and there's BIG....

If we're talking huge then I'd want to go medieval jousting with it.

You could use it like a 3rd leg when your legs get tired also

Valid.

Land speed record attempt THEN jousting for me.

Oh you can't run with it, too big for that and you would end up with burns. That's the problem with having a huge one. That and finding somewhere to stick it

I can think of one place to stick it since you keep changing the bloody rules...

"

I don't make the rules buddy

OP can help as he really likes big dicks, obsessed with them he is

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Use it as a rolling pin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twang it like a springy doorstop making 'badoink' noises

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just how big are we talking here?

I mean there's big and there's BIG....

If we're talking huge then I'd want to go medieval jousting with it.

You could use it like a 3rd leg when your legs get tired also

Valid.

Land speed record attempt THEN jousting for me.

Oh you can't run with it, too big for that and you would end up with burns. That's the problem with having a huge one. That and finding somewhere to stick it

I can think of one place to stick it since you keep changing the bloody rules...

I don't make the rules buddy

OP can help as he really likes big dicks, obsessed with them he is "

Well someone's getting it - I've only got this for a day

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Just how big are we talking here?

I mean there's big and there's BIG....

If we're talking huge then I'd want to go medieval jousting with it.

You could use it like a 3rd leg when your legs get tired also

Valid.

Land speed record attempt THEN jousting for me.

Oh you can't run with it, too big for that and you would end up with burns. That's the problem with having a huge one. That and finding somewhere to stick it

I can think of one place to stick it since you keep changing the bloody rules...

I don't make the rules buddy

OP can help as he really likes big dicks, obsessed with them he is

Well someone's getting it - I've only got this for a day"

Just get it out and walk proudly down the street beating your chest and shouting out I have a huge penis and it needs a place to keep warm

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