FabSwingers.com forum: Dumb question of the day and what's the dumbest you've been asked?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Today a work colleague asked me what I'm doing tomorrow Night, I replied "Dogging"

He looked at me for a minute then asked "Do you actually need a dog for that?"

I just groaned....

Whats the dumbest question you've been asked?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

After asking how my day has been and getting the reply "crap" some numpty decides to ask me if I'm anywhere nice...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm usually the one asking he dumb questions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last year mrs dlt dyed her hair blue,and I'm talking BLUE,and some maniac asked if her collar matched her cuffs

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By *ake and JulesCouple
over a year ago

Donny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Last year mrs dlt dyed her hair blue,and I'm talking BLUE,and some maniac asked if her collar matched her cuffs

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what a muppet lol..... Do they though? Lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Last year mrs dlt dyed her hair blue,and I'm talking BLUE,and some maniac asked if her collar matched her cuffs

what a muppet lol..... Do they though? Lol"
bet a muppets collar n cuff match

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Last year mrs dlt dyed her hair blue,and I'm talking BLUE,and some maniac asked if her collar matched her cuffs

what a muppet lol..... Do they though? Lolbet a muppets collar n cuff match

Fozzies do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Last year mrs dlt dyed her hair blue,and I'm talking BLUE,and some maniac asked if her collar matched her cuffs

what a muppet lol..... Do they though? Lolbet a muppets collar n cuff match

Fozzies do

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they certainly do lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Last year mrs dlt dyed her hair blue,and I'm talking BLUE,and some maniac asked if her collar matched her cuffs

what a muppet lol..... Do they though? Lolbet a muppets collar n cuff match

Fozzies do

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you been peeking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the question was 'can i see some ID please'

Id just driven my car into a garage and filled up with petrol and got asked for ID to purchase a packet of fags for a friend.

That was back when the law was 16 to smoke

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Last year mrs dlt dyed her hair blue,and I'm talking BLUE,and some maniac asked if her collar matched her cuffs

what a muppet lol..... Do they though? Lolbet a muppets collar n cuff match

Fozzies do

you been peeking?

Possibly...

Been googling and perving Fozzy pics for old times sake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" miss I'm at the bottom of the page, what shall I do ?"

" carry on writing on the table, but do it in pencil so you can erase any mistakes! "

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By *acktilMan
over a year ago

Tewkesbury

Does it hurt, when shot in the leg! Doh of course it fxxking hurt.

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By *exki11enWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

When you tell someone you're going on holiday.

"Oh, are you going anywhere nice"?

No - I thought i'd book a week in a dump

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By *exki11enWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

And when your mom used to ask if "you want a slap"!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Do i sleep upside down

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

"Last year mrs dlt dyed her hair blue,and I'm talking BLUE,and some maniac asked if her collar matched her cuffs

what a muppet lol..... Do they though? Lol"

Are we going to get an answer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have i changed my mobile No recently? after my repling to a text just sent..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do i sleep upside down

WTF??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have i changed my mobile No recently? after my repling to a text just sent..

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lmao

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Do i sleep upside down

WTF??"
Yes ..i put it in a forum post ages ago..i think people thought i was serious ...go figure!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do i sleep upside down

WTF??Yes ..i put it in a forum post ages ago..i think people thought i was serious ...go figure!

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crazy lol

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

"Do i sleep upside down

WTF??Yes ..i put it in a forum post ages ago..i think people thought i was serious ...go figure!

crazy lol"

Well

Do you?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Do i sleep upside down

WTF??Yes ..i put it in a forum post ages ago..i think people thought i was serious ...go figure!

crazy lol

Well

Do you?"
depends if the OH hogties me or not

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Simple yes or no would have done

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Simple yes or no would have done"
I dont do simple.....need i say more?

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

Although not a question, it left me speechless.

I work in a restaurant, and we had a group of guys from the bank across the road come in for lunch.

1 asks for gammon steak, but cooked rare. I apologised, and said it couldn't be cooked rare, it had to be cooked thoroughly.

The young lad asked me why?

I went on to explain, because it is pork, and as pork is a white meat, if not cooked correctly, it can cause food poisoning.

He looked at me, and said "shit. Really? I'm not allowed to eat pork for religious reasons."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whilst walking across a compound in Iraq with an lr96 rifle I was asked by a yank if I knew where the sniper was

Did the ghille suit and big rifle with scope not hold a clue

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

I had a woman on here ask me what I was looking for

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

"Simple yes or no would have doneI dont do simple.....need i say more?

You can't remember can you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Although not a question, it left me speechless.

I work in a restaurant, and we had a group of guys from the bank across the road come in for lunch.

1 asks for gammon steak, but cooked rare. I apologised, and said it couldn't be cooked rare, it had to be cooked thoroughly.

The young lad asked me why?

I went on to explain, because it is pork, and as pork is a white meat, if not cooked correctly, it can cause food poisoning.

He looked at me, and said "shit. Really? I'm not allowed to eat pork for religious reasons."

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fpmsl

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Simple yes or no would have doneI dont do simple.....need i say more?

You can't remember can you?

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yes its you being simple

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

What was the question again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yesterday, overheard in a supermarket Q in front of me:

"Would you like any cashback?"

"Yes please £10"

"How much will that cost btw?"

"£10 !"

I kid you not - lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yesterday, overheard in a supermarket Q in front of me:

"Would you like any cashback?"

"Yes please £10"

"How much will that cost btw?"

"£10 !"

I kid you not - lol"

They may have thought there was a charge for the cashback service?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whos coat is that jacket

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When I was on a cruise I got asked the following 2 stupid questions:

What time is the midnight buffet?

"erm midnight!"

And

Do the crew eat on board?

"No, a floating McDonalds comes alongside and they eat there!"

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By *onboy777Man
over a year ago

Newark

After closing a road off with cones and a ROAD CLOSED sign being asked by mororists "is it closed ?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was watching the film 127 hours with my wife at the time, she asked me after the guy gets his hand stuck "how long is he down there for" errrrrm I'm gonna hazard a guess at 127 Hours!!! To which she replies wow. Mental

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And when your mom used to ask if "you want a slap"! "

Or do you want another one. No thank you the first had done the job mother

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And when your mom used to ask if "you want a slap"!

Or do you want another one. No thank you the first had done the job mother"
stop taking me back to my childhood lol

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By *stwoforfun2Couple
over a year ago

South Suffolk Area

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By *stwoforfun2Couple
over a year ago

South Suffolk Area

Many years ago I was a trainee manager for my local Standard Motorist Centre.

A young guy came in and asked "Do you cut keys here?" "yes" I replied, "oh great" he said back "could you cut me a 1/4 inch allen key please"

lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Many years ago I was a trainee manager for my local Standard Motorist Centre.

A young guy came in and asked "Do you cut keys here?" "yes" I replied, "oh great" he said back "could you cut me a 1/4 inch allen key please"

lol

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what a tit lol

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By *ustyAngelWoman
over a year ago

gloucester

Was in ASDA, half price shoe sale was on. I wanted a CD i got stuck behind a guy in a wheelchair & his GF arguing with the customer service lady because they only wanted to buy the right hand shoe (guy only had 1 leg) when they were told NO they asctually asked if they could recommend a store that would only sell on shoe.

best part is my mate thought there argument was valid & was really sorry they had to buy 2 shoes at half price (maybe there should be an online shoe exchange )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every Easter on the Wirral they have the bikers charity egg run. My friend turned to me and asked "why are they dressed as bunnies?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do you like sucking cocks.

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