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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've just poured a glass of wine, now all these tidy flies have appeared from nowhere!!

Little shits are after my wine!!

How dare they

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

quick run for cover....

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

id be catching the lil buggers and making em cough my wine back up !!! pmsl!

btw naughty step for you for the unforgivable sin of spilling wine !!! tut tut ! lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just poured a glass of wine, now all these tidy flies have appeared from nowhere!!

Little shits are after my wine!!

How dare they "

Could be worse - they could be untidy flies!

Think of the mess they'd make!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've just poured a glass of wine, now all these tidy flies have appeared from nowhere!!

Little shits are after my wine!!

How dare they

Could be worse - they could be untidy flies!

Think of the mess they'd make!! "

darn predicted text!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"id be catching the lil buggers and making em cough my wine back up !!! pmsl!

btw naughty step for you for the unforgivable sin of spilling wine !!! tut tut ! lol x"

Pmsl... Im just drinking faster!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"quick run for cover.... "

I think one has actually just bit me

Think its vodka time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

quick! gimme a blowjob!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"id be catching the lil buggers and making em cough my wine back up !!! pmsl!

btw naughty step for you for the unforgivable sin of spilling wine !!! tut tut ! lol x

Pmsl... Im just drinking faster!! "

Here's a tip! Just piece a hole in the screwcap (not that I'm saying your not quaffing 85 Chablis - but lets face it - decent wine comes in screw caps too now!) and place a straw through said hole!

Hey presto - no flies in the wine!

And when you get 2/3 rds of the way down - just add another straw!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"id be catching the lil buggers and making em cough my wine back up !!! pmsl!

btw naughty step for you for the unforgivable sin of spilling wine !!! tut tut ! lol x

Pmsl... Im just drinking faster!!

Here's a tip! Just piece a hole in the screwcap (not that I'm saying your not quaffing 85 Chablis - but lets face it - decent wine comes in screw caps too now!) and place a straw through said hole!

Hey presto - no flies in the wine!

And when you get 2/3 rds of the way down - just add another straw! "

Hey clever boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"id be catching the lil buggers and making em cough my wine back up !!! pmsl!

btw naughty step for you for the unforgivable sin of spilling wine !!! tut tut ! lol x

Pmsl... Im just drinking faster!!

Here's a tip! Just piece a hole in the screwcap (not that I'm saying your not quaffing 85 Chablis - but lets face it - decent wine comes in screw caps too now!) and place a straw through said hole!

Hey presto - no flies in the wine!

And when you get 2/3 rds of the way down - just add another straw!

Hey clever boy "

Not just a pretty....... No hang on - said that earlier and it got me in trouble!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"id be catching the lil buggers and making em cough my wine back up !!! pmsl!

btw naughty step for you for the unforgivable sin of spilling wine !!! tut tut ! lol x

Pmsl... Im just drinking faster!!

Here's a tip! Just piece a hole in the screwcap (not that I'm saying your not quaffing 85 Chablis - but lets face it - decent wine comes in screw caps too now!) and place a straw through said hole!

Hey presto - no flies in the wine!

And when you get 2/3 rds of the way down - just add another straw!

Hey clever boy

Not just a pretty....... No hang on - said that earlier and it got me in trouble!! "

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"id be catching the lil buggers and making em cough my wine back up !!! pmsl!

btw naughty step for you for the unforgivable sin of spilling wine !!! tut tut ! lol x

Pmsl... Im just drinking faster!!

Here's a tip! Just piece a hole in the screwcap (not that I'm saying your not quaffing 85 Chablis - but lets face it - decent wine comes in screw caps too now!) and place a straw through said hole!

Hey presto - no flies in the wine!

And when you get 2/3 rds of the way down - just add another straw!

Hey clever boy

Not just a pretty....... No hang on - said that earlier and it got me in trouble!! "

clever dick aint you..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"id be catching the lil buggers and making em cough my wine back up !!! pmsl!

btw naughty step for you for the unforgivable sin of spilling wine !!! tut tut ! lol x

Pmsl... Im just drinking faster!!

Here's a tip! Just piece a hole in the screwcap (not that I'm saying your not quaffing 85 Chablis - but lets face it - decent wine comes in screw caps too now!) and place a straw through said hole!

Hey presto - no flies in the wine!

And when you get 2/3 rds of the way down - just add another straw!

Hey clever boy

Not just a pretty....... No hang on - said that earlier and it got me in trouble!!

clever dick aint you.. "

I refer you to yesterday's forum post!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Do you have any garden candles?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Never seen a fly drink blue nun before

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you have any garden candles?"

unfortunately no

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Never seen a fly drink blue nun before "

oh they haven't managed to drink any!!

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Do you have any garden candles?

unfortunately no"

I always keep a few in hand, even though I don't always need them... and it adds a nice mood to the garden.

As we approach the end of the summer season, you should find them being reduced in price....... it's a great time to stock up.

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

My take on it is ...

Your leaving it in the glass too long

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My take on it is ...

Your leaving it in the glass too long "

Hahaha that's a definite no no

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own


"I've just poured a glass of wine, now all these tidy flies have appeared from nowhere!!

Little shits are after my wine!!

How dare they

Could be worse - they could be untidy flies!

Think of the mess they'd make!! "

Thats just really made me giggle!

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