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Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.
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"Hi "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mystique. You're tonight's ¹st poster, stud. Congratulations! | |||
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"Evening Jimbo "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nell. Guess what. | |||
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mystique. You're tonight's ¹st poster, stud. Congratulations!"Thanks sexy beast | |||
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"Good evening Jim x" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kinkey. Happy Monday. x | |||
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"Good evening Jim x Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kinkey. Happy Monday. x" Happy Monday to you Jim and everyone else x | |||
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"Good evening Jim and all. Hope everyone enjoyed their Bank holiday. Went for my second jab this morning. "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to thee, GJB. That's great news.   | |||
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Evening Jim and everyone- I hope you all had a lovely long weekend
I've been out with a mate for ridiculously large delicious burgers and brownies and blondies - best 3some ever
I'm never eating again! | |||
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"Evening Jimbo
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nell. Guess what."What? The options are endless with this game, I could fill up the whole nocturnal thread on my own with guesses. | |||
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"Evening Jim Evening Perverts... I'm eating Melted Four Cheese Mix on Toast "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Grumpy. Four cheeses on toast, fantastic. | |||
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"Good evening Jim, hope all is fine & dandy with you "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Roxi. You're becoming quite the regular. I'm a dandy man. | |||
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mystique. You're tonight's ¹st poster, stud. Congratulations!
Thanks sexy beast " | |||
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"Evening Jim Evening Perverts... I'm eating Melted Four Cheese Mix on Toast
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Grumpy. Four cheeses on toast, fantastic."Oh it so was , I've just thus second finished and I now have an erection, it was that good  | |||
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"Evening, long time lurker first time poster. Did everyone enjoy their extra day off? " Gooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Blue. We like newbies here. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™. Smileyface | |||
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"Everyone say hello to Blue." Hello Blue | |||
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"I'm awake for the nocturnal thread yaaaay
Evening Jim and everyone- I hope you all had a lovely long weekend
I've been out with a mate for ridiculously large delicious burgers and brownies and blondies - best 3some ever
I'm never eating again!"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mary. It's good to have you onboard. Some burgers are so big, I don't know how people eat them. I'm glad you had a good Monday. Smileyface | |||
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"Everyone say hello to Blue." Good evening Blue x | |||
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"Evening Jimbo
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nell. Guess what.
What?
The options are endless with this game, I could fill up the whole nocturnal thread on my own with guesses."Haha. No purple blanket. | |||
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"Evening Illustrious Jim... Evening Assorted Perverts. How's y'all? "Can I be a liquorice alsorted pervert? | |||
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"Evening Jimbo
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nell. Guess what.
What?
The options are endless with this game, I could fill up the whole nocturnal thread on my own with guesses.
Haha. No purple blanket."Oh em gee! 
Where is the blanket? In the wash
I hope. 9 months of non-stop Burritoing must have made it a bit ripe smelling.... | |||
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"Alreeeeet Jim, checking in early tonight "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. That's more like it. Have you recovered from your Daving? | |||
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"Darlings "Hello! You're here! Reports of your demise were most upsetting. | |||
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"Evening Jim Evening Perverts... I'm eating Melted Four Cheese Mix on Toast
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Grumpy. Four cheeses on toast, fantastic.
Oh it so was , I've just thus second finished and I now have an erection, it was that good "I'm hard too. | |||
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"Darlings
Hello! You're here! Reports of your demise were most upsetting."I’m just a rascal that likes to keep you on your toes | |||
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"Darlings
JAMIE!  "HRH Jamie now | |||
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"Hey Jimerooski! Hey everyone else! I've gained lots of freckles this weekend "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. I need more information. How many freckles have you got? | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening all. How’s it hanging this evening Jim?" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, CC. To the left in my cut off jeans.  How are youuuuuuuuuuu? | |||
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"Hey Jimerooski! Hey everyone else! I've gained lots of freckles this weekend
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. I need more information. How many freckles have you got?" I did once try to count the number of freckles on a square inch of my arm. Couldn't do it.
I'm a fiercely freckled female. | |||
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"Evening Illustrious Jim... Evening Assorted Perverts. How's y'all?
Can I be a liquorice alsorted pervert?"Of course you can Wonko, are you here ? And of all of us, you're the most sorted. So liquorice you shall be!! | |||
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"Thanks Jim, good to be here "You're very welcome. Blue, do you like Betty Boo? | |||
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"Not present or correct  "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and 42, Wonko. I'll give you a present.  | |||
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"Evening Illustrious Jim... Evening Assorted Perverts. How's y'all? "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sprockett. I'm eminent. All of the perverts are covered. I'm good, I'm loving the warmer weather. How are you? | |||
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"Thanks Jim, good to be here
You're very welcome. Blue, do you like Betty Boo?"I suppose so, but I get the felling I'm missing a joke ha | |||
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"Here i am!! Is that two nights running?! Evening Jim + the other nocturnallers" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Midnight. I love it. | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening all. How’s it hanging this evening Jim? Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, CC. To the left in my cut off jeans. How are youuuuuuuuuuu?"We are fabulously splendiferous thanks Jim, can you tell me how cut off your jeans are? For scientific purposes of course. | |||
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"Did you have a good Monday Jim? X" It was lazy, but I enjoyed some evening sunshine. x | |||
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"Evening Illustrious Jim... Evening Assorted Perverts. How's y'all?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sprockett. I'm eminent.
All of the perverts are covered.
I'm good, I'm loving the warmer weather. How are you? "You've covered them in what, grass clippings ? I'm loving the warm weather. Theres people out there and some are rather tasty and they're not wearing much. | |||
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"Evening Jimbo
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nell. Guess what.
What?
The options are endless with this game, I could fill up the whole nocturnal thread on my own with guesses.
Haha. No purple blanket.
Oh em gee!
Where is the blanket? In the wash
I hope. 9 months of non-stop Burritoing must have made it a bit ripe smelling...."Haha. It's currently folded and sat next to me. It could probably do with going in the washing machine. | |||
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"Thanks Jim, good to be here
You're very welcome. Blue, do you like Betty Boo?
I suppose so, but I get the felling I'm missing a joke ha"Nah, you haven't. Jim just likes to rhyme a lot. The rest of us just talk shit. No rules here, just dip in & out when you feel like it xx | |||
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"Evening, long time lurker first time poster. Did everyone enjoy their extra day off? " Hiya Blue, I made it to the shop over the road and am gonna have a Chicken Makhani Masala in a bit  | |||
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"Darlings
Hello! You're here! Reports of your demise were most upsetting.
I’m just a rascal that likes to keep you on your toes "You can say that again. | |||
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"Thanks Jim, good to be here
You're very welcome. Blue, do you like Betty Boo?
I suppose so, but I get the felling I'm missing a joke ha
Nah, you haven't. Jim just likes to rhyme a lot.
The rest of us just talk shit. No rules here, just dip in & out when you feel like it xx"Ah ok, got it now. I'm a bit delayed, had a long day working  | |||
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"Darlings
JAMIE!
HRH Jamie now " | |||
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"Happy Monday Jim and all x " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. Happy Monday! x | |||
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"Hey Jimerooski! Hey everyone else! I've gained lots of freckles this weekend
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. I need more information. How many freckles have you got?
I did once try to count the number of freckles on a square inch of my arm. Couldn't do it.
I'm a fiercely freckled female. " | |||
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"Evening, long time lurker first time poster. Did everyone enjoy their extra day off? Hiya Blue, I made it to the shop over the road and am gonna have a Chicken Makhani Masala in a bit "Hey mate, like the slogan! | |||
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"Goodnight all, enjoy your nocturnal revels "Na night. x | |||
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"Thanks Jim, good to be here
You're very welcome. Blue, do you like Betty Boo?
I suppose so, but I get the felling I'm missing a joke ha"It's a very serious question. | |||
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"Goodnight all, enjoy your nocturnal revels "Night night Nell. It's been swell | |||
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"Goodnight all, enjoy your nocturnal revels
Night night Nell. It's been swell "I see what you did there! | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening all. How’s it hanging this evening Jim? Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, CC. To the left in my cut off jeans. How are youuuuuuuuuuu?
We are fabulously splendiferous thanks Jim, can you tell me how cut off your jeans are? For scientific purposes of course. "Wonderful. About ³ inches under the knee. | |||
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"Goodnight all, enjoy your nocturnal revels
Night night Nell. It's been swell
I see what you did there!"I did it before Jim did. He'll be cross with me now | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening all. How’s it hanging this evening Jim? Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, CC. To the left in my cut off jeans. How are youuuuuuuuuuu?
We are fabulously splendiferous thanks Jim, can you tell me how cut off your jeans are? For scientific purposes of course.
Wonderful. About ³ inches under the knee. "Both knees, as we're being scientific. | |||
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"Evening Illustrious Jim... Evening Assorted Perverts. How's y'all?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sprockett. I'm eminent.
All of the perverts are covered.
I'm good, I'm loving the warmer weather. How are you?
You've covered them in what, grass clippings ?
I'm loving the warm weather.
Theres people out there and some are rather tasty and they're not wearing much. "I didn't cover them, you did. But if I was to cover the assorted perverts. I'd cover them in spaff. | |||
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"Evening, long time lurker first time poster. Did everyone enjoy their extra day off? Hiya Blue, I made it to the shop over the road and am gonna have a Chicken Makhani Masala in a bit " | |||
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"Goodnight all, enjoy your nocturnal revels
Night night Nell. It's been swell
I see what you did there!
I did it before Jim did.
He'll be cross with me now "I could never be cross with you. | |||
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"Goodnight all, enjoy your nocturnal revels
Night night Nell. It's been swell
I see what you did there!
I did it before Jim did.
He'll be cross with me now
I could never be cross with you.
"Aw, JimJam
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"Alreeeeet Jim, checking in early tonight
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. That's more like it. Have you recovered from your Daving?"Just about, think he's got a sun burnt head though | |||
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"Good Eeeevening Jim. A quiet day for me. Stayed at home, sat out in the sun all afternoon in the back yard. It has 7' high walls, just a perfect suntrap. Tomorrow, I'm having my 1st face to face Pain Management consultation. Can't wait, as my hands hurt so much. How was your day?" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. Well you had been out and about the last few days. I wish I had seven. Oh that's good. Hopefully you'll get on top of the pain. Lazy, but I did take in some evening sunshine. | |||
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"Goodnight all, enjoy your nocturnal revels
Night night Nell. It's been swell
I see what you did there!
I did it before Jim did.
He'll be cross with me now
I could never be cross with you.
Aw, JimJam
It's only cos you're running off on me " | |||
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"Alreeeeet Jim, checking in early tonight
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. That's more like it. Have you recovered from your Daving?
Just about, think he's got a sun burnt head though "Get him a sunhat. | |||
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"Good evening Jim, hope all is fine & dandy with you
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Roxi. You're becoming quite the regular. I'm a dandy man. "I know!! It’s the lure of your evening threads | |||
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"Evening owls "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening,  . | |||
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"Evening Illustrious Jim... Evening Assorted Perverts. How's y'all?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sprockett. I'm eminent.
All of the perverts are covered.
I'm good, I'm loving the warmer weather. How are you?
You've covered them in what, grass clippings ?
I'm loving the warm weather.
Theres people out there and some are rather tasty and they're not wearing much.
I didn't cover them, you did. But if I was to cover the assorted perverts. I'd cover them in spaff.
"There were 83 replies on the thread at last count. That's a mighty load you'll need there Jim!! | |||
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"Good evening Jim, hope all is fine & dandy with you
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Roxi. You're becoming quite the regular. I'm a dandy man.
I know!! It’s the lure of your evening threads "Ayyyy. | |||
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"Evening Illustrious Jim... Evening Assorted Perverts. How's y'all?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sprockett. I'm eminent.
All of the perverts are covered.
I'm good, I'm loving the warmer weather. How are you?
You've covered them in what, grass clippings ?
I'm loving the warm weather.
Theres people out there and some are rather tasty and they're not wearing much.
I didn't cover them, you did. But if I was to cover the assorted perverts. I'd cover them in spaff.
There were 83 replies on the thread at last count. That's a mighty load you'll need there Jim!!
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I was just thinking tonight how I came on nocturnal first time. | |||
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"well hello there" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, oh my sHaRIF. | |||
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"Hey dear friend... I was just thinking tonight how I came on nocturnal first time. "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. What happened that night? | |||
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"Everyone sit up straight, The sHaRIF of Nottingham is here." I prefer them slouching. Good evenin Jimbob | |||
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"Hey dear friend... I was just thinking tonight how I came on nocturnal first time.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. What happened that night?"I was beautifully welcomed. I felt first time part of here. That I belonged. x | |||
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"Everyone sit up straight, The sHaRIF of Nottingham is here. I prefer them slouching. Good evenin Jimbob" Fair do's. | |||
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"Hey dear friend... I was just thinking tonight how I came on nocturnal first time.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. What happened that night?"Nocturnal went to bed a happy man | |||
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"Hey dear friend... I was just thinking tonight how I came on nocturnal first time.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. What happened that night?
I was beautifully welcomed. I felt first time part of here. That I belonged. x" | |||
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"Hey dear friend... I was just thinking tonight how I came on nocturnal first time.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. What happened that night?
Nocturnal went to bed a happy man "Hahahaha. | |||
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"Hey dear friend... I was just thinking tonight how I came on nocturnal first time.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. What happened that night?
Nocturnal went to bed a happy man "I'll take that compliment | |||
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"Hey dear friend... I was just thinking tonight how I came on nocturnal first time.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. What happened that night?
Nocturnal went to bed a happy man
Hahahaha."How dare you.
I make things better. Sometimes. | |||
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"Thanks Jim, good to be here
You're very welcome. Blue, do you like Betty Boo?
I suppose so, but I get the felling I'm missing a joke ha
It's a very serious question."He likes Doin' The do ^ | |||
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"Evening Illustrious Jim... Evening Assorted Perverts. How's y'all?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sprockett. I'm eminent.
All of the perverts are covered.
I'm good, I'm loving the warmer weather. How are you?
You've covered them in what, grass clippings ?
I'm loving the warm weather.
Theres people out there and some are rather tasty and they're not wearing much.
I didn't cover them, you did. But if I was to cover the assorted perverts. I'd cover them in spaff.
There were 83 replies on the thread at last count. That's a mighty load you'll need there Jim!!
I've had my Weetabix."You spaff Weetabix, wow. That's a party trick and a half !! | |||
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"Thanks Jim, good to be here
You're very welcome. Blue, do you like Betty Boo?
I suppose so, but I get the felling I'm missing a joke ha
It's a very serious question.
He likes Doin' The do ^ "I do! | |||
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"Evening Illustrious Jim... Evening Assorted Perverts. How's y'all?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sprockett. I'm eminent.
All of the perverts are covered.
I'm good, I'm loving the warmer weather. How are you?
You've covered them in what, grass clippings ?
I'm loving the warm weather.
Theres people out there and some are rather tasty and they're not wearing much.
I didn't cover them, you did. But if I was to cover the assorted perverts. I'd cover them in spaff.
There were 83 replies on the thread at last count. That's a mighty load you'll need there Jim!!
I've had my Weetabix.
You spaff Weetabix, wow. That's a party trick and a half !!"And difficult to clean up when it's dried. | |||
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"Evening Illustrious Jim... Evening Assorted Perverts. How's y'all?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sprockett. I'm eminent.
All of the perverts are covered.
I'm good, I'm loving the warmer weather. How are you?
You've covered them in what, grass clippings ?
I'm loving the warm weather.
Theres people out there and some are rather tasty and they're not wearing much.
I didn't cover them, you did. But if I was to cover the assorted perverts. I'd cover them in spaff.
There were 83 replies on the thread at last count. That's a mighty load you'll need there Jim!!
I've had my Weetabix.
You spaff Weetabix, wow. That's a party trick and a half !!
And difficult to clean up when it's dried."Yeah, I think I'd lick it whilst it was still warm and runny .... | |||
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"Evening owls
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, . "How was your bank holiday Monday Jim? | |||
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"Hey dear friend... I was just thinking tonight how I came on nocturnal first time. "Evening Rose xx | |||
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"Evening Illustrious Jim... Evening Assorted Perverts. How's y'all?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sprockett. I'm eminent.
All of the perverts are covered.
I'm good, I'm loving the warmer weather. How are you?
You've covered them in what, grass clippings ?
I'm loving the warm weather.
Theres people out there and some are rather tasty and they're not wearing much.
I didn't cover them, you did. But if I was to cover the assorted perverts. I'd cover them in spaff.
There were 83 replies on the thread at last count. That's a mighty load you'll need there Jim!!
I've had my Weetabix.
You spaff Weetabix, wow. That's a party trick and a half !!
And difficult to clean up when it's dried.
Yeah, I think I'd lick it whilst it was still warm and runny ...."That's the way to do it. | |||
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"Evening owls
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, .
How was your bank holiday Monday Jim?"It's been pleasant, thank you. How was your Monday day? | |||
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"Evening owls
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, .
How was your bank holiday Monday Jim?
It's been pleasant, thank you. How was your Monday day?"I've had a lovely day thanks xx | |||
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"Evening owls
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, .
How was your bank holiday Monday Jim?
It's been pleasant, thank you. How was your Monday day?
I've had a lovely day thanks xx"Splendid. x | |||
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"London calling.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna."How are you Jim. X | |||
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"Evening Illustrious Jim... Evening Assorted Perverts. How's y'all?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sprockett. I'm eminent.
All of the perverts are covered.
I'm good, I'm loving the warmer weather. How are you?
You've covered them in what, grass clippings ?
I'm loving the warm weather.
Theres people out there and some are rather tasty and they're not wearing much.
I didn't cover them, you did. But if I was to cover the assorted perverts. I'd cover them in spaff.
There were 83 replies on the thread at last count. That's a mighty load you'll need there Jim!!
I've had my Weetabix.
You spaff Weetabix, wow. That's a party trick and a half !!
And difficult to clean up when it's dried.
Yeah, I think I'd lick it whilst it was still warm and runny ....
That's the way to do it."Frequently and Enthusiastically. | |||
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"London calling.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna.
How are you Jim. X"I'm good. Loving the warmer temperature and listening Radio X. How was Monday? x | |||
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"Evening Illustrious Jim... Evening Assorted Perverts. How's y'all?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sprockett. I'm eminent.
All of the perverts are covered.
I'm good, I'm loving the warmer weather. How are you?
You've covered them in what, grass clippings ?
I'm loving the warm weather.
Theres people out there and some are rather tasty and they're not wearing much.
I didn't cover them, you did. But if I was to cover the assorted perverts. I'd cover them in spaff.
There were 83 replies on the thread at last count. That's a mighty load you'll need there Jim!!
I've had my Weetabix.
You spaff Weetabix, wow. That's a party trick and a half !!
And difficult to clean up when it's dried.
Yeah, I think I'd lick it whilst it was still warm and runny ....
That's the way to do it.
Frequently and Enthusiastically. "Yes! | |||
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"Alreeeeet Jim, checking in early tonight
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. That's more like it. Have you recovered from your Daving?
Just about, think he's got a sun burnt head though
Get him a sunhat."He's got plenty of hats, he just neglected to wear one  | |||
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"London calling.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna.
How are you Jim. X
I'm good. Loving the warmer temperature and listening Radio X. How was Monday? x"Its lovely weather jim
It was nice actually, we went for a lovely walk and got a fair bit of unpacking done. X | |||
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"Alreeeeet Jim, checking in early tonight
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. That's more like it. Have you recovered from your Daving?
Just about, think he's got a sun burnt head though
Get him a sunhat.
He's got plenty of hats, he just neglected to wear one "What a twonk. | |||
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"London calling.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna.
How are you Jim. X
I'm good. Loving the warmer temperature and listening Radio X. How was Monday? x
Its lovely weather jim
It was nice actually, we went for a lovely walk and got a fair bit of unpacking done. X" x | |||
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Come out of the cupboard, you boys and girls?"They've just put stuff in the cupboard! | |||
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"Jamie, yesterday my mum was in the back garden and heard what she thought was two cats fighting behind the fence. It wasn't two cats, it was two squirrels. One jumped on the fence, onto my mum's shoulder, jumped off my mum's shoulder and ran down the side of the house. Whilst being pursued by the other squirrel." Oh my fuck! Jim! Oh my! This is all so chaotic!
What were they squirrel squabbling over?!
Is it resolved?!
Is your mum in shock?!
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"Evening Illustrious Jim... Evening Assorted Perverts. How's y'all?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sprockett. I'm eminent.
All of the perverts are covered.
I'm good, I'm loving the warmer weather. How are you?
You've covered them in what, grass clippings ?
I'm loving the warm weather.
Theres people out there and some are rather tasty and they're not wearing much.
I didn't cover them, you did. But if I was to cover the assorted perverts. I'd cover them in spaff.
There were 83 replies on the thread at last count. That's a mighty load you'll need there Jim!!
I've had my Weetabix.
You spaff Weetabix, wow. That's a party trick and a half !!
And difficult to clean up when it's dried.
Yeah, I think I'd lick it whilst it was still warm and runny ....
That's the way to do it.
Frequently and Enthusiastically.
Yes! "Although lately, without opportunity to do either | |||
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"Hey dear friend... I was just thinking tonight how I came on nocturnal first time.
Evening Rose xx"Hey lovely | |||
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"Jamie, yesterday my mum was in the back garden and heard what she thought was two cats fighting behind the fence. It wasn't two cats, it was two squirrels. One jumped on the fence, onto my mum's shoulder, jumped off my mum's shoulder and ran down the side of the house. Whilst being pursued by the other squirrel. Oh my fuck! Jim! Oh my! This is all so chaotic!
What were they squirrel squabbling over?!
Is it resolved?!
Is your mum in shock?!
This is just "I know, I couldn't believe it. You don't expect to hear about a squirrel scrap from your mum on a Sunday. I don't know what they squabbling about. But the chaser wasn't happy, I know that much. My mum went after them down the side of the house. The garage door was open, she didn't want squirrels in her garage. Understandably. Both squirrels turned around and ran back the way they came. They were running so quickly that my mum didn't have time to mediate for them. Who knows if the squirrels issues have been dealt with. She's okay now. | |||
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"Evening Illustrious Jim... Evening Assorted Perverts. How's y'all?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sprockett. I'm eminent.
All of the perverts are covered.
I'm good, I'm loving the warmer weather. How are you?
You've covered them in what, grass clippings ?
I'm loving the warm weather.
Theres people out there and some are rather tasty and they're not wearing much.
I didn't cover them, you did. But if I was to cover the assorted perverts. I'd cover them in spaff.
There were 83 replies on the thread at last count. That's a mighty load you'll need there Jim!!
I've had my Weetabix.
You spaff Weetabix, wow. That's a party trick and a half !!
And difficult to clean up when it's dried.
Yeah, I think I'd lick it whilst it was still warm and runny ....
That's the way to do it.
Frequently and Enthusiastically.
Yes!
Although lately, without opportunity to do either "Get yourself to Morrisons. | |||
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"Evening Illustrious Jim... Evening Assorted Perverts. How's y'all?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sprockett. I'm eminent.
All of the perverts are covered.
I'm good, I'm loving the warmer weather. How are you?
You've covered them in what, grass clippings ?
I'm loving the warm weather.
Theres people out there and some are rather tasty and they're not wearing much.
I didn't cover them, you did. But if I was to cover the assorted perverts. I'd cover them in spaff.
There were 83 replies on the thread at last count. That's a mighty load you'll need there Jim!!
I've had my Weetabix.
You spaff Weetabix, wow. That's a party trick and a half !!
And difficult to clean up when it's dried.
Yeah, I think I'd lick it whilst it was still warm and runny ....
That's the way to do it.
Frequently and Enthusiastically.
Yes!
Although lately, without opportunity to do either
Get yourself to Morrisons."Wot? | |||
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"Evening Illustrious Jim... Evening Assorted Perverts. How's y'all?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sprockett. I'm eminent.
All of the perverts are covered.
I'm good, I'm loving the warmer weather. How are you?
You've covered them in what, grass clippings ?
I'm loving the warm weather.
Theres people out there and some are rather tasty and they're not wearing much.
I didn't cover them, you did. But if I was to cover the assorted perverts. I'd cover them in spaff.
There were 83 replies on the thread at last count. That's a mighty load you'll need there Jim!!
I've had my Weetabix.
You spaff Weetabix, wow. That's a party trick and a half !!
And difficult to clean up when it's dried.
Yeah, I think I'd lick it whilst it was still warm and runny ....
That's the way to do it.
Frequently and Enthusiastically.
Yes!
Although lately, without opportunity to do either
Get yourself to Morrisons.
Wot?"I can see that you're a Waitrose woman. Don't take any notice of me. | |||
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"Evening Illustrious Jim... Evening Assorted Perverts. How's y'all?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sprockett. I'm eminent.
All of the perverts are covered.
I'm good, I'm loving the warmer weather. How are you?
You've covered them in what, grass clippings ?
I'm loving the warm weather.
Theres people out there and some are rather tasty and they're not wearing much.
I didn't cover them, you did. But if I was to cover the assorted perverts. I'd cover them in spaff.
There were 83 replies on the thread at last count. That's a mighty load you'll need there Jim!!
I've had my Weetabix.
You spaff Weetabix, wow. That's a party trick and a half !!
And difficult to clean up when it's dried.
Yeah, I think I'd lick it whilst it was still warm and runny ....
That's the way to do it.
Frequently and Enthusiastically.
Yes!
Although lately, without opportunity to do either
Get yourself to Morrisons.
Wot?
I can see that you're a Waitrose woman. Don't take any notice of me."This is the western outpost of the Lake District, we don't have a Waitrose... It would scare the sheep!! | |||
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"May the nocturnal light be with you till the infinity & beyond. Love, Rose (as christened by Erect Jim) "There is a nocturnal light that never goes out. | |||
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"Evening Illustrious Jim... Evening Assorted Perverts. How's y'all?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sprockett. I'm eminent.
All of the perverts are covered.
I'm good, I'm loving the warmer weather. How are you?
You've covered them in what, grass clippings ?
I'm loving the warm weather.
Theres people out there and some are rather tasty and they're not wearing much.
I didn't cover them, you did. But if I was to cover the assorted perverts. I'd cover them in spaff.
There were 83 replies on the thread at last count. That's a mighty load you'll need there Jim!!
I've had my Weetabix.
You spaff Weetabix, wow. That's a party trick and a half !!
And difficult to clean up when it's dried.
Yeah, I think I'd lick it whilst it was still warm and runny ....
That's the way to do it.
Frequently and Enthusiastically.
Yes!
Although lately, without opportunity to do either
Get yourself to Morrisons.
Wot?
I can see that you're a Waitrose woman. Don't take any notice of me.
This is the western outpost of the Lake District, we don't have a Waitrose... It would scare the sheep!! " | |||
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"May the nocturnal light be with you till the infinity & beyond. Love, Rose (as christened by Erect Jim)
There is a nocturnal light that never goes out. "Can you tell me na night last time ? | |||
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"Jamie, yesterday my mum was in the back garden and heard what she thought was two cats fighting behind the fence. It wasn't two cats, it was two squirrels. One jumped on the fence, onto my mum's shoulder, jumped off my mum's shoulder and ran down the side of the house. Whilst being pursued by the other squirrel. Oh my fuck! Jim! Oh my! This is all so chaotic!
What were they squirrel squabbling over?!
Is it resolved?!
Is your mum in shock?!
This is just
I know, I couldn't believe it. You don't expect to hear about a squirrel scrap from your mum on a Sunday.
I don't know what they squabbling about. But the chaser wasn't happy, I know that much. My mum went after them down the side of the house. The garage door was open, she didn't want squirrels in her garage. Understandably. Both squirrels turned around and ran back the way they came. They were running so quickly that my mum didn't have time to mediate for them. Who knows if the squirrels issues have been dealt with.
She's okay now."This is all so much. I’m glad she’s well, now! Understandably is right, Jim. She can’t have then in her garage if they’re going to be scrabbling and scrapping. She can’t be referee for squirrel showdown all the time. Hopefully they come back. I have questions. What are you scrabbling about? You are squirrels my friends. What could you possibly have to be wound up over? | |||
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"May the nocturnal light be with you till the infinity & beyond. Love, Rose (as christened by Erect Jim)
There is a nocturnal light that never goes out.
Can you tell me na night last time ? "Na night. x | |||
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"May the nocturnal light be with you till the infinity & beyond. Love, Rose (as christened by Erect Jim)
There is a nocturnal light that never goes out.
Can you tell me na night last time ?
Na night. x"Night Jim | |||
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"White vibrators. Pinch your bum, it's the first of the month. Happy June. Babs will not be happy that you didn't say rabbits "I don't think she'll mind. | |||
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"Howdy ya'll" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. I think it's just you and me. | |||
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"Howdy ya'll Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. I think it's just you and me." saved the best for last | |||
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" nope ... I’m still lurking xx"as jim would tell me , there's always room | |||
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"Howdy ya'll Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. I think it's just you and me. saved the best for last" | |||
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"On this day 1975 Ronnie Wood joined The Rolling Stones." and he is a painter | |||
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" nope ... I’m still lurking xx as jim would tell me , there's always room"I've always got time for Kate. | |||
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" nope ... I’m still lurking xx"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kate. Where have you been my whole night? | |||
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"On this day 1975 Ronnie Wood joined The Rolling Stones. and he is a painter" Yes. I think he's a pretty good snooker player as well. | |||
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" nope ... I’m still lurking xx
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kate. Where have you been my whole night?"Hi lovely ... Mr is back away tomorrow  - I was just saying goodbye. A lot.
Seems there’s a few more lurkers on than you thought too | |||
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" "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yassy. Yasmeen, you pulled back your bow. And let your arrow go. x | |||
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"I am here as I can't sleep. " We will all be like zombies in the morning x | |||
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yassy. Yasmeen, you pulled back your bow. And let your arrow go. x"Xx cupid x | |||
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"I am here as I can't sleep. " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Inquisitive. We'll keep you company. Smileyface | |||
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" nope ... I’m still lurking xx
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kate. Where have you been my whole night?
Hi lovely ... Mr is back away tomorrow - I was just saying goodbye. A lot.
Seems there’s a few more lurkers on than you thought too "Haha, I don't blame you.
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hit. Smileyface" | |||
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"Good eveningggg Jimmy Your are tonight's 1 million poster x "Hahahaha. What do I win? x | |||
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"Good eveningggg Jimmy Your are tonight's 1 million poster x
Hahahaha. What do I win? x"Me x | |||
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