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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Why does Cheese taste way better melted ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese is only good on a pizza.

Any other time cheese is disgusting

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Because it's full of melty goodness

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Cheese is only good on a pizza.

Any other time cheese is disgusting "

Say what ??

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds


"Cheese is only good on a pizza.

Any other time cheese is disgusting "

Oh, I completely disagree with this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I disagree Grumpy

What about cheese and crackers

That is pretty awesome

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I disagree Grumpy

What about cheese and crackers

That is pretty awesome "

Yeah that's OK-ish I suppose but hot melty gooey cheese on Toast is just devine

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Because it's full of melty goodness "

That's it exactly, end of thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I disagree Grumpy

What about cheese and crackers

That is pretty awesome

Yeah that's OK-ish I suppose but hot melty gooey cheese on Toast is just devine "

I've just been out for dinner - I'm never eating again!

(Fat bastard emoji)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I disagree Grumpy

What about cheese and crackers

That is pretty awesome "

Was about to say the same!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I disagree Grumpy

What about cheese and crackers

That is pretty awesome

Yeah that's OK-ish I suppose but hot melty gooey cheese on Toast is just devine

I've just been out for dinner - I'm never eating again!

(Fat bastard emoji)"

It's the Wine not the food

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I disagree Grumpy

What about cheese and crackers

That is pretty awesome

Was about to say the same! "

I'd probably still melt the cheese for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I disagree Grumpy

What about cheese and crackers

That is pretty awesome

Yeah that's OK-ish I suppose but hot melty gooey cheese on Toast is just devine

I've just been out for dinner - I'm never eating again!

(Fat bastard emoji)

It's the Wine not the food "

we had frozen mudslide boozy milkshakes as well as wine - they were delicious but I feel sooooooo full now

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Some cheese when melted tastes disgusting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably the cheese covers a larger surface area when melted so it covers more taste buds making it better... just like grated cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You think that's good

Melt it on top of bacon

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I disagree Grumpy

What about cheese and crackers

That is pretty awesome

Yeah that's OK-ish I suppose but hot melty gooey cheese on Toast is just devine

I've just been out for dinner - I'm never eating again!

(Fat bastard emoji)

It's the Wine not the food

we had frozen mudslide boozy milkshakes as well as wine - they were delicious but I feel sooooooo full now "

You mixed Milkshake and Wine ??

No wonder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to disagree, I like it non melted

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Some cheese when melted tastes disgusting "

Fortunately I've yet to discover this

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Probably the cheese covers a larger surface area when melted so it covers more taste buds making it better... just like grated cheese "

An actual sciencey answer yay

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"You think that's good

Melt it on top of bacon "

I have done and I have to agree .

A remarkably happy post for you Wonko

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I have to disagree, I like it non melted "

Well in my humble opinion..

You are wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese and apple! Yum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cheese is only good on a pizza.

Any other time cheese is disgusting

Say what ?? "

I’m sure you heard correctly.

Cheese is not good food

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By *rPeachyMan
over a year ago

Bristol


"Why does Cheese taste way better melted ?? "

That's the most perverted thing I've ever seen on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baked camembert!

Cheese is just lush, full stop

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Cheese and apple! Yum! "

Never tried that . Admittedly sounds yum though

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Cheese is only good on a pizza.

Any other time cheese is disgusting

Say what ??

I’m sure you heard correctly.

Cheese is not good food "

I heard it correctly yes . I just don't believe it

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Why does Cheese taste way better melted ?? "

Because it has cooked the bacteria and brought out the fat like butter which has a distinctive taste like when you melt butter on toast

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Why does Cheese taste way better melted ??

That's the most perverted thing I've ever seen on here"

I like to be controversial

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Baked camembert!

Cheese is just lush, full stop"

^ She knows

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Because it seems to turn to more when melted -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why does Cheese taste way better melted ??

Because it has cooked the bacteria and brought out the fat like butter which has a distinctive taste like when you melt butter on toast"

That actually just makes me want to throw up

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Why does Cheese taste way better melted ??

Because it has cooked the bacteria and brought out the fat like butter which has a distinctive taste like when you melt butter on toast"

Thankyou for the actual answer haha..

Now that's the end of the thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cheese and apple! Yum!

Never tried that . Admittedly sounds yum though "

It's bloody handsome!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Why does Cheese taste way better melted ??

Because it has cooked the bacteria and brought out the fat like butter which has a distinctive taste like when you melt butter on toast

That actually just makes me want to throw up "

So if I cook myself I'll taste better??

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Cause it’s cheese that is all it doesn’t need a fecking reason

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Because it seems to turn to more when melted - "

Turn to what ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I disagree Grumpy

What about cheese and crackers

That is pretty awesome "

Omg i ain't had cheese and crackers for yonks

Thank you I'm going to have some real soon

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Cheese and apple! Yum!

Never tried that . Admittedly sounds yum though

It's bloody handsome! "

On my to do list now

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Because it seems to turn to more when melted -

Turn to what ?? "

More fabulousness - and it covers more area

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Why does Cheese taste way better melted ??

Because it has cooked the bacteria and brought out the fat like butter which has a distinctive taste like when you melt butter on toast

That actually just makes me want to throw up

So if I cook myself I'll taste better?? "

I'm not going to laugh at this post because I'm not that brave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Probably the cheese covers a larger surface area when melted so it covers more taste buds making it better... just like grated cheese "

To grate or not to grate, that is the question

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Cause it’s cheese that is all it doesn’t need a fecking reason "

Finally, the right answer

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Now I really want cheese!! But getting to bed and don't want weird cheese dreams - my normal ones are weird enough

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Because it seems to turn to more when melted -

Turn to what ??

More fabulousness - and it covers more area "

Aah .. This is true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cheese and apple! Yum!

Never tried that . Admittedly sounds yum though

It's bloody handsome!

On my to do list now "

I recommend a nice sharp green one, name has escaped me... I'm assuming you've done grapes

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Probably the cheese covers a larger surface area when melted so it covers more taste buds making it better... just like grated cheese

To grate or not to grate, that is the question "

I just bought it pre grated

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By *etwifeandhim69Couple
over a year ago

Darlington


"Cheese is only good on a pizza.

Any other time cheese is disgusting "

That's fighting talk that is

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Why does Cheese taste way better melted ??

Because it has cooked the bacteria and brought out the fat like butter which has a distinctive taste like when you melt butter on toast

That actually just makes me want to throw up

So if I cook myself I'll taste better??

I'm not going to laugh at this post because I'm not that brave "

Well after cooking in the heat today I can't imagine it being accurate

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Now I really want cheese!! But getting to bed and don't want weird cheese dreams - my normal ones are weird enough "

I say nothing

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Cheese and apple! Yum!

Never tried that . Admittedly sounds yum though

It's bloody handsome!

On my to do list now

I recommend a nice sharp green one, name has escaped me... I'm assuming you've done grapes "

Granny Smith apples

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Cheese and apple! Yum!

Never tried that . Admittedly sounds yum though

It's bloody handsome!

On my to do list now

I recommend a nice sharp green one, name has escaped me... I'm assuming you've done grapes "

Only when turned into Wine

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Now I really want cheese!! But getting to bed and don't want weird cheese dreams - my normal ones are weird enough

I say nothing

"

Bad Grumpy!!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Cheese is only good on a pizza.

Any other time cheese is disgusting

That's fighting talk that is "

I know innit

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Cheese and apple! Yum!

Never tried that . Admittedly sounds yum though

It's bloody handsome!

On my to do list now

I recommend a nice sharp green one, name has escaped me... I'm assuming you've done grapes

Granny Smith apples "

I've never done Grannies either

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Now I really want cheese!! But getting to bed and don't want weird cheese dreams - my normal ones are weird enough

I say nothing

Bad Grumpy!! "

Always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cheese is only good on a pizza.

Any other time cheese is disgusting "

What about cheesecake?! a nice thick deep proper New York cheesecake

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Cheese and apple! Yum!

Never tried that . Admittedly sounds yum though

It's bloody handsome!

On my to do list now

I recommend a nice sharp green one, name has escaped me... I'm assuming you've done grapes

Granny Smith apples

I've never done Grannies either "

I reckon someone's fibbing

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Why does Cheese taste way better melted ?? "

It'll have something to do with milk proteins and heat, probably. And it has a high fat content. Fatty things are yum, when heated, just ask bacon.

Alternatively, find a grown up and ask them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cheese and apple! Yum!

Never tried that . Admittedly sounds yum though

It's bloody handsome!

On my to do list now

I recommend a nice sharp green one, name has escaped me... I'm assuming you've done grapes

Granny Smith apples "

Yes! Good rub on the chest for extra shiney

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

The cheese tastes better melted, because the fat molecules normally held in suspension within the matrix have been liberated by the heating process, rendering more of them available to the taste buds within the oral orifice.

Normally mastication and saliva would liberate some fat molecules, but heating accelerates this process.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Cheese is only good on a pizza.

Any other time cheese is disgusting

What about cheesecake?! a nice thick deep proper New York cheesecake "

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Cheese and apple! Yum!

Never tried that . Admittedly sounds yum though

It's bloody handsome!

On my to do list now

I recommend a nice sharp green one, name has escaped me... I'm assuming you've done grapes

Granny Smith apples

I've never done Grannies either

I reckon someone's fibbing "

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Why does Cheese taste way better melted ??

It'll have something to do with milk proteins and heat, probably. And it has a high fat content. Fatty things are yum, when heated, just ask bacon.

Alternatively, find a grown up and ask them. "

I don't tend to associate with grown ups sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now I really want cheese!! But getting to bed and don't want weird cheese dreams - my normal ones are weird enough "

I've cainee waaay too much cheese these last few days...I've gone for triple level weird dreams...weird dreams x4 a night standard add in champix with lashings of cheese... I'm riding that wave of weirdness!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"The cheese tastes better melted, because the fat molecules normally held in suspension within the matrix have been liberated by the heating process, rendering more of them available to the taste buds within the oral orifice.

Normally mastication and saliva would liberate some fat molecules, but heating accelerates this process."

You said orifice

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Now I really want cheese!! But getting to bed and don't want weird cheese dreams - my normal ones are weird enough

I've cainee waaay too much cheese these last few days...I've gone for triple level weird dreams...weird dreams x4 a night standard add in champix with lashings of cheese... I'm riding that wave of weirdness! "

So I see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Probably the cheese covers a larger surface area when melted so it covers more taste buds making it better... just like grated cheese

To grate or not to grate, that is the question

I just bought it pre grated "

What!

You pay more and get less cheese and less choice!

You miss out on the whole ratio relationship!

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Why does Cheese taste way better melted ??

It'll have something to do with milk proteins and heat, probably. And it has a high fat content. Fatty things are yum, when heated, just ask bacon.

Alternatively, find a grown up and ask them.

I don't tend to associate with grown ups sorry "

Me neither.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Probably the cheese covers a larger surface area when melted so it covers more taste buds making it better... just like grated cheese

To grate or not to grate, that is the question

I just bought it pre grated

What!

You pay more and get less cheese and less choice!

You miss out on the whole ratio relationship!

"

Yeah but it's less effort

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Why does Cheese taste way better melted ??

It'll have something to do with milk proteins and heat, probably. And it has a high fat content. Fatty things are yum, when heated, just ask bacon.

Alternatively, find a grown up and ask them.

I don't tend to associate with grown ups sorry

Me neither. "

Yay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You think that's good

Melt it on top of bacon

I have done and I have to agree .

A remarkably happy post for you Wonko "

Bacon makes everyone happy

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"You think that's good

Melt it on top of bacon

I have done and I have to agree .

A remarkably happy post for you Wonko

Bacon makes everyone happy "

Except Vegans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grated cheese and a little cream spread on top of haggis till its melts is gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You think that's good

Melt it on top of bacon

I have done and I have to agree .

A remarkably happy post for you Wonko

Bacon makes everyone happy

Except Vegans "

They done deserve happiness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why does Cheese taste way better melted ??

It'll have something to do with milk proteins and heat, probably. And it has a high fat content. Fatty things are yum, when heated, just ask bacon.

Alternatively, find a grown up and ask them.

I don't tend to associate with grown ups sorry

Me neither. "

What's one of those? Is it like pull ups and push ups?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Grated cheese and a little cream spread on top of haggis till its melts is gorgeous "

Now this is defo now on my list!

Lurve haggis!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Why does Cheese taste way better melted ??

It'll have something to do with milk proteins and heat, probably. And it has a high fat content. Fatty things are yum, when heated, just ask bacon.

Alternatively, find a grown up and ask them.

I don't tend to associate with grown ups sorry

Me neither.

What's one of those? Is it like pull ups and push ups?"

And Ironing and stuff like that yes

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By *museBouche31Woman
over a year ago

Reigate

Cheese is life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Grated cheese and a little cream spread on top of haggis till its melts is gorgeous "

Flat mushroom, jam, and cheese baked in oven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why does Cheese taste way better melted ??

It'll have something to do with milk proteins and heat, probably. And it has a high fat content. Fatty things are yum, when heated, just ask bacon.

Alternatively, find a grown up and ask them.

I don't tend to associate with grown ups sorry

Me neither.

What's one of those? Is it like pull ups and push ups?

And Ironing and stuff like that yes "

Ironing??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Grated cheese and a little cream spread on top of haggis till its melts is gorgeous

Now this is defo now on my list!

Lurve haggis!"

Grilled till it melts that should be

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Cheese is life "

Tis True

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try the same thing with Macedonian cheese and you will soon change your mind Grumpy....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Probably the cheese covers a larger surface area when melted so it covers more taste buds making it better... just like grated cheese

To grate or not to grate, that is the question

I just bought it pre grated

What!

You pay more and get less cheese and less choice!

You miss out on the whole ratio relationship!

Yeah but it's less effort "

Tusk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Grated cheese and a little cream spread on top of haggis till its melts is gorgeous

Flat mushroom, jam, and cheese baked in oven"

Noooo..just lots of sliced cheese covering the plate, crack an egg in the middle of the plate, 10mins in an oven and BOSH

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Why does Cheese taste way better melted ??

It'll have something to do with milk proteins and heat, probably. And it has a high fat content. Fatty things are yum, when heated, just ask bacon.

Alternatively, find a grown up and ask them.

I don't tend to associate with grown ups sorry

Me neither.

What's one of those? Is it like pull ups and push ups?

And Ironing and stuff like that yes

Ironing??"

Yeah I've seen some adult persons do it . Doesn't seem much fun to be honest

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I think it's milder melted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Grated cheese and a little cream spread on top of haggis till its melts is gorgeous

Now this is defo now on my list!

Lurve haggis!

Grilled till it melts that should be "

I'll give it ago, although I don't usually like to mess with my haggis

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Try the same thing with Macedonian cheese and you will soon change your mind Grumpy...."

I now feel rather queasy .

Trust you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Grated cheese and a little cream spread on top of haggis till its melts is gorgeous "

I really need to stop reading the replies on this post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Grated cheese and a little cream spread on top of haggis till its melts is gorgeous

Now this is defo now on my list!

Lurve haggis!

Grilled till it melts that should be

I'll give it ago, although I don't usually like to mess with my haggis"

You can let me know if you do try it

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Grated cheese and a little cream spread on top of haggis till its melts is gorgeous

Flat mushroom, jam, and cheese baked in oven

Noooo..just lots of sliced cheese covering the plate, crack an egg in the middle of the plate, 10mins in an oven and BOSH"

Oooh I need this

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Grated cheese and a little cream spread on top of haggis till its melts is gorgeous

I really need to stop reading the replies on this post "

It'd addictive.. you can't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Grated cheese and a little cream spread on top of haggis till its melts is gorgeous

Flat mushroom, jam, and cheese baked in oven

Noooo..just lots of sliced cheese covering the plate, crack an egg in the middle of the plate, 10mins in an oven and BOSH

Oooh I need this "

Stick a fork in the yolk before the baking begins or you risk an exploding egg all over your face and ceiling..I know this to be true

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Grated cheese and a little cream spread on top of haggis till its melts is gorgeous

Flat mushroom, jam, and cheese baked in oven

Noooo..just lots of sliced cheese covering the plate, crack an egg in the middle of the plate, 10mins in an oven and BOSH

Oooh I need this

Stick a fork in the yolk before the baking begins or you risk an exploding egg all over your face and ceiling..I know this to be true "

Oh christ I will then haha

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over a year ago


"Cheese and apple! Yum!

Never tried that . Admittedly sounds yum though

It's bloody handsome!

On my to do list now

I recommend a nice sharp green one, name has escaped me... I'm assuming you've done grapes

Only when turned into Wine "

Stick cheese and grapes on that list then. Dude you have a lot of cheese exploration to do!

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over a year ago


"Why does Cheese taste way better melted ??

It'll have something to do with milk proteins and heat, probably. And it has a high fat content. Fatty things are yum, when heated, just ask bacon.

Alternatively, find a grown up and ask them.

I don't tend to associate with grown ups sorry

Me neither.

What's one of those? Is it like pull ups and push ups?

And Ironing and stuff like that yes

Ironing??

Yeah I've seen some adult persons do it . Doesn't seem much fun to be honest "

Is that those people who frown a lot and don't play on the swings?

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over a year ago


"Grated cheese and a little cream spread on top of haggis till its melts is gorgeous "

Why ruin cheese with haggis?

Manky

Cheese and bacon is much nicer

On a warm buttery croissant

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over a year ago


"Try the same thing with Macedonian cheese and you will soon change your mind Grumpy....

I now feel rather queasy .

Trust you "

And you wonder why your getting a belly......

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

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"Cheese and apple! Yum!

Never tried that . Admittedly sounds yum though

It's bloody handsome!

On my to do list now

I recommend a nice sharp green one, name has escaped me... I'm assuming you've done grapes

Only when turned into Wine

Stick cheese and grapes on that list then. Dude you have a lot of cheese exploration to do!"

Is that what Cheddar Gorge is then ??

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over a year ago


"Grated cheese and a little cream spread on top of haggis till its melts is gorgeous

Now this is defo now on my list!

Lurve haggis!

Grilled till it melts that should be

I'll give it ago, although I don't usually like to mess with my haggis

You can let me know if you do try it "

I shall try to remember to!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Try the same thing with Macedonian cheese and you will soon change your mind Grumpy....

I now feel rather queasy .

Trust you

And you wonder why your getting a belly......"

cheeky

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over a year ago


"Cheese is only good on a pizza.

Any other time cheese is disgusting "

Agreed ! Can’t look at melted cheese I mean the shit you get with nachos but I do like a good pizza ? Strange ?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Grated cheese and a little cream spread on top of haggis till its melts is gorgeous

Why ruin cheese with haggis?

Manky

Cheese and bacon is much nicer

On a warm buttery croissant "

And a nice Chianti

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over a year ago


"Cheese and apple! Yum!

Never tried that . Admittedly sounds yum though

It's bloody handsome!

On my to do list now

I recommend a nice sharp green one, name has escaped me... I'm assuming you've done grapes

Only when turned into Wine

Stick cheese and grapes on that list then. Dude you have a lot of cheese exploration to do!

Is that what Cheddar Gorge is then ?? "

Yes! And the moon!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Why does Cheese taste way better melted ??

It'll have something to do with milk proteins and heat, probably. And it has a high fat content. Fatty things are yum, when heated, just ask bacon.

Alternatively, find a grown up and ask them.

I don't tend to associate with grown ups sorry

Me neither.

What's one of those? Is it like pull ups and push ups?

And Ironing and stuff like that yes

Ironing??

Yeah I've seen some adult persons do it . Doesn't seem much fun to be honest

Is that those people who frown a lot and don't play on the swings?"

Ah you've seen those strange people too

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over a year ago

I don’t trust halloumi cheese. Cheese should melt, you shouldn’t be able to BBQ cheese!!

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"The cheese tastes better melted, because the fat molecules normally held in suspension within the matrix have been liberated by the heating process, rendering more of them available to the taste buds within the oral orifice.

Normally mastication and saliva would liberate some fat molecules, but heating accelerates this process."

And inversely the milder the cheese, the easier it is to release those lovely flavours and better taste.

Bon Appetit!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Cheese is only good on a pizza.

Any other time cheese is disgusting

Agreed ! Can’t look at melted cheese I mean the shit you get with nachos but I do like a good pizza ? Strange ? "

Yes

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over a year ago


"Cheese is only good on a pizza.

Any other time cheese is disgusting

Agreed ! Can’t look at melted cheese I mean the shit you get with nachos but I do like a good pizza ? Strange ? "

Hooray for someone finally on my side lol

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Cheese and apple! Yum!

Never tried that . Admittedly sounds yum though

It's bloody handsome!

On my to do list now

I recommend a nice sharp green one, name has escaped me... I'm assuming you've done grapes

Only when turned into Wine

Stick cheese and grapes on that list then. Dude you have a lot of cheese exploration to do!

Is that what Cheddar Gorge is then ??

Yes! And the moon!"

Never been there

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I don’t trust halloumi cheese. Cheese should melt, you shouldn’t be able to BBQ cheese!!"

Agreed

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Cheese is only good on a pizza.

Any other time cheese is disgusting

Agreed ! Can’t look at melted cheese I mean the shit you get with nachos but I do like a good pizza ? Strange ?

Hooray for someone finally on my side lol"

Your perfect man

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over a year ago


"Grated cheese and a little cream spread on top of haggis till its melts is gorgeous

Why ruin cheese with haggis?

Manky

Cheese and bacon is much nicer

On a warm buttery croissant "

Haggis manky?! Gasping and clutching my pearls!

Cheese and bacon lush, a nice fake potato...chips cheese and chopped bacon... not sure about on a croissant though,surely that's like a Gregg's type slice?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

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Right cheese Perverts I'm off to sleep to have cheese induced dreams.

Hope it was a nice light hearted thread and goodnight fabbers

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over a year ago


"Why does Cheese taste way better melted ??

It'll have something to do with milk proteins and heat, probably. And it has a high fat content. Fatty things are yum, when heated, just ask bacon.

Alternatively, find a grown up and ask them.

I don't tend to associate with grown ups sorry

Me neither.

What's one of those? Is it like pull ups and push ups?

And Ironing and stuff like that yes

Ironing??

Yeah I've seen some adult persons do it . Doesn't seem much fun to be honest

Is that those people who frown a lot and don't play on the swings?

Ah you've seen those strange people too "

So that's what they are!...shudders

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

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Oh ... and just talk cheese amongst yourselves now

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over a year ago


"Grated cheese and a little cream spread on top of haggis till its melts is gorgeous

Why ruin cheese with haggis?

Manky

Cheese and bacon is much nicer

On a warm buttery croissant

Haggis manky?! Gasping and clutching my pearls!

Cheese and bacon lush, a nice fake potato...chips cheese and chopped bacon... not sure about on a croissant though,surely that's like a Gregg's type slice? "

Nooooooo you need to make it yourself

Grill bacon, bake the croissant in the oven when it's nearly cooked slice it and add the cooked bacon and Grated mature cheddar inside the croissant.

Wait for cheese to melt - eat - and roll eyes in ecstasy

No haggis needed

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over a year ago

The fat in cheese is solid in a fridge. When the cheese melts the fat is able to travel around your mouth easier.

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over a year ago


"The fat in cheese is solid in a fridge. When the cheese melts the fat is able to travel around your mouth easier. "

Super unfunny answer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hard cheeses do... I hate hard cheeses if they aren't melted... I like brie... Is stilton a hard cheese? If it is it's the only one I like unmelted

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Hard cheeses do... I hate hard cheeses if they aren't melted... I like brie... Is stilton a hard cheese? If it is it's the only one I like unmelted "

It is a semi-soft cheese (Throws a piece of chalk) Stop laughing at the back of the class.

One copy and paste later

Blue Stilton

Country of origin England

Region, town Derbyshire, Leicestershire, and Nottinghamshire

Source of milk Cows

Pasteurised Yes

Texture semi-soft, crumbly, creamier with increasing age

Aging time 9 weeks minimum

Certification PDO[1]

Stilton is an English cheese, produced in two varieties: Blue, which has had Penicillium roqueforti added to generate a characteristic smell and taste, and White, which has not. Both have been granted the status of a protected designation of origin (PDO) by the European Commission, requiring that only such cheese produced in the three counties of Derbyshire, Leicestershire and Nottinghamshire may be called "Stilton". The cheese takes its name from the village of Stilton, now in Cambridgeshire, where it has long been sold.

Round the corner from me...well almost.

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