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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

that people have been telling me I'm full of shit and completely toxic.......they've been fecking right! Just had my first colonic irrigation - 160 litres of water (that's 35 gallons in old money!) has been pumped up my jacksy and the therapist said it was a good cleanout.....gotta say my stomach feels easier than it has in a long while.....but 35 gallons!!!!!!!

She also said, colonic blockages can mean the colon presses on other organs or parts of the body so I'm hoping it may help with some of my joint pains, but I do definately feel livelier for it, although that could be cos I'm being a bit proactive and trying different complementary therapies

Just gotta find a cock or two now seeing as I'm clean inside and out - at my friend's boyfriend's birthday party tonight, I've told him to get me some cock in unless he wants to be the lucky recipient - my mate wouldn't mind, we've swapped before, but he's a tad more vanilla so reckon I've scared him into rounding up a few potentials for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Haha you now need to change you location to clean arse end of universe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha you now need to change you location to clean arse end of universe "

lmfao..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wondered why the water level had gone down in lake coniston.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

35 gallons...............bleddy hell.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Well done. If you can get a massage in as well for some lymph drainage then your joints should feel easier for a few weeks.

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By *am sampsonMan
over a year ago

cwmbran

You must have a huge arse

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Thanks you guys, yeah hosepipe ban still in place and it's pissing it down so hopefully Coniston will refill......didn't mind the treatment so much, it was having to have it on the pavement by the fire hydrant that was a bit embarrassing.....

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

You are still full of shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks you guys, yeah hosepipe ban still in place and it's pissing it down so hopefully Coniston will refill......didn't mind the treatment so much, it was having to have it on the pavement by the fire hydrant that was a bit embarrassing..... "

Lol. Funniest comment so far.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Thanks you guys, yeah hosepipe ban still in place and it's pissing it down so hopefully Coniston will refill......didn't mind the treatment so much, it was having to have it on the pavement by the fire hydrant that was a bit embarrassing..... "
Every time I think I have heard it all from this fine woman... she comes out and surprises me once more ...

you are a hoot and must be the funniest female on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

35 gallons! all at the same time??

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"35 gallons! all at the same time??

"

One hosepipe putting it in, one taking it out, took just over an hour.......having another one next month and my sciatica is feeling a good bit better today, but I have the hangover from hell as I've spent the last coupla days with my mate and her boyfriend - Cumbria have appealed for supplies of wine, vodka and lager as between the 3 of us we've drank the county dry - I like to replace my toxins on a regular basis

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

Dynorod coming to help you next time

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Probably be cheaper Nucs

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley


"Probably be cheaper Nucs "

Panick if they call in fire brigade for extra pumps

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Probably be cheaper Nucs

Panick if they call in fire brigade for extra pumps "

On plus side, all those men in uniforms

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley


"Probably be cheaper Nucs

Panick if they call in fire brigade for extra pumps

On plus side, all those men in uniforms "

No the down side you naked with a hose up your arse

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Probably be cheaper Nucs

Panick if they call in fire brigade for extra pumps

On plus side, all those men in uniforms

No the down side you naked with a hose up your arse "

Maybe should try a fetish site then

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley


"Probably be cheaper Nucs

Panick if they call in fire brigade for extra pumps

On plus side, all those men in uniforms

No the down side you naked with a hose up your arse

Maybe should try a fetish site then "

now that made me laugh, miss can I have my hose back please

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Tindaloo is so much easier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do definately feel livelier for it"

I think I'd feel livelier having had 35 gallons of water flushed through my arse

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Probably be cheaper Nucs

Panick if they call in fire brigade for extra pumps

On plus side, all those men in uniforms

No the down side you naked with a hose up your arse

Maybe should try a fetish site then

now that made me laugh, miss can I have my hose back please "

Coming soon to YouPorn.......

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"I do definately feel livelier for it

I think I'd feel livelier having had 35 gallons of water flushed through my arse "

And now rough as fuck after flushing about the same amount of wine and vodka jellies through me over the past coupla days......signing the pledge (till the weekend)

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Tindaloo is so much easier "

Yeah but didn't have the ring of fire afterwards......loving the new Avatar Ryan

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley


"I do definately feel livelier for it

I think I'd feel livelier having had 35 gallons of water flushed through my arse

And now rough as fuck after flushing about the same amount of wine and vodka jellies through me over the past coupla days......signing the pledge (till the weekend) "

Give you till Wednesday or sooner if you have a crap day

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"I do definately feel livelier for it

I think I'd feel livelier having had 35 gallons of water flushed through my arse

And now rough as fuck after flushing about the same amount of wine and vodka jellies through me over the past coupla days......signing the pledge (till the weekend)

Give you till Wednesday or sooner if you have a crap day"

You know me so well

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Tindaloo is so much easier

Yeah but didn't have the ring of fire afterwards......loving the new Avatar Ryan"

His name is Colin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To aid with both the joints and the hosepipe ban, have you thought about suggesting that they use WD40 instead of water the nextctime they flush you through Caz?

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"To aid with both the joints and the hosepipe ban, have you thought about suggesting that they use WD40 instead of water the nextctime they flush you through Caz?"

Who do you think I am, fecking Metal Mickey?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To aid with both the joints and the hosepipe ban, have you thought about suggesting that they use WD40 instead of water the nextctime they flush you through Caz?

Who do you think I am, fecking Metal Mickey????? "

Pmsl Well now you come to mention it, there is more than a passing resembelence

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"To aid with both the joints and the hosepipe ban, have you thought about suggesting that they use WD40 instead of water the nextctime they flush you through Caz?

Who do you think I am, fecking Metal Mickey?????

Pmsl Well now you come to mention it, there is more than a passing resembelence "

I'm more Marvin the Paranoid Android.....here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to take you to the bridge. Call that job satisfaction, 'cause I don't.

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley


"To aid with both the joints and the hosepipe ban, have you thought about suggesting that they use WD40 instead of water the nextctime they flush you through Caz?

Who do you think I am, fecking Metal Mickey????? "

Thirty five gallon of WD40 FFS cost a fortune

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"To aid with both the joints and the hosepipe ban, have you thought about suggesting that they use WD40 instead of water the nextctime they flush you through Caz?

Who do you think I am, fecking Metal Mickey?????

Thirty five gallon of WD40 FFS cost a fortune "

I'm sure I saw it half price in Sainsbury's. Alongside motor oil at a very reasonable price.

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley


"To aid with both the joints and the hosepipe ban, have you thought about suggesting that they use WD40 instead of water the nextctime they flush you through Caz?

Who do you think I am, fecking Metal Mickey?????

Thirty five gallon of WD40 FFS cost a fortune

They selling by the oil drum with a free pump thrown in by any chance

I'm sure I saw it half price in Sainsbury's. Alongside motor oil at a very reasonable price."

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY


"To aid with both the joints and the hosepipe ban, have you thought about suggesting that they use WD40 instead of water the nextctime they flush you through Caz?

Who do you think I am, fecking Metal Mickey?????

Thirty five gallon of WD40 FFS cost a fortune "

ahhhh but the up side is no lube needed for anal

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"To aid with both the joints and the hosepipe ban, have you thought about suggesting that they use WD40 instead of water the nextctime they flush you through Caz?

Who do you think I am, fecking Metal Mickey?????

Thirty five gallon of WD40 FFS cost a fortune

ahhhh but the up side is no lube needed for anal

"

After 35 gallon of WD40, Sheilds, the poor bastard would shoot out at about half the speed of sound........all there'd be would be this whoosh through Cumbria of a naked guy with a very surprised look on his phizog......and a frustrated Blonde ratching in the toybox for her double-ender

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