FabSwingers.com forum: Last time I ever take fashion advice from a woman

By *agic.M OP Man
over a year ago

Orpington

So this is what a female friend said to me... " you would look so sexy in some stretchy skinny jeans, would really show your legs and bum"...so what do I do? Like a moron I listen and get myself some skinny jeans... and wear them. 3 hours in those jeans my crotch is burning with pain, my testicles are crying and my penis is twisted like a tornado, and all I can think is get this torture device off me. Sure my ass got it's compliments, but it's definitely not worth it.

Not sure if it's me or the male body...but skinny Jeans and I are just not compatible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome to the world women endure daily; heels, things, bras, tight clothes often torture us and worn because so man men expect us to look ‘feminine’

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By *agic.M OP Man
over a year ago

Orpington

"Welcome to the world women endure daily; heels, things, bras, tight clothes often torture us and worn because so man men expect us to look ‘feminine’"

I think a relaxing summer dress, (with minimum underwear) and just some sandals is one of the sexiest and most feminine outfits ( especially on warm days... as today)

And high heels is something most men don't actually want women to wear ( except in the bedroom

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Welcome to the world women endure daily; heels, things, bras, tight clothes often torture us and worn because so man men expect us to look ‘feminine’

I think a relaxing summer dress, (with minimum underwear) and just some sandals is one of the sexiest and most feminine outfits ( especially on warm days... as today)

And high heels is something most men don't actually want women to wear ( except in the bedroom

Nice summer dress and some sparkly sandals from Monsoon, white lace knicker shorts and matching wireless bra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP, the woman who gave you that piece is fashion advice was mistaken. You’re much too athletic to wear skinny trousers.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Welcome to the world women endure daily; heels, things, bras, tight clothes often torture us and worn because so man men expect us to look ‘feminine’"

Then don't. It is your choice, men are not forcing you to wear or do those things. Even if it is an expectation from men for you to wear those things, it is still your choice to do so. Nobody is causing you to endure those things except yourself.

If you like wearing those things because they make you feel good and feminine, then by all means keep doing it, that is great. Don't go blaming the expectations of men for the reason you endure them though.

This falls back to the make up thread a while back and the majority of women said "I don't wear make up for men, I wear it because it makes me feel good about myself"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Real men don't wear skinny jeans

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By *agic.M OP Man
over a year ago

Orpington

"Welcome to the world women endure daily; heels, things, bras, tight clothes often torture us and worn because so man men expect us to look ‘feminine’

This falls back to the make up thread a while back and the majority of women said "I don't wear make up for men, I wear it because it makes me feel good about myself" "

The man does have a point...

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Does she hate you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ram your cock and balls into a sock. Tuck it round to form a padded area. Zip up jeans. Don't sit down, just bend over car bonnets.

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By *agic.M OP Man
over a year ago

Orpington

"Ram your cock and balls into a sock. Tuck it round to form a padded area. Zip up jeans. Don't sit down, just bend over car bonnets.

Let's not overly complicate this experience. I've already decided to avoid it moving forward ...

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Real men don't wear skinny jeans

Tut tut. Real men where whatever the fuck they want because they're strong, independent men who don't care about your opinion

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Real men don't wear skinny jeans

Tut tut. Real men where whatever the fuck they want because they're strong, independent men who don't care about your opinion

. "

*wear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skinny jeans scream, here I’ll squeeze your plums while you try and make friends.,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Real men don't wear skinny jeans

Tut tut. Real men where whatever the fuck they want because they're strong, independent men who don't care about your opinion

*wear

Jaaaabaited!!!!

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By *inkerbell67Woman
over a year ago

Clacton on sea essex

I wont date a man in skinny jeans they look terrible in them and not heathy for there bits

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Real men don't wear skinny jeans

Tut tut. Real men where whatever the fuck they want because they're strong, independent men who don't care about your opinion

*wear

Jaaaabaited!!!!"

You mean there isn't men in need of their honour defending in here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welcome to the world women endure daily; heels, things, bras, tight clothes often torture us and worn because so man men expect us to look ‘feminine’"

I don’t do any of these things, I don’t care what men expect. Those who don’t like it can walk on by

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Real men don't wear skinny jeans

Tut tut. Real men where whatever the fuck they want because they're strong, independent men who don't care about your opinion

*wear

Jaaaabaited!!!!

You mean there isn't men in need of their honour defending in here?

We don't care about honour, just don't hurt our egos and we'll all be dandy

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By *cottish-sin69Man
over a year ago

"Real men don't wear skinny jeans

Tut tut. Real men where whatever the fuck they want because they're strong, independent men who don't care about your opinion

*wear

Jaaaabaited!!!!

You mean there isn't men in need of their honour defending in here?

We don't care about honour, just don't hurt our egos and we'll all be dandy

Our egos and our fun plums haha

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By *agic.M OP Man
over a year ago

Orpington

"Real men don't wear skinny jeans

Tut tut. Real men where whatever the fuck they want because they're strong, independent men who don't care about your opinion

*wear

Jaaaabaited!!!!

You mean there isn't men in need of their honour defending in here?

My emotional bodyguard!!! You are actually sweet !

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Welcome to the world women endure daily; heels, things, bras, tight clothes often torture us and worn because so man men expect us to look ‘feminine’

I think a relaxing summer dress, (with minimum underwear) and just some sandals is one of the sexiest and most feminine outfits ( especially on warm days... as today)

And high heels is something most men don't actually want women to wear ( except in the bedroom

Under the dresses we wear Spanx, so out stomachs don't bulge.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I like a man who wears what he likes, and not what others try to dictate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welcome to the world women endure daily; heels, things, bras, tight clothes often torture us and worn because so man men expect us to look ‘feminine’

I think a relaxing summer dress, (with minimum underwear) and just some sandals is one of the sexiest and most feminine outfits ( especially on warm days... as today)

And high heels is something most men don't actually want women to wear ( except in the bedroom

)

Under the dresses we wear Spanx, so out stomachs don't bulge. "

Or cycling type shorts to avoid chub rub !

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I love my skinny jeans.

They look good and are comfy

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Real men don't wear skinny jeans

Tut tut. Real men where whatever the fuck they want because they're strong, independent men who don't care about your opinion

*wear

Jaaaabaited!!!!

You mean there isn't men in need of their honour defending in here?

My emotional bodyguard!!! You are actually sweet !

Do not worry friend, I got you

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By *agic.M OP Man
over a year ago

Orpington

"I like a man who wears what he likes, and not what others try to dictate.

Does that include the wannabe gangster who wears his trousers just below his ass cheeks, because that's what he wants and no one can dictate how he should dress ?

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By *agic.M OP Man
over a year ago

Orpington

"Real men don't wear skinny jeans

Tut tut. Real men where whatever the fuck they want because they're strong, independent men who don't care about your opinion

*wear

Jaaaabaited!!!!

You mean there isn't men in need of their honour defending in here?

My emotional bodyguard!!! You are actually sweet !

Do not worry friend, I got you

Friend zone alert!!!....I'm out !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try slim or regular fit.

Skinny fit are exactly that - for skinny men with skinny winny legs and waists.

You are enticing trouble if you have donkey bollox or cock trying to wear such things, dont do it.

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