FabSwingers.com forum: I did it!

By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

But you will never know what!

Feel free to speculate.

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Had a dump

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Made a good thread? Where is it?

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Made a good thread? Where is it?

If you ever find it, please let me know.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Made a good thread? Where is it?

If you ever find it, please let me know. "

Nope, I'll let you hunt it down as it would keep you occupied for weeks before you finally give up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got that cucumber right up your arse with no lube.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Got that cucumber right up your arse with no lube."

Cucumbers are self lubricating, eeeevrrybody knows that

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mastered reverse parking but with your arm on the passenger seat headrest?…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got that cucumber right up your arse with no lube.

Cucumbers are self lubricating, eeeevrrybody knows that

I hate to be the one to break this to you but you probably just have a very wet arse.

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

"Got that cucumber right up your arse with no lube.

Cucumbers are self lubricating, eeeevrrybody knows that

I hate to be the one to break this to you but you probably just have a very wet arse."

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Made a good thread? Where is it?

If you ever find it, please let me know.

Nope, I'll let you hunt it down as it would keep you occupied for weeks before you finally give up

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I know it doesn't exist!

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Got that cucumber right up your arse with no lube."

Far to loose to need it.

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Replied to a message

Not yet!

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Mastered reverse parking but with your arm on the passenger seat headrest?…"

Unfortunately not yet. But I need to, I once was told that the lady folk love it.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Sucked your own cock

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By *jsantagCouple
over a year ago

Hfd/Shrop/Worc area

Managed to contort yourself and lick the end of your willy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Left the toilet seat up when you shouldn’t have?

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By *jsantagCouple
over a year ago

Hfd/Shrop/Worc area

"Sucked your own cock

Lol. Great minds!

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Sucked your own cock

Lol. Great minds!

Nope! Never appealed to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Broke your dry spell ?

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Bed waiting

Sucked yourself off.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

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No he’s shit at that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanked with the other hand?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Went a whole day without having a wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But you will never know what!

Feel free to speculate. "

No thanks, I’m good.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"But you will never know what!

Feel free to speculate.

No thanks, I’m good. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ugh.. show off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Have you proved the existence of the Yeti ??

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

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No he’s shit at that

Oh I know that

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Replied to a message

No he’s shit at that

Oh I know that

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Managed to fist yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But you will never know what!

Feel free to speculate. "
did you shoot the sheriff?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Did you get your bum hole bleached

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"Sucked your own cock

Lol. Great minds!

Nope! Never appealed to me. "

Evidently it didn't appeal to God when he created us, either.

I used to think he was just a spoil sport but later came to realise that it was all part of a plan.

If men could suck themselves off they wouldn't bother with sex and as a consequence not enough new people would be born and thus replenish dwindling church congregations.

Everything happens for a reason.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Sucked your own cock

Lol. Great minds!

Indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waxed your pubes into the shape of a sky remote/deodorant can?

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Baked a cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well done op.

Couldn’t give a shit what it is. So I’ll just stick with ‘well done’

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By *007ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Started your first thread topic?

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Wanked with the other hand? "

Yes. But no that wasn't it.

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Went a whole day without having a wank

The day is not over yet...

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"But you will never know what!

Feel free to speculate.

No thanks, I’m good. "

Oh go on. Not even a little?

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Have you proved the existence of the Yeti ??"

I did that last summer

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Found the remote control down the back of the sofa?

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Replied to a message

No he’s shit at that

Oh I know that

Oi! Be nice. I'm a very busy man, as you can clearly see by this thread.

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Managed to fist yourself "

Was going to, but decided it might be a bit uncomfortable

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Did you get your bum hole bleached

On the to do list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Managed to fist yourself

Was going to, but decided it might be a bit uncomfortable "

Take your watch off.

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Waxed your pubes into the shape of a sky remote/deodorant can?"
couldn't find a reference image

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Well done op.

Couldn’t give a shit what it is. So I’ll just stick with ‘well done’

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thank you, I'll take that!

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Started your first thread topic?"

Oh far from my first. Far from my worst, but far from my finest too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Found the ultimate film recommendation?

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Found the remote control down the back of the sofa?"

Not yet. I fear it is lost forever. Somebody talked me in to getting a really small one so that it makes certain size comparisons more impressive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worked out a plan to come down south??

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Found the ultimate film recommendation? "

A wild you appeared!

Ummm I seem to remember I did that the other day!

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

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No he’s shit at that

Oh I know that

Oi! Be nice. I'm a very busy man, as you can clearly see by this thread. "

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Worked out a plan to come down south??

I have the maps in front of me as we speak!

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

"Found the remote control down the back of the sofa?

Not yet. I fear it is lost forever. Somebody talked me in to getting a really small one so that it makes certain size comparisons more impressive. "

My bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Found the sky remote and took a pic .. for fab photo approval of cockyness

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By *argoyleMan
over a year ago

dudley

Had sex standing up in a hammock?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

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No he’s shit at that

Oh I know that

Oi! Be nice. I'm a very busy man, as you can clearly see by this thread. "

It’s ok I can wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The meaning of life? ... 42?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Got your first Covid vaccination?

Or passed a kidney stone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peed without dribbling??

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"But you will never know what!

Feel free to speculate. "

I did it better than you and only you would know if I know

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Peed without dribbling?? "

Went for a sit down wee with Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Found the ultimate film recommendation?

A wild you appeared!

Ummm I seem to remember I did that the other day! "

I like to keep you on your toes.

I would like another please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Found the ultimate film recommendation?

A wild you appeared!

Ummm I seem to remember I did that the other day!

I like to keep you on your toes.

I would like another please

Hooray! You haven’t left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Peed without dribbling??

Went for a sit down wee with Jim

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Peed without dribbling??

Went for a sit down wee with Jim

Only as a treat.

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Found the ultimate film recommendation?

A wild you appeared!

Ummm I seem to remember I did that the other day!

I like to keep you on your toes.

I would like another please

Hooray! You haven’t left

Careful! Don't scare her off again

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By *r.CuddlesMan
over a year ago

Cuddleton ;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Found the ultimate film recommendation?

A wild you appeared!

Ummm I seem to remember I did that the other day!

I like to keep you on your toes.

I would like another please

Hooray! You haven’t left

Careful! Don't scare her off again"

It’s true. I’m easily spooked.

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

Sung a song of sixpence?

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

North East Lincolnshire

Can I do it too?

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Can I do it too?

Hmmmm you can, yes

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By *entlemenpipMan
over a year ago

not far

"But you will never know what!

Feel free to speculate. "

Worked out a velocity of a swallow carring a coconut

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"But you will never know what!

Feel free to speculate.

Worked out a velocity of a swallow carring a coconut "

Its not that, but yes I did do that a while ago. Unfortunately the answer would blow your mind do I am unable to divulge any information regarding to it.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

North East Lincolnshire

"Can I do it too?

Hmmmm you can, yes"

Mmm interesting... Would I want to??

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Can I do it too?

Hmmmm you can, yes

Mmm interesting... Would I want to??"
only you would be able to answer such a question.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

North East Lincolnshire

"Can I do it too?

Hmmmm you can, yes

Mmm interesting... Would I want to?? only you would be able to answer such a question. "

I like a bit of mystery, count me in! What do I do now?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I'm beginning to think that you didn't really do it at all!

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'm beginning to think that you didn't really do it at all!"

Sure I did. I said I did it, so I clearly must have done it.

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Can I do it too?

Hmmmm you can, yes

Mmm interesting... Would I want to?? only you would be able to answer such a question.

I like a bit of mystery, count me in! What do I do now?"

You do it.

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Did you do it alone?

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