FabSwingers.com forum: Right, what have I missed?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This is my first day off in 3 weeks. Other than a brief log in I've fully lost track. Need updates.

Who's gone unlos and who's back from a break? Anyone seen Jennietv yet? Did that bloke get away with calling Granny a troll or did you lot lynch him?

What news? What have I missed?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Estragon and LemonButterCream and LeoBlooms have unlosed. Erm I forgot the rest of the questions.

You're welcome for this contribution though.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Lots of regulars have lwft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man moaned.

A cock was mentioned.

All the women had cake.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Estragon and LemonButterCream and LeoBlooms have unlosed. Erm I forgot the rest of the questions.

You're welcome for this contribution though."

Thanks for keeping minutes in my absence. We lost some good-uns then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A man moaned.

A cock was mentioned.

All the women had cake."

Same old then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lots of regulars have lwft"

A break from here is not a bad thing I guess...

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

The last year of our lives lol oh and my new trick (say no more)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The last year of our lives lol oh and my new trick (say no more)

We'll never get that time back you know. This country...

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

"The last year of our lives lol oh and my new trick (say no more)

We'll never get that time back you know. This country..."

Looking like there getting ready to extend it too now . Make the most of it

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

You missed Eurovision.

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

"You missed Eurovision.

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The last year of our lives lol oh and my new trick (say no more)

We'll never get that time back you know. This country...

Looking like there getting ready to extend it too now . Make the most of it

Only just getting used to being on my feet again. Not ready for more sitting about. I clocked Netflix twice I think. Even all the true crime stuff.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You missed Eurovision.

Not by accident, lickety, not by accident.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the women had cake."

Hence all the voluptuous arses....

Does my arse look big in this?

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

There’s a newish guy with a big cock - likes to keep it on the down low though

Meli’s still forum oracle

There’s two guys that like to argue with each other on most threads they go on

City Jeans is carrying a donkey called Edmundo

Tom_play fancies someone but he’s keeping that quiet too

Two girls on the forum got it on

That’s all I’ve got…ask Meli…

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

All the women had cake.

Hence all the voluptuous arses....

Does my arse look big in this?

Nope you’re good to go x

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"There’s a newish guy with a big cock - likes to keep it on the down low though

Meli’s still forum oracle

There’s two guys that like to argue with each other on most threads they go on

City Jeans is carrying a donkey called Edmundo

Tom_play fancies someone but he’s keeping that quiet too

Two girls on the forum got it on

That’s all I’ve got…ask Meli…

What about the dude who doesn’t like ankle socks

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"You missed Eurovision.

Not by accident, lickety, not by accident.

It was a luverly, old fashioned Forum evening.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There’s a newish guy with a big cock - likes to keep it on the down low though

Meli’s still forum oracle

There’s two guys that like to argue with each other on most threads they go on

City Jeans is carrying a donkey called Edmundo

Tom_play fancies someone but he’s keeping that quiet too

Two girls on the forum got it on

That’s all I’ve got…ask Meli…

I know the big cock guy. He's the reason for my avatar pic as it happens.

Cheers for the updates. I hope CJ has plenty of carrots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the women had cake.

Hence all the voluptuous arses....

Does my arse look big in this?

Nope you’re good to go x

Go go go then boys

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All the women had cake.

Hence all the voluptuous arses....

Does my arse look big in this?

Yes... and if you don't mind me saying we're all the better for that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There’s a newish guy with a big cock - likes to keep it on the down low though

Meli’s still forum oracle

There’s two guys that like to argue with each other on most threads they go on

City Jeans is carrying a donkey called Edmundo

Tom_play fancies someone but he’s keeping that quiet too

Two girls on the forum got it on

That’s all I’ve got…ask Meli…

What about the dude who doesn’t like ankle socks

There was an ankle sock debacle? Why wasn't I informed? You don't write, you don't phone...

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

Where are we go go going boys

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

I've just popped back after 6mths off fab. Nothing has really changed. Same oh really... welcome back.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where are we go go going boys

Somerset?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just popped back after 6mths off fab. Nothing has really changed. Same oh really... welcome back.

Yeah not seen you in a while. Welcome back yourself.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"There’s a newish guy with a big cock - likes to keep it on the down low though

Meli’s still forum oracle

There’s two guys that like to argue with each other on most threads they go on

City Jeans is carrying a donkey called Edmundo

Tom_play fancies someone but he’s keeping that quiet too

Two girls on the forum got it on

That’s all I’ve got…ask Meli…

I know the big cock guy. He's the reason for my avatar pic as it happens.

Cheers for the updates. I hope CJ has plenty of carrots."

How can you know about the big cock guy? He tells no one

Think it’s apricots CJ has…ive kinda lost track though…

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There’s a newish guy with a big cock - likes to keep it on the down low though

Meli’s still forum oracle

There’s two guys that like to argue with each other on most threads they go on

City Jeans is carrying a donkey called Edmundo

Tom_play fancies someone but he’s keeping that quiet too

Two girls on the forum got it on

That’s all I’ve got…ask Meli…

I know the big cock guy. He's the reason for my avatar pic as it happens.

Cheers for the updates. I hope CJ has plenty of carrots.

How can you know about the big cock guy? He tells no one

Think it’s apricots CJ has…ive kinda lost track though…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where are we go go going boys

Somerset?"

Well I’m in a swing seat in the garden..... gotta love it in a swing

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Where are we go go going boys

Somerset?

Well I’m in a swing seat in the garden..... gotta love it in a swing

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Its getting out is the problem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where are we go go going boys

Somerset?

Well I’m in a swing seat in the garden..... gotta love it in a swing

Its getting out is the problem.

If the boys are on their way, I’m in no rush

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where are we go go going boys

Somerset?

Well I’m in a swing seat in the garden..... gotta love it in a swing

I sooooo miss having a garden. Sob emoji

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Yay, you're back

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I'm new

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yay, you're back

Mwah

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm new

You are not knew, but give us a cwtch anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There’s a newish guy with a big cock - likes to keep it on the down low though

Meli’s still forum oracle

There’s two guys that like to argue with each other on most threads they go on

City Jeans is carrying a donkey called Edmundo

Tom_play fancies someone but he’s keeping that quiet too

Two girls on the forum got it on

That’s all I’ve got…ask Meli…

Haha it’s a secret crush shhhhh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There’s a newish guy with a big cock - likes to keep it on the down low though

Meli’s still forum oracle

There’s two guys that like to argue with each other on most threads they go on

City Jeans is carrying a donkey called Edmundo

Tom_play fancies someone but he’s keeping that quiet too

Two girls on the forum got it on

That’s all I’ve got…ask Meli…

Haha it’s a secret crush shhhhh "

Come on... dish it...

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I'm new

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"There’s a newish guy with a big cock - likes to keep it on the down low though

Meli’s still forum oracle

There’s two guys that like to argue with each other on most threads they go on

City Jeans is carrying a donkey called Edmundo

Tom_play fancies someone but he’s keeping that quiet too

Two girls on the forum got it on

That’s all I’ve got…ask Meli…

Haha it’s a secret crush shhhhh

Come on... dish it...

You will figure it out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There’s a newish guy with a big cock - likes to keep it on the down low though

Meli’s still forum oracle

There’s two guys that like to argue with each other on most threads they go on

City Jeans is carrying a donkey called Edmundo

Tom_play fancies someone but he’s keeping that quiet too

Two girls on the forum got it on

That’s all I’ve got…ask Meli…

Haha it’s a secret crush shhhhh

Come on... dish it...

You will figure it out

Is it you, Belle?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Hey Cat. Missed your face. And your cake.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey Cat. Missed your face. And your cake."

Aww... bless you. hugs*

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"There’s a newish guy with a big cock - likes to keep it on the down low though

Meli’s still forum oracle

There’s two guys that like to argue with each other on most threads they go on

City Jeans is carrying a donkey called Edmundo

Tom_play fancies someone but he’s keeping that quiet too

Two girls on the forum got it on

That’s all I’ve got…ask Meli…

Haha it’s a secret crush shhhhh

Come on... dish it...

You will figure it out

Is it you, Belle?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hey Cat. Missed your face. And your cake.

Aww... bless you. hugs*

Gentle ones please. I'm delicate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There’s a newish guy with a big cock - likes to keep it on the down low though

Meli’s still forum oracle

There’s two guys that like to argue with each other on most threads they go on

City Jeans is carrying a donkey called Edmundo

Tom_play fancies someone but he’s keeping that quiet too

Two girls on the forum got it on

That’s all I’ve got…ask Meli…

Haha it’s a secret crush shhhhh

Come on... dish it...

You will figure it out

Is it you, Belle?

I've got John Paul Young's "Love is in the Air" stuck in my head now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey Cat. Missed your face. And your cake.

Aww... bless you. hugs*

Gentle ones please. I'm delicate

To much ale?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey Cat. Missed your face. And your cake.

Aww... bless you. hugs*

Gentle ones please. I'm delicate

To much ale?

Cider or wine I'll wager.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hey Cat. Missed your face. And your cake.

Aww... bless you. hugs*

Gentle ones please. I'm delicate

To much ale?

I wish. Surgery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey Cat. Missed your face. And your cake.

Aww... bless you. hugs*

Gentle ones please. I'm delicate

To much ale?

Cider or wine I'll wager.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hey Cat. Missed your face. And your cake.

Aww... bless you. hugs*

Gentle ones please. I'm delicate

To much ale?

Cider or wine I'll wager.

You're a meanie too (Cider or wine is most likely under normal circumstances)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey Cat. Missed your face. And your cake.

Aww... bless you. hugs*

Gentle ones please. I'm delicate

To much ale?

Cider or wine I'll wager.

You're a meanie too (Cider or wine is most likely under normal circumstances) "

Hope you’re ok? X

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"There’s a newish guy with a big cock - likes to keep it on the down low though

Meli’s still forum oracle

There’s two guys that like to argue with each other on most threads they go on

City Jeans is carrying a donkey called Edmundo

Tom_play fancies someone but he’s keeping that quiet too

Two girls on the forum got it on

That’s all I’ve got…ask Meli…

What about the dude who doesn’t like ankle socks

That's the new guy who's a big cock, oops sorry has a big cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey Cat. Missed your face. And your cake.

Aww... bless you. hugs*

Gentle ones please. I'm delicate

To much ale?

Cider or wine I'll wager.

You're a meanie too (Cider or wine is most likely under normal circumstances) "

I am not a meanie!

Hope it all went well. Rest up.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A penalty?

A bus?

A few sexy ladies getting their ( . )( . ) out?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There’s a newish guy with a big cock - likes to keep it on the down low though

Meli’s still forum oracle

There’s two guys that like to argue with each other on most threads they go on

City Jeans is carrying a donkey called Edmundo

Tom_play fancies someone but he’s keeping that quiet too

Two girls on the forum got it on

That’s all I’ve got…ask Meli…

What about the dude who doesn’t like ankle socks

That's the new guy who's a big cock, oops sorry has a big cock"

He's been about before I suspect.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A penalty?

A bus?

A few sexy ladies getting their ( . )( . ) out?

Nice to see your big clock again, Ace.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"A penalty?

A bus?

A few sexy ladies getting their ( . )( . ) out?

Nice to see your big clock again, Ace."

The feeling is mutual my friend

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Mooooooooon! Where have you been, lovely? I've missed your Nocturnaling! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mooooooooon! Where have you been, lovely? I've missed your Nocturnaling! Xx"

What she said ^

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"There’s a newish guy with a big cock - likes to keep it on the down low though

Meli’s still forum oracle

There’s two guys that like to argue with each other on most threads they go on

City Jeans is carrying a donkey called Edmundo

Tom_play fancies someone but he’s keeping that quiet too

Two girls on the forum got it on

That’s all I’ve got…ask Meli…

What about the dude who doesn’t like ankle socks

That's the new guy who's a big cock, oops sorry has a big cock

He's been about before I suspect."

Yes I was informed privately that he's a wind up and been here before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quack and angel had a girls night and didn't invite me

. I've made my feelings known lol

I'm invited to the next one, so it's all good now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am still me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a thread about some bloke stealing the sand a woman pissed on so he could smell it but that was a few years back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I haven’t bought any new shoes and have had to work yesterday and today

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mooooooooon! Where have you been, lovely? I've missed your Nocturnaling! Xx"

You changed your name! It's all go around here. Honestly I turn my back for 5 minutes. I'll nocturnal tonight, but need an early one. Will see you there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mooooooooon! Where have you been, lovely? I've missed your Nocturnaling! Xx

What she said ^

to you too

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Estragon and LemonButterCream and LeoBlooms have unlosed. Erm I forgot the rest of the questions.

You're welcome for this contribution though."

There's no sign of Ivy either.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am still me "

Hi... waves*

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm fighting floral metaphors.

Wait, not new

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There was a thread about some bloke stealing the sand a woman pissed on so he could smell it but that was a few years back. "

Urine moistened, mineral based larceny. This country...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I haven’t bought any new shoes and have had to work yesterday and today

Work is killing me atm. Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

Go buy some shoes woman. Have you seen sone of the new ranges of converse, shell toes and Stan Smiths? Omfdays

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Mooooooooon! Where have you been, lovely? I've missed your Nocturnaling! Xx

You changed your name! It's all go around here. Honestly I turn my back for 5 minutes. I'll nocturnal tonight, but need an early one. Will see you there."

Oh, yes. I forgot! I'm the Roman Goddess of Sensuality now

Shall see you later, lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Estragon and LemonButterCream and LeoBlooms have unlosed. Erm I forgot the rest of the questions.

You're welcome for this contribution though.

There's no sign of Ivy either. "

Waaaaaah. Not her too...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mooooooooon! Where have you been, lovely? I've missed your Nocturnaling! Xx

You changed your name! It's all go around here. Honestly I turn my back for 5 minutes. I'll nocturnal tonight, but need an early one. Will see you there.

Oh, yes. I forgot! I'm the Roman Goddess of Sensuality now

Shall see you later, lovely

I'll come feed you grapes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm fighting floral metaphors.

Wait, not new

You love the fab forum fisticuffs you do. Those forums are not for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I haven’t bought any new shoes and have had to work yesterday and today

Work is killing me atm. Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

Go buy some shoes woman. Have you seen sone of the new ranges of converse, shell toes and Stan Smiths? Omfdays"

I have not ! I want the Comme De Garçons converse !! I want to retire now but our bills and my shoe habit force me to keep bloody going

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Quack and angel had a girls night and didn't invite me

. I've made my feelings known lol

I'm invited to the next one, so it's all good now

If I put on a dress can I come? I've got the legs for it.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I'm fighting floral metaphors.

Wait, not new

You love the fab forum fisticuffs you do. Those forums are not for me."

No. lol. It's a beautiful analogy and it doesn't work in the genre, calm your tits, Swing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A man moaned.

A cock was mentioned.

All the women had cake."

I didn’t have cake. Why didn’t I get any??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I haven’t bought any new shoes and have had to work yesterday and today

Work is killing me atm. Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

Go buy some shoes woman. Have you seen sone of the new ranges of converse, shell toes and Stan Smiths? Omfdays

I have not ! I want the Comme De Garçons converse !! I want to retire now but our bills and my shoe habit force me to keep bloody going

I bought several pairs of adidas and some Kurt Geiger dress shoes over lockdown while everything was being price slashed to fuck.

I even bought a blue chelsea boot with a paisley stretch thingy. Do you remember "Dr Cunty's Cunty Shoe Emporium" a while back? The bloke on facebook who took pics of people's cunty shoes on the central line? Yeah well these belong on that. They're well cunty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quack and angel had a girls night and didn't invite me

. I've made my feelings known lol

I'm invited to the next one, so it's all good now

If I put on a dress can I come? I've got the legs for it.

Yes. I'm straight so I'll need a man while they do their bi stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm hungry if that helps...The tea trolley is late today

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A man moaned.

A cock was mentioned.

All the women had cake.

I didn’t have cake. Why didn’t I get any??"

"Staff announcement; member of cake team go to gloomy, please. That's member of cake team to gloomy asap"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Quack and angel had a girls night and didn't invite me

. I've made my feelings known lol

I'm invited to the next one, so it's all good now

If I put on a dress can I come? I've got the legs for it.

Yes. I'm straight so I'll need a man while they do their bi stuff

Be still my beating heart.

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over a year ago

"Well I haven’t bought any new shoes and have had to work yesterday and today

Work is killing me atm. Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

Go buy some shoes woman. Have you seen sone of the new ranges of converse, shell toes and Stan Smiths? Omfdays

I have not ! I want the Comme De Garçons converse !! I want to retire now but our bills and my shoe habit force me to keep bloody going

I bought several pairs of adidas and some Kurt Geiger dress shoes over lockdown while everything was being price slashed to fuck.

Fantastic!!! The last Chelsea boots I had were leopard print DM ones , not that I’ve had chance to wear them yet . I’m slovenly living in slip on Vans at the moment I may have a few pairs

I also want cake now after looking at your profile pic

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Quack and angel had a girls night and didn't invite me

. I've made my feelings known lol

I'm invited to the next one, so it's all good now

If I put on a dress can I come? I've got the legs for it.

Yes. I'm straight so I'll need a man while they do their bi stuff

I've been invited already so I'll see you there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quack and angel had a girls night and didn't invite me

. I've made my feelings known lol

I'm invited to the next one, so it's all good now

If I put on a dress can I come? I've got the legs for it.

Yes. I'm straight so I'll need a man while they do their bi stuff

I've been invited already so I'll see you there

Sounding more like an orgy now than a girls night

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Quack and angel had a girls night and didn't invite me

. I've made my feelings known lol

I'm invited to the next one, so it's all good now

If I put on a dress can I come? I've got the legs for it.

Yes. I'm straight so I'll need a man while they do their bi stuff

I've been invited already so I'll see you there

Sounding more like an orgy now than a girls night

A night with 3 wonderful ladies sounds like a trip to heaven to me

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Have we met?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Quack and angel had a girls night and didn't invite me

. I've made my feelings known lol

I'm invited to the next one, so it's all good now

If I put on a dress can I come? I've got the legs for it.

Yes. I'm straight so I'll need a man while they do their bi stuff

I've been invited already so I'll see you there

Do you have to wear a dress as well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quack and angel had a girls night and didn't invite me

. I've made my feelings known lol

I'm invited to the next one, so it's all good now

If I put on a dress can I come? I've got the legs for it.

Yes. I'm straight so I'll need a man while they do their bi stuff

I've been invited already so I'll see you there

Perhaps we could all go to one of those famous socials.....

oh I miss the socials

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over a year ago

"Have we met?

We were in a tuktuk crash together in 1997 in Ho Chi Minh City. I'm surprised you've forgotten tbh.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Meli and f&b got married

Lemonbuttercream nearly got a ban for posting pics of her poo

Tea monkey made an emotional announcement that he doesn't actually like tea.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Quack and angel had a girls night and didn't invite me

. I've made my feelings known lol

I'm invited to the next one, so it's all good now

If I put on a dress can I come? I've got the legs for it.

Yes. I'm straight so I'll need a man while they do their bi stuff

I've been invited already so I'll see you there

Perhaps we could all go to one of those famous socials.....

oh I miss the socials

I've only ever been to kinkyminx's ones.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Quack and angel had a girls night and didn't invite me

. I've made my feelings known lol

I'm invited to the next one, so it's all good now

If I put on a dress can I come? I've got the legs for it.

Yes. I'm straight so I'll need a man while they do their bi stuff

I've been invited already so I'll see you there

Do you have to wear a dress as well? "

That wasn't discussed and I'd prefer to be naked myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quack and angel had a girls night and didn't invite me

. I've made my feelings known lol

I'm invited to the next one, so it's all good now

If I put on a dress can I come? I've got the legs for it.

Yes. I'm straight so I'll need a man while they do their bi stuff

I've been invited already so I'll see you there

Do you have to wear a dress as well?

That wasn't discussed and I'd prefer to be naked myself

I'll wear the dress then. To start with anyway

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Meli and f&b got married

Lemonbuttercream nearly got a ban for posting pics of her poo

Tea monkey made an emotional announcement that he doesn't actually like tea. "

You might as well go the whole hog and add some statistics to this.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Have we met?

We were in a tuktuk crash together in 1997 in Ho Chi Minh City. I'm surprised you've forgotten tbh."

Caspian, is that you dahling?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the comical stylings of me

your welcome

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Quack and angel had a girls night and didn't invite me

. I've made my feelings known lol

I'm invited to the next one, so it's all good now

If I put on a dress can I come? I've got the legs for it.

Yes. I'm straight so I'll need a man while they do their bi stuff

I've been invited already so I'll see you there

Perhaps we could all go to one of those famous socials.....

oh I miss the socials

Someone is arranging one in Newport which I'm very tempted to go to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quack and angel had a girls night and didn't invite me

. I've made my feelings known lol

I'm invited to the next one, so it's all good now

If I put on a dress can I come? I've got the legs for it.

Yes. I'm straight so I'll need a man while they do their bi stuff

I've been invited already so I'll see you there

Perhaps we could all go to one of those famous socials.....

oh I miss the socials

I've only ever been to kinkyminx's ones. "

I’ve been to them in Manchester, London, Blackpool and I’m off to my first in 18 months in a few weeks.

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over a year ago

"Quack and angel had a girls night and didn't invite me

. I've made my feelings known lol

I'm invited to the next one, so it's all good now

If I put on a dress can I come? I've got the legs for it.

Yes. I'm straight so I'll need a man while they do their bi stuff

I've been invited already so I'll see you there

Perhaps we could all go to one of those famous socials.....

oh I miss the socials

I've only ever been to kinkyminx's ones.

I’ve been to them in Manchester, London, Blackpool and I’m off to my first in 18 months in a few weeks. "

I've never been to one and I'd like to, but I live as far south as you can go before you start getting wet, and there's nothing around here

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Meli and f&b got married

Lemonbuttercream nearly got a ban for posting pics of her poo

Tea monkey made an emotional announcement that he doesn't actually like tea.

You might as well go the whole hog and add some statistics to this."

99.76% of fabbers don't actually even like sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quack and angel had a girls night and didn't invite me

. I've made my feelings known lol

I'm invited to the next one, so it's all good now

If I put on a dress can I come? I've got the legs for it.

Yes. I'm straight so I'll need a man while they do their bi stuff

I've been invited already so I'll see you there

Perhaps we could all go to one of those famous socials.....

oh I miss the socials

I've only ever been to kinkyminx's ones.

I’ve been to them in Manchester, London, Blackpool and I’m off to my first in 18 months in a few weeks.

I've never been to one and I'd like to, but I live as far south as you can go before you start getting wet, and there's nothing around here

After a couple of hours I pass Southampton, well kinda, on my way to the ones in London. There aren’t any local to me.

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over a year ago

"Have we met?

We were in a tuktuk crash together in 1997 in Ho Chi Minh City. I'm surprised you've forgotten tbh.

Caspian, is that you dahling?"

Please, no real first names on here.

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over a year ago

"Meli and f&b got married

Lemonbuttercream nearly got a ban for posting pics of her poo

Tea monkey made an emotional announcement that he doesn't actually like tea.

You might as well go the whole hog and add some statistics to this.

99.76% of fabbers don't actually even like sex. "

73% of statistics are made up on the spot.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Meli and f&b got married

Lemonbuttercream nearly got a ban for posting pics of her poo

Tea monkey made an emotional announcement that he doesn't actually like tea.

You might as well go the whole hog and add some statistics to this.

99.76% of fabbers don't actually even like sex.

73% of statistics are made up on the spot."

The other 27% were made up on the loo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey there A moon

I had a week off.

I feel like neither of us missed anything.

Anywho, I’m gonna get back to my G&T, see you next time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome back.

All I've got is that some saddo killed a thread and started a new one to kill for those who didn't like losing.

Thread killing seems to be a thing lately.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey there A moon

I had a week off.

I feel like neither of us missed anything.

Anywho, I’m gonna get back to my G&T, see you next time."

G&T you say? Now there's a thought. Wonder if I have any limes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Welcome back.

All I've got is that some saddo killed a thread and started a new one to kill for those who didn't like losing.

Thread killing seems to be a thing lately. "

Been some unhappy bunnies while I was away I see...

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