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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Yesterday I endured someone's fooking barbeque in every room of my house....

Today someone is having .... sniff..... sausages or chips.

If I open my windows I want AIR not your bloody dinner.

If you are reading this Dick and Netty close your bloody windows.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I wouldn't mind but i'm not in a built up area.....

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

We should all eat lettuce leaves.

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"We should all eat lettuce leaves."

Or dust!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love the smell of a bbq

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yesterday I endured someone's fooking barbeque in every room of my house....

Today someone is having .... sniff..... sausages or chips.

If I open my windows I want AIR not your bloody dinner.

If you are reading this Dick and Netty close your bloody windows."

Our neighbour likes to smoke ... erm ... not wanted garden plants? (can’t put the proper word) ... it’s a very strong smell. It’s everywhere ... I’m sure our postman thinks I spend my days off my tits

I think there’ll be looooads of bbq smells everywhere today ... ummm at least your Dick and Netty don’t cook cabbage everyday?

x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s the matter with people, can’t they control the wind direction, outside enjoying the weather, having food, chatting to friends and family. They should be indoors eating granola, how very Inconsiderate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just as long as my washing isn't on the line I'm not bothered. It's when your nice clean clothes end up needing washing again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What’s the matter with people, can’t they control the wind direction, outside enjoying the weather, having food, chatting to friends and family. They should be indoors eating granola, how very Inconsiderate."

I should imagine if you live in a built up area people should talk quietly if they’re in their gardens

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I want to sit outside in the quiet enjoying the sunshine and nature... and someone has fired up their lawnmower....grrr shut up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would rather have the smell of burgers and chicken than the geezer up the road dragging on his 420 while I'm trying to go to sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What’s the matter with people, can’t they control the wind direction, outside enjoying the weather, having food, chatting to friends and family. They should be indoors eating granola, how very Inconsiderate.

I should imagine if you live in a built up area people should talk quietly if they’re in their gardens "

The OP was talking about the smell of a barbecue not about how noisy they are.

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By *ealthy_and_HungMan
over a year ago

Princes Risborough, Luasanne, Alderney

perhaps woven yoghurt would remain un-affected by food smells if one kept ones windows closed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What’s the matter with people, can’t they control the wind direction, outside enjoying the weather, having food, chatting to friends and family. They should be indoors eating granola, how very Inconsiderate.

I should imagine if you live in a built up area people should talk quietly if they’re in their gardens

The OP was talking about the smell of a barbecue not about how noisy they are. "

Don’t people talk at BBQ’s ?

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By *bi_AstrayTV/TS
over a year ago

Plymouth

Good job it's the bank holiday, none of my neighbours will be emptying their cesspit.

There are worse things to smell on a sunny afternoon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good job it's the bank holiday, none of my neighbours will be emptying their cesspit.

There are worse things to smell on a sunny afternoon. "

Do you mean hot tub?

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay


"Yesterday I endured someone's fooking barbeque in every room of my house....

Today someone is having .... sniff..... sausages or chips.

If I open my windows I want AIR not your bloody dinner.

If you are reading this Dick and Netty close your bloody windows."

If you are reading this Dick and Netty why the fuck are you barbaquing indoors?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God forbid you farted in granny's house

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

BBQs are what summer is all about. Settling fire to your bangers and raw steak

It won’t last long Granny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My smokers on... i have lots of beef ribsribs... i have no neighbours... but the cows look cross

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Yesterday I endured someone's fooking barbeque in every room of my house....

Today someone is having .... sniff..... sausages or chips.

If I open my windows I want AIR not your bloody dinner.

If you are reading this Dick and Netty close your bloody windows.

Our neighbour likes to smoke ... erm ... not wanted garden plants? (can’t put the proper word) ... it’s a very strong smell. It’s everywhere ... I’m sure our postman thinks I spend my days off my tits

I think there’ll be looooads of bbq smells everywhere today ... ummm at least your Dick and Netty don’t cook cabbage everyday?

x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yesterday I endured someone's fooking barbeque in every room of my house....

Today someone is having .... sniff..... sausages or chips.

If I open my windows I want AIR not your bloody dinner.

If you are reading this Dick and Netty close your bloody windows."
are you upset because you are eating gruel and their smells are reminding you of nicer food or are you just being grumpy get off my lawn granny?

I am sure I can fit in another old person stereotype but you get the picture

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

The smell of your front parlour might be spoiling their barbie...so think on, Crumpet

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"What’s the matter with people, can’t they control the wind direction, outside enjoying the weather, having food, chatting to friends and family. They should be indoors eating granola, how very Inconsiderate."

Granola is a pretty noisy eat. I think soggy cornflakes would be better

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Yesterday I endured someone's fooking barbeque in every room of my house....

Today someone is having .... sniff..... sausages or chips.

If I open my windows I want AIR not your bloody dinner.

If you are reading this Dick and Netty close your bloody windows.are you upset because you are eating gruel and their smells are reminding you of nicer food or are you just being grumpy get off my lawn granny?

I am sure I can fit in another old person stereotype but you get the picture "

I'm usually good for a zimmer or some teeth jokes.....

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast


"Yesterday I endured someone's fooking barbeque in every room of my house....

Today someone is having .... sniff..... sausages or chips.

If I open my windows I want AIR not your bloody dinner.

If you are reading this Dick and Netty close your bloody windows."

Perfect! You get to enjoy the smells without having to put the work in

Close your eyes as you eat the soggy cornflakes and imagine it’s sausages

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"Yesterday I endured someone's fooking barbeque in every room of my house....

Today someone is having .... sniff..... sausages or chips.

If I open my windows I want AIR not your bloody dinner.

If you are reading this Dick and Netty close your bloody windows.are you upset because you are eating gruel and their smells are reminding you of nicer food or are you just being grumpy get off my lawn granny?

I am sure I can fit in another old person stereotype but you get the picture

I'm usually good for a zimmer or some teeth jokes.....

"

I’d always assumed that the reason you gave up eating meat was because you no longer had the teeth for it Granny.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Oh Gran you wouldn't like me today!

I have a fire going, the first one I've ever made.

It was a necessary and it's at the back of the garden. I'm hoping it won't be troublesome for my neighbours!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn’t mind the smell of barbecue burgers from down the road, but all I get is the smell of the propane burner

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Would it be ok if it were smoked tofu burgers?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Yesterday I endured someone's fooking barbeque in every room of my house....

Today someone is having .... sniff..... sausages or chips.

If I open my windows I want AIR not your bloody dinner.

If you are reading this Dick and Netty close your bloody windows.are you upset because you are eating gruel and their smells are reminding you of nicer food or are you just being grumpy get off my lawn granny?

I am sure I can fit in another old person stereotype but you get the picture

I'm usually good for a zimmer or some teeth jokes.....

I’d always assumed that the reason you gave up eating meat was because you no longer had the teeth for it Granny. "

Says the man who has to liquidise jelly......

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Would it be ok if it were smoked tofu burgers?"

No. Jesus tofu is the devil's shit.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Oh Gran you wouldn't like me today!

I have a fire going, the first one I've ever made.

It was a necessary and it's at the back of the garden. I'm hoping it won't be troublesome for my neighbours!"

I don't normally mind to be fair. But you know on the first really nice day when you throw back the curtains and open the windows for air and think.......... FUCK it's like living in the kebab shop ....... still.......... I fart in their direction !

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