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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There are other body parts you men folk can take pictures of you know!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Spray them with febreze

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Spray them with febreze "

That would be weird

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Imagine if all we did was take pics of our lady bits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eye bleach, eye bleach on aisle 3 please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Imagine if all we did was take pics of our lady bits "

There would be threads with men moaning about too much vaj in their boxes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just so you know i love womens backs, so maybe less of the open minge n bouncing boobs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Imagine if all we did was take pics of our lady bits "

I doubt you would get many complaints tbh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Eye bleach, eye bleach on aisle 3 please "

I like a nice cock - but I want it attached to other body parts without messages about their balls needing draining

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By *P994Man
over a year ago

Travelling

You’ve probably opened the floodgates to bum hole pics now if cocks are no good

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Eye bleach, eye bleach on aisle 3 please

I like a nice cock - but I want it attached to other body parts without messages about their balls needing draining "

I often wonder how effective those messages are..

"I'm so fucking hard and horny and need my balls emptying" thank you William Shakespeare....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You’ve probably opened the floodgates to bum hole pics now if cocks are no good "

Noooooo

I'll take the cocks

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By *onguesandpunsMan
over a year ago

East Midlands

[Removed by poster at 31/05/21 09:43:13]

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By *onguesandpunsMan
over a year ago

East Midlands

I genuinely feel for every woman on fab and any other social media platform who's been sent an unsolicited, unwanted cock pic. I'm embarrassed as a man that so many men think this is acceptable behaviour! On a more positive note, let's have more photos of men's thorax and navel areas. They can look sexy if done tastefully, but only send them on if the situation is appropriate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think my brain is perhaps my best appendage. I have a scan of that I ought to use for my profile pic.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Eye bleach, eye bleach on aisle 3 please

I like a nice cock - but I want it attached to other body parts without messages about their balls needing draining

I often wonder how effective those messages are..

"I'm so fucking hard and horny and need my balls emptying" thank you William Shakespeare...."

There are some poets here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eye bleach, eye bleach on aisle 3 please

I like a nice cock - but I want it attached to other body parts without messages about their balls needing draining "

I like a nice cock, and a pic that’s further away, like an arty shot with a hard cock is lovely. It’s the close ups I don’t like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I genuinely feel for every woman on fab and any other social media platform who's been sent an unsolicited, unwanted cock pic. I'm embarrassed as a man that so many men think this is acceptable behaviour! On a more positive note, let's have more photos of men's thorax and navel areas. They can look sexy if done tastefully, but only send them on if the situation is appropriate!

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What's a thorax?

The menfolk probably see cock pics all over the site and assume they need a cock pic to get laid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think my brain is perhaps my best appendage. I have a scan of that I ought to use for my profile pic. "

Although, having said that, I must say, I dislike photos of myself in a state of undress, so much so that I have hidden some from view and have left only one on public view BUT that is the one that seems to get the most attention.

I despair, sometimes, because that was just a simple click of the button at the spur of the moment to submit on Fab when I joined whereas the others were a little more considered. (how do I do that crying icon?)

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

The rest of my body is so ugly it really would make you gag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I genuinely feel for every woman on fab and any other social media platform who's been sent an unsolicited, unwanted cock pic. I'm embarrassed as a man that so many men think this is acceptable behaviour! On a more positive note, let's have more photos of men's thorax and navel areas. They can look sexy if done tastefully, but only send them on if the situation is appropriate!

What's a thorax?

The menfolk probably see cock pics all over the site and assume they need a cock pic to get laid. "

Cock breeds cock breeds cock ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eye bleach, eye bleach on aisle 3 please

I like a nice cock - but I want it attached to other body parts without messages about their balls needing draining

I like a nice cock, and a pic that’s further away, like an arty shot with a hard cock is lovely. It’s the close ups I don’t like. "

The close up in yer face spunky bell end that you can almost smell....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I genuinely feel for every woman on fab and any other social media platform who's been sent an unsolicited, unwanted cock pic. I'm embarrassed as a man that so many men think this is acceptable behaviour! On a more positive note, let's have more photos of men's thorax and navel areas. They can look sexy if done tastefully, but only send them on if the situation is appropriate!

What's a thorax?

The menfolk probably see cock pics all over the site and assume they need a cock pic to get laid.

Cock breeds cock breeds cock ..."

Wasn't that a Guinness advert?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I genuinely feel for every woman on fab and any other social media platform who's been sent an unsolicited, unwanted cock pic. I'm embarrassed as a man that so many men think this is acceptable behaviour! On a more positive note, let's have more photos of men's thorax and navel areas. They can look sexy if done tastefully, but only send them on if the situation is appropriate!

What's a thorax?

The menfolk probably see cock pics all over the site and assume they need a cock pic to get laid.

Cock breeds cock breeds cock ...

Wasn't that a Guinness advert? "

Now you mention it yes. That's how they get the white stuff at the top of a Guiness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eye bleach, eye bleach on aisle 3 please

I like a nice cock - but I want it attached to other body parts without messages about their balls needing draining

I like a nice cock, and a pic that’s further away, like an arty shot with a hard cock is lovely. It’s the close ups I don’t like.

The close up in yer face spunky bell end that you can almost smell.... "

Yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alot need a good jetwash by the look of them. #smeg

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

Best advice I got early on was hide the cocks in friends only & vary the body shots. Anyway, here's my arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hide the cocks in friends only"

Is that why men put up photos of them with women? They're hiding their cocks in friends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We sometimes have to show what's on offer ladies.

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By *onguesandpunsMan
over a year ago

East Midlands


"I genuinely feel for every woman on fab and any other social media platform who's been sent an unsolicited, unwanted cock pic. I'm embarrassed as a man that so many men think this is acceptable behaviour! On a more positive note, let's have more photos of men's thorax and navel areas. They can look sexy if done tastefully, but only send them on if the situation is appropriate!

What's a thorax?

The menfolk probably see cock pics all over the site and assume they need a cock pic to get laid. "

Here's a useful guide:

https://www.pinterest.co.uk/pin/745416175802785647/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I genuinely feel for every woman on fab and any other social media platform who's been sent an unsolicited, unwanted cock pic. I'm embarrassed as a man that so many men think this is acceptable behaviour! On a more positive note, let's have more photos of men's thorax and navel areas. They can look sexy if done tastefully, but only send them on if the situation is appropriate!

What's a thorax?

The menfolk probably see cock pics all over the site and assume they need a cock pic to get laid.

Cock breeds cock breeds cock ...

Wasn't that a Guinness advert?

Now you mention it yes. That's how they get the white stuff at the top of a Guiness."

I knew it! Love to see that milky white tache on men in pubs.

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent


"hide the cocks in friends only

Is that why men put up photos of them with women? They're hiding their cocks in friends."

I guess so. Like a reference on a CV. Sometimes there is a gulf between what is said and what is understood.

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About


"Imagine if all we did was take pics of our lady bits "

It would be like working in an envelope factory, flaps everywhere

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Eye bleach, eye bleach on aisle 3 please

I like a nice cock - but I want it attached to other body parts without messages about their balls needing draining "

I think they're mainly attached to their foreheads hence the close up. They tryna hide it

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About


"Eye bleach, eye bleach on aisle 3 please

I like a nice cock - but I want it attached to other body parts without messages about their balls needing draining

I think they're mainly attached to their foreheads hence the close up. They tryna hide it "

Richard Cranium?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can do a pic of my toe ... ?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"I think my brain is perhaps my best appendage. I have a scan of that I ought to use for my profile pic. "

Id get the horn

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Imagine if all we did was take pics of our lady bits "
yeah!! Nah!! Yeah!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe ladies should fill their profile with pussy pics, see how the men like it.

That'll show them

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Maybe ladies should fill their profile with pussy pics, see how the men like it.

That'll show them "

Can they put the sky remote or monster can in so we have a measure?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe ladies should fill their profile with pussy pics, see how the men like it.

That'll show them

Can they put the sky remote or monster can in so we have a measure? "

Good point.

Maybe a tape measure too.

Same pose taken from many angles

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Imagine if all we did was take pics of our lady bits "

Awww!

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"I genuinely feel for every woman on fab and any other social media platform who's been sent an unsolicited, unwanted cock pic. I'm embarrassed as a man that so many men think this is acceptable behaviour! On a more positive note, let's have more photos of men's thorax and navel areas. They can look sexy if done tastefully, but only send them on if the situation is appropriate!

What's a thorax?

The menfolk probably see cock pics all over the site and assume they need a cock pic to get laid.

Cock breeds cock breeds cock ...

Wasn't that a Guinness advert? "

Manky dick? More like Moby Dick. Here's to you Ahab!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Imagine if all we did was take pics of our lady bits "

When you've seen as many as I have you've seen them all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Best advice I got early on was hide the cocks in friends only & vary the body shots. Anyway, here's my arse. "

Do your friends not mind you hiding your cock in them?

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent


"Best advice I got early on was hide the cocks in friends only & vary the body shots. Anyway, here's my arse.

Do your friends not mind you hiding your cock in them? "

Not usually, but you end up with funny looks from strangers if you ask.

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